The great god of the literary world is a meow

Although Chu Ming and An Luo were useless goblins, they at least killed a group of ordinary two-legged beasts in the wild.

This is a victory for the quadrupeds.

The task of collecting sleeping utensils at night is to use the existing conditions to make a decent meal.

This is not even a comparison, Chu Ming's side has already won.

In the end, in order to increase the fun of the program, Chu Ming and his group were artificially increased in difficulty.

The program group is allowed to bring pots, tiles and pans and small knives, which can also be used in this task.

The difficulty of making a decent meal lies in obtaining the ingredients, making the meal accessible without seasoning, and matching the ingredients as much as possible.

The host had a sad face: "You didn't say beforehand that you are a national second-level chef."

You Tingqing looked aggrieved: "I didn't know the content of the task in advance. Besides, the chef's qualification is not a big deal, right?"

The host said ruthlessly and unreasonably: "No. This is your advantage project, you are already ahead enough, you have to increase the difficulty alone."

The rest of the groups nodded vigorously.

Although they didn't camp in one place, they didn't know the "great achievements" of Chu Ming's group.But hearing that You Tingqing actually has the qualifications of a professional chef, it must be more difficult.

They are a group of people who can cook at best.Compare cooking skills with chefs?Isn't that the old birthday star hanged himself, looking for death?

In the end, the host used his power to reject the appeal of Chu Ming's team, and unilaterally announced that the difficulty of their team would be increased.

They can't even use the kitchen utensils and seasonings they brought.All tools have to be sourced locally.

This is really survival in the wild.

"Can you only make grilled things?" You Tingqing was puzzled, "But barbecues don't have good seasonings, so the requirements for ingredients are very high. First of all, vegetables have to be excluded, but meat... how to catch it? Or continue to grill fish ? Only grilled fish, right?”

An Luo said: "If you are grilling fish, don't you have tools to handle it?"

You Tingqing thought for a while: "There are branches and sharp stones, it's okay, just slower."

Chu Ming said: "If there are other prey, such as pheasants, can we do it without tools?"

You Tingqing said: "I still know how to make beggar chicken. Use the most primitive kind. It's just that it doesn't matter if there are no other seasonings. No salt is a big problem."

Chu Ming thought for a while, and said, "Salt, can't you really be flexible? How do you cook without salt? Do you have the most basic taste?"

Several people looked at the host.

The host silently raised the sign: "The difficulty has increased."

Chu Ming and others raised their middle fingers angrily.

The host smirked complacently.

The three continued to look at each other.

How can this dish be done without salt?

"Use wild fruits, let's make fruity dishes. But wild fruits are too sour..." You Tingqing frowned.

"Are you really going to fetch honey?" An Luo hesitated.

Although they were eager to make a move before, they vetoed it later.

Although Chu Ming felt that there was no danger, You Tingqing said, this is a show after all.Poking the honeycomb is too dangerous, and it will set a bad example for the audience friends in front of the TV.And what if you join?They rely on their faces to eat.Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

"But if it's dangerous, don't use it." You Tingqing was unrestrained, "It's a big deal not to use the tent. Even without any seasoning, it's impossible to be at the bottom."

The host silently raised the sign: "It's really arrogant."

You Tingqing smiled and said nothing.

This is not arrogance, but self-confidence.

It would be nice for these people to be able to cook the food, but there was a group that didn't have anyone who could cook.At least the dishes he cooks are authentic, right?

Chu Ming thought for a while, and said: "I remember that brine is produced here, right? When I read the introduction of the scenic spot, I said that there is a salt water well on this mountain. There is a tourist project that takes tourists to see the salt water well. method of cooking salt."

The host couldn't help but write a sign now, with two words in it, "Fuck".

This group of people actually want to boil salt by themselves, against heaven!

"But we don't even have a tool to boil salt and filter it." You Tingqing said.

"There is a bamboo forest, you can use wooden barrels." An Luo said.

The host held up a sign very maliciously: "But you don't have knives."

Several people were silent.

Wally, yes!How to cut bamboo without a knife!

Do you give up?

"Paper can be used." You Tingqing said suddenly.

Chu Ming and An Luo looked at him in surprise.

You Tingqing explained: "Isn't there an experiment in middle school? The container made of paper is filled with water, and the paper will not burn even if the water is boiled."

"We don't have paper cups." Chu Ming said.

An Luo thought for a while and said, "But we have big leaves."

Several people showed sinister smiles.

In fact, it doesn't matter if there is no tent, but since it increases the difficulty for them alone, it arouses their competitiveness.

The host thought for a while and glanced at the director.

This time it was the director's turn to raise the sign: "I wish them failure."

Several people once again raised their middle fingers in contempt for the director.

Just do it.

Several people worked together, Chu Ming went to look for ingredients, You Tingqing and An Luo tried to make some simple kitchen utensils, and saw if they could make salt.

As a filtering tool, Chu Ming offered his pure cotton white shirt.The shirt hadn't been worn and had only been washed once.If the water container is ready, boil the water for a while, and then it can be used as a filter tool.

It's just that this filtering tool is a bit expensive.

When Chu Ming passed by the beehive, he stared at the beehive for a long time with regretful eyes.In the end, he still didn't harm the honest wild bee family.

According to his intuition, Chu Ming found a pheasant nest and a hare nest.He touched four wild eggs, caught a pheasant and a wild rabbit.Because the movement was too fast and looked too easy, one wondered if the pheasant and hare were waiting for him to catch.

The photographer brother also asked this question.

Chu Ming said nonsense casually: "You know, I have lived abroad alone for such a long time, and I still have this skill. This is my trump card to earn tuition fees when I was young. Otherwise, I would not have the money to go to university. Well, Of course, if I got better grades and got a scholarship, I wouldn't have so much trouble. But I'm still a bit stupid."

Chu Ming's self-mockery made the photographer feel sore.

Probably Chu Ming's pretending to be strong is really painful.

The key is that she looks so good-looking, making this expression is really painful.

The photographer thought, when this scene is played, His Majesty the Tiger King will definitely become famous.

But he thought about it again, His Majesty the Tiger King doesn't rely on his face to make a living, but his talent.This time, I just came to the show with the director for fun.

The photographer lamented in his heart.Others are unreliable if they want to rely on their appearance to make a living, but this person is reckless. He can rely on his appearance to rely on his talent.

Chu Ming talked nonsense, and after impressing the cameraman, he carried the pheasant and rabbit whose legs were tied with vines, and the wild eggs in his pocket, and continued to look for usable ingredients or seasonings.

At this time, the system that was not available except for the mall finally played its new role - searching for animals and edible plants in a wide area, and giving the edible value of the plants thoughtfully.

Chu Ming thought, this system was really born at the wrong time.If it's going to be a savage in another world, or survive in the last days, this system is a god-level assistant gold finger.

Unfortunately, in this world, food can be bought, and he is not short of money.

I can only pretend to be forceful in this show.

In order to put on a good show, Chu Ming collected plants over and over again, and introduced the information of these plants to the photographer brother over and over again, and he was stunned by what the photographer said.

Chu Ming pretended to be sad and said: "These are the things I used to eat. Now, I have to pay a high price to eat such a plate of wild vegetables. The food of the poor is the early enjoyment of the rich... Ah, Now I'm rich too haha."

The photographer brother watched Chu Ming humming an out-of-tune tune while picking wild vegetables and fruits. He looked so familiar that he couldn't be more familiar.

The past of His Majesty the Tiger King was really not easy.

Later, after seeing this scene, the director was silent for a long time, and gave this passage to the camera.

Touched or something, the director's heart is already rock-solid - there are too many celebrities who sell miserably.But based on his many years of experience, this passage can increase ratings.

Not only the director is used to star selling miserably, but the audience is also used to it.But Chu Ming doesn't need to be miserable, so his "misery" is an expression of sincere feelings.Only in this way will it move people's hearts.

As long as it can touch people's hearts, there will be ratings.

However, Chu Ming was talking nonsense.He inadvertently trampled on the sympathy of the audience, for which we'll spit on him a million times.

I'm so tired, it's enough to spit it out once.

Chu Ming's side was going very smoothly, but You Tingqing and An Luo's side was in a lot of trouble.

But the two finally made a small packet of salt - the salt well they found was of very good quality, and the well water itself didn't have much strange smell.After several times of filtering, judging by You Tingqing's professional eyes, the salt is no problem for cooking.

Then You Tingqing and An Luo polished some sharp stones and picked up a lot of firewood.

The happiest thing is that when they passed by the bamboo forest to take bamboo branches to make tools, the two also found bamboo shoots, and they pried two bamboo shoots back with difficulty.

Originally, the two thought that they had already had a good harvest, but when they saw the huge pile of things in front of Chu Ming who had returned to the camp, they were dumbfounded.

Even though An Luo knew Chu Ming's identity, he was dumbfounded.

After all, he didn't know that Chu Ming had a systematic "cheat device". Although the two of them could identify whether plants were edible, it was quite scary for Chu Ming to speak clearly and clearly, even knowing the taste and food value.

"Although I don't know why you are so powerful." You Tingqing swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "But I think we can declare victory in advance."

You Tingqing didn't lower his voice, the other groups were watching the ingredients that Chu Ming had found, but when they heard it, they immediately looked at You Tingqing with envy and hatred.

Originally, he was in a group with Chu Ming, and it was obvious that Tianyu wanted to praise him, which was enough to make people enviable.I didn't expect this kid to be so lucky that all the team members are so capable, even the little girl Huihui can wash and choose vegetables, unlike the adults in the other groups who are careless and yelling when handling ingredients.

I don't know whether to add drama to myself, or really not.

However, some people also thought darkly in their hearts, could this be because the program crew deliberately released water on Chu Ming?Even this task was specially made after knowing You Tingqing's specialty, right?What increases the difficulty is also a cover-up, right?

Hmph, it's amazing to have a backstage.Does His Majesty the Tiger King want to enter the entertainment industry?

Chu Ming said, hehehe.

Being watched by many people, he will be nervous to death.Go to the entertainment circle!

If he really wants to enter the entertainment industry, he doesn't have to go through such trouble.Is there any waywardness in the background?

No matter what these people thought, You Tingqing naturally won a complete victory this time, perfectly demonstrating the power he should have as a professional chef.The little girl happily threw away the lunch box prepared for her by the program group, and happily ate fresh game with her teammates, as well as steamed eggs specially prepared for her.

The steamed eggs are mixed with salt water. When steamed half-cooked, a layer of shredded chicken is covered on top to continue steaming. The taste is so fresh that the little girl stares at the bowl in a daze after eating it.

You Tingqing comforted: "If you like it, I will continue to do it for you tomorrow."

The little girl nodded happily: "Thank you uncle!"

You Tingqing was a little depressed: "Can't you call me brother?"

An Luo and Chu Ming looked at each other, and said, "You must be self-aware, Uncle You."

The corner of You Tingqing's mouth twitched: "Do you know what will happen if you offend the chef?"

The two immediately changed their minds: "Brother You, you are the most handsome, brother You!"

(づ￣3￣)づ Please continue to make delicious food for us!

You Tingqing raised his forehead.Why do I feel even more uncomfortable.

The host was also very upset, he failed to ask for chicken legs.

The host jumped up and said, "Do you know what will happen if you offend me? I will give you small shoes!"

Chu Ming spread his hands and said: "I know, even if you don't offend you, you will still wear small shoes for us. Who made our team's comprehensive strength too strong."

Then An Luo picked up the little girl: "The appearance and cuteness are also the strongest."

The little girl showed a cute smile very cooperatively.

The host turned around indifferently: "Since you are so good-for-nothing, let's work hard tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Get a good night's sleep and see how I deal with you tomorrow."

The three of them plus the little girl calmly gnawed on the chicken and rabbit meat.

Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, who is afraid of whom.

……

The host did what he said, and for the next two days, the difficulty of Chu Ming's group was doubled.

Because the program team made things difficult on purpose, Chu Ming's team lost the first place and temporarily ranked second with two missions.

But that's it.

Most of the time, this group is crushing.Except for the director, it is impossible for the rest of the team members not to feel depressed.

That is to say, Tu Tianyou's group was more outstanding, and won the first place twice, which is considered to be in the limelight.The rest of the groups are just foils.

The director is very happy.The one who stands out, er, happens to be the hero, the important supporting actor, and the original author.It all helps with his films.

As for himself... Well, he is in the same group as Tu Tianyou, so he is more beautiful.

The rest of the people act as a foil or something. He came to this show to promote the movie, and now the goal will definitely be achieved, and that's enough.

What does the rest of the people have to do with him?

After the show ended, the director graciously gave Chu Ming a business card and asked if he wanted to develop in the entertainment industry.

He felt that Chu Ming would definitely be popular.

Of course Chu Ming refused again without hesitation.

"I'll be nervous when there are too many people." Chu Ming said honestly, "It's because I'm recording a program now, and there are no live audiences, so I can perform so well. And... I don't want to do that."

The director sighed.

Well, this is a writer, and a well-known writer.People don't want to be stars.

This time, the voice of the director and the camera brother are one.

It's so enviable to rely on your face, but rely on your talent for a living.

Fortunately, I'm a director, not a star, or I'd be jealous to death?

Chu Ming returned home, and after resting for half a day, Xiao Sheng came back.

Although the program process is only three days, it still takes time for the round-trip drive and some preparation work.And Xiao Sheng left before him.

The so-called Xiaobie is better than a newlywed, not to mention that Chu Ming and Xiao Sheng are inseparable every day than a newlywed. They haven't seen each other for a week, and the two have been very sticky for a while.

It wasn't until he was satisfied physically and mentally that Xiao Sheng put his arms around Chu Ming, who was obediently nestled in his arms, and asked about the show.

"Is someone embarrassing you?" Xiao Sheng just asked routinely.

Who would not have long eyes to embarrass Chu Ming.

Chu Ming said firmly: "Yes!"

Xiao Sheng was silent.

It's a good thing he didn't say anything, or he would slap himself in the face.

"Who made things difficult for you?" Xiao Sheng asked.

Chu Ming said angrily: "Director and host! Is it our fault that our team is so strong? They even made it harder for us! I'm exhausted."

Xiao Sheng thought, your group of two goblins is unfair to the other groups.But he still echoed, "It's really too much, do you need me to do something?"

Chu Ming said: "No need, I'm just complaining. By the way, You Tingqing actually has a second-level chef certificate, which is so surprising!"

Xiao Sheng was also a little surprised: "Cook license?"

Chu Ming said: "Yes, it is said that his parents are chefs, and he wanted to be a chef, but was tricked by his manager into entering the entertainment industry. But he is indeed quite talented, and the director is very optimistic about him. Of course, Needless to say, An Luo, he was also born to eat this bowl of rice."

After all, Chu Ming proudly said: "They wanted to drag me into the entertainment circle again, but I refused. I rely on my talent for a living."

Xiao Sheng said, "Isn't it because of stage fright?"

Chu Ming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" bit Xiao Shengguang's shoulder.

Xiao Sheng patted Chu Ming's head amusedly: "You are not a cat now, don't bite, be good."

Chu Ming gritted his teeth with Xiao Sheng's shoulder and did not let go.

Xiao Sheng had a good temper and let Chu Ming toss him around. Anyway, Chu Ming didn't use any force, didn't hurt, so he just took it... no, it was just for fun.

……

The program was produced and aired soon.

This kind of program does not require much post-production, that is, editing.

The three-day reality show is naturally divided into three broadcasts, each one hour, every Saturday night at nine o'clock.

For an entertainment program, this time is relatively long.

But for their three days of life, the time after the cut is very short, and the opportunities for everyone to show their faces are very limited.

Although in the end the program group will release an extended version on the website-except for the necessary clips, basically all will be released, and each episode will be about five or six hours long.But the version shown on TV is the most important and the most compelling.

Chu Ming's group, without accident, became the biggest winner.

Especially on the first day, everyone was still figuring it out. This was basically the solo show of Chu Ming's group.

Unsurprisingly, their group's popularity is very high, and they have attracted a lot of fans.

An Luo has always played the gentle and gentle male supporting role, even the male lead is gentle and refined.Seeing his swift movements and the cold expression on his prey, a group of fans were inexplicably attracted to him, calling him so cute and so cute.It turns out that An Luo still has such a domineering(?) side.

As for You Tingqing's incarnation as a chef, the fans naturally called it so warm, so good, so good at home, Qingqing is a good man, and his cooking looks delicious.

And Chu Ming...he has more fans than the previous two celebrities, and his new book has a few more leaders, which shows its popularity.

However, Chu Ming emphasized that this time it was just a publicity book, and he just participated in the show because he happened to be free, and had no intention of entering the entertainment industry.He doesn't know how to sing or make movies, and even because of stage fright, he doesn't even have a signing event—he will be at a loss.

Fan sisters and fans burst into tears.

Celebrities can be there, and it is not uncommon for both entertainment and writing circles to mix together!Tiger King, you can give it a try!

Chu Ming ruthlessly refused.

No, I will be nervous, I will be nervous to death.

Fan sisters and fans continued to burst into tears.

Tiger King is big, nervousness is also a kind of cuteness!We also like it very much!Even if you just participate in various entertainment programs, it’s okay not to act and sing!

Chu Ming ruthlessly refused.

no, I do not like it.And this time the program is too tiring, I am firm in my decision not to enter the entertainment industry.

Yes, this show is exhausting.In particular, Chu Ming found it unbearable to be under the camera all the time and feel anxious about his privacy being peeped at.

Being able to endure until the end of the show, he felt that he was already very responsible and dedicated.

Although Chu Ming, who was a bit vain, couldn't enter the entertainment industry because of stage fright, he still felt a little regretful.

Participating in the reality show this time, he has no regrets at all.

Even if he doesn't suffer from stage fright in the future, he won't go to the entertainment industry.It was exhausting and uncomfortable.

It is still the most comfortable to squat at home when writing essays.Cats are always at home.

There are a lot of dogs walking, but have you ever seen a lot of cats walking? (Although Chu Ming was walked many times.)

Again, cats are meant to be squatting at home.I don't think about the entertainment industry anymore.