Workaholic

Magician Hisoka has been targeted recently.

He is a little aggrieved now, very unhappy.

There are laxatives in food and water, when I go out to look at the direction signs, I find that I have gone in the opposite direction, and some people keep sending spam messages to their mobile phones.

These are completely different from the battles he imagined.

He was once again thinking about life on top of the toilet.

[Magician: Now I have to eat packaged food. The other party is so pervasive. 】

"Jingle Bell"

[Yil fan (note Xiaoyi): How long have you been on the toilet now? 】

"How can you ask such a question?" Hisoka puffed up his face: "Xiao Yi is really annoying ◆"

Il fans sent another message.

【Xiao Yi: I just want to remind you to be careful of hemorrhoids. 】

Hisoka: ...

Ah, at this moment he really wanted to kill Xiao Yi, his words were too poisonous.

But the ass was really tired, Hisoka stood up, and decided to get rid of that person... However, he didn't seem to know where the other person was

Yi Ermi, who had assassinated her mission target on the airship, felt the vibration of her mobile phone, and made a casual gesture to the servant next to her. The maid understood what the young master meant, and looked deep into the room to prepare for cleaning.

"This is the professional service of Yiermi·Beating the Enemy. The starting price for murder is 3000 million. There are multiple customization options. If you become a VIP member, you can enjoy a [-]% discount..."

"Xiaoyi, help me kill someone."

Yi Ermi listened to the other side's request with a blank face, killing an ordinary person, Hisoka really didn't pursue it more and more.But it was obvious that the other party was really annoying him to the point of dying.

The killer did not hesitate to cheat a large amount of money from the cash machine of the other party, and said that he issued the bill by himself, and time was precious.

Listening to the voice of the mobile phone transferring orders, he showed rare satisfaction with Hisoka.After all, sending money is never ambiguous.

Then make the best use of everything, the honest and trustworthy Ilmi beat the enemy and turned around and sent this task to his servant.

Capitalists always try their best to smooth wool, don't they?

The servant belongs to himself, and completing the release task is his job = no need to pay wages = he picks up the leaks for nothing.

Simply perfect logic! (hammer)

Today, Yier fans are also amazed by their own wisdom.

three days later.

The young master who beat the enemy Hakka was called to his father's room, next to him was Mi Ji - Beat the enemy, the second son of the beat enemy Hakka, the person in charge of intelligence and information.

A bad feeling welled up in Il's heart.

"Ilmi, what order did you send out recently?" the Patriarch said.

Yi Ermi stared straight ahead with big blank eyes, without squinting, her expression was like a robot, without any change.

But his second brother clearly felt the fear from the eyes of his elder brother is watching you.

If Brother Yiermi withholds money, he will be miserable.Mi Ji showed an awkward yet wretched smile, and explained:

"Brother, three servants have disappeared."

Almost all of Yiermi's manifested telekinetic abilities have the meaning of control, and can manipulate thinking and sex through the telekinetic needle.

In the early days, Yier fans used his mind ability to make a group of people rush around to complete a large amount of tasks for him, which was almost completely inhumane.Generally speaking, when Yiermi's servant disappears, either he committed suicide, or he was killed by Yiermi's sudden whim at a certain moment.

Il fans did not hide: "I assigned them a task."

Mi Chi was not surprised to hear this answer.

There is no one in the family who is more capable of squeezing than the eldest brother. In the eyes of the eldest brother, everything is profit-oriented. This beater who had private money already exceeded the total sum of their brothers when he was a teenager.

Yiermi Dadike is such a terrifying man with a strong sense of retirement crisis.

"I think this is a very simple task." Yi Ermi said: "The target of the other task is just an ordinary person without the ability to read."

"Are you sure?" Shiba asked.

Three people have disappeared, one after another, like counting ducks, how could they still be just ordinary people? !Mi Ji quietly stood aside, not even daring to fart.

"That's what the employer said, so let's say it's an error in the transaction." Yier fans blamed Hisoka without hesitation.

Yier Fan: It's all Hisoka's fault. If it wasn't for his wrong information, such a thing would never have happened.

"Then this task..." Just as Mi Ji was about to say that he would let the housekeeper handle it, his voice without any ups and downs interrupted him directly.

"I will complete this task." Yier Fan said.

The second brother broke out in a cold sweat from his elder brother's gaze.

Well, the reputation of Yiermi Dadike is very important. He absolutely does not allow himself to be inaccurate about an ordinary person's business.

This will not only make him appear flawless in the same industry, but also make him lose his majesty in front of his younger brothers.

In the final analysis, those servants are too useless, and now they have cost him a lot of money.

According to the management method of beating the enemy Hakka, if the order is placed privately, the loss of the three servants will all be counted on the head of Yiermi.A small fortune will be deducted.

"The information has been sent to my mobile phone." Yi Ermi said to the second brother, then signaled to the Patriarch and left the room.

Il fans see an incoming call from Hisoka.

emm......

Mission not completed?No, the task is quickly completed.Il fans hung up directly.

Hisoka in the distance looked depressedly at the mechanical female voice coming from his mobile phone.

"What is Xiao Yi doing, why doesn't he answer the phone..."

****

Il fans are preparing for the assassination.

He wants to figure out what is going on with this mission object.

Why is there only one piece of paper for all the information.

There is only so little words on the paper.

Of course he knew it wasn't a ridiculous question.His poor second brother would not have the guts to play such a joke on his dignified brother.

Then there is something wrong with this person.

Mr. Killer wrapped himself up and down, and became invisible under the influence of thoughts, and his own aura was restrained to the extreme.

In this state, even if someone walks past him, he will not pay attention to his conspicuous clothes and appearance, just like a stone, without the slightest sense of existence, and it will be difficult to have any impression when asked.

He looked each other up and down.During this day's trip, the other party didn't notice his existence at all, and he didn't have a single thought ability wrapped around him.

Except that the strength is a bit stronger by the standard of ordinary people, but the enemy beater who needs ton as the timing unit to open the door is simply a chicken, and can directly strangle one if he sees one.

Eat, take a nap, clean up, work as a cleaning volunteer in the hospital, check your body, go to the small canteen next door as a temporary cook, eat, read to the children on the hospital bed, origami, draw blood for the patient beside you when the doctor is away Injection and adjustment equipment.

Completely normal people's daily life, but Yier fans did not let down their vigilance because of this, and finally at the end of the day, in the dark night, a light in the ward was turned on.

Ryan walked out of the ward and came to an abandoned utility room on the roof of the hospital. He took out a wire and put it into the keyhole a few times, and the door was opened directly.

Yi Ermi stood in a building in the distance and saw a few people through the telescope.

The light flashed, illuminating the other person's face.

Oh well, three of his servants have been found.

"Hey, who sent you here?" The black-haired youth asked again.

"This is already the third in three days," Ryan said in a puzzled tone, "Is it a killer? It shouldn't be so strong. It shouldn't be as strong as one a day, right? I didn't do anything bad."

Ryan thought about it, and he seemed to have played tricks on the clown, mainly because the clown made him feel that something was wrong. Although it was also very perverted, it didn't seem to be the one he knew, otherwise he would have subconsciously turned up.

But so many options fit the bill, and he didn't want to miss it. He would feel super regretful if he missed it.

But wouldn't it hurt people if they admit the wrong person?I had to do some innocuous things to toss Mr. Clown first.

"Is it Hisoka the Magician?" He stared at the three people and asked.

The three of them, like dead faces, seemed unable to make any other expressions.

For a moment, he thought that these people were dead or something happened.It looked weird.

The black-haired young man thought for a while, and said to himself: "I feel that the police station in this place doesn't seem to care about this kind of thing. Is the killer actually a legal profession? If this is the case, won't the order collapse? After all, if this is the case, the power of the government It can be said that it is relatively weak, and many of the police are ordinary people, who do not have the so-called mind power in you... Oh, the Hunter Association... this organization that almost all over the country defaults to power..."

When talking about the ability to read, the eyelids of one of the maid killers trembled slightly. The next second, a magnified face of a young man appeared in her field of vision, and her breathing was almost uncontrollable.

"Are you surprised?" Ryan said lightly.

But the maid-killer felt a fear both familiar and unfamiliar.

This person... looks like a person.

She's definitely not the only one who feels this way.

She felt the same feeling of slight fear as the companions beside her.

——Like Master Yiermi.

Even though the other party's tone and movements are quite lively, those eyes are the same as Master Yiermi's. It is a feeling that people are judged by the value of objects. People are not living individuals in his seriousness, but data and prices.

This state of complete indifference is simply the same manifestation of psychological distortion.

This kind of person is simply...

--monster--

The black-haired young man brought the lamp back, and then took out the candies and chocolates in his pocket, which were given to him by the patients and some nurses in the ward.

"I can't bring you food, it's too conspicuous, and I'll be scolded by the nurses." Ryan said flatly: "And... your hands are all dislocated now... and you can't eat, it's more convenient."

Last time I crushed the [Explosive Gun]'s hand, the other party should not come to him so quickly now, it seems that the attack is indeed a bit heavier, so this time he has learned his lesson, just dislocated the other party and then all tied up with a rope.

There is no technical content in the binding, it just keeps winding, and then becomes the shape of a caterpillar, basically unable to move.

"Do you usually die if you don't eat for a few days?" Ryan felt that this was wrong as soon as he opened his mouth: "Sorry, I said the wrong thing, after all, I am a girl, but I can't help you if you want to kill me."

"Killing is not good." Ryan said seriously.

The maid glanced at the black-haired young man in front of her, and a few inexplicable dull and painful emotions flashed in her eyes.

"Well, after all, I have said a lot in the past two days, so I had to borrow a tape recorder from the old man next door. I have already recorded everything I want to say. I really hope that you can use one Look at the world with a kind heart, don’t be so indifferent, and work with everyone to build a harmonious society.”

The old-fashioned tape recorder made a tooth-piercing "click, click" sound, and then the plain voice of the young man sounded.

"If everyone gave a little love, the world would be different. Why not use the power of mind in a wider world? Mind power train, mind power game world, by integrating mind power into modern technology, can't it be Isn't it a very valuable thing?"

"Everyone can use this to use their imagination, create value, and continue to make progress for the great voyage of mankind after applying for a patent!"

The voice gradually changed from flat to cadenced, which seemed to be full of passion.

"By the way, I also composed music, in case you fall asleep, or don't want to listen to it." The young man said seriously: "If you fall asleep, then what I do is a waste of time, trampling on my labor like this I will be very sad as a result."

As he said that, the extremely weird music sounded, and the combination of surprise and quickness made one's scalp tingle, and a killer's face twitched uncontrollably.

"The world of capital will eventually be unable to escape the law of historical development and become a socialist world of common prosperity. Everything we do is to bring a better future as soon as possible."

"Have you ever looked up at the starry sky and imagined the world outside the universe? Are there aliens and higher civilizations outside the universe? Humans shouldn't stop here! The ability to think should be used in a wider field!"

"Serve the country, the nation, the society and life!"

"Have you ever understood the status quo of this world? Why are the mobile phones on the market so bad and strange, with no aesthetic feeling at all? Why do we say that the moon launcher we imagined has not been completed yet? This is caused by human laziness and slack!"

……

The maid closed her eyes in pain.

You fucking crazy! ! !

Simply noise pollution!

Elmi jumped off the house.

He has heard it all.

The young master killer felt quite touched, different from the irritable mood of several servants who wanted to die, he felt that this person was very talented in publicity, and it would be a pity to kill him.

"Hello, Hisoka." The Il fan called the ATM: "How about I make you disappear from your sight forever?"

Hisoka narrowed his eyes, he is not a fool: "Is Xiaoyi playing word games with me?"

"No, I just found him somewhat useful."

"Ah, whatever you want~" The magician casually threw out a poker card, pierced the heart of the rotten apple that wanted to escape, and said in a casual tone, "I'm going to clean up the remaining rotten apples~"

Young master who beat the enemy: very good.

Then he hung up the phone before Hisoka was ready to say the next sentence.

The long-haired, black-hearted capitalist, and the young master who beat the enemy looked down on the figure downstairs, his face turned pale under the moonlight.

Like a cracked black hole, a terrifying lifeless smile like a puppet appeared:

Very good, let the other party continue to work for him until he dies with the last bit of strength squeezed out.

This can be regarded as making the best use of everything and giving full play to the value of human beings.

The author has something to say: Hey, I just like Il fans.Sadako looks inexplicably cute.

By the way... What exactly is the nutrient solution used for... I am still confused.

What's the use of this thing?