Debut in the C position of the sand sculpture game [Unlimited]

Now there is only one way in front of him, the most despised way-stealing.

Steal who?How to steal?When to steal?

The hard-working Professor Nan once again found himself in a difficult situation. He devoted himself to cultivating his own cabbage on weekdays, and never paid attention to other family's vegetable fields.

Nan Yi hesitated all morning, and finally made up his mind to go to another vegetable garden for field inspection.Most of the civilian vegetable fields are the same as Nanyi, only fenced by wooden fences, so it is very easy to get started.

But the pure Professor Nan obviously underestimated the determination of the players to defend the vegetable field to the death.

Passing by the first one, the vegetable field is filled with bitter gourd, eggplant, and kale, which are extremely difficult to grow. If you steal a bunch, you can make a fortune.But—the owner dug a four-meter-wide cesspit with a sour smell on the outer edge of the vegetable field, as if to say, steal it, the kind of cesspool that dances.

In the second house, the pigsty is full of pink and tender piglets, which is exciting, but suddenly there are four Tibetan mastiffs standing around the pigsty, staring fiercely at passers-by, showing their fangs from time to time, as if Are you talking about stealing? The kind that loses your head.

The third one, steal?

......

I went back and forth to more than a dozen of them, although Nan Yi used his excellent memory to write down and deduce the harvest time of each vegetable garden, but - none of them could do it.According to the rules of the game, he now has 0 gold coins. If he is caught stealing vegetables and pigs, he must accept the punishment of the farmer and work for free. The time is set by the farmer, and it is likely to be a life sentence.

Walking to the corner, Nan Yi let out a heavy breath, white air lingering between the moist brows.Looking at the surrounding scenery, he felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity. Isn't this the corner where he met someone yesterday?

"See you at eight o'clock tomorrow night, sister~" Lu Zhu's frivolous voice came from next to his ear, and Nan Yi couldn't help frowning, and the thin frost between his eyebrows was gently shaken off.

At eight o'clock tonight, Lu Zhu is going to some Jiaomei's house for dinner, which means that he is not at home.According to Nan Yi's memory, Lu Zhu's pigsty did not have exotic protective measures, and the piglets were all strong and strong.More importantly, he once lived in Lu Zhu's house as a piggy, and was completely familiar with the structure and route of Lu Zhu's house.

"Stop." Nan Yi lightly tapped his forehead with the back of his hand, thinking about something messed up. After the embarrassing behavior last time, he would rather starve to death than dance in disco, and he would never jump into Lu Zhu's fire pit again!

When Nan Yi came home, [email protected]#^$*((? He woke up, different from the past, [email protected]#^$*((? His fat body lay on the ground, "Meow meow" He let out a very hoarse scream.

"What's the matter?" Nan Yi didn't have time to take off his coat, and quickly hugged [email protected]#^$*((? in his arms.

[email protected]#^$*((? The originally round eyes were barely half-opened, Fat Claw pointed at his belly, and his stomach made a long series of "gurgling" sounds.

"So I'm hungry. Well, I'll cook for you..." Nan Yi suddenly remembered that there was no leftover food at home, the vegetable field was desolate, and there were 0 gold coins in his wallet.

Don't think about the richest man, he can't even afford food now.

[email protected]#^$*((? Four paws spread out, fat face drooping lifelessly, as if to say, lord... master, I haven't eaten for several days, if I don't eat, I will To return to Xire.

Nan Yi held [email protected]#^$*((?'s hands tightened slightly, the ball of white meat star was much lighter than before. Coming to this strange and sandy world, [email protected]#^$*( (? He is the little guy who has been by his side all the time. Although he is greedy, he has also brought him many adventures.

It was nightfall, Nan looked out the gray window, gritted his teeth and made a decision.

Take a gamble, a bicycle becomes an aircraft carrier.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the night was dark, the cold forest was desolate, and occasionally there were a few dogs barking.

Nan Yi was wrapped in a beige padded jacket and came to the back door of Lu Zhu's house lightly. A thick scarf of the same color covered half of his face, revealing only his bright eyes shining faintly in the thick night.

Contrary to what he expected, Lu Zhu made some windfall in the past few days. A fence was built in the yard and a few white tiles were added to the roof, giving him the air of a nouveau riche.

The owner was not at home at this time, and the yard was extremely dark.

If you want to go in and steal a pig, you have to go through the main entrance, or...over the wall.

In the past, his buddies in the dormitory invited him to eat hot pot over the school wall, but he refused on the grounds of obeying the student rules.Now......

Nan Yi bit his lip, heartbroken, stepped on the haystack and climbed up, the dust on the old wall instantly covered Nan Yi's face.Nan Yi shook his head, finally climbed to the top of the wall——

"Squeak—" With a soft sound, Nan Yi took a breath, his hair stood on end, and he stiffened his neck to look for his reputation.

It turned out that the dead branches were blown away by the cold wind, and Nan Yi's stiff body relaxed slightly.

Turning into the yard without any risk, Professor Nan, who was stealing a pig for the first time, stood in the corner with a gray face, and said to himself the last time, the last time, and never do it again!

The courtyard was darker than outside the walls, Nan Yi groped into the pigsty according to his memory.

In the darkness, Nan Yi searched for the humming sound.

As soon as he touched a pig's butt, the piglet ran away in panic.

Professor Nan touched one end again, um, it's too thin.

Nan touched his head again and again, um, this one is more obedient, with tight buttocks, wearing a hoodie, just... a little too tall?

Nan Yi just wanted to hug the pig with all his might——

"Yo, are you okay with my ass?"

"Shh-"

The lights in the yard were turned on, and the warm light illuminated Lu Zhu's handsome face with a half-smile, and Nan Yi's gray face that had just returned from mining in Africa.

Professor Nan's mind went blank, and he bounced a few meters away like an electric shock.

The embarrassing scene in the chaifang last time hadn't passed, and this time, new wine was added—just now he pressed his hand on Lu Zhu's butt so hard that his pants were wrinkled!He doesn't want to live anymore!

Professor Nan closed his eyes and meditated on the round object that he just touched a pile of particles. What is the state of the particle?

Professor Nan forcibly deduced the function formula to divert his eyes, and his breathing gradually became steady, but the roots of his ears were still burning.

Lu Zhu was amused by Nan Yi's attempt to pretend to be an ostrich: "Nai Yi, tell me earlier, you have that hobby. If you want to touch it, I can touch it for you every day in the future."

Nan Yi's deduced function got stuck, and after holding back for a long time, he choked out two words: "Rogue!"

Lu Zhu raised his eyebrows: "Tsk, you molested me, why did I become a rascal instead?"

Professor Nan regretted why he didn't fight the Tibetan mastiff.

"You came to my pigpen at night, are you trying to steal my pig?"

Nan made up his mind: "You.....didn't you go to some Jiaomei's house? So soon?"

Lu Zhu was stunned for half a second, then smiled and said, "Hey, you're still following me."

Nan Yi's heart skipped a beat, expressionless: "I happened to pass by. You did something shameful."

Lu Zhu was at a loss: "Something shameful?"

After thinking for a while, he suddenly laughed lowly: "Hehe, grandma, what are you thinking, I'll go to Jiaomei's house to change the dish soap, and I'll be back after I get it." He shook the bag in his hand while talking .

"..."

Lu Zhu led Nanyi back to the house. Although the facilities in the house were simple, it was at least twice as wide as Nan's family.

"What are you doing so far away from me?"

After coming out of the pigsty, Nan Yi kept a gentleman's distance of three meters from Lu Zhu.

Nan Yi's chest still fluctuated, but he still said without changing his face: "According to Gauss' theorem, it's better for me to stay away from you."

Because you are too dazzling.

"Look, is this a human language?" Lu Zhu sat down on the wicker chair and patted the chair next to him, "Sit."

Nan Yi shook his head, staring at the floor, like a strong man about to die: "Say it, I was caught by you, what do you want?"

"Good question, let me think about it." Lu Zhu lazily leaned back in the chair, raised his legs, "Naiyi, what will you do?"

Nan Yi thought for a while, then continued to stare at the floor tiles: "...can do physics problems, can deduce some advanced mathematical formulas, can also speak a few words of English, and can repair computers..."

There is quite a sense of sight in the interview job.

Professor Nan straightened his body, introduced himself seriously, and his voice was as clean and cold as mint, exuding a sense of abstinence just like everyone else.

Lu Zhu couldn't help but listen to it. Sometimes, the more serious Professor Nan is, the more Lu Zhu wants to tease him.

Lu Zhu: "Professor Nan, are you also staring at the floor tiles in your lectures?"

Nan Yi didn't speak.

Lu Zhu sighed, and said lazily: "Is it useful to learn this, can you make a fortune?"

Nan opened his lips, but found that he was unable to refute.

Lu Zhu sized Nan Yi up, and suddenly made a smirk: "How about..."

"?" Nan Yi had a bad feeling.

"Help me walk around the pig, and take the piglet for a walk in the yard every day."

"It's... that simple?" Nan Yi looked at Lu Zhu suspiciously, wondering if there was a pitfall in it.

Lu Zhu's deep eyebrows flashed ambiguously, and he said with a smile, "Otherwise, what do you think I'm going to say? Hmm?"

The author has something to say: Lu Zhu: Grandma, what is going on in your mind all day long?