A Guide to Decontamination of the Fast and the Year

Ni Jun: Let me go through the content of the tutoring class for me, so I can get ready.

System: The original work is written in one stroke.Only a 1000-word description of the sex-educational scene was used as a foreshadowing.

Come out, author, I promise not to beat you to death!

"Hello." Ni Juan, dressed in a white shirt and black trousers, with an artificial smile of "pureness with a hint of shyness", said hello to the stallion Zhengtai's mother.This lady looks extremely young and beautiful, with a simple and elegant intellectual atmosphere.But there is no similarity with Liang Min's appearance, probably due to the author's careless description.

And beside him, stood a beautiful girl who greeted her employer at the same time.He is in his early twenties, tall and slender, with some profound features, and has the unique charm of a mixed race.

This kind of one-in-a-million female character is pulled out by the author, it's crazy!If Ni Jun was a straight man, he wouldn't reject Jiang Zi's girl; if Ni Jun were a fucking child's mother, he wouldn't reject Jiang Zi's daughter-in-law either!

System: Note that the male protagonist is underage and cannot have sex.

Ni Jun: ...

Hai'er's mother glanced at the girl first, and immediately showed a surprised expression, her pupils shrank slightly, and her smile became a bit fuller.Then he looked over and asked doubtfully, "Young man, are you...?"

Ni Jun replied politely and modestly: "I'm a part-time lifeguard in Liang Min's swimming pool and also his senior. I heard from him that you plan to find a famous tutor for him. I want to try it out."

The npc mother continued to be dazed, obviously not knowing how to deal with the "unknown plot change". "Well, let me compare with this lady, and you can make a decision, okay?"

She also just happened to become Liang Min's tutor, and there was no pre-plot, which made it easier for Ni Jun to get in the way.

The advantage of the mixed-race beauty is that she is an alumnus of Liang Min's parents studying abroad. She is graceful and speaks pure local English.Ni Jun has many advantages: as the senior of Liang Min High School, an outstanding graduate, he is currently studying in university; he is also a boy, so there are fewer hidden worries (this is Ni Jun's own idea); the beautiful report card, Rich social practice experience...

and a final trial presentation.Ni Juan came prepared, and he could explain things in a simple way to his mother, who made him a top student in the real world.Girl... Tragically, she was tricked by Ni Jun, who was just a beautiful person.Her specialty is sex-education, which countless nerds dream of, and it is precisely the "dirty" point that the ruthless administrator wants to harmonize.

Obviously, the final winner is... the mixed-race beauty!Do you think she will lose without a fight?

Is the stallion Zhengtai's mother also abnormal?This kind of sight of wanting my son to be slapped by a sexy big sister is very touching. Why don't I have red and purple numbness... Do you think so?

Author, come in and let's have a good talk, let me harmonize your filthy "world view", okay?

The scumbag author didn't come out, but Liang Min showed up. "Mom, I want a senior to be my tutor."

……

The npcs couldn't cope with this series of inexplicable off-screen plots, and they all collapsed and acted like sculptures.

"Brother Ni Jun, come in." Liang Min's shy voice floated over.

System: Brother Ni Jun, brother Liang Min told you to come over.

Ouch, this title, this expression, this voice... I am a firm harmony administrator!I am a very principled three-good youth!

"Shouldn't you choose Big Sister?" Ni Juan squeezed out an awkward smile, a little uncertain about what this lady was thinking.Obviously, the protagonist has deviated from the original setting and has become a little strange?

"You want me to choose her, so why do you still come?" Liang Min's beautiful eyes seemed to hide a lot of complicated emotions, how could he not be that young stallion who only knows about sex.

This question is difficult to answer.But you can test it like this: "You don't like beautiful big sisters?" At least Liang Min in the novel should love these beauties to death!

Liang Min seemed to snort, turned his face away, and whispered: "What can I do if I don't like it..."

Ouch, is this a complaint from Two-dimensional?It turns out that the stallion Zhengtai is also very weak in his heart.Scumbag author, look at what you have done!

"What are we doing? Lectures?" Ni Juan felt a little sympathetic to the boy who was forced to "dirty", and decided not to say anything, adding to the embarrassment between the two of them.

"I know what you just tried to talk about." Liang Min said in a low voice.

It is understandable that both character and learning are excellent.So the role of tutoring is just to demonstrate the body structure in person?

System: In the next class, I will prepare a woman's mannequin for you, and a man's mannequin...you do it yourself?

Ni Jun: Why can't men use models?

System: You don't have the beauty and professionalism of other people.

Ni Jun: If dedication is destined to be harmonious, I think it is better not to be dedicated.

"Ni Jun, see you tomorrow." Liang Min sent him to the door, looking at him brightly.

Ni Jun put his hands in his pockets and tilted his head, his originally Wenqing temperament became more ruffian. "You don't call me brother anymore?"

The boy's eyes widened in surprise, and he turned and slammed the door shut.Ni Juan bent over, stroked his belly, and smiled like a psycho.

System: Congratulations on getting a real wife.

The next day, Ni Jun appeared in front of Liang Min as scheduled.

The boy looked at him sneakily pasting two human body diagrams on the wall, and the disappointment that could not be concealed appeared on his handsome face.

What is your expression?I am a college student who grew up under the traditional education in China, but I still blatantly give you a whole set of sex-education in foreign countries... Do you understand that I was groping for my youthful years when I was at a loss?Do you understand the shame in me?

"Here is the prostate gland. The prostate gland is a male-specific gonad organ. It is shaped like a chestnut, with the bottom facing up and attached to the bladder; the tip facing down, touching the urogenital diaphragm. The middle of the prostate gland is pierced by the urethra. However, it guards the upper opening of the urethra. Therefore, if the prostate is sick, urination will be affected first. The prostate is a very rare sex secretory gland in the human body that has both internal and external secretion functions. As an exocrine gland, the prostate Secrete about 2 milliliters of prostatic fluid every day, which is the main component of semen; as an endocrine gland, the hormone secreted by the prostate is called 'prostaglandin'." Thanks to the great Du Niang, who gave him the solution channel of confusion.

System: I saw Liang Min looking at you blankly.

Ni Jun: He probably doesn't think I'm just perfunctory him.

"Mr. Ni, although you speak very professionally, can you start with a simple concept?" Liang Min raised his hand to speak.

"For example...?" The frustrated tutor put on a wooden face.

"Sex glands, outer glands, inner glands, semen..."

Little kid, you're dirty, you know that?Shouldn't you be familiar with textbooks if you are both good in character and learning?

Liang Min thought for a while, then asked shyly with a blushing face, "Actually, I want to ask Brother Ni Jun, is your place big? When will it finish growing there?"

Ni Jun opened his mouth wide, feeling that the world had turned upside down and collapsed.Year of the Stallion, these are not the questions you should ask... If you can, what you should consider is the natural cycle of abstinence and self-cultivation.

"Well, my size is okay...hahaha...you have started to develop now...hahaha...you just need to take it easy...hahaha..."

This is a failed sex-education, Ni Jun thought.

"Brother Ni Jun, let's take a bath together? This way I can know what changes will happen to my body when I grow up!" The boy's long eyelashes fluttered like poison, and Ni Jun ran away.

Ni Jun: ...

I feel like I'm being ruined by this world.

System: cheer up!Let me do the math, you've now disassembled 5 pairs, and you have 74 tasks left, come on!

Ni Jun: Do you think it is very likely that he will be bent?

System: Didn't you say that sexual orientation is irreversible?

Ni Jun: ...

System: Hey, the object of the next mission is the pair of twin sisters!

Ni Jun: Bad taste!