The great god of the literary world is a meow

Even though the claws would be abolished, Chu Ming still chose his dream.

He is a cat with dreams, a cat out of vulgar taste, and a cat with tenacious character.

He is a noble cat.

Xiao Sheng looked at his own Tiger King who was sitting on a specially-made chair, poking his paws at the keyboard with all his concentration, silently took out his phone, and took a photo of his cat.

Then he put a very complicated lock on the album with great care.

Speaking of Chu Ming's codewriting with cat paws, as a qualified breeder, Xiao Sheng also thought of many ways to reduce the burden of codewriting on his cat.

At first, Xiao Sheng wanted to order a large keyboard for Chu Ming, the kind that could press a key with a cat's paw.In this way, your own Tiger King can jump to the keyboard to code words without worrying about accidentally pressing other keys.

However, this idea was soon abandoned by Xiao Sheng.

It is obviously unrealistic to step on the keyboard to code words. If you step on a key all the time, you will type a series of characters.

Of course, this can be compensated by design.But even with such a large keyboard, Tiger King can only use two paws to code words. It is impossible for him to control the back paws and step on the letter keys of the keyboard precisely.

And even if King Tiger can do this, the speed of coding will not be faster than that of a small keyboard.Because the cat is that big, it moves its front paws in a small distance, and the code words in a large range are like a treadmill. Obviously, the former is faster and easier.

In the end, Xiao Sheng spent money to buy many keyboards for Chu Ming to test one by one. In the end, the keyboard Chu Ming chose was a mechanical keyboard specially designed for typing with extremely light keys.

The best code word movement that Chu Ming found out was to only stick out the nail in the middle, and use that nail to press the key.

This is equivalent to human beings using one finger of each left and right hand to code words.Although it is not as flexible as human fingers, but if it is proficient, it can also catch up with the typing speed of human mobile phones.

Therefore, Chu Ming chose the lightest button to reduce the burden on his claws.

Otherwise, if the keys are too hard, his nails might be broken.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but shed bitter tears for Chu Ming.

But even with good equipment, code words are too difficult for a cat.

Xiao Sheng counted the time, and sure enough, in about 10 minutes, his Tiger King fell to the side, in the shape of a lying corpse, his eyes were dull, and he felt like he was dying.

At this time, the breeder has to come on stage, first pick up the cat, then put it flat on the lap, rub the paws, rub the front legs, scratch the chin, smooth the back hair, and rub the soft belly.

"Meow~" Chu Ming stretched, jumped to the ground, stretched his body, and then jumped back on the chair to continue typing.

Xiao Sheng continued to process the unfinished documents next to Chu Ming, and after waiting for 10 minutes, he continued to rub his cat's paws.

Since Chu Ming started coding, Xiao Sheng, the president, has become more and more unprofessional, often leaving early, and even taking home unfinished documents to deal with, which made the two special assistants turn pale with fright.

Now both of them are sure that they will welcome a president's wife.

The special assistant often helps to deal with the private life of the president, but Xiao Sheng is a workaholic and usually has no hobbies. He just lives at work and at home, and goes to domestic or overseas villas for a short stay during the holidays.For the two siblings, Minglang and Mingli, there is nothing more worry-free.

After having the president's wife, these two people can't continue to be so leisurely.

Do you want to fall in love before getting married?Mr. Xiao is so unromantic, to please the little goblin, bah bah, to please the wife of the future president, you must have a special assistant to do it, right?

"Brother, do you think we are going to prepare a rose garden or a lavender garden?" Mingli looked at "The CEO's Millionaire Wife" in front of her, holding her face with a girlish expression.

Without raising his head, Ming Lang said, "Isn't it popular to contract fish ponds now? Let's prepare a fish pond."

Mingli: "..." Why does her brother always like to tell bad jokes?

"And didn't you say that Mr. Xiao actually went home to look at the cat?" Minglang continued, "The fish pond is very good, and the cat likes it. If you are in the botanical garden, prepare a piece of cat grass. Otherwise, catnip? "

"What kind of plant is Polygonum musculus?" Mingli seemed to be focusing on something wrong.

"Commonly known as kiwi fruit."

"That's right, it's the season for eating kiwis. Buy them when you go back tonight?"

"I like to eat the kind of yellow heart last time."

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The two gradually got involved in eating kiwi fruit. Let's take our eyes off these two special assistants and return to His Majesty the Tiger King.

Chu Ming also worked very hard for the code words.With those two little paws, he can already write [-] words in an hour.

Five hundred words!That's the speed of many authors!Even a cat can go five hundred per hour!Are you scumbag writers with a speed of [-] per hour guilty!

However, after every hour of writing, Chu Ming had to lie down for a long time.

Even if he writes for a while and rests for a while, after five hundred words, his front legs are too sore to lift.

Therefore, even if he is considered a full-time author, he eats, drinks, and sleeps in addition to coding. After a day, writing more than 3000 words is already against the sky.

But as a full-time author, a full-time author who wants to become a god, don't you feel embarrassed about [-] a day?

Chu Ming felt that he could give up the code words.

Compared with code words, he would rather be a carefree cat forever.

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Xiao Sheng couldn't laugh or cry: "Is it interesting that you meow and give up every day, and then continue to code?"

Chu Ming lay on his lap, yawning constantly: "Meow...ha...meow."

"Okay, you are decompressing." Xiao Sheng peeled off the top of the overripe kiwi fruit, took a small spoon, and scooped up a spoonful of the fruit.

Chu Ming opened his mouth and swallowed the pulp, then continued to close his eyes and wait for the next spoonful of pulp.

"It is said that cats will get drunk after eating kiwi fruit. Why don't you react at all?" Xiao Sheng took a tissue and wiped off the kiwi juice on the hair around his mouth for Chu Ming.

"Meow." Chu Ming gave Xiao Sheng a contemptuous look.

"Well, you're not a cat." Xiao Sheng stroked the cat's smooth fur while watching the table tennis match on TV.

This year, the national table tennis set a new record in history and actually reached the end of the qualifying round.

If they win this round, Huaguo will be eligible to participate in the Olympic table tennis competition.

Xiao Sheng is not interested in this kind of movement where his country is weak and his heart is blocked.But now Chu Ming's words are written in table tennis, and it is rare for the National Table Tennis Team to reach this point, so Xiao Sheng pays more attention to table tennis.

The technology here is more advanced than that of Chu Ming's time and space. For example, the live broadcast technology is much more powerful now, and watching the game is much more interesting.

The camera can follow the high-speed rotating ball to shoot, and zoom in on the ball. Coupled with the special pattern on the table tennis ball, the rotation and jump of the ball can be seen very clearly.

"Meow..." There is a feeling of watching a movie.Chu Ming thought.

His time and space also has this kind of photography capture technology, but because of the high cost, it will not be used in the game broadcast.And this kind of technology is already very popular here, so it will also be used in the live broadcast and rebroadcast of sports games.

If this kind of shooting is also popularized in his world, will there be more people watching table tennis, will there not be so many people who maliciously say that table tennis is not enjoyable, and the international table tennis competition will be cancelled?

Will there be more broadcasting and viewing of table tennis matches, and more sponsorship?

Chu Ming washed his face with his paws, and then scratched his ears.

Forget it, why think so much, he can't go back to that world anymore, and he can't hear those words that made him so angry and so sad.

However, it can be written in the text.

The author's heart is blocked, so naturally the readers must follow suit. This is a good author who can resonate with readers emotionally.

"If the national table tennis team can qualify for the Olympics this time, I will sponsor them with a set of the most advanced physical training equipment." Xiao Sheng seemed to see that his cat was in a bad mood, so he thought about how to make Chu Ming happy.At this time, you really want to buy, buy, buy, right?

"Meow?" Chu Ming scratched his ears, what was the owner talking about?

"But after you post the article." Xiao Sheng scratched the cat's chin and said, "Then I said, after reading your article, I was very touched and decided to make some contributions to the cause of table tennis."

Chu Ming's hair exploded.What is this for? !Pawn him and help him hype? !

"Meow meow meow meow!" Chu Ming hurriedly refused.

In fact, it’s not about how high his sense of morality is. Normal hype or promotion is a normal behavior. Those who have money promote themselves, and those who don’t have money also promote on the website.Of course, when the data is ready, the website will promote itself, and there is no need for the author to advertise for himself-promotion is also very expensive. If a book earns less than it spends, a fool will do this.

Can he earn the money of a complete set of physical training equipment for a book?Totally impossible!

If you have this money to pawn him, why not buy him dried fish!

"Xiao Yugan will not miss you." Xiao Sheng said, "Even without your book writing, if there is a breakthrough in a national sport, many companies will sponsor it. This is advertising for the company and giving the company Build a positive image. I'm just taking you along."

"Meow!" Chu Ming shook the cat's head, turning it into an afterimage.

Xiao Sheng thought for a while, then nodded and said, "You're right. You will become a human being sooner or later, and we won't be able to hide the fact that we live together for a long time. Being exposed will have a negative impact. I thought it was wrong. Then you want to advertise Shall I advertise your texts? Pictures or videos? On the Internet or on TV? Or I will directly publish a full set of film and television comics for you to sign..."

Chu Ming looked at the enthusiastic owner, the cat was dumbfounded.

Is the owner trying to use money to create a cat god? !