Debut in the C position of the sand sculpture game [Unlimited]

Nan Yi's face froze: "Lu Zhu?"

"Yo grandma, long time no see."

The bright lights of the chess and card room illuminated a head of unruly silver hair, deep-lined facial features, peach blossom eyes slightly curved under the sword eyebrows, and red lips hooked into a smile.

Nan Yi glanced at his face like a knife-shaved face, then moved down, and paused for a moment—this man is shirtless in winter!

Xia Tian's Lord Tang is not as eye-catching as him.

Nan Yi looked around, originally thought that shirtless was some kind of trend here, but found that he was the only one running naked in the card playing hall of Nuo Da, and the rest were all wrapped up like a bear.

His eyes followed the tight muscles and then down.

A pair of cute, color-changing Pikachu boxers that are a "must have".

No matter how calm Professor Nan was, he couldn't bear to look directly at him, so he asked, "Have you been ransacked?"

Lu Zhu raised his chin as if showing off, and slowly said, "Limited edition."

"..."

He looked up at the calendar on the wall. On December 12th, he suddenly remembered the system's prompt before the time travel—the data overload was transmitted for at least one month!The men's team league should have passed another round.

Nan Yi: "Why are you here?"

Lu Zhu opened his chair and sat down, crossing his legs: "After you left, I took the position of C bully. I know what you want to ask, just like you, I chose to leave later, just want to see what will happen after I go out." where to go."

Nan Yi suddenly remembered the NPC's dialogue: Before him, no player had chosen to leave the game.

Lu Zhu suddenly opened his mind?

"But I'm wondering. I've been here for half a month and I haven't found you. Where were you before?"

Nan Yi said indifferently: "The data is large, but the transmission is slow."

The fat man on the side couldn't listen anymore, and patted the table: "Shake it, I can't play cards anymore! What nonsense are you talking about! NMSL!"

Nan Yi came to his senses, there are still 14 days left before the end of the month, and he will reach the top of the list within 14 days!

Ever since he was a child, Nan Yi has been a standard academic master. His self-discipline makes him rarely touch online games, and even rarely uses his mobile phone.

However, he had heard a little about the basic rules of Landlord Fighting. In the past, the buddies in the dormitory were madmen fighting Landlords. They fought until three o'clock in the morning every day.

Nan Yi calmly turned over the cards——

The corners of the mouth froze.

3456, no 7.

8910Q, no J.

All single cards!

Seeing his dull expression, Lu Zhu blinked at him: "Grandma, don't panic, let's stay together, I'll cover you."

Landlord: "wsnd!"

Nan Yi: "?"

"I said you are right, the landlord expressed his appreciation to us." The silver-haired man explained carefully, turning around, "wrnm!"

Nan Yi: "?"

The silver-haired man: "I let you, the landlord and I are giving in to each other."

Professor Nan was an eye-opener, he could still be so modest in playing cards, what kind of little angel is this person named Zaan.

Immediately afterwards, Nan Yi kept listening to the two people complimenting each other there.

"rnm!"

"hmp!"

......

The landlord played pairs and planes in succession, but luckily, Nan Yi couldn't control any of them.

Sensing Nan Yi's predicament, Lu Zhu smiled and made a secret sign: "Nai Yi, are you MM or GG!"

It means, teammates don't panic, I have all the cards in my hand, and I will win for sure!

Fatty Bai, an equally skilled landlord, understood the code, his small eyes narrowed vigilantly.

But Nan Yi looked bewildered, GG or MM, is this a code word?

Nan Yi quickly used his mind to analyze quantum mechanics to infer, what is the difference between GG and MM?

Thinking of this, Nan Yi frowned and looked at the place where his legs were.

Could it be that his teammates are asking him... Is there a J?

He looked at the cards in his hand, made sure there was no J, and said seriously, "I'm MM."

The air was suddenly quiet.

Nan Yi felt that the atmosphere was not right, and his teammates might not have heard him clearly, so he looked directly at Lu Zhu with clear and bright shallow eyes, and paused word by word: "I, yes, MM."

"I'll do it!" The landlord scratched his bald head, "It turns out he's a men's clothing boss, I'm so excited!"

Menswear boss...

Professor Nan Yi, who doesn't surf the Internet very much, and even has a mobile phone that was sold out of Nokia Duck, deeply laments that there is a generation gap between him and the times!

The corners of Lu Zhu's mouth curled up little by little: "Hehe, since you're a crush, if I'll take you to lie down and win this one, you..." He paused maliciously, hooking his fingers, " Use your sexiest voice, call me daddy! Milky one!"

Professor Nan shook his small hands, saying something dangerous.Seeing that Lu Zhu only had a pair of boxers left on his body, and a series of mentally handicapped actions in the last world, Nan Yi remembered the inspirational story of a Chinese dementia boy that he had read a few days ago.

Nan Yi sighed softly, cast a sympathetic look at Lu Zhu, gave a gentle thumbs up, and said, "Come on, wsnd."

Express appreciation.

The corner of Lu Zhu's mouth twitched.

The next situation became clearer.

Lu Zhu: "Yes, 6!"

Nan Yi: "I'm sorry."

Landlord: "To 8!"

Lu Zhu: "Shunzi!"

Nan Yi: "I'm sorry."

Landlord: "Pass!"

……

Nan Yi had to admit that although Lu Zhu's brain is not good, he is really good at playing cards.

Nan Yi held a card in his hand that he hadn't played, and he had no experience in the game.He calmly closed his eyes, as if he had transcended the world and entered Buddhism.

Finally, at the end of the game, Lu Zhu had three cards left, and the landlord had one card left.

Lu Zhu confidently played pair ace, and then there was one card left. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Nan Yi, as if to say, Don't panic, teammates, just keep chanting, don't do anything, we will definitely win.

Nan Yi nodded in a daze. He had always been covering others in his studies. This was the first time he was being covered by others—a feeling of living in a dream?

Anyone can win this card, as long as there is a reliable teammate.

He is extremely sure, just as sure as the mass-energy formula E=mc^2.

Nan Yi calmly said: "I'm sorry."

Lu Zhu smiled confidently, and was about to play the last card.

——Suddenly, he paused, his unruly black eyes staring into the distance: "Sorry, I heard someone calling me!"

Nan Yi was confused: "Who?"

Lu Zhu got up abruptly, his sharp eyebrows frowned: "I'm going to save the world. There will be a period later!"

Landlord: "MMP, we haven't finished playing..."

He cupped his fists towards the south, then moved his long legs, and left the card table in two steps in three steps.

Nan Yi and the landlord looked at each other, when will this man come back...

The two watched Lu Zhu's strong back enter the golden gate with complicated expressions.

There are two big golden characters written on the door.

bathroom.

Then it didn't show up for two hours.

Nan Yi's first game of Landlords ended in failure because his teammates hung up.

After fighting the landlord, two black penguins wearing sunglasses appeared beside Nan Yi, one on the left and one on the right, supporting Nan Yi's shoulders.

One of the black penguins said mechanically: "We are administrators. It was detected that player Nan Yi's Doudou points are 0. Now you are sent to the logistics department to do coolies and earn subsistence allowance Doudou."

Nan Yi froze: "What points, logistics, I just started?"

Another black penguin explained: "As a new player, you start the game with 300 beans, win a game with 200 beans, lose a game and lose 300 beans, you lose the first game, and you have reached the minimum number of beans in this game - 0 beans .All players with 0 beans need to accept to be a coolie!"

The surrounding players saw the appearance of the black penguin administrator, and they all came over to watch the excitement.

"Wow, this little brother is so handsome, he actually wants to work as a coolie?"

"It's so miserable. Sure enough, you can't have both appearance and technology."

Facing the pointing and pointing of the people who eat melons, Nan Yi's society, which had improved slightly in the last world, committed another crime, and his palms were slightly sweaty.

With a blank expression on his face, he suppressed the sense of resistance in his heart, and asked in a cold voice: "Hello, is there any other exit here? I am a physics professor at the F University Wave Research Institute, and my main research direction is wave-particle duality. From a point of view..."

The people who eat melons look at each other, what is this person talking about?

One of the black penguins said coldly: "Beep - this person has changed to the common bankruptcy mental syndrome, was hit too hard, and started talking nonsense. The administrator turned on the mute mode!"

"..."

Nan Yi glanced at the closed golden toilet door again. That "teammate" saved the world for two hours, but he still hasn't come out!

The two penguins were surrounded by white light, and then they carried Nan Yi and disappeared under the eyes of everyone.

When Nan Yi woke up, he found himself sitting by the door with several buckets of water and rags at his feet. The black penguin just now had disappeared.

Nan Yi rubbed his tired temples, looked up at the big golden characters on the top of the golden gate——

bathroom.

But not the one the teammates entered.

Nan Yi got up quickly, frowned and checked his white coat, and then heaved a long sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it's not dirty."

The system broadcast sounded: "Attention players who are doing hard work in the logistics! Everyone must complete the toilet cleaning before 8:[-] tomorrow morning. We have assigned two players to work together in each toilet. Come on everyone."

Nan Yi searched in and out for a few times, but couldn't find another player who washed with him.

Nan clicked on the help function on the wall: "Where is the other cleaning player?"

The system NPC said coldly: "I don't know. The system has been matched, and the rest is up to you. If you can't complete the task, the two will be punished even more!"

Nan Yiyi stood at the entrance of the corridor holding a broom. He looked at the spacious palace-like toilet with some despair, then took off his usual white coat, folded it neatly into a square and put it on his little arm.

start.

Until the next day, no matching players showed up.

After cleaning the 400-square-meter toilet alone, Nanyi dragged his body that was falling apart, put paper towels on the floor, and sat in the stairwell panting.

Nan Yi leaned against the armrest, raised his hand to smooth his messy hair.

"Jingle--"

The moment Nan Yi raised his hand, a black lump fell out of the pocket of the white coat that was originally on his forearm - a USB flash drive.

Nan Yi hurriedly picked it up and blew away the dust on the plate. Inside was his most important experiment report.

At this moment, the USB flash drive suddenly flashed red light, projecting an interface similar to the screen of a mobile phone in the air!

There are still three icons on the interface: the experimental document, the PS tool for drawing, and the APP download mall. Professor Nan remembered the Kutun APP in the APP download mall in the last world, and helped him rush to Sangong all the way.He originally thought that he would return to reality, so he didn't study it carefully, but now he is terrified when he thinks carefully.

He looked at the projection in the air and shook the USB flash drive lightly. Immediately afterwards, the PS tool icon on the interface shook like a piece of paper falling off the screen! !

"Huh?" Nan Yi shrank back, unconsciously clenched the USB flash drive.

After a while, Nan Yi picked up the icon on the ground in disbelief, and the original blue icon suddenly turned into a navigation screen, with words constantly dancing on it: "Brush, color change, exposure..."

Isn't this his usual drawing function?

Immediately afterwards, words such as "one-click beauty, slim face, breast enlargement, thin legs..." appeared.

Nan Yi looked at the increasingly strange words in surprise, hesitated for a moment, and randomly pressed a button of the beauty function.

Immediately, the square piece of paper turned into a face brush.

Nan Yi looked at it for a while, then tentatively swept his face lightly, and with a sound of "Hoo--", a gust of air flowed across his cheeks.

Nan Yi thought about it, a bit like a beauty instrument?

"Ouch!! I'm here to help!"

Suddenly there was a familiar howl from downstairs.

Lu Zhu supported his waist and limped upstairs: "Player, are you still there? I'm sorry I slipped and fell in the toilet yesterday and broke my butt. I was lying in the infirmary for a whole day. I was so unlucky."

Nan Yi hurriedly put the brush back into his pocket, got up calmly and replied, "Yes. Lu Zhu, are you okay?"

Lu Zhu supported his waist with both hands, and he was wearing the black jacket he was accustomed to getting from somewhere. There was an arrogant silver pendant on the jacket, and a white T-shirt was draped inside. The slightly tight material outlined his sexy muscles. The lines are more rebellious and uninhibited.

Nan Yi pointed to his clothes: "Your clothes?"

Lu Zhu's face drooped when he heard the words, and his hands were stroking his ass from time to time: "The doctor in the infirmary saw me and gave me a set... eh? Who are you??"

After seeing Nan Yi's face clearly, Lu Zhu looked in shock at the strange man in front of him who was talking to him with a face of a net-famous snake spirit and a sharp chin that stabbed people to death.

"What's wrong?" Nan Yi didn't know anything.

Lu Zhu blinked blankly: "How do you know my name???"

Nan Yi raised his eyes: "Why can't I know?" Didn't you tell me?

Lu Zhu thought to himself, this strange man looks so coquettish and bitch, and he knows his real name, so he strikes up a conversation with him, doesn't it?

Could it be his fanboy? ?

A look of indifference flashed in Lu Zhu's eyes. This little brother must have secretly investigated his name and followed him all the way. He calculated that he would pass by the corridor, so here?

oh!Although he is indeed handsome, but he is so handsome that people wait and follow him day and night without thinking about eating and drinking, what a crime!

Lu Zhu sighed, looked at Nan Yi's tired eyes, and said guiltily, "Have you...waited for a long time?"

Nan Yi: "Well, it's okay."

Alas, he is still a sensible fanboy, so he doesn't care about waiting for him for so long.

Lu Zhu shook his head violently, and his silver bangs fluttered in the wind: "Little brother, I still have an important task to do, you wait for me here, I will definitely sign for you when I come back!"

After all, he didn't forget to blink his evil eyes.

Lu Zhu walked quickly to the toilet, but unexpectedly, he was too fast and pulled the wound on his buttocks.

"Hiss—" Lu Zhu endured the pain, raised his buttocks, and rushed into the toilet with his feet outstretched, like a duck that has been beaten and crippled.

Nan Yi froze in place, did this man just crash his ass?I'm afraid that his brain is also broken?

As soon as he entered the toilet, Lu Zhu suddenly became bewildered. That little girl looked familiar just now?The clothes are also a little familiar?He is also wearing a... white coat? ?

Is cosplay popular these days?

Lu Zhu shook his head, and said that he should finish the cleaning task first.

Lu Zhu then yelled in the huge toilet: "My friend who washes the toilet with me, are you still there? I'm back! Ouch, this toilet is so fucking clean!"