The great god of the literary world is a meow

Because Chu Ming has such a good face, he still has to pretend to be a little assistant.

For example, peaked caps and black-rimmed glasses, plus rustic clothes, are standard.

When Chu Ming said he would go to the entertainment circle to "get material", two good friends took turns giving him bad ideas.

Lu Ziyue bought him the most rustic hat and glasses, and Li Hao customized a set of sportswear for him based on his previous school uniform, which was of very good quality but looked very rustic.

People depend on clothes, Chu Ming's appearance is very good, after such a dress, it becomes six points.

He is actually an above-average handsome guy, and the more he looks the better.

Lu Ziyue rubbed his chin: "It won't work, unless you want to experience the protagonist's experience, being scouted with a business card and being molested by a rich second generation."

Li Hao regretted: "It's a pity that I have to go home and go to my father's unit for an internship, otherwise I will go with you."

Lu Ziyue was also very regretful: "I also want to travel abroad with my parents. It's a pity that I can't watch you being molested by the rich second generation."

Chu Ming glanced sideways.

Is it really okay for the two rich and second generations to say such things?

"But is your friend really reliable?" Lu Ziyue was still a little worried.

People who knew Chu Ming probably thought that Chu Ming was too naive and easy to deceive.

However, although Chu Ming is simple, he has a strong intuition, and now he still has the special function of observing the breath. In addition, he is homely and lazy, calling and calling the owner without thinking about everything. It is not easy to be deceived.

Chu Ming said: "Actually, An Luo and I have known each other for a long time. But we have been in touch online, we are netizens. After returning to China to attend the training class, I found out that he is my online friend. Don't worry, he is a good person."

"That's right, if you're not a good person, Mr. Xiao won't trust you to be his... assistant." Lu Ziyue said this with black lines.

Chu Ming is really willful, and Mr. Xiao is really doting.

However, Chu Ming was already becoming famous soon, and many young writers living by code words would never be able to earn the money he made now. Even if Chu Ming was headstrong, Mr. Xiao was still very proud.

"Let's go like this," Li Hao said, "If you really want to pretend to be simple, you can mix in a little local accent when speaking. It doesn't have to be too difficult, just flat tongue and front and back nasal sounds will be fine."

Chu Ming said: "...I guess I don't have this kind of acting skills, and I'll give away my secrets when I talk about it."

"It's done, you're not going to act in a spy movie." Lu Ziyue laughed loudly, "Returning the accent. That's enough. Let's go, An Luo looks good, you wear this, hide behind him, others Can't see you."

Chu Ming touched his face: "Okay, what you said makes sense. I don't know if I can see An Luo being molested. I must record it with my mobile phone and laugh at him for the rest of my life."

Lu Ziyue was speechless: "As soon as you make a video, the dog legs of the rich second generation will rush up and beat you up."

Li Hao nodded in agreement.

Chu Ming said: "Could it be that you two rich second generations are very experienced?"

Lu Ziyue and Li Hao looked at each other, and said at the same time: "We are just children of ordinary working people/intellectuals, we are honest and simple."

Chu Ming looked at the two second-generation officials and second-generation Jiahao, and held out a middle finger.

……

Under the advice of the two good friends, Chu Ming appeared in front of Xiao Sheng in a brand-new bumpkin form, making Xiao Sheng evaluate that he was not a native.

Xiao Sheng was speechless for a while.

Forget it, as long as Chu Ming is happy.It's not just role-playing...

When Xiao Sheng, who agreed but didn't feel at ease at all, solemnly handed over the bumpkin Chu Ming to Bao Hu, and asked Bao Hu to watch Chu Ming carefully on his own territory, Bao Hu looked at the bumpkin Chu Ming, I was speechless for a long time.

Forget it, as long as Chu Ming is happy.It's not just role-playing...

Well, the two people's minds are in sync.

When An Luo saw Chu Ming, he was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "What are you doing?!"

"I think my face is quite recognizable. In order to get better information, I decided to disguise it." Chu Ming pushed his glasses and said.

An Luo laughed: "What material are you using?"

Chu Ming said seriously: "Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and then get slapped in the face after being bullied by evil forces."

An Luo was already laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist: "Do you write too many novels or read too many novels? The people on the set are very smart, even if they are pushed back by others, they will not say what is true in front of others."

Chu Ming said: "Where is it? I met it the first time I went to the set. What's that called... What is Zhang..."

It's been so long, I've forgotten the name.

An Luo said: "Zhang Tianning, right? He has almost quit the entertainment circle. People as stupid as him are rare. The last time you met was a small probability event."

"Who knows." Chu Ming said.

"Okay, stop whispering. The venue is coming soon." The agent who drove the car said, "Perform well this time. This TV series has a lot of investment, and the director team is also very responsible. It must have a good reputation. It attracts fans very much, and if you get this role, your popularity will definitely rise to a big level in the future."

An Luo said: "I will try my best."

Chu Ming asked, "What role?"

The agent was speechless: "Although I don't know who you are, I know you are here to play since you were handed over to me by Mr. Bao himself. But you should learn a little bit. An Luo's itinerary is still up to you." Let's go."

The broker is a little dissatisfied.He is very optimistic about An Luo, thinking that he is a good seed with great potential, and he still has a little regret when An Luo is not in good condition.Later, An Luo adjusted his own state, and even worked harder and more transparently than before. The manager took the initiative to ask Bao Hu for An Luo.

If this obviously rich second-generation ticket-player caused some troubles for An Luo and cut off An Luo's way, the agent would feel very sad after thinking about it.

"That's right, I need to be more dedicated." Chu Ming elbowed An Luo, "Show me the itinerary."

An Luo took out a small book from the side backpack and threw it to Chu Ming: "Don't do unnecessary things for me, I want to try to see if I can get in by myself."

The broker was taken aback.This time the crew has the original author in charge. The original author is notoriously hard-working. When he signed the copyright contract, he stated in the contract that he would not accept the placement. If he violated the contract, he would take back the copyright.An Luo also knew about this.

Is this rich second generation so powerful that the original author will give him face?

The agent pretended to be calm and said: "As long as the competition is open and fair, I think you will be fine. When encountering unfair things, it is not shameful for you to ask your friends for help."

An Luo glanced at the manager, knowing that the manager was doing it for his own good, so he didn't say anything.

Anyway, Chu Ming knew it in his own mind.

Chu Ming glanced at the itinerary, and couldn't help saying: "...I don't think I can appear in front of the original author, he will beat me to death!"

The broker was shocked.Could it be that this rich second generation offended the original author instead of being capable?

Oops!What should I do now?Is he looking for some excuse to send people back?But what about President Bao?

An Luo didn't care at all.With Chu Ming's temperament, the people who wanted to beat him to death were all his acquaintances.

"What, did you do something bad?" An Luo said, "Could it be that you hacked someone's computer and lost their manuscript?"

Chu Ming said, "How is it possible? Do you think I'm that powerful?"

An Luo said: "Then what did you do, he wants to beat you to death?"

Chu Ming said: "Actually, it's just a small friction. I sent his girlfriend a photo of his obscene face with the nostrils up. He said that his girlfriend kept it and said he would laugh at him for the rest of his life. So he said next time Meet and kill me."

An Luo: "...Yes, you are very good. But he may not recognize you."

Chu Ming said: "It's true, my disguise is still very good."

The broker listened silently.He knew that Chu Ming didn't intend to hide his identity from him.

Of course, he didn't show his identity on purpose.

Since he is old with the original author, don't worry about him messing up An Luo's interview this time.I just don't know if he happened to be friends with the author, or if he has some other relationship.

But no matter what, as long as he won't affect An Luo's interview, the manager is relieved.

When Chu Ming arrived at the venue, he realized that he was overthinking.

A little assistant like him couldn't see the original author at the venue.

The original author is sitting in the small room with the director, the film dealer, and others to interview actors, and his small role can only stay in the dressing room at the back.

Due to the popularity of Tianyu Company, coupled with the means of the agent, An Luo was allocated a separate small room for rest and make-up.

This is comparable to the treatment of second-tier stars.Therefore, the power of big companies and gold medal brokers is very strong.

Chu Ming looked eastward and westward, hesitating whether to talk to me, Yi Xuanyuan, worried and worried that his identity would be leaked.If it is leaked here, it will spread to the entire entertainment circle in minutes, and he will have no way to pretend.

I haven't met anyone who finds fault, so I'm not happy to leak it.

And I think Xuanyuan gritted his teeth last time and said that he must beat Chu Ming to death, Chu Ming was still a little scared.

If I want Xuanyuan to jump up and beat him up, will he fight back or fight back?

So obediently be a good assistant.

So Chu Ming thoughtfully handed over warm water: "Drink less, don't feel like peeing when you're acting."

An Luo was about to drink water, and now he was holding a water glass to drink, and it didn't mean he didn't drink or not.

Finally, he moistened his throat with warm water and put down the glass.

The agent babbled, "Xiao Wang, you don't need to do other things, just don't let others touch our things. Especially cosmetics and water."

An Luo is not qualified to bring his own makeup artist.But be careful, many stars will bring their own cosmetics, at least their own base makeup, for the makeup artist on the set to use.This will minimize the risk.

After all, as a star, the face is very important.

Chu Ming said: "Don't worry, anyone who wants to touch our things will step over my corpse!"

The manager was speechless: "...you don't have to do that."

Chu Ming waved his hand and watched the two leave.

He originally thought that he could take a look at An Luo's acting skills, but he didn't expect that he would stay behind.

Forget it, the manager can't be allowed to stay behind, so should he follow?

With nothing to do, Chu Ming took out his mobile phone to report Xiao Sheng's whereabouts, and then reported to Zhou Lu that he went to the actor selection venue of I Yi Xuanyuan in disguise, and that he would be a small assistant on the set this holiday, so Zhou Lu If you see it, don't expose yourself.

As for why Chu Ming thought he would be seen by Zhou Lu, of course it was because...he had nothing to say, he just wanted to chat with the editor and fuck him.

Zhou Lu replied coldly with a rolling eye expression.

Chu Ming cried and the editor ignored him.

Zhou Lu said: "You just need to remember the code words when you go to play."

Chu Ming thought for a while, okay, he used his mobile phone to code for a while.Next time, bring a notebook.Although the typing speed of a small notebook is not as fast as that of a dedicated keyboard, it is better to be able to write a little bit, which is always faster than a mobile phone.

Chu Ming wrote less than [-] characters when someone knocked on the door.

Chu Ming thought about it, but he didn't remember that the agent said that the door could not be opened, but he also didn't say that the door could be opened, so he called Bao Hu.

Bao Hu was a little worried about Chu Ming going to be an assistant.So Chu Ming's ringtone was set as a special reminder.

When Chu Ming called, Bao Hu, who was talking to his subordinates, immediately connected the phone: "What? What happened?"

Chu Ming said: "I'm staying at the back right now, someone knocked on the door. But the manager uncle didn't say if someone came and couldn't open the door. The manager is accompanying An Luo for the interview, so I can't call him. Brother Bao, Do you think I should open the door or not? What are the advantages and disadvantages of each?"

Bao Hu was speechless for a long while: "...you call me just because of this?"

"This is very important, I can't solve this, please help, I also want to be a good and responsible assistant. Hurry up, there is another knock on the door." Chu Ming urged.

Bao Hu thought for a while, but he didn't know whether to open the door or not.So he turned to the number one gold agent in front of him, his important partner, and said, "Xiao Chu said that someone is knocking on the door of the dressing room. Will he open it or not? What are the advantages and disadvantages of each?"

The person on the opposite side had a black line: "How do I know?"

Bao Hu said: "Aren't you a senior manager?"

The person on the opposite side was speechless: "Whether I open or not, there are ways to deal with it. What does this have to do with whether the door is opened or not? The soldiers came to cover the water and cover it up. If he wants to open it, he will open it if he wants to. If someone asks him, he will say that he doesn't know. He wants to get something." Just say that you can’t make the decision. If you don’t want to turn it on, you can pretend to be asleep. When others ask, they say they fell asleep listening to music with headphones on. Anyway, they all know that An Luo is not in it.”

So Bao Hu told Chu Ming this.

Chu Ming thought about it and decided not to open the door.

I didn't know what to say when I opened the door.

Just when he was about to pretend he didn't know, the manager's exasperated voice sounded at the door: "Why is the door locked? Xiao Wang, open the door, I'll get something."

Chu Ming 囧囧 opened the door with a godly spirit.Uh, the door is not locked, but the lock is a bit rusty, and the manager couldn't open it for a long time.

The agent picked up the phone and asked, "Why haven't you opened the door for so long?"

Chu Ming said honestly: "I thought it was a stranger. I didn't know whether to open it or not. Then I called Mr. Bao and asked someone else. The man said that he didn't know how to answer and pretended to be asleep."

Agent black line: "Well, it's my fault, I should have talked when I knocked on the door. You did the right thing. Next time someone knocks on the door, just pretend to be asleep."

Chu Ming nodded obediently, and the manager hurriedly left with his mobile phone.

I don't know if the entertainment industry is not as chaotic as Chu Ming imagined, or when An Luo was not popular enough to be targeted, Chu Ming slowly poked more than 1000 words with his mobile phone, An Luo's interview was over, and there was no one else knock on the door.

Chu Ming looked at An Luo, who looked tired but still very satisfied, and complained, "It's so boring, it's not as exciting as I imagined."

An Luo took two big sips of water before saying, "What more excitement do you want? Celebrities tearing you up or paparazzi besieging you?"

"It's all right." Chu Ming said, "This is my first day as an assistant. It's so boring that nothing happened."

An Luo was about to say something when he suddenly heard a scream ahead, followed by several screams in succession.

An Luo and his manager suddenly looked at Chu Ming.

Crow mouth!

Chu Ming touched his nose, is it my fault?

"Should I take a detour or take a look?" An Luo asked.

Brokers are hesitating.

He didn't know what event it was.If it's a tear, of course it's best to take a detour and pretend that you don't know.If it was an accident, go now, it is a black spot.

The manager originally wanted to ask his little assistant Chu Ming to take a look, but he immediately realized that Chu Ming was no little assistant, and said, "You two stay here and don't move around, I'll go and see what's going on."

An Luo pulled Chu Ming and said, "I know."

The manager knew that An Luo was quite reliable, so he nodded and followed the crowd.

An Luo looked around, pulled Chu Ming back to the original dressing room, and then sent a text message to his manager to inform him of his location.

"Stay here with peace of mind and wait for the manager to come back." An Luo whispered, "Aren't you a cat? Why do you still have the talent of a crow's mouth?"

Chu Ming said: "I really can't blame me for this. Don't blame me for everything."

While the two were waiting for their manager to return, the one who came first was not the manager.

I thought Xuanyuan poked his head in and asked, "Why are you still here?"

An Luo hurriedly said: "Hello, Mr. Xuan. I don't know what happened in front of me, and many people crowded together. The manager went to see what's going on. I'll come back here and wait."

I thought Xuanyuan nodded: "I see, then just wait, I'll go and see what's going on."

Just as I was talking, I thought Xuanyuan looked at Chu Ming suspiciously, and I always felt that this person looked familiar.

Chu Ming lowered his head, hesitating whether to speak or not.

If it's an ordinary assistant, you should greet him, right?If you don't greet the original author, aren't you looking for trouble for your own star?

But when you speak...

Chu Ming suppressed his voice and said, "Mr. Xuan, hello, cough cough."

An Luo hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Xuan, Xiao Wang has a cold and his throat feels uncomfortable."

I thought Xuanyuan hesitated for a moment, but there was another scream, so he let go of his doubts and hurried to see what happened.

His TV series started filming, but nothing could happen.

Chu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Fortunately, I've been fooled."

An Luo said: "Why don't you go back first? It's too messy here."

Chu Ming said: "I'm here to protect your safety. It's because of the chaos that I can't leave. But I have to send a text message to Brother Xiao first to let Brother Xiao know about it. I heard from Brother Xiao that today's itinerary It’s a meeting, and it’s estimated to last until early in the morning. I hope my text messages won’t affect him.”

An Luo thought for a while, and said: "It's not good not to say. You just say that there was an accident on the set, and you are watching, and you will think about safety. Then you say a few words of concern, making Mr. Xiao think it's just an ordinary greeting. Do you know what happened here?"

Chu Ming nodded, edited the text message and sent it.

After another five or six minutes, the agent came in with a sullen face and said, "Let's go first."

An Luo asked, "What happened?"

The agent sighed: "No accident. Xiao Gu's lover came here with a big belly, and Xiao Gu's wife also came, and then the two started fighting. The lover seemed to have a miscarriage, bleeding all over the place. Xiao Gu was very angry. beat his wife."

An Luo and Chu Ming looked at each other.That's bad luck.

"Isn't Xiao Gu always known as a good man from the Gu family who loves his wife?" An Luo said, "I didn't expect such a thing to happen."

Chu Ming said: "Forget it, it's not our business, let's slip away quickly. Don't be surrounded by paparazzi at that time, let you express a few words of reflection. Everything you say now is wrong, and we will talk about it when the truth comes out."

Although it must be a male scum that can't escape.

An Luo nodded, and the three of them sneaked around the crowd to pick up the car and leave.

Along the way, Chu Ming met many familiar celebrities, all of whom sneaked away.

Chu Ming thinks that Xuanyuan is really unlucky for me, so please comfort him later.

I think Xuanyuan definitely doesn't want to use this kind of low-pitched news to hype up his TV series.

When Chu Ming returned home, the quick-witted paparazzi had already sent out the news.Looking at the distorted pictures, Chu Ming sighed deeply.

But it has nothing to do with him...

Wait, why does this person look familiar?

Chu Ming thought for a while, clicked on Xiao Gu's photo, and found very depressed that he had actually seen the photo of this person.

He is Xiao Sheng's distant cousin.The far kind.

"Don't get involved with Brother Xiao, right? Probably not." Chu Ming said in a nasty voice, "When Brother Xiao comes back, let's talk to him. It's really bad luck."

Chu Ming thought about it, and felt that he had more than this memory of him.He searched for that person's information again, and then silently wanted to cry.

The most unlucky person now is not Brother Xiao, but him! ! !

My day! ! !This is actually just settled, the protagonist of the infinite movie!

I call him uncle! ! ! ! !

Chu Ming decided to make an appointment with Xuanyuan, my brother and brother, and wept bitterly! ! !