The great god of the literary world is a meow

"Wow..." Chu Ming looked at the dazzling array of food piled up like a mountain, his eyes sparkled.

Xiao Sheng who followed behind him looked helpless.

Xiao Sheng had already posted online to ask about dating strategies when Chu Ming was still arguing.

As a CEO who should have killed at least a hundred people, he was really unqualified to be a CEO even if he had to secretly seek help from netizens on the Internet for an appointment.

Although the netizens made fun of it, most of them gave suggestions enthusiastically.

Xiao Sheng glanced at it and found that it was full of food.

The difference is roughly whether to eat sweet or salty, to go to a high-end restaurant or a roadside stall, whether to watch a movie after a meal or to eat on the road or continue to change places.

Xiao Sheng's black line, besides eating, do you have anything else?

Netizens have indifferent faces, isn't dating just eating and drinking, what else can there be?

Xiao Sheng retreated.

Well, Chinese people, the deep obsession with eating is manifested in all aspects.

Although Xiao Sheng really wanted to have something special and romantic on the first date—although he didn’t know much about it, seeing what the netizens were talking about, Xiao Sheng thought again, the first date should be done according to the public, at least it won’t go wrong .

Be ingenious and think about it later.

So Xiao Sheng was going to book a high-end restaurant, with several stars, like the revolving restaurant on the top floor.

As a first date, it is barely enough.

However, Xiao Sheng knows that his cat has a big idea. If the place he ordered is not what he likes to eat, even though his cat can't say anything, he will feel distressed if he doesn't like eating.So he chose a few restaurants and asked Chu Ming to choose.

This kind of expensive restaurant is impossible to be full during non-holidays.Book or something, just say to book the best viewing position.

According to Chu Ming's temperament that every time he went to the restaurant to eat, he would concentrate on his affairs and never look up from the window. If he didn't look at the scenery, let's forget it.It's more important to let Chu Ming choose one he likes to eat.

President Xiao, he is so down-to-earth, it is not false at all.

"Eat?" Chu Ming blinked and said quickly, "I want to eat buffet!"

Xiao Sheng: "..."

Xiao Sheng: "Self-help veto."

He still had lingering fears about Chu Ming's diarrhea last time, absolutely not.

"Didn't you just listen to me on the first date? I want to eat buffet, I want to eat buffet." Chu Ming was persistent.

There is an obsession called the more forbidden, the more you want to go. After being banned from eating the buffet, Chu Ming has been thinking about this.Finally got the chance today!

"... Be good, self-service is not fresh." Xiao Sheng's current mood is probably the helplessness of parents who have to deal with the poor children who have a bad stomach and want to eat junk food.

A buffet for four to five hundred people is equivalent to junk food on the roadside.Okay, it's very bossy.

Chu Ming looked aggrieved: "I've agreed to choose. This is my lifelong request."

Xiao Sheng supported his forehead.

Here we go again, this sentence... lifelong request or something, can you ask for a better one?

In the end, Xiao Sheng, who couldn't bear to be unhappy on his first date, had no choice but to give in, and chose the most expensive buffet, and asked Chu Ming to eat.

Chu Ming made a V to Xiao Sheng, and Xiao Sheng felt even more headache.

Now that the two of them came to the cafeteria, Xiao Sheng kept whispering in Chu Ming's ear: "Don't overeat what you like, and don't make your stomach full. Take raw food and cooked food separately, and don't eat ice cream in one bite..."

Chu Ming nodded perfunctorily, then quickly took a lot of food and happily ate it.

Xiao Sheng looked at a plate of sashimi, a plate of grilled prawns, a plate of cake and a cup of ice cream on the table, and felt that he was talking for nothing.

"...I'll get it for you later." Xiao Sheng had no choice but to resort to the last resort.

However, Chu Ming didn't accept the move: "It's interesting to take it yourself when you eat buffet."

Xiao Sheng sighed.

"If you eat badly this time, I will never take you to the buffet in the future!" Xiao Sheng threatened.

Chu Ming looked at the ice cream in his hand.But a bite of ice cream and a bite of barbecue is really good!His stomach should be fine.

As for having diarrhea for half a month, loss of appetite for several months, and successful weight loss in the end, Chu Ming had already forgotten about it.

Don't remember the painful things.

Xiao Sheng: I beg you to remember.

Chu Ming muttered: "If you don't take me there, I can come by myself."

Now there is a lot of time to change people, he has money and friends, he can invite friends to have a buffet together.

"Huh?" Xiao Sheng smiled.

Chu Ming said dejectedly: "Okay, I get it. I'll have a hot drink after eating this ice cream. I'll also take less raw and cold seafood."

Although QAQ can spend his own money to invite friends, but seeing that the owner is rarely angry behind his back, Chu Ming feels that it is better not to disobey the owner at this time.

Seeing that Chu Ming finally compromised, Xiao Sheng breathed a sigh of relief.

When he went out to eat, he didn't want to nag, but remembering that Chu Ming had been offended by eating buffet, he couldn't do it without nag.

After Chu Ming ate and drank for a while, his eating speed finally slowed down, and he was free to chat with Xiao Sheng.

"Brother Xiao, I didn't expect filming to be like that." Chu Ming was able to talk about the crew recently, "Looking at what they filmed, I, the original author, can't even tell what they are filming!"

"That's right." Xiao Sheng, who actually knew nothing about filmmaking and never cared about it, thought about what the director said when chatting with Chu Ming, and replied calmly, "After editing and adding special effects, I can understand it." .”

Chu Ming nodded: "Yeah, that's what the director said. Brother Xiao, you are really good. You are obviously not in the same industry, so why do you know everything."

It's just a little chat skill.Xiao Sheng continued to calmly said: "Although they are not in the same industry, they have come into contact with many classes. All walks of life must have a little understanding, otherwise there is no way to communicate."

Chu Ming stared at him.

Sure enough, the president is the president, and his interpersonal skills alone are outstanding!

Apart from talking about business affairs, he seldom makes friendships. His business status depends entirely on his steady and accurate vision and means. When he contacts people, he does not rely on being slick but on the benefits that others cannot refuse and his own excellent ability. President Xiao has a red face Accepted the worship of Chu Big Cat.

"When I was filming with the crew, I received a lot of business cards." Chu Ming said again, "They all asked me if I should be a star."

Xiao Sheng thought of Chu Ming's stiff look in front of the camera, so he couldn't help laughing and said, "You pushed everything?"

"Well." Of course Chu Ming would not reveal his faults, saying that he was at a loss in front of the camera, "I asked them if they could guarantee the normal working hours from [-] to [-] after becoming celebrities, and after the normal vacations on statutory holidays, they would Give it all up."

Xiao Sheng had just taken a sip of lemonade, and when he heard Chu Ming's words, he almost choked on laughter: "That's a good reason, let's answer like this in the future."

Chu Ming proudly said, "For this reason, I've thought about it for a long time. It's really not easy to find a reason if you don't lose face, and you can quickly reject it without being entangled."

Xiao Sheng lowered his head, hiding his smile.

Chu Ming, who has to worry about such a small matter for a long time, is so...cute?Well, it's really cute.

In fact, after Chu Ming said such a long paragraph, it was better to use one word, "lazy".

Too lazy to be a star, tired.

"However, it feels good to be liked by so many people." Chu Ming propped his chin and said, "The one who plays Iron Man named Tolliver is a very famous star in the United States, right? Every time he appears on the set, there will be a crowd Men and women looked at him with red eyes, as if they wanted to tear him apart and swallow him."

Xiao Sheng said: "Then think about it, if you were the one being looked at, would you feel happy?"

Chu Ming couldn't help shivering as he thought about the scene where a group of people looked at him with eyes that wanted to tear him apart.

"Forget it." Chu Ming said, "I don't want to be a star."

Although the onlookers feel very envious, but replacing the protagonist with yourself, why is it so scary?

He will definitely blow up!

Xiao Sheng listened to Chu Ming continue to talk about the things he encountered in the crew. There were male celebrities who called him brothers, female celebrities who wanted to take advantage of him, and investors who came out of nowhere who thought he was a starlet. Take care of him.Obviously Xiao Sheng stayed by Chu Ming's side most of the time, but Chu Ming still experienced many things that he didn't know about.

Maybe it was because when the cat held back for a long time and Chu Ming became a human being, he started chattering in front of Xiao Sheng.

He likes to ramble and share what he has experienced with Xiao Sheng.No matter how cumbersome and trivial or even boring those things are.

Xiao Sheng was also willing to listen.

Xiao Sheng would occasionally say a few words about himself, but most of the time he just listened.Chu Ming probably felt that the things that the president encountered were too boring. Besides work, it was work, and he was not as good as himself.

Xiao Sheng thought about it, well, excluding the part of his life that intersects with Chu Ming, it is indeed work except work, which is really boring.

In fact, is there really nothing to talk about around President Xiao?Of course it's not like that, at least the men and women who want to meet and hook up together are enough for President Xiao to talk about for a long time.

It's just that Xiao Sheng never noticed those, and the winking eyes of those people were all thrown to the blind man.So Xiao Sheng didn't notice it himself, so naturally he wouldn't bring it up.

After Xiao Sheng stopped Chu Ming, who had a round belly, and wanted to continue taking food, and took Chu Ming home with a face full of regret, Xiao Sheng saw that he had washed and dried his hair, and was lying on his back on his lap. Let him rub his belly to speed up the digestion of big cats.Xiao Sheng suddenly thought, today seems to be a date.

But does it count as a date?How do you feel the same as usual?

When he and Chu Ming went out on weekdays, they also ate and chatted. If it wasn't for this time, President Xiao, who fell in love with shopping for his cat, would take Chu Ming to the mall to buy things.

President Xiao was dissatisfied, and the two of them finally figured out how to live the same as usual after the drastic changes in their relationship.

Shouldn't he just go home, he should take Chu Ming for a stroll... By the way, watch a movie!

Then Xiao Sheng looked at the sleeping cat on his lap and sighed.

Watching a movie with a lover who gets sleepy when he's full, turns into a cat when he gets home, and throws his clothes all over the place?

Chu Ming would accuse him of cat abuse.

Resigned to his fate, Xiao Sheng took the cat to the bedroom, and after tidying up by himself, he slept next to his cat.

Forget it, date or something, let's talk about it when I wake up.

……

When Xiao Sheng woke up the next day, the hardworking big cat had already gotten up to type.

He went to bed after eating enough last night, without code words.

This update, no matter how many manuscripts are saved, you have to code every day.Once the update is broken, I don't want to write for a long time.

Just looking at Chu Ming slowly poking the keyboard with his cat's paw, Xiao Sheng couldn't believe how serious he was when he coded.

Seeing Xiao Sheng get up, Chu Ming jumped off the table and said humanely, "The meal is ready, try it?"

Xiao Sheng turned pale with shock: "Have you cooked?"

Although the rented house has all the equipment, there are no ingredients in the refrigerator, right?

"I got up and bought some ingredients at the nearby supermarket." Chu Ming scratched his head and said, "Actually, I'm pretty good at cooking, but I forgot about it after being a cat for a long time, and I just remembered it a while ago."

Xiao Sheng already knew that Chu Ming could cook, and Chu Ming himself complained that if he could become a human being, he wouldn't have to eat takeaway every day.

He was proud of it. Whose cat can cook?

But even after Chu Ming became a human being, the two of them still ate takeaway food and didn't mention it.

Chu Ming simply forgot.

In the past few years, he has been used to eating takeaway, and he has forgotten to cook.Chu Ming himself was lazy like a cat again, always thinking about cooking by himself, but it was just thinking about it, and he never put it into practice.

As for why I got up early in the morning to cook, it's probably because of... ahem, falling in love.

Chu Ming felt that there was nothing he could do for Xiao Sheng, except to be cute, maybe... that is, to keep Xiao Sheng away from takeout?

But he hadn't cooked for several years, and Chu Ming didn't know how he was doing.

Chu Ming's breakfast was very simple. He boiled a pot of porridge, fried two poached eggs, and mixed a plate of shredded lettuce as a meal.

Although it was simple, when no one was cooking, Xiao Sheng and Chu Ming would have breakfast in a small restaurant outside after getting up for a run.

The breakfast in the small restaurant is of course varied and delicious.But after Xiao Sheng ate this simple breakfast, he felt that the taste was the best he had eaten in the past ten years.

It is better than the variety of buffet breakfast in the hotel.

Only the breakfast when my parents were still in my memory can compare.

Xiao Sheng felt that his eyes were a little sore since he hadn't eaten a meal cooked by his family at his home for more than ten years.

Chu Ming was a little at a loss.He didn't expect Xiao Sheng to show such...so...fragile expression just for breakfast.

Chu Ming repented, and Chu Ming felt guilty.He knew for a long time that Xiao Sheng lacked the warmth of home, but because he was lazy, he never thought of cooking for Xiao Sheng.

As a cat doing nothing, he only knows how to sleep and play, but he doesn't know how to cook for his owner!

What a disgrace to the cat family!Being a cat can't be so shameless!

Cats: Meow meow meow? ? ?

"I'm tired of eating takeaway." As a considerate cat, Chu Ming would not poke Xiao Sheng's wound, "Although I'm poor at craftsmanship, I still want to do it myself when I have time. Don't be picky about the owner, I don't want to Eat takeout every day!"

Xiao Sheng laughed: "If you have time, you can do it if you want. It's just that when I was doing it before, why would you rather eat takeaway?"

Chu Ming died fish eyes: "Because you are too tired to cook, whether it is ingredients or seasonings, you have to weigh them on the scale first, and strictly follow the recipe. You also need to set the timer to watch. Why don't you order takeaway. "

The owner was already busy with work, and had to go home to cook for the cat. He was still so entangled in cooking, even if Chu Ming didn't want to eat takeaway, he had to say he wanted it.

It is enough for the owner to make money to support his family, how can he increase the burden on the owner?

Xiao Sheng felt a little embarrassed.

He really doesn't have much talent for cooking, but he thinks he can save a little bit.

Try again when you are free?

Even if he doesn't follow the recipe, doesn't need a scale and a timer, he can still make a table of delicious meals, right?

Then shortly thereafter, Chu Ming issued a ban on Xiao Sheng from entering the kitchen, which is a later story.

Chu Ming cooks, Xiao Sheng should do the washing up.

However, there is a dishwasher in the rented villa, so you only need to put the pots and pans in it, and it is not troublesome.Xiao Sheng also needed to wipe the stove or something.

Cooking is indeed a talent.Chu Ming hasn't touched kitchen utensils for several years, the porridge boiled today is still so fragrant, the fried poached eggs are still so perfect, and the shredded lettuce is still so crisp and refreshing.

It's just that the knife skills for shredded lettuce have to be practiced.

After cooking, Chu Ming found that it didn't take that much effort. It seemed that after returning to China, he could pick up his cooking skills.

Xiao Sheng came here to deal with work, so he didn't often accompany Chu Ming to the set.

However, when the two were on the set at the same time, although they thought they were the same as usual, the crew said that they were blinded by the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

Its specific manifestation is that the expressions of the two people are so much like those who are in love. Even if they talk to different people separately, they will have a "look back, look at each other, and smile softly" from time to time, which makes people around Toothaches and toothaches have been expressed, saying that they need to change to a more powerful toothpaste.

"Maybe you just have tooth decay." Chu Ming said to Tolliver who ran over to protest.

The corner of the popular superstar Tolliver's mouth twitched: "You should hurry back to your country! You are too distracting in the crew!"

"You used to say that you were a fan of my readers, but now you dislike me." Chu Ming felt heartbroken, "A man who has slept all over the Victoria's Secret show is still sour on other people's love, who will give you face."

Tolliver: "...I hate you, I hate you, my brother won't be so poisonous!"

Chu Ming said: "You speak Chinese really well."

Tolliver: "Thanks for the compliment."

Chu Ming: "You're welcome."

Then the two happily chatted about the drama they were following recently.

Onlookers:? ? ? ? ?

The topic of conversation between the two of them jumped too much, right?

The director smiled and said to Xiao Sheng: "The two of you are like children at heart."

Xiao Sheng nodded.

He knew that this actor was very optimistic about the director and had worked with him many times. The director was worried that Toliver would be ignorant, and he would be unhappy if he hooked up with Chu Ming in front of him, but the director really thought too much.

Xiao Sheng never restricts Chu Ming from making friends normally, unless he thinks there is something wrong with this friend.

However, although Chu Ming looked innocent, he probably was innocent in fact, but he had a kind of intuition unique to cats.He has never actively selected, but the people he can talk to are all people of good character.

For example, the actor who played Peter looked very friendly and well-behaved, while the actor who played Iron Man looked very unruly and difficult to mess with. Chu Ming quickly got acquainted with Tolliver, and he and the guy who was in the crew almost every day The actor who plays Peter doesn't talk much.

Although Xiao Sheng is not from the entertainment industry, but he wants to know the things behind these people in the entertainment industry, and he can know clearly immediately.

Tolliver does have a lot of gossip news, but there is nothing wrong with his character, and gossip news is what you like.

And the actor who played Peter cannot be said to have a character problem, but the city is very deep, and it doesn't match the simple and well-behaved appearance at all.

However, whether it is in the entertainment industry or other industries, the law of the jungle seems cruel but it is also normal.It's just that hypocrisy and tact are not a problem in the entertainment industry. The actor didn't do anything bad, and he couldn't even have any ill intentions towards Chu Ming.

Chu Ming could intuitively choose the most innocent and honest person from all the people who radiated kindness to him, Xiao Sheng felt that maybe he could feel more at ease.

It’s not enough for Xiao Sheng to make complaints about Toliver’s silly and sweet appearance and his wandering personality, but he has not been caught by anyone until now, and he has successfully climbed to his current position in the entertainment industry, and his family There is no background, I can only sigh that luck is good.

So the silly big star and the big cat Chu in the daytime hit it off, and soon became friends and exchanged personal contact information in the eyes of their respective breeders/brokers, and said that even if they are separated from each other in the future, they will never be broken. Contact fades friendship.When Chu Ming returned to the country, the two even staged a farewell scene with tears in their eyes.

Xiao Sheng said that although he is not jealous, even though he is really not jealous, he really wants to put aside that person who has become acquainted with his cat for no reason, okay?

What if this kind of bad boy leads his cat badly!

Fortunately, I am back home.

Xiao Sheng was very grateful to Zhou Lu who urged Chu Ming back home and asked him to participate in the author conference.

Zhou Lu: You are my pillar!How can you not give me face and not come to the author conference? !Do you pretend that I don't know that you have nothing to do in the crew, just play around? !

Chu Ming: The editor is right, the editor is wise and powerful, and the little one will be right back to support you!

Zhou Lu: Consider your acquaintance!

"Actually, it's okay if I don't participate, right?" In private, Chu Ming slandered Xiao Sheng, "And after Brother Zhou was promoted to deputy editor-in-chief, there are so many great masters under him, how can I be a pillar."

"Zhou Lu thinks that even if you have a backer, it's better to give Wenwang a face and make Wenwang's high-level executives feel more comfortable, which will be good for you in the future." Xiao Sheng said, "And the author conference will meet many authors. There will be many activities, and you can also get acquainted with other authors and exchange writing experiences. For newcomers, it really shouldn’t be missed.”

Even if there is a background, I still treat myself as a person without a background and walk step by step.That's what Zhou Lu meant.

Chu Ming said: "Master, I don't want to hear you say this."

Xiao Sheng was puzzled: "What do you want to hear?"

Chu Ming was not happy: "You should say that although Brother Zhou has many masters, I am the one with the most potential, and I am also Brother Zhou's direct descendant, so I am indeed a pillar."

Xiao Sheng: "..."

as long as you are happy.