The great god of the literary world is a meow

Xiao Sheng looked at the stiff cat with its tail turned into a stick that was slipping in his hand, and couldn't help but pat the cat's back.

Hmm, the hand feels very stiff.

Xiao Sheng turned the sluggish cat over and placed it on his lap, and rubbed its belly again.

Fortunately, the fluffy belly is still soft.

After Xiao Sheng rubbed it twice, Chu Ming finally recovered from the shock, and realized that the breeder was teasing him.

Chu Ming exploded in an instant, and even his ears turned into airplane ears. He stood up straight on his hind legs, stretched out the pink and tender meat pads that he had wiped, retracted his paws, bowed left and right, and slapped and slapped towards Xiao Sheng's cheeks. A fan.

Xiao Sheng dodged with a smile, pinched Chu Ming's paw as a demon, pinched Chu Ming's pink and tender meat pad with his fingers, and said, "You can finally cultivate into a human being?"

Chu Ming made a threatening "snurling" sound from his throat, his tail swung up and down twice, and his cat's eyes widened.

"How to practice?" Xiao Sheng held the cat in his arms, and stroked the cat's chin soothingly. Chu Ming squinted his eyes, and subdued the fur that had exploded.

Forget it, don't have the same knowledge as stupid humans.Chu Ming has completely ignored it selectively, and there is also a stupid human soul in his cat shell.

Xiao Sheng put the push-button mobile phone bought for Chu Ming in front of Chu Ming—it wasn't that he didn't buy the latest model for the cat, but it was really inconvenient for the cat's paw to use the touch-screen mobile phone.

Chu Ming pondered for a while, then typed: "It's a long story, and my paws are tired."

Xiao Sheng: "..."

To whet one's appetite without making it clear, who did Tiger King learn his bad taste from?He rubbed the cat's hairy head, and being disgusted by Chu Ming, he waved his paws and beat his hands behind his back, and said, "Seeing that you are not panicked, it seems that the way to become a human is not particularly difficult."

Judging from Tiger King's preferences and reactions to watching TV novels, Tiger King's three views are quite upright. This method of becoming a human did not make him feel resistant, and it probably has no harm to other societies.

Xiao Sheng is quite calm on the surface, after all, he has long been used to the setting that his cat is a goblin.It's just that when he thinks of the cat becoming a human, he has a sense of uncertainty about whether the cat will leave.

Xiao Sheng suppressed the strangeness in his heart, and said, "Let's not mention how you become a human, but have you thought about the problem after becoming a human?"

Chu Ming opened his eyes that were narrowed because he felt so comfortable being scratched by his chin, and his tail swayed.

"You have no household registration, no ID card, and your past is blank. No identity, no education, let alone living as a human, would it be troublesome to go out?" Xiao Sheng said slowly, "If you can't always maintain your human form , that would be even worse. If someone sees you accidentally, I won't be able to protect you anymore."

"So, have you thought about the problems you will face after becoming a human?" Xiao Sheng lowered his head, trying to put pressure on his cat with his deep eyes.

Then, he discovered that his cat was missing.

On the lap is a piece of cat cake.

Xiao Sheng's black line stretched out his hand to poke Chu Ming, who was limp and slumped into a piece of cat cake.

The cat's body is amazing. It was so stiff just now, but now it's as soft as water.

After a while, Chu Ming recovered from the blow, drooping his ears, drooping his tail, poking the button of his phone pitifully: "..."

Well, the cat's paw typed too slowly, and the two strings of ellipsis represented Chu Ming's heart.

Xiao Sheng rubbed the cat's head, and said softly: "I can help you with ID card, household registration and past life records."

Chu Ming regained his energy in an instant, holding Xiao Sheng's finger with two cat paws, and the round amber cat's eyes were shining with flattery.

Xiao Sheng kept a straight face and remained silent.

Chu Ming moved his tail up and down, lowered his head and licked the fingers held by his two cat paws: "Meow!~"

The super-looking cat who can show cuteness, order takeaway, and receive express delivery, please adopt it, the owner!

Xiao Sheng remained stern and remained silent.

Chu Ming drooped his ears and thought for a while, then put down Xiao Sheng's fingers, and rubbed his head under Xiao Sheng's palm: "Meow!~"

The owner asks for a cover!I am very useful!I can still pay rent when I become a human!It can make a small amount of money for the owner!

Xiao Sheng remained unmoved.

Chu Ming was cruel, and tapped the phone's keyboard, then pushed the phone screen in front of Xiao Sheng. That cat face was full of resolute determination.

Xiao Sheng almost failed, and laughed.

He picked up his phone and looked at it. It said, "Hand over all the money you earn, please cover!" Finally, he couldn't help laughing: "Who wants your money?"

Chu Ming closed his eyes and waved the cat's paw.Just give it!unambiguous!

Xiao Sheng hugged Chu Ming and stroked it. Chu Ming's cat, who asked for help from its owner, softened its body and let it stroke.

Xiao Sheng was addicted to his hands, and said: "I know you want to become a human, but it will be very dangerous after becoming a human. If someone finds out, no one can protect you. I will also be implicated. So, why should I looking for trouble?"

Chu Ming curled up into a ball silently.Yeah, if caught, the owner would be in trouble too.He is just a cat picked up by the owner. The owner is kind enough, and he can't cause trouble for the owner.

Chu Ming knew the joy of becoming a human being, but was instantly shattered by the cruel reality.But before knowing that he could become a human, although he had already accepted the reality of becoming a cat, but now that he knew that he could become a human, he was really unwilling to let him give up.

He's human, he wants to be human again, he doesn't want to be a cat.

As a cat, he can only curl up in this one room, eating and drinking from his owner. This is his whole world, with no future, no hope, and has been muddling around.

He doesn't want to be a cat raised by others, he is a person with independent thoughts.

Chu Ming shrunk tighter and tighter, the whole cat became a ball of hair, and water dripped from the corners of the cat's tightly closed eyes.

Xiao Sheng looked at the cat ball on his knee, feeling very complicated.

It is the easiest way to let Tiger King stay by his side and dispel his idea of ​​becoming a human.Tiger King is so well-behaved, he must be able to understand the dangers outside, and understand that only his side is the safest place for him.

But he was not happy at all.

Xiao Sheng stared at his cat for a long time, and he didn't come back to his senses until the first half of the football game on TV was over.

He poked the cat ball and said: "If you agree, you will only become a human at home. When there are outsiders, unless I agree, you must appear as a cat. Moreover, you have to take a good position, and the cat will not go out." You must tell me. Then, becoming a human should not be too dangerous."

Chu Ming's ears moved, he opened his eyes and looked at the owner, tilted his head and said, "Meow?"

Seeing that Xiao Sheng couldn't understand what he said, he pulled the phone over and typed: "Isn't this a matter of course? I would do it if you didn't tell me."

Looking at the line of words that his cat struggled to type, the haze in Xiao Sheng's heart suddenly dissipated like a sunny day after rain.

Yes, after two years of living, his cats have gotten used to relying on him.Even if he becomes a human, he will not leave him or betray him.

Xiao Sheng gently wiped away the tears from the corners of Chu Ming's eyes, lifted the cat that was still in the cat ball state and shook it, straightened him, put him in his arms, and fed him a piece of potato chips: "Since you want me to Help, you should tell me the ins and outs. I know your paws are slow to type, and I will give you a day tomorrow to type slowly."

Chu Ming chewed on the potato chips, with a look of being struck by lightning.

His cat's paws will be crippled!

System system, I am already a cat demon, don't I have any skills to communicate with human heart electricity?

System: Searching...

System: The search is complete.Does not have this skill.If the host only wants to communicate with the person in front of him, he can sign a master-servant contract with the person in front of him.Both languages ​​can communicate.

Chu Ming: "Meow?"

Who is the master and who is the servant?

System: The search has been completed, the application has been sent to the other party, waiting for confirmation...

Chu Ming: "Meow!"

etc!What are you doing!stop!

Xiao Sheng blinked his eyes suspiciously, and the line of words floating in front of his eyes was like special effects in a science fiction movie.Although the meaning of the word is concise and easy to understand, it always feels a little suspicious.

"Do you become the owner of the cat demon? Yes/No/Explain in detail."

Xiao Sheng looked at the furious cat on his lap and felt even more suspicious.

So, he clicked on Explain in detail.

Then, Xiao Sheng silently put the cat aside, and the image of the cold president (who hadn't maintained it) was completely shattered.He clutched his stomach and laughed loudly: "I was struck to death by lightning! Tiger King, you are really..."

"Meow..." Chu Mingmao was dumbfounded.What did the system show the owner? !

Xiao Sheng laughed for a long time before he managed to relax.He rubbed the tears from the corners of his eyes and laughed, looking at the cat who was sitting on the sofa with a sluggish face, and looked at his laughing cat: "Besides, writing articles to earn popularity... You can't find someone to write for you, you have to Type on the keyboard or write by yourself word by word. You feel tired of your claws when you send a text message, can writing really be done?"

Chu Ming seemed to think of this question only now.He lowered his head, raised his paws, and looked at his pink and tender flesh pads. Even with all the hair on his face, he couldn't hide his expression of grief and indignation as if struck by lightning.

Heaven is teasing me! !System Can we reroute? !I don't want sustainable popularity anymore, instead I just roll around, show cuteness, play cheap, upload videos and become an internet celebrity, okay? !

System: The route has been determined and cannot be changed.

Chu Ming burst into tears, the system, you are not the system, you are the magic weapon!I've never heard that you can't change your practice before you choose a method!

System: no function and cannot be changed.

Chu Ming leaned back, lying on the sofa with his belly up, his cat's eyes were lifeless, and he had nothing to love.

Xiao Sheng poked Chu Ming's hairy belly, tried his best to hold back his laughter, but still couldn't hold back his laughter: "Anyway, come on... Puff... Cough cough!"

Today must be the day when President Ruthless Xiao smiles the most.

perhaps?