All furniture and dead things fall in love with me [Rebirth]

Song Rui's voice was urgent, "I've obviously scraped off my scales and disemboweled me, why am I still alive?"

The general gave a reasonable explanation, "Fish is a low-level creature. The body is not controlled by the brain, but each part is controlled by its own nerve, so the fish can still move after being cut open."

"That's it." Song Rui understood, "Then do I want to kill every part of it?"

"Yeah." The general continued to brush his hair.

"It's simple." Song Rui took the knife, pressed the fish's body with chopsticks, and scratched a few times. The fish finally twitched and stopped moving.

"Okay." He breathed a sigh of relief, cooking a meal is really not easy, he seemed to think that if he couldn't embarrass the chef anymore, he would suffer retribution.

"By the way, what is the red liquid on your knife?"

"Sweet and sour." Song Rui answered naturally.

The general was thoughtful, "Does ginger need to be added to sweet and sour sauce?"

"I heard that adding ginger can remove the smell."

"Then why don't you cut it? And put so many." The general frowned.

"I don't like ginger, it's too fine to pick out."

"Oh." The general understood, "By the way, there is no need to add enoki mushrooms to sweet and sour fish."

"What kind of eyes, General, I obviously made steamed fish."

"..."

The general was silent.

"You really know how to cook?"

"A little bit." Song Rui looked guilty.

"Don't lie to me, I'm a professional."▼-▼

"..."

"I'll tell you if you'll get food poisoning if you do this!"

"It's okay, I have a strong ability to accept poison, and I won't die from poison." Song Rui laughed.

"I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about poisoning your brother."▼-▼"..."

"Do you have a space teleportation station?"

"What?" Song Rui was stunned.

"Forget it, I'll find it myself." The general specifically told him, "Don't move around, stay where you are and wait for me."

A space teleportation station is a type that connects the two sides of the space and can directly reach the target. It is similar to a telephone. If I call you, you can receive it on your side.

At first, it was only used to transport goods. After all, it was unstable, and there would be less goods and pieces from time to time. Later, it began to transport people. For safety, there will be special protection vehicles during the period, and most large communities will have them.

Although the general's place is remote, all the big names in the military region live here, whether it's a supermarket or something, all the equipment is available.

He boarded the nearest space car, felt in his pocket and found that he didn't bring any money, but he was tall and handsome, and it was okay to brush his face.

Space teleportation is the fastest means of transportation. Although it is expensive, it only takes 3 minutes from his side to Song Rui's side.

Song Rui just put the fish into the steamer and cut two vegetables by the way, when the doorbell rang.

He hurried over to open the door, "So fast?"

The general looked helpless, "I came here by space transfer station."

"There is a space teleportation station near here?" Song Rui really didn't know, usually he drove, and someone would deliver anything to the door directly, and stuff it in through the express port.

"Yeah." The general came in a hurry, his hair was not completely dry, he was wearing a coat casually, and he was still wearing slippers.

"Come in." Song Rui stepped aside to let the general in, and then closed the door softly.

"My brother hasn't woken up yet, let him fall asleep first." Song Chen was probably really tired, and he didn't respond to such a big movement, but this was the best way, and Song Rui was afraid that he would not be able to accept bringing a man back suddenly.

"You came as soon as I finished chopping the vegetables. The speed is really fast." Song Rui naturally pulled him to the kitchen, "Speaking of which, the general can cook, I really didn't expect it."

The general rolled up his sleeves deftly, walked into the messy kitchen, and cleaned up one by one, "I have lived in the military region since I was a child, and I grew up eating big pot meals. There is a rule in the military region that you cannot order takeaway. As a general, I must lead by example."

"So the general has practiced cooking in a small stove?" Song Rui had a clear expression on his face.

"It's okay to say that." The kitchen was so messed up by Song Rui that he couldn't bear to look directly at it. Vegetable leaves were everywhere, scales and blood splashed on the wall. I don't know what was boiled in the pot. Upwell.

"This is?" The general pointed to the pot.

"I cooked pork rib soup." Song Rui's face was unnatural.

"What about this?" The general pointed to the half-stirred batter in the bowl.

"This will be poured on the rib soup later, and the rib soup will be as thick as soup."

"..."

The general had nothing to say.

"Song Rui."

"Ah."

"I admire you the most after learning to cook for so many years." You haven't been poisoned yet.

An embarrassed expression flashed across Song Rui's face, "General, don't make fun of me."

"I'm serious." Look at my expression, ▼-▼

"..."

Fortunately, there is the general. The big pot of rice for the general for so many years is not for nothing. He was forced to practice his cooking skills. It's perfect.

"Add more vinegar, my brother likes it." Song Rui took a big spoon and poured it full.

The general refused, "Don't make trouble, just pour a little."

"Then you can add more sugar, right?"

"Why do you add sugar to the steamed bacon?" The general drove him out, "Just sit down and wait to eat."

Song Rui was unwilling, "I still want to learn how to cook."

"You'd better stop learning." It will poison people to tell the truth.

"But if I don't learn, no one will cook it for me." He was almost blocked by the food industry.

"I'll do it for you." The general glanced at him.

"Really?" What I was waiting for was your words, "The general won't think I'm picky, will he?"

"No." The general has not yet experienced the state of his tongue.

Although we were dating together today, Song Rui hid it very well. Most of the food was said to be okay, not bad, and the evaluations were quite fair.

Actually—

It's a miracle someone still does something like this.

It's too unpalatable, with so much sugar.

So greasy, braised pork is fat.

Considering that the first impression is very important, Song Rui is perfect everywhere, how could he expose such a big flaw to someone else, that person is still his first love.

"It's almost done." The general put the dishes on the plate, and it took more than an hour to prepare two or three dishes under Song Rui's interference.

According to his younger brother's taste, he made sweet and sour fish, sweet and sour pork ribs, and a dish of pan-fried meat. Song Chen bought some pieces of tofu, but Song Rui insisted on letting him deep-fry them into stinky tofu, so he had to fry them until they were burnt brown and fish them out again. Got some side dishes.

Song Rui doesn't want garlic, coriander, green onions, or peppers.

Is this stinky tofu still stinky tofu?