The great god of the literary world is a meow

Many reporters will report some "bizarre" things in order to break the news.

Even if it doesn't fit the current atmosphere, there are still people who persevere in grandstanding.

Even now that Huaguo has become stronger, some uncrowned kings are still boring.

So when most reporters were excited about the rise of Guoping, a report "National table tennis wins quickly depends on metaphysics? "The article came into everyone's eyes.

Such a sensational topic naturally attracted many people to watch.Fortunately, the reporter still has a sense of morality. Although he chose a sensational name, he actually said that the athletes used all kinds of "metaphysics" before the competition, such as wearing rainbow underwear, such as kissing their sons, such as wearing mascot dolls, etc. It's also popular science.

It's also fun to watch.

When Zhou Lu saw this report, his mouth was crooked in laughter, and he immediately sent a screenshot of the report to Chu Ming Jiujiu.

Bai Chengbai's novel page is exactly Chu Ming's article.

Although the reporter used "an article about ping-pong" to vaguely refer to Chu Ming's article, Baicheng read the ping-pong article and used the trick in the article, which caused a lot of trouble some time ago.

Now it has been brought up again.

However, it is probably because Baicheng has always been funny. Apart from Baicheng "spontaneously" helping him to promote, Chu Ming is usually very low-key. [-], and occasionally I have to ask for leave, only [-] (when the manuscripts are completely exhausted), there is no black spot.

Of course, some people said that Chu Ming wrote the Huaguo in the article too badly, with bad intentions.

But this statement was immediately ridiculed.

Please, do you want to read Doomsday?Do you read the disaster article?In novels, movies, TV dramas and anime, the world has been destroyed countless times due to historical inflection points, let alone Huaguo.

Especially in Huaguo, there are too many such themes.

It is probably because Huaguo is too strong, so the people have strong self-confidence, so they are more able to accept these things.

Just like Chu Ming's world, the literary works of the United States like to create all kinds of disasters for the United States, and the country of Hua is the same.

In every disaster movie, the emperor is always the first to be destroyed.Some people complained that there are so many cities by the sea, and a tsunami disaster movie was made, and the floods went straight to the imperial capital. Please give the coastal metropolises a sense of presence.

What's more, although Hua Guo in the Chu inscription has suffered hardships, she is still slowly showing her strength.

When Chu Ming wrote articles, he would always talk about it. According to the time at that time, some popular news at that time would be brought out through the protagonist reading newspapers, watching mobile phones, surfing the Internet, and discussing with others.

Many words in his article are also regarded as classics by readers.

For example, the Ministry of Agriculture that expanded the territory, and the Fishery Bureau of Baojiaweiguo.

For example, the paper that I haven't signed is the shit in the toilet.

Do not accept, do not participate in, do not recognize, do not implement.

I feel relieved that the motherland is such a hooligan.

Whether it is the South China Sea incident, or the Wanwan incident, or the XXYY incident, Huaguo's national power has become stronger and its wrists have become tougher.

As for the past, Hua Guo has always been a hooligan, but because he is weak, he only does it and doesn't talk about it.

Huaguo has always said to the outside world, I don't like you, so I won't eat your food.Then……

So, Your Majesty the Tiger King, can you draw the cartoon of "Things About That Rabbit That Year" in the article by itself?The little ones are very curious!

Chu Ming replied: I have tried my best to write the essay at a speed of [-] per hour.Draw manga, please forgive me?If you like, you can anthropomorphize the history of your country into animals.

Readers:  …

Well, see again the iconic "[-] per hour" comment.Your Majesty, do you really think you are a cat? !

Well, I will not call you His Majesty the Tiger King from now on, but Your Majesty Meow.

Meow Your Majesty, after being worshiped by the people, can you make nine thousand more tomorrow?

Chu Ming: ...Rejected.

However, Chu Ming did not expect that his answer on the spur of the moment really inspired many people to make animations of anthropomorphic animals in the country and history. publicity points.Therefore, it was written by the famous children's writer Ms. Mu Lan (the suffix of Ms. Mu Lan has too many XX writers), the famous cartoonist An Bi's original drawing, and Guozihao took the lead in explaining the history of the founding of the country and the animation of international relations in modern history with cute animals. , "Those Things That Rabbit That Year" appeared.

For this topic, the Bureau of Zhanhu also specially found Wenwang and asked it to help contact His Majesty the Tiger King for authorization.

As for why the name of the anime in Majesty Tiger King was used instead of a new one, on the surface it was because the inspiration from Majesty Tiger King was used, but some people secretly said that it was because His Majesty Tiger King's readers led this matter?

But no matter what, when "Things About That Rabbit That Year" was being filmed, it still attracted the attention of many people, and even Chu Ming's article became popular again.

Now Chu Ming's text has gone viral.Anyone who wants to read a novel has to click in and watch it, as if you can't keep up with the craze if you don't read it.Even people who don't read sports-themed novels have read Chu Ming's popular novels during the Olympics.

Chu Ming finally saved up enough points to become a human card again, so he can no longer press the keyboard with his cat's paw bitterly.

This time he was taught a lesson and finally stopped being a wave.If you become a human, you will code obediently, and only send [-] codes per day, and save all the rest.

Gradually, he finally has a manuscript, which is gratifying.

When Zhan Huju wanted to find Chu Ming, Chu Ming broke out in a cold sweat.

He is a cat demon who cannot see the light. If the country finds out, he will really be taken away by the country.

Xiao Sheng comforted his cat and said, "Chu Ming's study abroad is not a matter of national security. As long as you agree to it, Zhan... The Cultural and Propaganda Department will not have to ask you to come forward, let alone investigate you." The past. The Cultural and Propaganda Department is not the National Security Bureau. But why do you call the Cultural and Propaganda Department the Bureau of War and Ignorance?"

What Xiao Sheng didn't say was that the old man of the Ministry of Culture and Propaganda was the legendary fan of Chu Ming's book, and he now called himself "We are fighting against the bureau" every time he held a meeting.

If this is said, his cat will be in a state of panic all day long.

Chu Ming tilted his head and scratched his beard.Didn't he mention the origin of the "war neglect bureau" in the article?

War ignorance is a strategic blunder.

Hua Guo was too weak before, so everything had to be hidden, fearing that the great powers would make trouble.Therefore, Zhan Huju can be fooled vigorously, researching and doing nothing, but vigorously shaping Huaguo into a gentle and harmless rabbit.

It wasn't until later that Huaguo became stronger and his back became stiffer that he threw away the tortoise shell and glasses of the Ninja Rabbit, and decrypted the former files.

Then everyone discovered, oh, it turns out that Huaguo has done so many things secretly.

Of course, the members of the Bureau of War and Ignorance are actually not only the Cultural and Propaganda Department, but people from many departments combined to fool.

But of course, this also has negative effects. For example, people think that the government is not doing anything, that our country is really not good, and so on.

It's just that compared to these, Hua Guo has quietly become stronger, stronger than anything else.

What's more, the archives will eventually be declassified, those who are patriotic will always be patriotic, and those who are not... Seeing that Huaguo is strong, they will not love Huaguo either.

Just like Huaguo is so powerful in this world now, there are still people who scold Huaguo every day, thinking that everything in Huaguo is wrong.

Chu Ming hurriedly wrote this explanation into the article, causing the readers to laugh wildly.

This is so vivid!

Not to mention Hua Guo in the article, doesn't the Cultural and Propaganda Department here often do this kind of thing?

Serious nonsense or something?

Then Xiao Sheng got the news that the old man from the Cultural and Propaganda Department spoke at the meeting and said that they must uphold the beautiful tradition of deceiving, but continue to deceit.

Xiao Sheng: ...

Is the old man going to be promoted soon?After he was promoted, is he still so... Lively?

The old man said how old he is, can he be called mother at the age of 50?This is called the second spring.

Xiao Sheng: ...

Well, it's what you say it is.

The old man said, when will you bring that kid Tiger King to the old man?

Xiao Sheng: ... Isn't it the old man who agreed?

Xiao Sheng thought for a while, then asked Chu Ming: "Cultural and Propaganda Department, um, the director of the Zhan Hu Bureau you mentioned is my elder, do you want to meet him? He is curious about who wrote this article."

Chu Ming's anxious paws overlapped.

In fact, he really wanted to see it.He had never seen such a big official!

As a fart, it is such an honor to meet high-ranking officials!

But Chu Ming was afraid, what if he was found out as a cat demon?

"If you want to see me, go see me during the next school holiday. I will arrange all the procedures to allow you to appear in China legally and reasonably. Don't worry." Xiao Sheng said that he would make perfect preparations for Chu Ming. Chu Ming All you need to do is make a decision, "My suggestion is that you still go and meet. The old man obviously wants to take care of you. Even if he gets promoted in the future, the Cultural and Propaganda Department will still be his old subordinate. Many film and television dramas of Guozihao are run by Wenxuan It will also be good for your future career development if the Ministry takes the lead.”

It was agreed to tie the cat to the house, and no one would watch it?What about the promise that you will be trained by ghosts and animals and that cats will always depend on you?What is the purpose of trying so hard to pave the way for cats now?

President Xiao Da said that what is not spoken is shit in the toilet.

In fact, it is a matter of minutes to turn your head and deny what you say.

Chu Ming nodded expectantly: "Meow meow meow meow!"

High officials, high officials, high officials!

Senior officer yo senior officer!

Xiao Sheng said with a smile: "The old man is very kind and a good man. I have been taken care of by him a lot. Don't worry, he is easy to talk to."

Xiao Sheng dropped out of school to start a business at the age of 17. To achieve such an achievement, besides the accumulation of his parents and his own talent, it is also certain that there are many people who helped him.

Not everyone is like Xiao Sheng's niece, who alienated Xiao Sheng because of a "hard life" order for Xiao Sheng, and even blamed the accidental death of Xiao Sheng's parents on Xiao Sheng.More people showed kindness and sympathy towards Xiao Sheng, and took great care of him.

Xiao Sheng's grandparents died young, and his father was the only son.There are no immediate relatives on the father's side.In terms of seniority, this old man can be regarded as an uncle.

Of course not my cousin.

Xiao Sheng's father's relatives are far away, but he has asked for help within his ability to Xiao Sheng, and after Xiao Sheng's fortune, he did not seek anything in return.

Even for Xiao Sheng's mother's relatives, except for his grandparents and uncle who alienated him, the other relatives farther away took good care of Xiao Sheng.

The relatives of Xiao Sheng's mother's family are basically in business, and they helped Xiao Sheng a lot when he took over the company.

There are still more good people in this world.

It is also like this, although Xiao Sheng has certain psychological problems, he can still maintain a normal life.

It is also true that Xiao Sheng's family may have regretted it, but they are unwilling to contact Xiao Sheng.

When Xiao Sheng needed them the most, they pushed Xiao Sheng away, but those relatives and friends who were far away from each other gave Xiao Sheng a lot of help.

Now that Xiao Sheng is developed, powerful, and capable, if they say they regret it, they are very powerful no matter how they look at it.

Human self-esteem is really a strange thing.

For him, he even pushed his close relatives away from his side.

It's just that no amount of help from those people can replace the company of others.

Xiao Sheng is still alone.

Until Chu Ming appeared.

Xiao Sheng looked at his family jumping around excitedly, like a cat that had turned on some incredible mechanism, and couldn't help showing a deeper smile.

When Bao You saw him last time, he said that he had changed a lot.

Now that Uncle Wang saw him, would he be happy because of his change?

It should be.After all, he will be happy for Chu Ming's happiness, so the elders who love him will also be happy for his happiness.

When Wang Long received a text message from Xiao Sheng, saying that when His Majesty the Tiger King was on vacation, he would bring His Majesty the Tiger King to visit, he couldn't help but took off his glasses and wiped his eyes.

His wife said: "What's the matter? Oh, Xiao Xiao is finally willing to come to see us? I used to always put the gift at the door, and never came up. I have to give four or five gifts a year, and the gift looks very good. Be careful, but what kind of etiquette does our family lack? I just want to meet him, talk to him, and eat."

Wang Long glared at his wife: "Speak less. It's not easy for Xiao Xiao. If you don't work hard, you have your current status."

My wife said: "Isn't my heart hurting? Besides, no matter how busy you are, there is always time for a meal, right? It's not that you don't want to see us. Sigh, it's those nonsense people who hurt Xiao Xiao's heart."

"It's not sad, maybe Xiao Xiao believed the liar's words." Wang Ting used to call him a master, but now he calls him a liar.

"I heard that the liar has been unlucky in recent years." His wife leaned closer to Wang Long's ear and whispered, "It must be retribution. He actually said that about his child."

Wang Long said on his lips: "My son is silent and strange." But there was a bit of dissatisfaction on his face.

None of them took revenge on that liar, and even Xiao Sheng never showed any cruelty towards that liar.After the liar was "appreciated" by the Lan family, he enjoyed a good time for a while.

But somehow, bad luck started.

What bad luck, the kind without human factors.

If you say it's not retribution, you don't believe it.

Chu Ming didn't know that what he said back then was in the back of his mouth. Some capable people talked nonsense, and the way of heaven was even harsher. After he knew that he was going to meet a high-ranking official, he drifted away every day, and his code words became more powerful. .

Xiao Sheng was very helpless.

Although he is not a high-ranking official, he is also a world-renowned CEO, right?For many people, he is even rarer than a high official.Why in the eyes of his cat, he doesn't seem to be very special.

Chu Ming gave him a big white eye.

Because you are already my owner, you are the least special.

Now it's Xiao Sheng's turn to float around to work every day.

Xiao Sheng is in a good mood, and his subordinates are also in a good mood. Now the CEO finally stopped worrying.Of course, it would be better if the speech that was said before was canceled.

But the president said that he kept his promise and would not change it.

So everyone continued to select small essays layer by layer, and... the speech had to be drafted.

Cheating Oh!

……

After the national table tennis team achieved brilliant results, the entire national table tennis team was unprecedentedly excited.

One day, Baicheng brought a beckoning cat.The beckoning cat is not like the usual beckoning three-flowered cat, but looks almost the same as the cat in President Xiao's house.

Fortunately, Baicheng made such a restoration based on the photo of the cat when he took a photo with Xiao Sheng.

When Baicheng brought the cat, Qiu Shengde knew what Baicheng was thinking.

But...probably those who work in the field of athletes are a bit metaphysical.In the end, Qiu Shengde put on a stern face and asked someone to remove the god of good fortune from the table tennis center where they were training, put the cat in, and then solemnly bowed and put three sticks of incense.

Afterwards, before each competition, the coaches and main players would pay their respects in front of the Lucky Cat, which became the metaphysics of the entire national table tennis team.

It was not until a long time later that Chu Ming visited here again as a human being, and when he saw the familiar lucky cat at the door, he was in a bad mood.

What a life festival!Will there be a problem!

Only then did the system tell him that he is a cat demon, and being worshiped by others will not shorten his lifespan, but will increase his merit.

It's just that the source and function of the merit point is not clear to the practitioners who originally made the system. They only know that the merit point has the function of making people turn bad luck into good luck (it's okay to ascend and strike lightly).Chu Ming didn't reach the time of ascension, so the system didn't involve the digitization of this merit value and related tasks.

Having suffered so much from the jealous, the higher the merit value of Chu Ming, the guardian cat demon, the smoother his and Xiao Sheng's life will be in the future.

Of course, so is Xiao Sheng's own merit.

Neither he nor Xiao Sheng knew this, but they always did good deeds.It can only be said that good people are rewarded with good rewards.

Qiu Shengde not only confessed the source of His Majesty Tiger King's pen name, Mr. Xiao's Tiger King, but also regarded Liu Yueban in Chu inscriptions as an idol, and his style became more and more like Liu Yueban.

The rest of the coaches also find their idols to follow in the book.

The athletes complained endlessly.

However, if there are achievements and hopes, people's mentality will be different.After Lian Shuangcheng and Baicheng received praise, the other main players were not convinced.

They think they are capable too.

Qiu Shengde smiled, it's ok, anyway, we don't invite people to play now, it's all in the team competition.For example, this game requires the main force and four substitutes to play.Those with the top three points are the main players, and those with the fourth points are the substitutes.

As for who will play singles and doubles at that time, he will obey the coach's instructions.

Anyway, as long as you show up, people will always see the results of your hard work.

The disadvantage of the national table tennis team in the past was that the main players were comprehensively assessed.

Now Qiu Shengde thinks that Liu Yueban's method is good, don't mix it up, let's just play within the team.No matter how good your performance was before, you can't succeed in the team competition.

Intra-team competitions require both strength and a bit of luck.

During intra-team competitions, athletes may not necessarily be in the best condition.

So in the past, the national table tennis team would consider it comprehensively.

Farewell now.

If you are unlucky and in a bad state, you will not be able to go.

Liu Yueban said, Pingpong, don't believe in excuses, don't believe in tears.If you miss this opportunity, you miss it, there is no way.

As for those who disobey discipline... well, go to the countryside to raise pigs waiting for you, and you will also send reporters to live broadcast.

When Chu Ming saw the news about the national table tennis reform, he laughed so hard that the potato chips in his arms burst out.

I am optimistic about you, Coach Qiu, you can go to the countryside to raise pigs, hahaha.

Under the stimulation of this joy, Chu Ming finished the manuscript of Ping Pong in one breath.

The next plot, of course, is that the protagonist missed the double slam due to a relapse of injury; the captain finally won the grand slam; .

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that even after the end, Chu Ming will still have glass shards.

In the Rio Olympics, the unfair treatment we received should be capitalized and close-up;

After the popularity of national table tennis, those fans who "wrongly entered" treated the athletes with the attitude towards Obama and wanted to capitalize close-ups.

Needless to say the former, the latter is the key point, and it is also a new problem that Guoping will encounter.

Not to mention the chasing and interception, the key is the so-called black fan war, which is simply eye-opening.

For example, the "fans" of the protagonist make up black material about the protagonist's teammates everywhere, saying that the captain of the protagonist is sleeping fans, saying that the protagonist's teammates are jealous of the protagonist because of the protagonist's previous glory, and scolding the protagonist when the protagonist is at a low point. .Even every time the protagonist fails, it is "shady".Even the protagonist Liu Yuebanxun will be scolded by "fans".

A sentence of "you understand" cast a dark cloud over this originally united group.Even the former national table tennis player spoke angrily, and then the "fans" went to the former national table tennis player's wife's Weibo account to curse wantonly.

Ouch, what a "fan action".

At the finale, the protagonist, the captain, and the blind man hacked their comments on the forum and discussed retirement.

"If the injury recovers, I still want to participate in the next Olympic Games. My double slam."

"Well, come on."

"It's fine for the two of you, both of you are Grand Slams. When will I be able to play singles?"

"Wait until you're not so rambunctious." Multiply by two.

"Fuck, are you two looking for a beating?!"

……

So, even foreign swear words can't divide this great champion group, right?

It's kind of funny that they will always be so united and friendly, right?

May the years be peaceful.