The great god of the literary world is a meow

Having already worked as a screenwriter many times, and being severely trained by Xuan Yi, Chu Ming is very good at writing the screenplay this time, and the big-name screenwriter praised Chu Ming even if he is the lead screenwriter independently.

Chu Ming accepted the compliment with a smile.

After finishing the screenwriting this time, Chu Ming greeted the director, and if there was a script change, he would greet him again, and he would not go to the crew on weekdays.

Although China Television has also produced many dramas, historical dramas are the strength of China Television. This director has also directed many historical dramas with good reputation and ratings.

Chu Ming was not worried that the crew would mess around.

After putting aside his TV drama work, Chu Ming received another invitation from the film crew.

The last reality show started to air, and as expected by the crew, Chu Ming's group completely stole the limelight, and the speed at which their popularity soared was simply exaggerated.Chu Ming, An Luo, You Tingqing, and even that cute little girl with soy sauce were all on the trending searches, and they didn't come down for several days.

What makes people in the entertainment industry jealous is that An Luo and You Tingqing are fine, they are both actors, and they are backed by a big entertainment company like Tianyu, so it is normal to be popular.

Chu Ming is not an insider, but he is the most popular one in this show.

Compared with Chu Ming's cuteness because of stage fright when he was on camera, this time Chu Ming is extremely domineering.Compared with the previous image, it is called "contrasting cuteness" by fans.

Moreover, Chu Ming showed a bad character in this show.

For example, if you want to poke a hornet's nest.

Although Chu Ming gave up in the end, when he walked past the honeycomb, he raised his head and looked at the regretful little eyes of the honeycomb, and was madly complained by the fans.

If he only took screenshots of people, he must have thought that Chu Ming had suffered some kind of grievance. Those small eyes turned beautifully straight and straight.How hard-hearted a person is to reject such a beauty?

However, what Chu Ming looked at was the honeycomb.

He just wanted to poke the hive.

This bear boy.

Your Majesty Tiger King, you are such a bear, does your husband know?

Xiao Sheng said after watching the show, this cat is so skinny.Although Xiao Sheng knew that Chu Ming had a hole card, was it too reckless to use the hole card to poke a honeycomb or something?

The other side of Chu Ming's true little devil character that does not match the "shy and cute" persona has won him a lot of fans, and his skills have made many people think that Chu Ming has learned kung fu.

If you didn't learn kung fu, you would climb up to the top of the big tree with this kind of light relay, with an extremely relaxed look on your face.And the speed when catching fish and prey is not an ordinary person at all, right?

Later, when Chu Ming was looking for food, he said that his skills were all practiced when he was alone abroad, and these were his means of making a living.

It made fans a lot of tears.

Although a sane person would know that what Chu Ming said about hunting in the wild to find wild vegetables for sale is too novel, it is still an ancient novel.But probably looking at Chu Ming's sincere expression and good-looking face, as well as his superb skills as evidence, no one doubted its authenticity.

Seeing that Chu Ming's popularity was getting higher and higher, and more and more people followed suit to read his articles, it made him popular again.

Seeing that Chu Ming's popularity is so high, the crew naturally wanted to drag Chu Ming to promote it.

However, Chu Ming went to the show curiously, and felt that he was not suitable for this kind of life where he had to carry it all day long and couldn't relax.

After being filmed by the camera for three days, I feel uncomfortable even going to the toilet, can I pass?

Chu Ming admired An Luo very much, and actually liked this kind of life.Anyway, he can't do it.

Dogs probably like places with many people, because people come crazy.But cats like to be quiet, and they are happy to stay in the corner quietly planning plans to occupy the earth.

Although in the end it was probably because I was too lazy, that is, after thinking about it, I would not implement it.

Although the director was very sorry, Chu Ming didn't want to, and he couldn't force it, so that's all.

Originally, I wanted to take advantage of Chu Ming's reputation abroad to let him follow and promote abroad.

Chu Ming has gradually become famous abroad because of the superhero series. His previously published novels have also been translated and published in various countries, and they are all best-selling books.

Including "The Han Dynasty" and "Ping-Pong Empire", two novels with Chinese characteristics are also very popular abroad.

There are even many foreign readers who believe that the characters in "Ping Pong Empire" have prototypes, and believe that "The Han Dynasty" is also based on Hui Chao, one of the most powerful dynasties in China, and they are even more crazy than domestic readers in China. .

Chu Ming couldn't laugh or cry when he found out.

And because Huaguo is the largest language in the world - not only the number of people, but also hell.Who let the Tianqi Emperor and the Great Devil King Dewang wreak havoc all over the world?

They correspond to the biggest opponents of the gods of various religions, the biggest villains who can only be sealed and cannot be killed.

Thanks to the efforts of these two, Chinese was once the official language of world diplomacy.After that, national movements in various countries rose up, demanding the elimination of the colonial culture of China.

Huaguo naturally does not admit that they are colonial cultures, they are just exploring, exploring.

Moreover, if they want to be independent, Huaguo will let them be independent without saying a word, and those independent people want to join some kind of Huaxia Alliance with shame.

Hua Guo said that we are herbivorous animals, we pursue a policy of non-alignment, and the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence.

Modern diplomacy is basically to equip an interpreter from that country to speak the language of that country, but... when these leaders don't want the translator to translate a word, what they say becomes Chinese.

This is impossible.Chinese is a compulsory foreign language course in every country.

Of course you can also choose a second foreign language.

For this reason, many people could chew on Chu Ming's "original book".Therefore, under Chu Mingwen, many foreign readers directly came to leave a message to follow up the article.

It's just that Hong Huang's book is too "esoteric" for foreign readers.After all, Huaguo culture is world-famous, but because Huaguo does not value religion, and there is no dynasty that combines politics and religion, Huaguo's religious culture is not as widely spread abroad as other cultures.

Therefore, all the "nouns" about religion and mythology in it are confused by this group of foreign readers.Although it can be read as an original noun, most people can't help but search it, and then naturally accept the influence of Huaguo's traditional religion and traditional mythological novels.

All major research institutions have keyword search and detection. When they saw the sudden increase in the number of searches for Huaguo mythology and religion, they were very surprised.

After knowing that it was because of a novel, they once again marveled at the power of popular culture to draw the public's attention to traditional culture.

The native religions of China also took advantage of the popularity of this novel around the world to popularize some unknown gods and legends of their own religions, which made the local religions stand out once again, and the popularity of Taoist temples everywhere Not a lot.

Chu Ming also came out to popularize science, explaining some of the original elements of his setting on his face blog in sections, so that everyone should not take fiction as fact.However, Chu Ming also listed the sources of his original ingredients.

These are all stated in Chu Ming's outline, so it's just pasting and copying.

These popular science blogs became evidence of Chu Ming's professional attitude.Because of Chu Ming's piles of information, many people don't know what is going on, and they love Chu Ming even more.

It's just that the overseas edition of Hong Huang is a troublesome matter.Chu Ming's other novels went well with overseas agency publishers coming to cooperate, but this book is really difficult to translate. You must have a deep knowledge of Chinese traditional culture to know what these words are about.

If it is completely free translation, it will lose the taste of the original text.

Books involving many traditional cultures, like poetry, are very difficult to translate.

This book can be said to be the work of Chu Ming's painstaking efforts. If it is ruined by the translation, he would rather not pay for the overseas copyright and let those who want to read the original book by themselves.

Later, Xiao Sheng saw that Chu Ming was too embarrassed, so he hired a foreigner who studied traditional culture in China and was also a writer himself at a high price to translate the book.

Of course, in addition to paying money, Xiao Sheng also gave other benefits to others.

For Xiao Sheng, it doesn't matter whether the book makes money or not, as long as Chu Ming is happy.

However, after the writer studied this book—he was not keen on popular novels, and naturally he had not read this book, he voluntarily refunded half of the money and said that he would help promote it for free.

"It's a good book, and I think it will bring me new companions," said the writer.

But the writer asked Chu Ming to participate in the translation together.

He heard that Chu Ming grew up abroad, so he was naturally proficient in foreign languages.Many nouns are original, so how to translate in the end, it is best to ask the original author to typeset.

He took great care in translating this book.

However, Chu Ming is actually just a local cat pretending to be a sea turtle. It is really embarrassing for him to undertake such an important translation task.But he can't say that his foreign language is not good, and he can't look like the original author doesn't care when the translators are so serious.

As a result, Chu Ming was kicked out of the shelves, and he bit the bullet and got mixed up with the translation team.

He and the writer are the main persons in charge of this group, and of course there are other translators who work together.

It's just that the two of them finally made a decision.

In order not to reveal his secrets, Chu Ming bitterly went down to make up lessons by himself.Although he often goes abroad and his spoken English is pretty good, he really doesn't understand foreign languages ​​that are more literary.

To make the translated version of his book as old-fashioned and full of mystery as the original, he had to study other religious books and poems to improve the foreign language in his mind, so as to give his pretentious Chinese ranking a pretentious one. foreign language translation.

When the writer first came into contact with Chu Ming, he found that Chu Ming's foreign language was just enough to reach the level of proficiency in communication.Chu Ming explained that he was born in a poor family, except that he did not read many necessary books when he was in school.The accumulation of writing now is only after I met Xiao Sheng.

Actually...about the same.But it was only after the goal of becoming a human was determined that I started to read books to enrich myself.Chu Ming's previous novel was a piece of shit.

However, Chu Ming quickly caught up with the writer's rhythm, and his application of foreign languages ​​became more and more proficient, and he was even able to write a few decent poems.

The foreign writer admired Chu Ming very much.He felt that Chu Ming was like a sponge, absorbing knowledge very quickly.

Chu Ming accepted the compliment with a weak smile.

In order to keep up with this person, do you know how many lessons he has taken?Even reciting sonnets while dreaming, even meowing became the rhythm of reciting sonnets, making the owner think he had convulsions.

In fact, I really had a convulsion and was driven crazy by foreign languages.

Chu Ming became tired from being a cat to a dog, and he was also busy with the company's business. Xiao Sheng finally found out Chu Ming's pain when he was free.

Although he was the one who found the teacher, he never expected Chu Ming to work so hard.

Xiao Sheng said: "He just thinks that you have a deep knowledge of foreign literature. Since you have shown in front of him that you have no research on foreign literature, then you can directly propose to leave or follow along. This is also normal. It's normal for your 'past' to not be good at foreign literature, and others don't think much about it."

Chu Ming was stunned for a moment, looked at Xiao Sheng eagerly for a long time, and then said, "Why didn't you say it earlier..."

That's right, why did he suffer so much? !Just refuse directly!There are so many authors, and I have never seen anyone translate it in person!

Chu Ming felt that he had finally adapted to the progress of the translation team and came alive, and now he has become a useless cat again.

Chu Ming, who couldn't hide his words in his heart, told the foreign writer about it because of his aggrieved feelings, saying that this cat was bitter about why this cat was so stupid.

The corner of the foreign writer's mouth twitched, wondering how such a simple and stupid child lived alone abroad until Mr. Xiao came to pick him up.

So stupid, with such a good-looking face, wasn't he sold out early?

And say to yourself why don't you give up such words, don't you worry that you will get angry?

However, he couldn't really get angry.

He stroked Chu Ming's hair, and said earnestly and sincerely in Huaguo dialect: "It will be good for you to learn more. The cultures of the world are all common. You have made great progress."

Chu Ming clutched his head and worried for a while, the deal was done, he had already paid so much, it would be a pity to quit now.So although Chu Ming complained, he continued to translate step by step.

Chu Ming was at a loss as he needed code words, classes, and translation.Why is his life so busy and fulfilling?

Thinking of the decadent cat life of eating, sleeping, playing and eating, Chu Ming felt like a lifetime away.

He must be the hardest working house cat in the world, bar none.

Xiao Sheng patted Chu Ming's shoulder with a complicated expression, not knowing what to say.

I used to want to be a human being, even if it was as tiring as poking the keyboard with a cat's paw, I could bear it.Now that I have become a human, I miss the laziness of being a cat.

Since it was raised by him, he will not give bad comments.

……

Translation can't be done in a day or two. Chu Ming is busy every day, and another year passes in a blink of an eye.

Recently, he noticed that the owner was hesitant to speak, and often asked him if he forgot something.

However, Chu Ming thought about it. After the final paper was scolded as An Luo, it finally passed. The translation has also progressed to one-third of the current serialization. The producer and distributor are worried, he doesn't seem to have forgotten anything.

Under Chu Ming's doubtful questioning, the owner said that since he hadn't forgotten it, it's fine.

Although Chu Ming was a little strange, after Xiao Sheng returned to his usual state, Chu Ming didn't ask any further questions.

Until one working day, Chu Ming, who was still on winter vacation, was taken out by Xiao Sheng who was supposed to be at work. After stopping at a temporary parking space on the side of the road, he dragged Chu Ming into a very simple building.

Chu Ming looked up at the signboard, Civil Affairs Bureau.

Chu Ming: "!!!"

Xiao Sheng said calmly: "It's normal for you to forget. The birthday on the ID card is different from your actual birthday. Your birthday is based on your original birthday and the anniversary of our meeting."

Chu Ming: "???"

Xiao Sheng did not continue to explain, but walked to the processing window and started queuing.

Today is an auspicious day, but there are quite a lot of such auspicious days every month, so there is one person in front of the line, and soon it will be Xiao Sheng's turn.

Xiao Sheng took out two ID cards and handed them to the staff.

There is a chip on the ID card in this world, and all household registration information, social security information, etc. can be obtained by simply swiping the ID card.For many businesses, only an ID card is required.

The same goes for marriage.

The employee of the Civil Affairs Bureau rolled his eyes, glanced at his ID card, and then at the two of them, he couldn't help laughing and said, "I'm so lucky today, I met a big shot."

But it is probably because this is a villa area, so the probability of encountering a big person is quite high, so the staff just smiled, and then calmly began to enter information for the two, and printed a small book. In less than 3 minutes, two fresh out of the oven The small red book is ready.

Xiao Sheng took the two small notebooks with great care, and handed one of them to Chu Ming.

Chu Ming stared blankly at the small red notebook, and asked something irrelevant: "Why do you have my ID card?"

Xiao Sheng was helpless: "I already have one, don't I also have an ID card on you?"

Chu Ming said, "That's right. But where did I put your ID card?"

Xiao Sheng was even more helpless: "The last time you littered, I put it in your wallet for you."

Chu Ming slapped his head.Because it has been useless for a long time, he has forgotten it.

That's right, Xiao Sheng was running all the document procedures before. Isn't it a matter of course that Xiao Sheng has his own ID card?Otherwise how to run?

The staff looked at the silly Chu Ming, and couldn't help laughing: "Your Majesty the Tiger King, I think your lover wants to ask you about your marriage."

Looking at his blog before, he thought Chu Ming was stupid, but it turns out that real people are really stupid.But the stupid Chu Ming was exceptionally clever and capable during the reality show.

Chu Ming read the little book over and over several times, and said, "Although I was engaged earlier, I got married suddenly, so it doesn't look real."

After finishing speaking, Chu Ming took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the notebook, and posted it on his face: "Today, the owner skipped work and took me out. I thought I found something delicious, but I was taken directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Take this. (The cat is full of question marks)"

Chu Ming didn't look at the popular Facebook in an instant, and said, "Now I go home and type, and you continue to go to work?"

Xiao Sheng felt a mouthful of blood in his chest.

The staff members and other staff members who came to watch the excitement were already covering their mouths and sniggering.

Did the two get along like this in private?

Xiao Sheng rubbed Chu Ming's head fiercely: "What's the code? We're getting married today, don't we want to eat something good?"

Chu Ming covered his head with rumpled hair, and stared at Xiao Sheng: "Isn't there going to be a wedding in the future? I haven't finished my coding task today."

Xiao Sheng couldn't help saying, pulled Chu Ming and left: "I skipped work, and you skipped work too."

Chu Ming yelled: "Oh, be careful that your salary will be deducted."

Xiao Sheng speculated: "Who dares to deduct my salary."

Looking at the backs of the two, the Civil Affairs Bureau roared with laughter.

These two are so funny, and the flash bombs are really good.

Looking at the two getting along, they are no different from other couples.

But there is no difference at all, right?

In the end, Chu Ming still couldn't code today.Xiao Sheng made an appointment with friends in advance to celebrate together.

Although there will be a wedding in the future, but now we have to celebrate a little bit.

Xiao Sheng invited people from their generation. Originally, he only invited the two brothers of the Bao family, An Luo and his owner, Zhou Lu and his new boyfriend Qi Donglin (it's not easy for Mr. Qi).He asked Xu Lin politely, but he didn't expect Xu Lin to come here with Feng Che.

Seeing such excitement, Chu Ming finally had a sense of reality that he was married, and began to feel a little embarrassed.

But this group of people like to tease him, teasing Chu Ming until he blushes, wishing he could turn into a cat and slip into Xiao Sheng's arms.

Xiao Sheng smiled the whole time, it seemed that he had never smiled so brightly in his life...and silly.

The Bao family brothers complained: "Why do you always bark in pairs?"

Just the two of them are brothers!

Protect the forehead.Why did the wife take the child back to her mother's house when she was needed?

As for Bao You, he hugged his dog son and shivered.

Two single dogs keep each other warm.

And An Luo's face was unnatural: "I am not a couple with him..."

Su Zheng said: "My wife is a little shy, please forgive me."

An Luo: "..."

Is this a confession?How did someone confess for the first time?I really want to kill him!

Zhou Lu and Qi Donglin were the most normal couple, and they expressed the most sincere blessings to Xiao Sheng and Chu Ming.

Zhou Lu felt a little sour in his heart. Although his younger brother was taken away by Xiao Sheng, the big bad wolf, it was really stamped out now.

As for Xu Lin's pair... Xu Lin is still very normal, Feng Che is full of jokes, bullying Chu Ming to tears, until Xu Lin coughed dryly before drawing a cross on his mouth.

Chu Ming took a peek at Xiao Sheng, and found that Xiao Sheng was also peeking at him.Chu Ming's face turned red.

Xiao Sheng secretly reached out his hand from under the table and took Chu Ming's hand.