When Ye Xi first started raising sesame paste, he spent a lot of time consulting a lot of related science popularization about raising pets.
Among them, I have also seen some unbelievable content.
Some people do not sterilize their pets for various reasons, and it is inconvenient to breed the little ones frequently, so they will help their cats and dogs to resolve.
For example, buy pet-specific venting equipment on a certain treasure, or simply help manually.
Ye Xi once saw a very miraculous post, where the poster showed both pictures and texts to guide everyone on how to use cotton swabs to help their (*??▽??*) kittens in love get satisfied.In the comment area, many people exchanged experiences, and some people shared the tutorials for serving their little tomcats by the way.
The whole post is extremely academic, and the shit-shoveling officers have learned it very seriously. Many people have come to give feedback after trying it, and they are relieved that their little ancestors finally stopped.
Ye Xi hadn't made up his mind to take off the sesame paste balls at that time, so he observed it carefully.Luckily, Sesame Paste is very independent, and when he's in love (*??▽??*), he's only interested in entertaining himself, so he doesn't bother him to help.
He never expected that a few years later, he would make sacrifices for his cat master in a brand new way that was impossible to appear in that post.
When Ye Xi finally lay down on the bed, she carefully recalled what happened on the sofa just now.
It wasn't because it felt too good—it wasn't bad, either—he just wanted to make sure of one of the little details: whether a certain part of him felt refreshed when the sesame paste was pressed on him and kissed endlessly.
Based on their posture at the time, it should be very easy to detect.
After thinking about it carefully for a long time, except for those details that would make people extremely shy, there doesn't seem to be any relevant memories.If I think too much, I need to wake up, so stop quickly.
He thought, if he couldn't remember it, it must have disappeared, otherwise, he would have been frightened and found out.
It seems that sesame paste is really just seeking spiritual satisfaction.
Small poor.
This is also a good thing.It's not just a sigh of relief for your own personal safety.If the place with the sesame paste can still be used normally with a hundred times of energy, then this person is definitely not a sesame paste whose balls have been picked.
A grown-up man, running to a stranger's house to pretend to be a cat, pretending to be a cute cat, looking at another man's brother and brother, and even moving his hands, feet and even his mouth, what a terrible pervert, it is worth calling the police.
... But to the police, how to describe this person's crime?
This man lived in my house for several months, helping me with laundry, cooking and housework, and giving me money, and finally molested me (*??▽??*).No, we didn't do that kind of deal, I didn't know him, really.I would let him in because he lied to me that he was my cat.
No way, the police comrades will think he is sick.
Moreover, with his sesame-pasted pissing nature, he might pretend to cry next to him, pull his clothes and say something like "Please don't break up with me, I know I'm wrong, I'll give you money" and other things that turn black and white.
As the tiredness gradually became stronger, Ye Xi's wild thoughts also became more eccentric.
At the moment before his thoughts completely returned to chaos, the arms around his waist tightened slightly.
Sesame paste was forced into his bed again 10 minutes ago.Ye Xi deliberately turned his back to him, but he didn't mind, so he posted it up without authorization, and even reached out to hug him.
Ye Xi's last bit of consciousness was vaguely thinking, if I took the initiative to step back and rub my butt, would I be able to discern the truth.
Before he could take any action, he fell asleep completely.
This happened in the middle of the night, and I overslept the next morning.
But it doesn't matter.
The textbook he was going to was fake, and he didn't know his name.As for part-time jobs, since I mentioned it last time, the store manager has consciously reduced his shift schedule.
As a result, an extra half of the morning time was created out of thin air.
Ye Xi thought for a while and decided to go to a nearby hypermarket to buy something.
Nowadays, many young people prefer online shopping because it is convenient and convenient, and the price is lower.
Only people like Ye Xi who live their lives carefully and carefully know that they can find the most value-for-money items among the specials in physical hypermarkets.
The daily necessities at home are almost bottomed out, so you can stock up some.By the way, buy more food that is easy to store.In this way, if you are hungry in the middle of the night, you don't have to go out to buy sesame paste.
After asking whether sesame paste should go with him, sesame paste fell into hesitation.
This made Ye Xi a little depressed.Two people go, and one more person can buy more things, which saves trouble.Because of the support from Sesame Paste, he now spends money less frivolously, and can be a little more chic.
However, he didn't want to force the sesame paste.
"If you don't want to go out, then I'll go alone." Ye Xi said.
Sesame paste shook his head immediately: "I don't want to go out, it's just..."
"What?" Ye Xi asked.
"What's the date today?" Sesame Paste asked.
Ye Xi looked at the calendar: "On the 25th, what's the matter?"
Sesame Paste tilted his head as if he was calculating something. After a while, he nodded vigorously: "Then I will go too!"
Sesame paste put on that hat again, stood at the corner of the elevator when going downstairs, and walked like flying when leaving the community.
"Did you buy rice balls like this in the middle of the night last night?" Ye Xi was so tired that he was out of breath in order to catch up with him.
"The atmosphere is different in the middle of the night," said Zhimapa, "it's rare to go out during the day! I'm so happy!"
Ye Xi thought to himself, okay.
The nearest hypermarket from our home is only a 15-minute walk away.
After staying away from the community, Sesame Paste slowed down, looking leisurely.The two of them stood shoulder to shoulder, not like they were going shopping, but more like they were taking a walk.
"Brother Ye Xi, let's find a restaurant and have lunch later." Sesame Paste suggested.
It's not impossible, but Ye Xi is used to poverty after all, and it's hard to change his thinking mode immediately: "Will it be a bit wasteful?"
"It's okay, there will be new ones before the money is spent," Sesame Paste said easily, "After a while, there will be a final payment, more than last time."
Ye Xi was shocked.
He walked in a daze for a while, and thought of a very crucial question: "Can you write code?"
"Well," Sesame Paste turned his head and smiled at him, "I will do all the magic to make Brother Ye Xi happy."
Ye Xi originally wanted to ask, what exactly are you using to write code?
The only laptop at home is a few months older than Sesame Paste, and its configuration was very ordinary at the time, but it is completely outdated now.Before, Sesame Paste used it to teach people remotely, and there would be occasional freezes. It really didn't look like it was capable of such a difficult job.
Before he had time to ask, he was interrupted by Sesame Paste's nonsensical answer, and was stunned for a moment.
Sesame Paste looked very happy, and smiled: "Brother Ye Xi, do you have any other wishes? Tell me, maybe I can help you realize it."
Ye Xi stared at him for a few seconds, smiled, and shook her head: "Thank you, no more."
"Impossible," Zhima said in disbelief, "How can there be people who have no desires and desires in this world?"
Ye Xi walked forward quietly without speaking.
"I see, you don't believe me and think I'm talking big."
Ye Xi was most afraid that he would make trouble with him by showing weakness, so let's just say something: "I hope to succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination."
"Ah, this," Yousuke touched his chin and nodded, "This is up to you, how can you be opportunistic in the exam!"
Ye Xi was speechless for a while.
"Say something else!" The sesame paste was still in high spirits.
Ye Xi was at a loss, and asked him instead: "Then what kind of wish can you fulfill for me?"
"For example..." Zhima pretended to be pretending, thought for a moment, and clapped his hands like a flash of inspiration, "If you want to get out of the order immediately, I can help!"
The author says:
Sesame paste made me thank you all starfish!
Tomorrow, he will kiss brother Ye Xi a hundred times in return!
Ye Xi:? ? ?
Among them, I have also seen some unbelievable content.
Some people do not sterilize their pets for various reasons, and it is inconvenient to breed the little ones frequently, so they will help their cats and dogs to resolve.
For example, buy pet-specific venting equipment on a certain treasure, or simply help manually.
Ye Xi once saw a very miraculous post, where the poster showed both pictures and texts to guide everyone on how to use cotton swabs to help their (*??▽??*) kittens in love get satisfied.In the comment area, many people exchanged experiences, and some people shared the tutorials for serving their little tomcats by the way.
The whole post is extremely academic, and the shit-shoveling officers have learned it very seriously. Many people have come to give feedback after trying it, and they are relieved that their little ancestors finally stopped.
Ye Xi hadn't made up his mind to take off the sesame paste balls at that time, so he observed it carefully.Luckily, Sesame Paste is very independent, and when he's in love (*??▽??*), he's only interested in entertaining himself, so he doesn't bother him to help.
He never expected that a few years later, he would make sacrifices for his cat master in a brand new way that was impossible to appear in that post.
When Ye Xi finally lay down on the bed, she carefully recalled what happened on the sofa just now.
It wasn't because it felt too good—it wasn't bad, either—he just wanted to make sure of one of the little details: whether a certain part of him felt refreshed when the sesame paste was pressed on him and kissed endlessly.
Based on their posture at the time, it should be very easy to detect.
After thinking about it carefully for a long time, except for those details that would make people extremely shy, there doesn't seem to be any relevant memories.If I think too much, I need to wake up, so stop quickly.
He thought, if he couldn't remember it, it must have disappeared, otherwise, he would have been frightened and found out.
It seems that sesame paste is really just seeking spiritual satisfaction.
Small poor.
This is also a good thing.It's not just a sigh of relief for your own personal safety.If the place with the sesame paste can still be used normally with a hundred times of energy, then this person is definitely not a sesame paste whose balls have been picked.
A grown-up man, running to a stranger's house to pretend to be a cat, pretending to be a cute cat, looking at another man's brother and brother, and even moving his hands, feet and even his mouth, what a terrible pervert, it is worth calling the police.
... But to the police, how to describe this person's crime?
This man lived in my house for several months, helping me with laundry, cooking and housework, and giving me money, and finally molested me (*??▽??*).No, we didn't do that kind of deal, I didn't know him, really.I would let him in because he lied to me that he was my cat.
No way, the police comrades will think he is sick.
Moreover, with his sesame-pasted pissing nature, he might pretend to cry next to him, pull his clothes and say something like "Please don't break up with me, I know I'm wrong, I'll give you money" and other things that turn black and white.
As the tiredness gradually became stronger, Ye Xi's wild thoughts also became more eccentric.
At the moment before his thoughts completely returned to chaos, the arms around his waist tightened slightly.
Sesame paste was forced into his bed again 10 minutes ago.Ye Xi deliberately turned his back to him, but he didn't mind, so he posted it up without authorization, and even reached out to hug him.
Ye Xi's last bit of consciousness was vaguely thinking, if I took the initiative to step back and rub my butt, would I be able to discern the truth.
Before he could take any action, he fell asleep completely.
This happened in the middle of the night, and I overslept the next morning.
But it doesn't matter.
The textbook he was going to was fake, and he didn't know his name.As for part-time jobs, since I mentioned it last time, the store manager has consciously reduced his shift schedule.
As a result, an extra half of the morning time was created out of thin air.
Ye Xi thought for a while and decided to go to a nearby hypermarket to buy something.
Nowadays, many young people prefer online shopping because it is convenient and convenient, and the price is lower.
Only people like Ye Xi who live their lives carefully and carefully know that they can find the most value-for-money items among the specials in physical hypermarkets.
The daily necessities at home are almost bottomed out, so you can stock up some.By the way, buy more food that is easy to store.In this way, if you are hungry in the middle of the night, you don't have to go out to buy sesame paste.
After asking whether sesame paste should go with him, sesame paste fell into hesitation.
This made Ye Xi a little depressed.Two people go, and one more person can buy more things, which saves trouble.Because of the support from Sesame Paste, he now spends money less frivolously, and can be a little more chic.
However, he didn't want to force the sesame paste.
"If you don't want to go out, then I'll go alone." Ye Xi said.
Sesame paste shook his head immediately: "I don't want to go out, it's just..."
"What?" Ye Xi asked.
"What's the date today?" Sesame Paste asked.
Ye Xi looked at the calendar: "On the 25th, what's the matter?"
Sesame Paste tilted his head as if he was calculating something. After a while, he nodded vigorously: "Then I will go too!"
Sesame paste put on that hat again, stood at the corner of the elevator when going downstairs, and walked like flying when leaving the community.
"Did you buy rice balls like this in the middle of the night last night?" Ye Xi was so tired that he was out of breath in order to catch up with him.
"The atmosphere is different in the middle of the night," said Zhimapa, "it's rare to go out during the day! I'm so happy!"
Ye Xi thought to himself, okay.
The nearest hypermarket from our home is only a 15-minute walk away.
After staying away from the community, Sesame Paste slowed down, looking leisurely.The two of them stood shoulder to shoulder, not like they were going shopping, but more like they were taking a walk.
"Brother Ye Xi, let's find a restaurant and have lunch later." Sesame Paste suggested.
It's not impossible, but Ye Xi is used to poverty after all, and it's hard to change his thinking mode immediately: "Will it be a bit wasteful?"
"It's okay, there will be new ones before the money is spent," Sesame Paste said easily, "After a while, there will be a final payment, more than last time."
Ye Xi was shocked.
He walked in a daze for a while, and thought of a very crucial question: "Can you write code?"
"Well," Sesame Paste turned his head and smiled at him, "I will do all the magic to make Brother Ye Xi happy."
Ye Xi originally wanted to ask, what exactly are you using to write code?
The only laptop at home is a few months older than Sesame Paste, and its configuration was very ordinary at the time, but it is completely outdated now.Before, Sesame Paste used it to teach people remotely, and there would be occasional freezes. It really didn't look like it was capable of such a difficult job.
Before he had time to ask, he was interrupted by Sesame Paste's nonsensical answer, and was stunned for a moment.
Sesame Paste looked very happy, and smiled: "Brother Ye Xi, do you have any other wishes? Tell me, maybe I can help you realize it."
Ye Xi stared at him for a few seconds, smiled, and shook her head: "Thank you, no more."
"Impossible," Zhima said in disbelief, "How can there be people who have no desires and desires in this world?"
Ye Xi walked forward quietly without speaking.
"I see, you don't believe me and think I'm talking big."
Ye Xi was most afraid that he would make trouble with him by showing weakness, so let's just say something: "I hope to succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination."
"Ah, this," Yousuke touched his chin and nodded, "This is up to you, how can you be opportunistic in the exam!"
Ye Xi was speechless for a while.
"Say something else!" The sesame paste was still in high spirits.
Ye Xi was at a loss, and asked him instead: "Then what kind of wish can you fulfill for me?"
"For example..." Zhima pretended to be pretending, thought for a moment, and clapped his hands like a flash of inspiration, "If you want to get out of the order immediately, I can help!"
The author says:
Sesame paste made me thank you all starfish!
Tomorrow, he will kiss brother Ye Xi a hundred times in return!
Ye Xi:? ? ?
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