Don't attack girls inappropriately!
Chapter 8 You lied to me
The bar at night is a time of carnival, lively and noisy.
Yu Ran was sitting at the bar before his butt/butt was warm, a manager came over and said, "Brother Ran, Brother Li said he was waiting for you in the private room."
"Hmph." Yu Ran snorted softly, "Then let him wait."
"He also said that if you don't go to him right away, you can pick out some of the things you have done in the past and tell someone about it. At that time, whether you are kneeling on a durian or kneeling on a keyboard, he will definitely take a picture to commemorate it."
"..."
Oh shit.Yu Ran hurriedly stood up, clenched his back molars, and clenched his fists: "Where is he?"
When the box door was kicked open, Zhang Li shivered unpreparedly, and when he saw the person coming, he roared angrily: "Yu Ran!"
"Zhang Li—!"
When the two met, if they disagreed, they rushed over and wrestled together. As usual in the past few years, Zhang Li only pulled Yu Ran's hair, and Yu Ran picked Zhang Li's waist.
"Fuck! Don't hit my waist! It still hurts!" Zhang Li couldn't take it anymore, and yelled while pulling the man's hair hard.
"You let go of my hair!"
"Don't hit me on the waist first!"
"How dare you bargain with me!" Yu Ran's voice was a little louder, and he was not ready to do anything yet. Zhang Li saw the opportunity and decisively let go of Yu Ran's hair, slipped to lie on the sofa, "Oh, oh, my old waist" Call.
"It deserves it." Yu Ran got up from the ground, sat on the sofa next to Zhang Li, glanced at him coldly, and panted slightly.
"Ouch, it hurts so much! Ah!" Zhang Li was still clutching his waist, ignoring Yu Ran, screaming more and more miserable.
"Fuck off, your clumsy acting skills can also deceive Guan Cheng." The brothers who have been together for several years, Yu Ran still doesn't know the trick in Zhang Li's heart, and he exposes it ruthlessly, even without giving him a look.
"Did you make it clear to that little lover yesterday?"
Hearing Yu Ran's question, Zhang Li stopped howling, and sighed, "I can't help it, people love me so much that they are willing to die, and say that they only want me in this life, so I-"
"It's disgusting enough." Yu Ran rolled his eyes and warned: "I don't care what you do, anyway, don't talk nonsense to Li Wenmu, otherwise brother won't have to do it."
This man has mastered a lot of his previous dark history, like a time bomb, it will explode at some point.
Zhang Li turned over and tilted his head to look at Yu Ran, his expression became serious once in a while: "No, are you serious?"
Yu Ran frowned slightly, "What?"
"You and Li Wenmu." Zhang Li smiled and sincerely suggested: "If you are not sure about forever, then don't take it too seriously. This is not a gay-friendly era."
"Heh." Yu Ran leaned on the sofa, and let out a sneer from his nasal cavity, no matter what the hell era, I'm willing to play with my life, so why worry about it.
Zhang Li shrugged and said nothing, he is different from Yu Ran.
Yu Ran didn't have anything to talk to him for the time being, so he picked up his phone and chatted with Li Wenmu, [I'll be back late tonight, you sleep by yourself, don't wait for me]
Li Wenmu posted a crying little panda.
【Okay】
Li Wenmu hugged the big yellow duck doll on the bedside, pinched the yellow duck's big face, and pouted: "Yu Ran won't be back until very late tonight, and it's only the two of us."
unhappy.
If only he was the only one in Yu Ran's world——
Li Wenmu lowered his eyes, didn't say anything, and hugged the big yellow duck in his arms.
"Even if Li Wenmu and I quarrel, we will make up quickly. No matter how tired he is on a business trip, he will send me messages every night for fear that I will worry—"
Yu Ran abruptly started to think about it in a quiet atmosphere, Zhang Li blinked in confusion, and interrupted him: "Hey! What are you doing?"
Yu Ran said with a silly expression on his face: "Show affection, isn't that obvious?"
Zhang Li: "???"
Yu Ran stared at the phone screen, looked at the emoji package sent by Li Wenmu, and lightly curled his mouth: "You, Zhang Li, are only envious."
Zhang Li: "..."
Can this brother return the goods, no, kill him?
In a corner of the brightly lit city, in a certain hotel room, He Yan was wearing a loose nightgown, sitting on a chair quietly flipping through the book in his hand, silver-rimmed glasses covering all the emotions in his eyes.
"Brother He, I found the information you asked me to check." A man walked in and handed He Yan a document wrapped in kraft paper.
He Yan responded lazily, took off his glasses and put them aside, opened the information bag with his hands, and took out a photo, which was a profile photo of a man.
When he saw the person in the photo clearly, his pupils shrank suddenly, and his voice lost his composure: "Li Wenmu?"
"Brother He, do you know him? I think he looks like a pretty boy—"
"Shut up, you can call me a little boy?" He Yan interrupted his subordinates coldly, clutching the side profile photo of Li Wenmu in his hand, and asked in a deep voice: "Are you sure, you have found the right person ?”
The visitor patted his chest and promised: "That's for sure, you can rest assured that I will do things."
"..." He Yan stared at the profile photo, squeezed his slender fingers tightly, and the flat photo became crumpled in an instant.
Li Wenmu, you lied to me.
You clearly said that you are not interested in men.
After resting enough, Yu Ran went out of the private room. Now that it is early morning, there are fewer people in the bar, but the atmosphere is still very hot.
Yu Ran sat at the bar, asked for a lighter to light a cigarette.
At this moment, the door of the bar was pushed open, and He Yan walked in, with no one with him, only himself.
Yu Ran frowned.But he didn't do anything, he just cast a sideways glance at He Yan and then looked away.
Originally, He Yan didn't plan to come here tonight. He hated noisy places, and also hated the disgusting smell when all kinds of smells mixed together.
He couldn't bear it, how did Li Wenmu endure it?What's the matter, accept that person.
Zhang Li also rested enough to walk out of the private room, came to the bar and sat down, patted Yu Ran's shoulder while playing with his mobile phone, and whispered in his ear: "Someone has been watching you."
Yu Ran has always felt that gaze, but it was just regarded as air, so he didn't raise his head, and responded perfunctorily, "I know. He is the person next to Master You, and his name is He Yan."
"Oh~" Zhang Li glanced at He Jiang who was sitting in the corner again. He looked like a gentleman with glasses on, "Hey, I guess he must have taken a fancy to you, otherwise why would he look at you with such a hot gaze? looking at you."
"Don't disgust me." Yu Ran stretched out his hand and turned Zhang Li's head to prevent him from looking at He Yan, "I called Guan Cheng for you, go back and rest early."
Zhang Li rolled his eyes and exposed him: "You obviously don't want to drive me home, so why do you care about me?"
"It's good if you know, get out of here."
After sending Zhang Li away, Yu Ran will also leave. He Yan doesn't have a wife to warm the bed, but he does, and he doesn't want to waste time.
Seeing Yu Ran leave, He Yan moved his already stiff body, stood up and took the suit jacket on the armrest of the sofa, and quietly disappeared into the bar.
When Yu Ran came home, he opened the door and found that the light in the living room was still on. When he walked in, he saw that Li Wenmu was lying on the sofa, with the big yellow duck doll on his head, fast asleep.
I saw this big yellow duck at a game booth when two people went to the street to play. The fur on the body is very comfortable to touch. Yu Ran saw that although Li Wenmu said that he didn't want it, but his eyes were eager to win it. .
When Li Wenmu held the big yellow duck in his arms, he smiled very happily, like a child who is satisfied with a candy, but is more dazzling and eye-catching than a child.
"Thank you, this is the first time I have my own doll." Li Wenmu smiled, with the same expression as usual: "My mother forbids me to like these things. Later, I habitually restrained from liking them."
It is the most distressing experience to understate the experience.
Yu Ran's thoughts drifted away, so he quickly retracted and pushed Li Wenmu, "Wake up, I'm back."
"Hmm—" Li Wenmu frowned lightly and muttered, opened his eyes slightly and rubbed his eyes, half got up and opened his arms towards Yu Ran, wanting to hug him: "You're back."
Yu Ran received the signal and leaned down to hug him, and Li Wenmu hung on Yu Ran's body, smiling, "I'm exhausted, you carry me on your back."
Yu Ran and Li Wenmu are about the same height, and Yu Ran is a bit stronger in terms of body shape. Of course, it is no problem to carry Li Wenmu upstairs.
If others want Yu Ran to recite, Yu Ran may give him two big mouths, but Li Wenmu, if he said recite, he must recite.
"Big yellow duck." Just as Yu Ran was about to turn around and go upstairs, Li Wenmu called out.
Yu Ran kept walking: "The big yellow duck is still young, he can't watch things that are not suitable for children, so he won't take them up."
Big Yellow Duck: Karma Karma? ?
"Okay." Li Wenmu obediently agreed, his eyes had been slowly closed, and he continued: "I had a dream, in the dream you eloped with Zhang Li, and you don't want me anymore—" As he spoke, he slowly tightened his grip. The hand on Yu Ran's neck.
"How is that possible?" The encounter between the two subjects was fruitless, and Yu Ran retorted without hesitation, "Today I fought with him like an enemy, and he dared to pull my hair."
"..." Li Wenmu opened his eyes quietly, with a sour tone: "Yeah, he can actually pull your hair—"
"It's normal to fight."
"Really." Li Wenmu said sullenly, "Is it okay to just pull people's hair casually?"
"That person is Zhang Li, not anyone else."
"It means that Zhang Li can do something special?"
Yu Ran realized later: "...Are you jealous?"
"Humph."
My God, what a cutie, this angry and awkward "huh" almost didn't send Yu Ran away.
When the vinegar jar was opened, one could tell it was some old vinegar when one smelled it, and it tasted good enough.
Zhang Li was taken home by Guan Cheng, lying on the bed and continuing to call out "Ouch, Ouch", Guan Cheng glanced at him lightly, took off his coat and sat on the bed, asking, "What hurts?"
Zhang Li put Guan Cheng's hand on his waist, cursing and cursing, "It's not good at all, Yu Ran's dog fights with me and even picks his waist, he's so mad."
Guan Cheng's hand on Zhang Li's waist paused, his eyes were silent.
It's Yu Ran again...
In the next second, Zhang Li's mournful and angry howl resounded in the room: "Hey! Squeeze softly, bastard!!"
Yu Ran was sitting at the bar before his butt/butt was warm, a manager came over and said, "Brother Ran, Brother Li said he was waiting for you in the private room."
"Hmph." Yu Ran snorted softly, "Then let him wait."
"He also said that if you don't go to him right away, you can pick out some of the things you have done in the past and tell someone about it. At that time, whether you are kneeling on a durian or kneeling on a keyboard, he will definitely take a picture to commemorate it."
"..."
Oh shit.Yu Ran hurriedly stood up, clenched his back molars, and clenched his fists: "Where is he?"
When the box door was kicked open, Zhang Li shivered unpreparedly, and when he saw the person coming, he roared angrily: "Yu Ran!"
"Zhang Li—!"
When the two met, if they disagreed, they rushed over and wrestled together. As usual in the past few years, Zhang Li only pulled Yu Ran's hair, and Yu Ran picked Zhang Li's waist.
"Fuck! Don't hit my waist! It still hurts!" Zhang Li couldn't take it anymore, and yelled while pulling the man's hair hard.
"You let go of my hair!"
"Don't hit me on the waist first!"
"How dare you bargain with me!" Yu Ran's voice was a little louder, and he was not ready to do anything yet. Zhang Li saw the opportunity and decisively let go of Yu Ran's hair, slipped to lie on the sofa, "Oh, oh, my old waist" Call.
"It deserves it." Yu Ran got up from the ground, sat on the sofa next to Zhang Li, glanced at him coldly, and panted slightly.
"Ouch, it hurts so much! Ah!" Zhang Li was still clutching his waist, ignoring Yu Ran, screaming more and more miserable.
"Fuck off, your clumsy acting skills can also deceive Guan Cheng." The brothers who have been together for several years, Yu Ran still doesn't know the trick in Zhang Li's heart, and he exposes it ruthlessly, even without giving him a look.
"Did you make it clear to that little lover yesterday?"
Hearing Yu Ran's question, Zhang Li stopped howling, and sighed, "I can't help it, people love me so much that they are willing to die, and say that they only want me in this life, so I-"
"It's disgusting enough." Yu Ran rolled his eyes and warned: "I don't care what you do, anyway, don't talk nonsense to Li Wenmu, otherwise brother won't have to do it."
This man has mastered a lot of his previous dark history, like a time bomb, it will explode at some point.
Zhang Li turned over and tilted his head to look at Yu Ran, his expression became serious once in a while: "No, are you serious?"
Yu Ran frowned slightly, "What?"
"You and Li Wenmu." Zhang Li smiled and sincerely suggested: "If you are not sure about forever, then don't take it too seriously. This is not a gay-friendly era."
"Heh." Yu Ran leaned on the sofa, and let out a sneer from his nasal cavity, no matter what the hell era, I'm willing to play with my life, so why worry about it.
Zhang Li shrugged and said nothing, he is different from Yu Ran.
Yu Ran didn't have anything to talk to him for the time being, so he picked up his phone and chatted with Li Wenmu, [I'll be back late tonight, you sleep by yourself, don't wait for me]
Li Wenmu posted a crying little panda.
【Okay】
Li Wenmu hugged the big yellow duck doll on the bedside, pinched the yellow duck's big face, and pouted: "Yu Ran won't be back until very late tonight, and it's only the two of us."
unhappy.
If only he was the only one in Yu Ran's world——
Li Wenmu lowered his eyes, didn't say anything, and hugged the big yellow duck in his arms.
"Even if Li Wenmu and I quarrel, we will make up quickly. No matter how tired he is on a business trip, he will send me messages every night for fear that I will worry—"
Yu Ran abruptly started to think about it in a quiet atmosphere, Zhang Li blinked in confusion, and interrupted him: "Hey! What are you doing?"
Yu Ran said with a silly expression on his face: "Show affection, isn't that obvious?"
Zhang Li: "???"
Yu Ran stared at the phone screen, looked at the emoji package sent by Li Wenmu, and lightly curled his mouth: "You, Zhang Li, are only envious."
Zhang Li: "..."
Can this brother return the goods, no, kill him?
In a corner of the brightly lit city, in a certain hotel room, He Yan was wearing a loose nightgown, sitting on a chair quietly flipping through the book in his hand, silver-rimmed glasses covering all the emotions in his eyes.
"Brother He, I found the information you asked me to check." A man walked in and handed He Yan a document wrapped in kraft paper.
He Yan responded lazily, took off his glasses and put them aside, opened the information bag with his hands, and took out a photo, which was a profile photo of a man.
When he saw the person in the photo clearly, his pupils shrank suddenly, and his voice lost his composure: "Li Wenmu?"
"Brother He, do you know him? I think he looks like a pretty boy—"
"Shut up, you can call me a little boy?" He Yan interrupted his subordinates coldly, clutching the side profile photo of Li Wenmu in his hand, and asked in a deep voice: "Are you sure, you have found the right person ?”
The visitor patted his chest and promised: "That's for sure, you can rest assured that I will do things."
"..." He Yan stared at the profile photo, squeezed his slender fingers tightly, and the flat photo became crumpled in an instant.
Li Wenmu, you lied to me.
You clearly said that you are not interested in men.
After resting enough, Yu Ran went out of the private room. Now that it is early morning, there are fewer people in the bar, but the atmosphere is still very hot.
Yu Ran sat at the bar, asked for a lighter to light a cigarette.
At this moment, the door of the bar was pushed open, and He Yan walked in, with no one with him, only himself.
Yu Ran frowned.But he didn't do anything, he just cast a sideways glance at He Yan and then looked away.
Originally, He Yan didn't plan to come here tonight. He hated noisy places, and also hated the disgusting smell when all kinds of smells mixed together.
He couldn't bear it, how did Li Wenmu endure it?What's the matter, accept that person.
Zhang Li also rested enough to walk out of the private room, came to the bar and sat down, patted Yu Ran's shoulder while playing with his mobile phone, and whispered in his ear: "Someone has been watching you."
Yu Ran has always felt that gaze, but it was just regarded as air, so he didn't raise his head, and responded perfunctorily, "I know. He is the person next to Master You, and his name is He Yan."
"Oh~" Zhang Li glanced at He Jiang who was sitting in the corner again. He looked like a gentleman with glasses on, "Hey, I guess he must have taken a fancy to you, otherwise why would he look at you with such a hot gaze? looking at you."
"Don't disgust me." Yu Ran stretched out his hand and turned Zhang Li's head to prevent him from looking at He Yan, "I called Guan Cheng for you, go back and rest early."
Zhang Li rolled his eyes and exposed him: "You obviously don't want to drive me home, so why do you care about me?"
"It's good if you know, get out of here."
After sending Zhang Li away, Yu Ran will also leave. He Yan doesn't have a wife to warm the bed, but he does, and he doesn't want to waste time.
Seeing Yu Ran leave, He Yan moved his already stiff body, stood up and took the suit jacket on the armrest of the sofa, and quietly disappeared into the bar.
When Yu Ran came home, he opened the door and found that the light in the living room was still on. When he walked in, he saw that Li Wenmu was lying on the sofa, with the big yellow duck doll on his head, fast asleep.
I saw this big yellow duck at a game booth when two people went to the street to play. The fur on the body is very comfortable to touch. Yu Ran saw that although Li Wenmu said that he didn't want it, but his eyes were eager to win it. .
When Li Wenmu held the big yellow duck in his arms, he smiled very happily, like a child who is satisfied with a candy, but is more dazzling and eye-catching than a child.
"Thank you, this is the first time I have my own doll." Li Wenmu smiled, with the same expression as usual: "My mother forbids me to like these things. Later, I habitually restrained from liking them."
It is the most distressing experience to understate the experience.
Yu Ran's thoughts drifted away, so he quickly retracted and pushed Li Wenmu, "Wake up, I'm back."
"Hmm—" Li Wenmu frowned lightly and muttered, opened his eyes slightly and rubbed his eyes, half got up and opened his arms towards Yu Ran, wanting to hug him: "You're back."
Yu Ran received the signal and leaned down to hug him, and Li Wenmu hung on Yu Ran's body, smiling, "I'm exhausted, you carry me on your back."
Yu Ran and Li Wenmu are about the same height, and Yu Ran is a bit stronger in terms of body shape. Of course, it is no problem to carry Li Wenmu upstairs.
If others want Yu Ran to recite, Yu Ran may give him two big mouths, but Li Wenmu, if he said recite, he must recite.
"Big yellow duck." Just as Yu Ran was about to turn around and go upstairs, Li Wenmu called out.
Yu Ran kept walking: "The big yellow duck is still young, he can't watch things that are not suitable for children, so he won't take them up."
Big Yellow Duck: Karma Karma? ?
"Okay." Li Wenmu obediently agreed, his eyes had been slowly closed, and he continued: "I had a dream, in the dream you eloped with Zhang Li, and you don't want me anymore—" As he spoke, he slowly tightened his grip. The hand on Yu Ran's neck.
"How is that possible?" The encounter between the two subjects was fruitless, and Yu Ran retorted without hesitation, "Today I fought with him like an enemy, and he dared to pull my hair."
"..." Li Wenmu opened his eyes quietly, with a sour tone: "Yeah, he can actually pull your hair—"
"It's normal to fight."
"Really." Li Wenmu said sullenly, "Is it okay to just pull people's hair casually?"
"That person is Zhang Li, not anyone else."
"It means that Zhang Li can do something special?"
Yu Ran realized later: "...Are you jealous?"
"Humph."
My God, what a cutie, this angry and awkward "huh" almost didn't send Yu Ran away.
When the vinegar jar was opened, one could tell it was some old vinegar when one smelled it, and it tasted good enough.
Zhang Li was taken home by Guan Cheng, lying on the bed and continuing to call out "Ouch, Ouch", Guan Cheng glanced at him lightly, took off his coat and sat on the bed, asking, "What hurts?"
Zhang Li put Guan Cheng's hand on his waist, cursing and cursing, "It's not good at all, Yu Ran's dog fights with me and even picks his waist, he's so mad."
Guan Cheng's hand on Zhang Li's waist paused, his eyes were silent.
It's Yu Ran again...
In the next second, Zhang Li's mournful and angry howl resounded in the room: "Hey! Squeeze softly, bastard!!"
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