The great god of the literary world is a meow

Although it was a bit sad at the beginning, but after Chu Ming calmed down, the show was considered a success this time.

At least under the premise of unscripted, a lot of things that are not there are still believed to be true.

Although it is true that Chu Ming admired Qiu Shengde the most, and was even the only one who admired Qiu Shengde in the past, it is of course nonsense to say that Qiu Shengde was the reason for his writing.

Qiu Shengde's deeds were also made up by him later.

After the show ended, Chu Ming walked into the backstage, and then felt his eyes darkened, his legs went limp, and his head felt a little dizzy.

"This is the reaction people often have when they are on the show for the first time." After some conversation, Ji Shi felt good about Chu Ming, and he said in relief, "After all, it is the first time that I am nervous in front of so many people and cameras. inevitable."

Chu Ming forced a smile, and after thanking him, he began to look around to find the owner.

Qiu Shengde wanted to chat with Chu Ming again, but seeing Chu Ming's tired look, he thoughtfully asked if he wanted to send Chu Ming home.

"Boss Xiao sent a full-time driver to wait." The director walked over and smiled.

Looking at Chu Ming's appearance at the beginning, the director thought the show was a mess.But then Chu Ming performed well, and Mr. Xiao probably wouldn't be angry if he saw it, and he made his own decisions.

Just as he was talking, Chu Ming's full-time driver came over.

Qiu Shengde froze for a moment, feeling that the clothes looked familiar.

When people walked in, Qiu Shengde suddenly remembered that when Xiao Sheng brought His Majesty the Tiger King to visit the training center, wasn't he wearing this attire?Hat glasses and casual clothes, exactly the same.

"Mr. Xiao?" Qiu Shengde said.

Xiao Sheng nodded: "Hi, Coach Qiu. Thank you for taking care of Chu... Tiger King just now."

"No, no, Tiger King is doing very well, not at all like someone who is on the show for the first time." Qiu Shengde said.

The director, host and several staff members are already confused.

What about the professional driver?This is Mr. Xiao himself?They took Mr. Xiao as Chu Ming's driver, and arranged him to watch the show in a corner?

The director felt dizzy.

"Mr. Xiao, hello, hello..." the director bit the bullet and stepped forward to greet him.

Although he felt that the program was effective and it was a win-win for Chu Ming and him, it was probably because Chu Ming's performance was too pitiful before, which made him feel guilty when he saw Xiao Sheng bullying other children and being caught by his parents.

"Hello, the Tiger King is under your care." Xiao Sheng said, "It's getting late, I'll take the Tiger King home first."

"Walk slowly." The director said while putting down his work to see Xiao Sheng off, until Xiao Sheng started the car and left.

Xiao Sheng didn't refuse either.Now that he refuses, the director will think wildly if he is not sure.

Although he was a little angry while watching the show, Chu Ming performed well afterwards. This incident was indeed not a bad thing for Chu Ming, and Xiao Sheng was also a reasonable person.

After the car started, Chu Ming leveled the back of the seat and lay down directly.

Seeing that Chu Ming didn't even want to talk anymore, Xiao Sheng thought, this is really tiring.

When Xiao Sheng returned home with Chu Ming, who had been silent all the way, and closed the door, there was a flash of white light, his clothes and pants fell all over the floor, and a ball of yellow rushed towards Xiao Sheng.

Xiao Sheng reached out and hugged the big cat hanging on his chest. The big cat buried its head in the crescent of his neck, its body trembling slightly.

"Meow……"

never on tv again...

"Okay, don't go, don't go." Xiao Sheng patted the back of the big cat, and rubbed the soft fur on the top of the big cat's head.

It was because he thought too little.His cat has been squatting at home for four or five years. Even though he resumed normal interpersonal communication after going to school, it is natural for him to be shy in front of so many people and the camera.

Ordinary people will be nervous on the show, let alone a cat who rarely faces a crowded environment alone.

"I won't go, I will write articles quietly in the future, and I won't participate in that kind of program." Xiao Sheng said, "If I have to go, I will accompany you on stage. I don't think they will refuse to take another one. I will do it." guest."

Chu Ming lay in Xiao Sheng's arms, the trembling of his body gradually disappeared, he raised his head, and pushed his head against Xiao Sheng's chin.

"Meow!"

keep your word!

"What you say is what you say." Xiao Sheng went to the sofa and sat down, put the cat on his lap, and skillfully combed Chu Ming with his fingertips.

Chu Ming's body gradually relaxed. He slipped from Xiao Sheng's arms, lay on Xiao Sheng's lap, and closed his eyes to enjoy the owner's massage.

Xiao Sheng stroked the cat for a long time, until Chu Ming completely relaxed and began to take a nap, Xiao Sheng moved Chu Ming from his lap to the sofa, and then went to tidy up a pile of clothes on the floor.

Coat, shirt, pants, socks, and...ahem, underwear.

Xiao Sheng was holding the underwear with funny expressions on it, feeling very speechless.

When did you buy these underwear?He didn't buy this kind of underwear for Chu Ming, did he?Is it online shopping?

Xiao Sheng thought about the messy things that Chu Ming bought online, and really wanted to throw away the funny-looking underpants.

I really don't know what Chu Ming thinks about buying underwear online.What should I do if it is unhygienic?

Xiao Sheng looked at the pure cotton logo on his underwear, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

But since Chu Ming bought it himself, Xiao Sheng couldn't go past the owner to throw away the underwear.

Now that they are all put on, maybe...Chu Ming likes this kind?

Xiao Sheng has already considered ordering a box of underwear with funny expressions for Chu Ming, so that he won't go shopping online.

Xiao Sheng sighed, changed his clothes himself, then sorted the clothes and put them in one pile for dry cleaning, and one pile for machine washable ones. Then President Xiao took his underwear and washed them by hand with soap, and put them away. Dry them on the dryer and put them in the small drawer of Chu Ming's underwear.Then, as no surprise, Xiao Sheng saw a set of underwear with a similar expression.

What the hell kind of fun is this...

Xiao Sheng sighed again.

Why does his cat have nothing like his taste?

Chu Ming's ears moved, but he didn't wake up.

If he woke up and saw Xiao Sheng's disgusted expression, he would definitely give Xiao Sheng a loving cat punch.

Do you have good taste, owner?Not to mention the jacket, even the underwear is a three-piece suit of black, white and gray, and there will never be other colors. How good is this kind of taste?

For a man who wears a white shirt and black shorts even on vacation at the beach, don't talk about his taste!

Although... the owner really looks good in such clothes... ahem, but it's a matter of face!Nothing to do with taste!

……

When Chu Ming woke up, the message area under the article was turned upside down.

He stared dumbfounded at the group of messages in the message area that were full of shame and no morals, and closed the page of the message area by pressing the mouse with trembling paws.

Ouch, my titanium cat eyes are blind!

What kind of people want to fit together to survive a litter of kittens or even drive directly in the message area, do you want it? !

With a dark face, Xiao Sheng logged in to his account with administrator privileges, deleted all the messages with the nature of driving, and then issued an announcement, please pay attention to harmony and respect the author.

With the lead of the administrator, the real readers who are dissatisfied with the capture of the message area can finally build a building.

This group of people, who are not readers at all, rushed to "molest" the author just because of a few photos on Facebook, it is simply sick.

Normal people are not happy to watch the so-called "driving" with themselves as the main character, right?

Think about it in another way, replace your name in the porn and let the man call it while doing it, wouldn't you like it?

To be harassed just because someone's parents are good-looking is to say that being sick is a minor thing.

The other administrators were still on the sidelines, thinking that after all, Yan Fan is also a fan, and it might greatly increase the subscription of the author.But seeing that the biggest administrator made a move, they can finally delete all people without patience, delete comments, and ban people from speaking.

Drive your grandpa's car!Get out!Don't pollute the comment section!

After the administrator cleared the screen and the readers fought back vigorously, the message area finally returned to its original calm.

Although there are still some comments such as "Oh, oh, oh, Tiger King, you are so handsome", but all the molesting and even malicious sexual harassment comments have been deleted.

There are also people wearing a vest and saying that since you are a public figure, you must be prepared to be ridiculed. Before Xiao Sheng got mad, the readers were already angry.

Don't say that our big brother is not a little fresh meat for your entertainment, he is just an author, and he is only on the serious talk show of China Television Sports Channel.Even if they are public figures, even celebrities, can't they have dignity?They deserve to be harassed, insulted, and replaced by names in meat texts, huh?

I have never seen such a shameless person!

Xiao Sheng called and scolded the public relations team, and the public relations team was immediately busy guiding public opinion.

They were also negligent, thinking that this was also a way for Tiger King to become famous.Anyway, being molested will not lose a piece of meat. Although some people do not respect their "fans" in behavior and psychology, and their words and deeds are useless, they are willing to spend money.

For some stars, as long as they are willing to spend money on them, that's enough.

However, the public relations team forgot that Chu Ming is not a celebrity, and he is not going to go into the muddy waters of the entertainment industry, nor is he short of money.

Chu Ming wanted to rely on his talent to make a living quietly, not rely on his face to sell novels.

When he didn't show his face, the novel still sold well.

Chu Ming lay down on the table listlessly, his little paws twitching.

Before going on the show, he wondered if he would be dazzled by other people's attention and cheers, and wanted to become a big star in the entertainment circle.Now he didn't think about it at all, not even going out the door.

Everyone has their own ambitions, and he doesn't want to get this kind of attention at all, and he doesn't want others to clamor to give birth to cats for him, and send dirty jokes with himself as the protagonist.

Seeing that the embarrassment has been committed, the cat's hair is standing on end.

"If you don't go, you won't go." Xiao Sheng reassured, "Even if your novel is published or signed for film and television in the future, the original author is not required to participate in the promotion."

Unless the original author is willing, the crew generally will not pull the original author to promote it.

What is the hype about the original author?Just pull the actors.

As for other authors' occasional promotional activities such as book signings, if Chu Ming didn't want to, he didn't have to participate.If signature is not required, it can be mailed.

Many authors now write postcards and send them to publishers, who then send them to readers.

The bulk of book sales now is online sales.

As an author, it is not necessary to participate in publicity activities.

Of course, many authors are willing to participate for the sake of popularity.

Watching others like me and listening to readers' blessings for me is also something that makes the author tired and happy.

Chu Ming lay dead for a while, then got up silently, and flirted with his cat's paw.

Xiao Sheng really wanted to say that Chu Ming's current human transformation card is enough, and he can become a human and post on his face.But looking at Chu Ming like this, he seemed to have a sense of security, so Xiao Sheng swallowed his words.

His Majesty the Tiger King: (pictured from the back of His Majesty the Tiger King) I will never be on TV again, it's too scary...

As soon as Chu Ming showed his face, he was followed by a series of strokes.

"The recording is okay, the live broadcast is indeed a bit scary, there are a lot of viewers."

"Touching Tiger King, I think of the stage at my first colonel's party, and my legs are weak with fright."

"My first time on stage was in elementary school. I cried nervously in the background and didn't want to go up. In the end, I changed people."

"If you want to be on TV, it's better to be on the recorded program. The live broadcast is really a test of psychological quality. But Tiger King is doing great!"

"Tiger King is great +[-], except for being a little nervous at the beginning, he performed very well afterwards."

"Tiger King was probably scared by the group of fans in the message area. Fortunately, the administrator cleared it up quickly."

"I saw it too, it's really disgusting, and there are people who post pornography."

"Tiger King is the author, right? He doesn't rely on his face to sell his articles. Those fans are really enough. Isn't there enough fresh meat in the entertainment industry for them to lick?!"

"This...Although I also hate that group of people, I have to say that our tiger king's appearance is indeed better than that of the popular little fresh meat (laughing and crying)."

"The tiger king is beautiful and prosperous +[-] (laughing and crying), it is right that the tiger king is not on TV, everyone is watching his face, who still reads his books."

……

In addition to the above harmonious and friendly messages, there are also many black and black and pinching goods, such as satirizing Tiger King that he said that he will definitely be on TV in the future, such as pinching Tiger King does not respect Yan Fen Yan Fan, why is it a fan? Delete comments and seal IP and the like.

Readers and the public relations team have to deal with all these, Chu Ming only cares about being sad.

"Meow meow meow meow..."

What if they really only pay attention to my face and not my text from now on?

Xiao Sheng laughed and said, "How is that possible? Readers are not fools, and they won't read articles that they can't read. Your articles are words, not your photos."

Chu Ming felt a little relieved.His route is to become a god by writing essays and accumulating achievement points.

Although the achievement value can barely maintain the supply of human transformation cards, there are so many interesting and interesting cards in the achievement value store, and he hasn't exchanged any of them.

In the past, it was enough to just think about changing people, but now that the basic standard of living has been maintained, Chu Ming also wants to be extravagant.

For example, a Mickey Mouse in the middle of the left blue dragon and the right white tiger is going to bomb the military base of the United States...

Whoops, just kidding.

Then play big.

Chu Ming, who was in a depressed mood, decided to dig a hole quickly, so he released all the endings of Spider-Man, which was no longer exciting.

Then the reader was caught off guard by the ending, and stared dumbfounded at the sign of the end.

His Majesty the Tiger King is really exciting, right?

The ending of [-] releases at one time ends directly, giving readers a feeling of being in a dream.

They were very worried that His Majesty the Tiger King was over-stimulated and would stop typing after the ending.

They are still waiting to see the super cool article His Majesty Tiger King said in the interview that the girl who broke through the sky with her golden finger has all the force and intelligence to crush NPCs!

In all fairness, although His Majesty the Tiger King's previous two articles were full of laughter and tears, they are generally regarded as cool articles.

The protagonist slaps the face and flies up, and the protagonist must win in the end, and the protagonist's personality charm is beyond doubt.

There are a lot of base friends.

However, readers, I feel that His Majesty the Tiger King can be more enjoyable.

The first two articles are always a little regrettable.

Like no girl, no girl, no girl.

Well, in fact, homosexuals and heterosexuals are divided into half and half in this world. There are no girls, and it’s not bad to have cute guys.The key is how can the protagonist have no emotional drama?

This is so stupid.

Uh, in fact, this is the wish for Tiger King. In fact, the protagonists of the two articles of Tiger King have emotional dramas.

In the first article, the protagonist and his girlfriend both struggled for their own careers and broke up peacefully to be friends. In the second article, the protagonist has all kinds of dead girlfriends and gay friends, leaving only a little bitch who has no morals, and many female characters in the article. have an affair.

Although the readers are very cute and cute, it's too wasteful to assign the little spider to the little cheap, isn't it? !This is a young flower bone that has harmed the motherland!

What dead love, broken love, rotten peach blossoms and the like are really enough!Can you give the protagonist a normal and fulfilling love?Can you!dare!

In the next article, since there are many girls of all kinds, can the protagonist finally have a good relationship?

Although some readers are worried that His Majesty the Tiger King will take the stallion route, but based on the three views expressed in His Majesty the Tiger King's previous two articles, it should not be the case.

Maybe it's just falling in love with different girls in different time periods, this can be.

Fast time travel, isn't it just to fall in love with a girl openly, break up with a girl, and then fall in love with a girl again? !

So you don't want to stop writing Tiger King!

Chu Ming scratched his tail and moved his beard.

Meow meow, who said I don't write?I finished the old pit, just to write a new pit, okay?

This will post the new pit.

"Infinite Horror", do you want to understand the meaning of life?Want to really... live?

……

After Chu Ming returned to the campus, he felt an exaggerated attention.

Chu Ming pushed down his hat, wanting to slip away.

"Chu Ming." Li Hao squeezed through the crowd, took Chu Ming's hand and said, "The teacher told you to do something."

After finishing speaking, Li Hao dragged Chu Ming away, leaving behind a group of alumni who were watching and didn't know what they wanted to do.

Li Hao pulled Chu Ming directly into a small office, and then locked the door.

In the office, only Lu Ziyue was alone.

"This is my grandma's office." Lu Ziyue said, "I asked grandma to borrow the key, and grandma said that we can study here anytime, so you don't have to go to the library and study room to be surrounded by people."

"It's just the last talk show, what about it?" Li Hao complained, "It seems like you have become a star."

Chu Ming laughed dryly: "Maybe they have too little homework?"

Li Hao said: "By the way, besides the onlookers, you have new troubles."

Chu Ming had a bitter look on his face: "What's the trouble?"

"Isn't the school celebration coming? This is your first school celebration, right? Our school celebration has garden activities. That's all, our class is a handicraft display. But every class will have activities at the school celebration party, and they will definitely let you attend " Li Hao said, "Who made you appear on TV and become a hot topic on Facebook? The class teacher also thinks so. Do you have any specialties? Musical instruments? Calligraphy? Martial arts?"

Chu Ming quickly waved his hands: "I don't have any special skills!"

At most one set of cat boxing can be played, can this be done?

"Then sing? Your pitch was pretty good last time." Lu Ziyue suggested.

Chu Ming shook his head vigorously: "When I get nervous, I can't sing anything."

Li Hao was worried: "Then... how about I help you talk to the head teacher, or forget it."

You can't force others, can you?

Chu Ming said: "The first group activity, I pushed it... Isn't that good? What did the other students in the class say?"

"They want you to be the leading role in a drama, but you probably have stage fright?" Li Hao said helplessly, "If you can't even sing in front of everyone, the drama will be even more impossible."

Chu Ming said weakly: "I can write scripts..."

Li Hao's eyes lit up: "That's right! You are His Majesty the Tiger King! What a trivial script! This is considered participation!"

"But your class is trying to make Chu Ming show off?" Lu Ziyue reminded, "The people behind the scenes probably don't like it?"

Li Haodao: "Chu Ming has participated, and such a big contribution is enough. He doesn't owe anyone anything, so why should he insist on doing what others think. Don't worry, this is on me. Who dares to tease me Scold him to death."

Chu Ming stared at him.The squad leader is mighty and domineering!

Lu Ziyue coughed dryly: "With Chu Ming's script, your class will be great. But there are only thirty people in your class, can you get enough people?"

"I'll tie us together." Li Hao said.

Lu Ziyue said: "I mean, let's add our department. Our department only has one class. In the past, we sang together with other classes. This time, we will be honored."

Li Hao agreed without thinking.

He remembered that there was a cosplay club leader in Lu Ziyue's class, right?That way you don't have to worry about costumes and props.

Chu Ming listened silently.All he has to do is write the script.

What should I write?Anyway...he will definitely not go on stage to act in person!