The great god of the literary world is a meow

Before crossing, Chu Ming was also one of the idiots who often brushed "The country owes me a cock" under various cock pictures.

Today he was actually able to hold a real roll.

Do you want to post a face blog to show off?

"Then put Tiger King's head on my head." Chu Ming said.

"Okay." Xiao Sheng said, "Be careful, the panda has great strength and its teeth are sharp."

"I know." Chu Ming was completely fascinated by the huggable picture.

Xiao Sheng sighed, thinking to himself, he had to watch more.

Bao You was also very excited.

Originally, he wasn't very interested in pandas, but seeing Chu Ming's happy eyes shining brightly, he was also aroused and looked forward to rubbing pandas.

Xiao Sheng felt that he was like a teacher who took two children on a spring outing.

When we arrived at the panda breeding base, some staff members were already waiting outside.

After Chu Ming and the others listened to the precautions, they put on full armor before going indoors to see the pandas.

Chu Ming and the others must be looking at the little panda... er, the little giant panda.If it is an adult panda, it will play tricks on you and kill you.Although juvenile pandas have claws and teeth, wearing protective clothing can basically protect their bodies from harm.

Because the immunity of the pandas is too young, Chu Ming and others chose the bear pandas.Small in stature and particularly strong in mobility, the kind who clings to parents and nurses every day and doesn't let go.

The two panda breeders who accompanied Chu Ming, Xiao Sheng, and Bao You were named Yang Qiu and Wei Weiwei. They were collectively referred to as Daddy Yang and Nanny Wei on the Internet.Although the nickname was very silly, the two of them were very proud of it, making Chu Ming and others call themselves that.

Due to the warm weather, the black and white dumplings are all outside basking in the sun.As soon as Yang Qiu and Wei Weiwei pushed the door and went in, several black and white dumpling rushed over, their speed was so fast that it didn't match their stupid and cute appearance at all.

Chu Ming stared dumbfounded at the black and white dumpling that instantly occupied the thighs of his parents and nurses, and began to climb up persistently. The little claws scratched white marks on the protective clothes. He thought, if he didn't wear protective clothing, Convince, this scratch is full of blood.

Yang Qiu and Wei Weiwei are very used to this kind of scene.He pulled the black and white dumpling off his legs first, and then pushed it outside, walking while pushing, the black and white dumpling hugged their legs and was dragged away.

When the two put down the pot of milk, the black and white dumplings were attracted by the food, and finally let go of the poor legs of their parents.

"When they are full, we can play with them for a while." Yang Qiu said with a smile, "But they are very lazy and have nothing to play with. It's probably enough to hug and take a picture."

Chu Ming's hand that wanted to touch the panda was already about to move, and he couldn't control it.

He watched eagerly the black and white dumpling licking and licking in front of the pot of milk, then leaned into Xiao Sheng's ear and whispered, "Can't you really turn into a cat? I think I can beat such a small panda."

Xiao Sheng's black line, isn't this a question of whether he can beat it?

"Why do you always want to be a cat?" Xiao Sheng asked.

Chu Ming said: "Because I want to ride a panda, ride a panda! But I can't ride a human, right?"

Xiao Sheng patted Chu Ming's head: "Don't think about it, hold on, go hug the little pandas. They've finished drinking."

The little dumplings who quickly settled their own pots of milk climbed up in front of their parents and nurses to play mischievous tricks.

Sitting on the stone, the nurses and parents took out the toolbox and wiped the ears, combed the hair and checked the anus of this group of small groups.

Hmm... health check.

Chu Ming felt very ashamed seeing the short tail pinched up, revealing the little ball of chrysanthemum.

As a cat, he knew this shame all too well.

Because when a cat raises its tail, it will reveal its chrysanthemum.

In order to block the chrysanthemum, Chu Ming tried various tail widths, and had already maintained this tail width.

Other cats walk with their tails upright, but Chu Ming walks with their tails down, keeping the tip of their tails from dragging the ground.

Uh... the thinking is too divergent.

"You can hold pandas now, so hurry up." Xiao Sheng reminded.

Bao You has already started rubbing the panda.

A full-fed panda is very docile, even if it is a stranger's breath, if you grab it and rub it, it just lies silently and lets Twolegs' salty pig's hands touch it.

Chu Ming stared at a giant panda with a particularly round head and picked it up. As soon as he picked it up, he felt something was wrong.

He seemed to vaguely know what the panda was thinking.

Of course, this does not mean that pandas have human thinking.But he can feel the panda's affection, just like communicating with other animals when he is a cat.

Is this the talent of goblins?

In order to verify whether his feeling was correct, Chu Ming said to Yang Qiu, "This panda seems to have something stuck in its paw."

Yang Qiu immediately took the panda in Chu Ming's arms, and took out a magnifying glass from the toolbox to have a look: "Oh, this troublemaker, where did he grab things randomly, why did he get a wooden thorn in the gap between his paws."

After finishing speaking, Yang Qiu picked up the small clip and pulled out the thorn for the panda.

Except for the head, the panda was still stupidly dumb, motionless, as if it didn't know the pain.

"Very brave, not making a fuss." Yang Qiu rubbed the panda's round head and praised.

Chu Ming slandered.No, it only feels pain and is too lazy to move.

That's right, it's lazy.

Chu Ming took the panda from Yang Qiu's hands, and said to it, "You're so lazy, are you still a panda?"

Black and White Tuanzi looked up at Chu Ming, probably because he didn't quite understand why he could understand what Chu Ming meant.Then, it lowered its head and continued to be lazy.

"Take a picture?" Xiao Sheng picked up his phone and asked.

"Okay." Chu Ming sat on the wooden shelf and put the lazy panda on his lap, "It would be great if there were a few more pandas to surround me like they surrounded Grandma Yang."

As soon as Chu Ming finished speaking, all the pandas in the vicinity crawled towards him, including the pandas in the arms of the nurses, who struggled to jump to the ground.

Then, there were pandas all around Chu Ming's feet, squatting and looking at Chu Ming very obediently.

Chu Ming: "..."

She can really understand what he said, and...it really saves her face.

"What's the matter?" Bao You stared dumbfounded at the panda he was masturbating abandoning him, and ran to Chu Ming's hand to lie on his stomach. "Could it be that Chu Ming is actually a panda spirit? Or a panda king?"

Xiao Sheng's black line.Chu Ming is actually a cat demon... Do demon animals have such great leadership over other animals?

"It seems that the dumplings like you very much." The parents were not jealous, but took out their mobile phones to pat them.

I took a photo of it and posted it on my face blog to share with everyone.

The Gun Guns around Chu Ming were not as bearish as they were in front of their parents, they were all obedient.Chu Ming picked up one dumpling, put it down after playing for a while, then picked up another dumpling.

The dumplings all let Chu Ming carry them around, and they cooperated very well.

Xiao Sheng took several photos of Chu Ming, and finally couldn't help but whispered in Chu Ming's ear: "Don't go too far."

Chu Ming blinked his eyes and said, "Okay, the filming is over, you can continue playing."

Then Gun Gun obediently returned to where they were playing just now.The few rolls on the nannies and nannies quickly continued to seize the good positions on the nannies and nannies, pushing me and biting you.

"This is really strange." Bao You said, "Could it be that pandas also look at faces?"

How did you get it on your face?How jealous are you of my face?Chu Ming said nonsense: "Maybe, I have always had a good relationship with animals."

When such a miraculous incident happened, Xiao Sheng was afraid that Chu Ming would do something even more miraculous, so he hurriedly said that there was still something to do, and left the panda breeding base early.

Although Chu Ming was very reluctant and wanted to go and see the grown-up giant pandas, but when the owner was reasonable, Chu Ming was reluctant to be more obedient.Xiao Sheng said to go, and he followed suit.

Before leaving, Yang Qiu and Wei Weiwei asked Chu Ming if they could post his photo on the official Facebook.Chu Ming agreed, but asked to cover his face.

Although Yang Qiu and Wei Weiwei feel a little regretful, such a good-looking face and such a cute roll are a perfect match.But the parties have said so, and the two still respect the opinions of the parties.

When Yang Qiu was posting his face, he suddenly said: "Sister Wei, I think that Chu person looks familiar."

Wei Weiwei said: "Does it look familiar? When you say that, I also feel a bit familiar. Could it be some celebrity?"

Yang Qiu thought about it, searched it with image search software, and found it: "Fuck! It's His Majesty the Tiger King!"

Wei Weiwei hadn't read His Majesty the Tiger King's articles, but she had watched the TV series.

She said: "I just said why it looks so familiar, I've seen his emoji on Facebook."

"Wow, shit, shit!" Yang Qiu was speechless.

Wei Weiwei asked curiously, "What? Are you his fan?"

Yang Qiu said: "I am his reader, from the very first article!"

"...Uh, how do I think you don't look like his fan, but want to gnash your teeth instead."

Yang Qiuhei said with a sullen face: "Of course he gritted his teeth! Do you know how many boxes of lunch he has distributed in this article? Especially in the recent period, almost every chapter will kill people! Forget it, he insisted on emphasizing in the article, The number of chapters where the protagonist's team dies is getting closer, let's be mentally prepared! I don't want to know this kind of spoiler at all! I don't want to be mentally prepared for this at all?!"

"If I knew he was His Majesty the Tiger King, I would definitely give him panda hair!"

Wei Weiwei looked at Yang Qiu's furious look, and couldn't help being curious.What kind of article is this? Yang Qiu loves and hates it, cursing and cursing, but he doesn't seem to say abandon the article.

Wei Weiwei couldn't help but click on Wenwang's mobile phone page to read His Majesty Tiger King's novels.Seeing this, he was out of control, and finally completed the two previous articles of His Majesty the Tiger King, and joined Yang Qiu's Sending the Blade Sect, becoming Chu Ming's black fan.

This is something later.

Now, Yang Qiu angrily posted Chu Ming's photo, and specially found the head of the big cat named His Majesty the Tiger King from Chu Ming's blog, and replaced Chu Ming's original handsome face.

Jinguancheng Panda Breeding Base: Today, a volunteer came to help take care of the pandas. As a result, the volunteer suspected that the pandas became sperm, and the pandas even abandoned their parents. (Skeleton face) What's even more sad is that when the volunteer who suspected that the panda became a spirit left, the poor daddy Yang remembered where he had seen the volunteer's face, and regretted not being able to put it in the picture [-] A gift of love for a loved one.

There are pictures of the Nine Palaces under the face blog, and the eight pictures of [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], and [-] are all pictures of Chu Ming holding different rolls and playing with them under the crowd of rolls, and the fifth picture has a very wrong style of painting. I found a bunch of blade advertisement pictures from the Internet.

The melon-eating crowd first came to see Gun Gun, then came to pay homage to the panda volunteers, and finally looked at the pile of razor blades and shouted "What's wrong with you, Daddy Yang!" Finally, one of the melon-eaters said: "This face seems familiar. "

"Isn't this just an ordinary cat's face? Can you see the original appearance of Panda Jingda from the cat's face upstairs?"

"I mean this cat face looks familiar, wait..."

Before this truth crowd appeared, another truth crowd popped up and said, "Look at my avatar, it's exactly the same."

Then the onlookers discovered that the cat face was indeed the profile picture of that person.

"It's not me, the panda spirit, my avatar is His Majesty the Tiger King! Could it be His Majesty the Tiger King who went to the Panda Base to have sex?"

"I also found it. It is indeed a 'selfie' of His Majesty the Tiger King. Looking at the domineering little eyes, that's right!"

"Your Majesty the Tiger King? The original author of Ping Pong? Isn't that right? Didn't Dad Yang want to send the blade?"

"If you send the blade, you can be sure, it must be His Majesty the Tiger King."

"So His Majesty Tiger King went to the Panda Base to sit in a harem of three thousand billows... Envious, I want to send the blade too."

After the real people guessed Chu Ming's identity, the official blog posted another face blog, circled His Majesty the Tiger King: @虎大王夏下, is Gun Gun very healing?So can the box lunch be given out less?

The accompanying picture is a grown-up Roller screaming loudly, with a ferocious expression, showing terrifying fangs.

The onlookers laughed like crazy.

The Rolling Reminders series has also become popular, and the Chu Mingwen is even more popular with panda topics. Some people ask if the panda essence belongs to His Majesty the Tiger King, and some ask how His Majesty the Tiger King is so fond of pandas. When His Majesty the Tiger King saw such a cute panda, did his heart heal?

After Chu Ming returned to the hotel, he opened the background and saw these messages.He asked Xiao Sheng for a photo, and P lost his head and posted it on his Facebook.

His Majesty Tiger King: Release a photo with Black and White Tuanzi.Probably we are all felines, so we are relatively close.

Chu Ming seldom blogged more, especially after the TV station became famous for his face, even less so.As soon as the blog was updated this time, a bunch of people exploded.

Except for some boring trolls who couldn't understand or pretended not to understand that Chu Ming was joking, and insisted on scolding Chu Ming for being ignorant and not knowing whether a panda was a bear or a cat, everyone else was a bunch of "hahahaha".

This reason is too perfunctory.

Chu Ming also mentioned this matter in the update, and then said that Gun Gun is indeed very healing, so... the following content will also be very healing, please don't send blades.

Looking at Chu Ming who was holding a mobile phone and smiling smirkingly while soaking in the hot spring, Xiao Sheng leaned over to take a look, and happened to see the words "healing".

Xiao Sheng said: "You won't die anymore? Or give them some vacation before they die, something everyday?"

Chu Ming said: "How is it possible? Tomorrow, the storyline will meet the Demon team, and then one person will die in one chapter. Didn't they say that it was too cruel for me to die a supporting role in almost one chapter? Now that one protagonist dies in one chapter, it will always be evened." Right? Haha, am I fair and healing?"

Xiao Sheng: "...the readers will really send you the blade."

Chu Ming said: "Anyway, you will be resurrected. If you can be resurrected, it is not called death. It is just a small setback."

After finishing speaking, Chu Ming continued to write messages happily.

"It's up to you." Xiao Sheng said, "Bao You really wants to bring the lone wolf to compete with you. But you and the Tiger King can't appear at the same time. Do you really want to compete?"

"Let's just say that I went to meet my classmates and went to play with them." Chu Ming said, "I've already received a challenge, so I definitely want to accept it. That stupid dog still wants to compete with me?"

"So why are you comparing yourself to a dog?" Xiao Sheng was helpless.

"Because this is the dignity of a cat." Chu Ming said seriously, "Cats are the overlords at the top of the pet world!"

"Okay, up to you..." Xiao Sheng felt that he was the most proficient in saying the word "up to you".

Chu Ming continued to swipe his phone, and then he didn't know what was funny when he saw something, so he turned his head and laughed on Xiao Sheng's body.

Because the hot spring in the hot spring villa was introduced into the pool on the first floor of the villa, the two of them just took a bath, wearing only a towel and taking a bath.

Because Xiao Sheng had ghosts in his heart, the bath towel was still wrapped around his waist. Chu Ming threw the bath towel on the shore a long time ago, and enjoyed the hot spring in his naked body.

When Chu Ming hugged, the two touched each other honestly, because the posture was a bit wrong, and Chu Ming's bird accidentally rubbed against Xiao Sheng's thigh.

Although Xiao Sheng was wearing a bath towel around his lower body, the bath towel floated up because of the buoyancy of the water.

Xiao Sheng immediately felt that something was wrong, but the president's ability to control his expression was very strong, at least he pretended to be calm on the surface.

Chu Ming couldn't do it, he immediately blushed, in the background of the steam in the hot spring pool, it was as if he had been steamed by the hot spring.

Chu Ming ate Ai Ai and said, "This is an accident! An accident!"

"Yeah." Xiao Sheng said calmly, "Be careful of slippery feet, don't fall."

"Oh." Chu Ming silently stood up straight, stretched out his hand and pulled off the bath towel on the bank to surround himself, then sat silently in the bathtub and continued to soak in the hot spring, feeling a little indescribably depressed.

I don't know why I'm depressed, but I'm just depressed, as if the owner is too calm, which makes me a little unhappy.

Seeing Chu Ming's expression, Xiao Sheng's heart skipped a beat.

But soon, he threw away his cranky thoughts.

Maybe Chu Ming just thought he was angry because his expression was too cold?

Xiao Sheng thought to himself, maybe this is the real situation.

Chu Ming also has thoughts about himself... Don't make up your mind.

Xiao Sheng changed the subject and said, "The training base is in the military area. Why don't you visit our military living area? I see that you are also interested in the military."

"Isn't it the same to visit in the form of a cat?" Chu Ming said, "maybe a cat can see things that people can't see."

Xiao Sheng said: "It's like running around. Don't go to any secret area, even cats will be shot to death."

"No, no, am I that ignorant?"

"Sometimes it is."

"Owner, I'm not happy."

"Then don't soak in the hot springs. Do you want to eat firewood chicken tonight?"

"Does my displeasure have anything to do with not taking a hot spring?"

"Eat?"

"eat……"

Xiao Sheng reached out and rubbed Chu Ming's wet hair: "Go take a shower and dry your hair. I'll call Bao You and ask him to get ready too."

"Will Brother Bao take Erha with him?"

"No, the lone wolf didn't come over."

……

Chu Ming ate a delicious firewood chicken—I have to say that the most delicious thing is the pot side bun, which is really amazing—after he had gathered up enough strength, he ushered in the cat and dog competition.

Bao You was just joking, he didn't expect Xiao Sheng to agree to such a shameless request.

"Hey, don't complain if you lose." Bao You patted Lone Wolf's dog's head triumphantly and said, "Son, do your best to Dad!"

"Aww!" The lone wolf flicked his tail, his handsome appearance really looked like that.

Chu Ming, lying in Xiao Sheng's arms, gave Lone Wolf a look of disdain coldly.

"By the way, where is Chu Ming? Isn't he going?" Bao You asked.

"Chu Ming went to see his classmates." Xiao Sheng said.

"That's a pity." Bao You said, "I can't let him see my son's heroic appearance."

Chu Ming snorted and buried his head in Xiao Sheng's arms to take a nap.

When this cat has enough energy, I will clean up the two of you.

What Bao You took Xiao Sheng and Chu Ming to was a military dog ​​training base, where there were many well-trained big dogs used for various tasks.

When Bao You arrived, the person who was waiting looked at Bao You with a bad expression: "Why did you bring your stupid son here again? Training huskies, thank you for thinking of it."

"Fifth, can you save me some face in front of Brother Xiao?" Bao You said unhappily, "Besides, after all, I have been trained by you for so long, is it better than a cat that has not been trained?"

The person Bao You called "Old Five" greeted Xiao Sheng, and then greeted Chu Ming: "Hey, such a spirited cat."

"Meow." Chu Ming responded.

"Can he understand me?" Lao Wu asked curiously.

"Tiger King is very spiritual." Xiao Sheng said, "Besides, he has also been trained."

"What?! Brother Xiao, you are not kind, you didn't tell me that Tiger King has been trained!" Bao Youguai shouted.

"You didn't ask." Xiao Sheng said, "Okay, how do we compare?"

"Haha, is there anyone who trains cats? But I remember that in various competitions with cats, those cats are really good." The fifth child laughed, "Maybe this can beat the lone wolf. Although I am the instructor of the lone wolf , but I have to say that if the lone wolf doesn't make two mistakes, it's still very good. But if a husky doesn't make two mistakes all the way..."

Bao You said angrily: "Who are you brother? Why don't you stand by me! Come on! Lone wolf! Take a few steps and show them! You have been reborn!"

The lone wolf listened to the order, walked in front of the group of people with steady steps, and then swayed his body, turned to one side, rolled his eyes, and stuck out his tongue.

Bao You: "..."