The great god of the literary world is a meow
Chapter 133
Chu Ming's mind was blank, and his body reflexively rushed towards the man holding the gun.
At this time, Chu Ming was only thinking, he must not let this person shoot.As for whether he would be hit or his life would be in danger, Chu Ming didn't think about it at all at this time.
But when Chu Ming found out, that man had already pulled his finger.
Then with a "bang", a bouquet of fake flowers popped out from the muzzle.
Chu Ming, whose body had been vacated, felt a big trough in his heart, like a divine beast alpaca.
Fortunately, Chu Ming is used to playing the game of "Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop" with Xiao Sheng. He twisted his body in mid-air, changed direction from pounce on the opponent's hand, and landed on the opponent's feet, and then gently rubbed his head against the opponent. The calf, called out delicately: "Meow meow~"
"Hey, the little guy really likes me." The man happily squatted down and rubbed Chu Ming's head.
The corner of the undercover comrade's mouth twitched.
He could see that the cat was so terrified that the fur on its tail was blown off.Did the cat think the gun was real and wanted to save itself?
The undercover comrade laughed dryly in his heart.How is it possible, this cat is not really a sperm.
But a cat that can come as a messenger might really know the danger.
It's just that even cats are trained to know that guns are dangerous-after all, police dogs can do this kind of thing.But cats can tell the difference between real guns and fake guns, will they adjust their posture while the fake gun sprays out bouquets, and become coquettish?
Is this kind of acting a cat can have?
Undercover comrades are in a mess.
The messy undercover comrade in the wind was a little absent-minded when facing the flirting with his little friend at the moment, he quickly picked up the cat and put it in another room.
He didn't dare to carry it.This cat is so evil, it makes people feel a little scary.
When the undercover comrade left, he didn't forget to push the window open, so Chu Ming left directly through the window.
When he left, Chu Ming was still scolding that person, and actually threatened him with a fake gun.
This task was successfully completed, and Chu Ming was amazed by Feng Che's subordinates.
But when Feng Che saw the whole process of Chu Ming's typing on the screen, he was silent for a while, and said, "At first, I thought that there would be something like this in the future that I could let you continue to help, but now it seems that I'd better forget it."
Chu Ming tilted his head and looked at Feng Che.Why?Isn't he doing great?
Feng Che helped Chu Ming wipe his paws and fur with a towel, and said, "You don't have the consciousness of pretending at all. As a cat, you are ridiculously smart. Xiao Ming, you really have to thank Xiao Sheng for adopting you. If you look like this, if you were someone else, you would have been handed over to the laboratory long ago."
Chu Ming still didn't quite understand.
Feng Che saw that Chu Ming was still looking at him with his head tilted, and knew that this kid didn't understand anything.He said again: "When you were a cat, no matter how clever you were, you still remembered that you were a cat, and you couldn't do anything beyond the scope of a cat's behavior. For example, if you look at a pistol and think it's dangerous, that's okay. It was trained. But when you find out that it is a fake gun, you immediately act or something. You think you are smart, but in the eyes of insiders, you are very scary."
"And your behavior was very strange from the beginning. No cat is so calm when being chased away. You can sneak in after the matter is over. But it's okay, you only have contact with him once, and I won't I will let you meet him again, so even if he is suspicious, as long as he doesn't see you again, his doubts will not increase." Feng Che tapped Chu Ming's forehead and said, "You are not suitable for the job of pretending. You should be good in the future. Code it. I don’t want a simple task of delivering a letter, so that people will overthrow you and cause trouble for you. After all, when you have grown hair, plus the relationship between you and us, it will be easy for people to It reminds me that the cat is His Majesty the Tiger King raised by you and Xiao Sheng."
"As long as someone with a heart observes, they will know the relationship between you and His Majesty Tiger King, which cannot be hidden." Xiao Sheng said, "You have not been discovered now, just because ordinary people would not think of going there. But since there are special departments , There is a magician who can change your life against the sky, who knows if there is anyone who can see your demon body? Be careful in the future. When there are outsiders, try to pretend to be a normal cat."
Chu Ming nodded the cat's head.He was used to self-willedness, and he was always protected by Xiao Sheng, so he didn't realize that he was no longer like a cat.
Especially today's behavior is indeed a bit out of line.
"Okay, the mission is over, I'll take you home." Feng Che smiled, "Thank you this time, for making our difficult mission so easy and ensuring the safety of the undercover agents to the maximum. Now someone is watching I have no choice but to treat you to a big meal when I get back, order whatever you want, and eat as many meals as you want."
"Meow!" Go home, big meal!
Feng Che picked up Chu Ming and weighed it: "I won't take a detour when I go back this time. I didn't do anything anyway, so I don't need to lie to others, right?"
Chu Ming flicked his tail.If you don't take a detour, won't you be able to go back soon?
It's really great, I miss the owner, and I miss the Jiugongge cat code keyboard at home.
His paws are almost useless.
……
Although Feng Che said that there was no need to make a detour, in order to show that he was a "tourist" and not attract attention from others, he still completed his plan to continue traveling.
It's just that I didn't go around in circles this time, and just played all the way back.
As for whether the information was brought back directly or sent back long ago, Chu Ming didn't know.
He fell into code word hell.
Although Zhou Lu felt sorry for him, he didn't give him the list.But the readers gave him a recommendation with votes.
This recommendation position is very conspicuous, and Worldwen.com is a black-hearted company, and the natural list also requires word count, otherwise it will deduct future manual recommendation positions.
According to the author's follow-up deduction, there is no deduction for this book.
Even if the master really doesn't care about the manual list, but this position is very conspicuous, the promotion is very powerful, and there is only one week on the list, and a book can only be published once.So basically no author will stop updating when he is on that list.
No one has trouble with money.
Furthermore, the authors who can be on that list are also very hardworking themselves.Readers are not stupid.
Since Chu Ming is on this list, he has to update [-] words this week.
Ten thousand alpacas galloped past in Chu Ming's heart.
He raised one paw and looked down at his pink pad.
Heaven is teasing me!I have to write more than 7000 words a day, and the keyboard is still so difficult to use, his claws will really be scrapped!
Chu Ming was about to cry.This really doesn't give the cat a chance to live!When the people at Wenwang were involved in the list, didn't they consider that the author would have other creatures besides humans?Like a cat or something?
Leader of the World Literature Network: ? ? ? ? ?
Who the hell still thinks about cats!
In the end, Chu Ming said that with this kind of keyboard, he could write more than 7000 words a day.
Now, although his speed has reached about [-] an hour, it seems that he can finish writing in seven hours a day.But don't his paws hurt?Are his forelimbs not sore?Don't his eyes hurt?
It is simply impossible to write for seven hours straight!
Don't eat or sleep!
In the end, Chu Ming said weakly, either someone would take me back, or someone would bring over the special keyboard for cats.
The special keyboard for cats can write [-] words in an hour!
In the end, Feng Che still couldn't bear to let Chu Ming go back.
If he wanted to go back quickly, he had to take a plane, but even if Feng Che took Chu Ming back, Chu Ming had to check it in.
Feng Che was very worried about what happened to Chu Ming in the warehouse.
Although there are not many dead pets in the aerobic cargo hold of the plane now, what if?Chu Ming is so fragile now that he doesn't have any special abilities.
Feng Che thought for a while, anyway, his whereabouts are not a problem now, although he can't contact Xiao Sheng, but Xu Lin can still.
So Xu Lin deliberately took leave of absence from the museum for his junior brother's coding work, then went to Xiao Sheng's to get the keyboard, and caught a plane to meet Feng Che, acting as a consignment of human flesh.
Before Xu Lin came, Chu Ming had already written [-] characters for two days, and coded for more than ten hours a day. He was already a useless cat.
When he saw Xu Lin and the keyboard in Xu Lin's bag, Chu Ming couldn't help crying while hugging the keyboard.
Even if there is a special keyboard for cats, codewords for cats are still very painful, very painful, very painful!
Xu Lin hugged Chu Ming in his arms, and comforted him very distressedly: "Anyway, it was said to the public that you were injured. This time, we can accommodate it a bit. It's fine if you don't complete the task on the list. At most, you will be removed from the list. , the reader will understand."
Chu Ming wiped away his tears with a meat pad and shook his head: "Meow..."
No, for such a good list, each article can only be posted once.Although his previous articles were considered popular, none of them went up.It’s hard to go up this time, so don’t come down, resolutely not!
Xu Lin didn't understand at first, but after reading the words Chu Ming typed, he understood Chu Ming's "determination".
Xu Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
So even if you are too tired to cry, do you still have to complete the task?What a good, dedicated cat.
"Then you write it. I'll check it for you before posting it." Xu Lin said, "Isn't it convenient to use the cat's paw to post it? This will save some time, and I can check the sentence for you."
Chu Ming rubbed Xu Lin with his head.It's better to be a senior brother, Brother Feng only knows how to make trouble!Didn't help at all.
Feng Che expressed that he was wronged, okay?He was able to lend Xu Lin to Chu Ming without making trouble, so he was already very kind to Chu Ming!
With Xu Lin's help, Chu Ming finally completed this week's task.
When he hit the last full stop, he felt that he had already sublimated.
As a cat, he can complete seven thousand daily tasks, he is no longer a cat, but a cat fairy.
For example, many authors like Yishi Huashang, are you ashamed?Cats can use pink and tender meat pads to update [-] a day without saving manuscripts. What face do you have that can't even change [-] a day?
Many authors said that I chose to stew the codewriter cat.
At this time, Chu Ming was only thinking, he must not let this person shoot.As for whether he would be hit or his life would be in danger, Chu Ming didn't think about it at all at this time.
But when Chu Ming found out, that man had already pulled his finger.
Then with a "bang", a bouquet of fake flowers popped out from the muzzle.
Chu Ming, whose body had been vacated, felt a big trough in his heart, like a divine beast alpaca.
Fortunately, Chu Ming is used to playing the game of "Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop" with Xiao Sheng. He twisted his body in mid-air, changed direction from pounce on the opponent's hand, and landed on the opponent's feet, and then gently rubbed his head against the opponent. The calf, called out delicately: "Meow meow~"
"Hey, the little guy really likes me." The man happily squatted down and rubbed Chu Ming's head.
The corner of the undercover comrade's mouth twitched.
He could see that the cat was so terrified that the fur on its tail was blown off.Did the cat think the gun was real and wanted to save itself?
The undercover comrade laughed dryly in his heart.How is it possible, this cat is not really a sperm.
But a cat that can come as a messenger might really know the danger.
It's just that even cats are trained to know that guns are dangerous-after all, police dogs can do this kind of thing.But cats can tell the difference between real guns and fake guns, will they adjust their posture while the fake gun sprays out bouquets, and become coquettish?
Is this kind of acting a cat can have?
Undercover comrades are in a mess.
The messy undercover comrade in the wind was a little absent-minded when facing the flirting with his little friend at the moment, he quickly picked up the cat and put it in another room.
He didn't dare to carry it.This cat is so evil, it makes people feel a little scary.
When the undercover comrade left, he didn't forget to push the window open, so Chu Ming left directly through the window.
When he left, Chu Ming was still scolding that person, and actually threatened him with a fake gun.
This task was successfully completed, and Chu Ming was amazed by Feng Che's subordinates.
But when Feng Che saw the whole process of Chu Ming's typing on the screen, he was silent for a while, and said, "At first, I thought that there would be something like this in the future that I could let you continue to help, but now it seems that I'd better forget it."
Chu Ming tilted his head and looked at Feng Che.Why?Isn't he doing great?
Feng Che helped Chu Ming wipe his paws and fur with a towel, and said, "You don't have the consciousness of pretending at all. As a cat, you are ridiculously smart. Xiao Ming, you really have to thank Xiao Sheng for adopting you. If you look like this, if you were someone else, you would have been handed over to the laboratory long ago."
Chu Ming still didn't quite understand.
Feng Che saw that Chu Ming was still looking at him with his head tilted, and knew that this kid didn't understand anything.He said again: "When you were a cat, no matter how clever you were, you still remembered that you were a cat, and you couldn't do anything beyond the scope of a cat's behavior. For example, if you look at a pistol and think it's dangerous, that's okay. It was trained. But when you find out that it is a fake gun, you immediately act or something. You think you are smart, but in the eyes of insiders, you are very scary."
"And your behavior was very strange from the beginning. No cat is so calm when being chased away. You can sneak in after the matter is over. But it's okay, you only have contact with him once, and I won't I will let you meet him again, so even if he is suspicious, as long as he doesn't see you again, his doubts will not increase." Feng Che tapped Chu Ming's forehead and said, "You are not suitable for the job of pretending. You should be good in the future. Code it. I don’t want a simple task of delivering a letter, so that people will overthrow you and cause trouble for you. After all, when you have grown hair, plus the relationship between you and us, it will be easy for people to It reminds me that the cat is His Majesty the Tiger King raised by you and Xiao Sheng."
"As long as someone with a heart observes, they will know the relationship between you and His Majesty Tiger King, which cannot be hidden." Xiao Sheng said, "You have not been discovered now, just because ordinary people would not think of going there. But since there are special departments , There is a magician who can change your life against the sky, who knows if there is anyone who can see your demon body? Be careful in the future. When there are outsiders, try to pretend to be a normal cat."
Chu Ming nodded the cat's head.He was used to self-willedness, and he was always protected by Xiao Sheng, so he didn't realize that he was no longer like a cat.
Especially today's behavior is indeed a bit out of line.
"Okay, the mission is over, I'll take you home." Feng Che smiled, "Thank you this time, for making our difficult mission so easy and ensuring the safety of the undercover agents to the maximum. Now someone is watching I have no choice but to treat you to a big meal when I get back, order whatever you want, and eat as many meals as you want."
"Meow!" Go home, big meal!
Feng Che picked up Chu Ming and weighed it: "I won't take a detour when I go back this time. I didn't do anything anyway, so I don't need to lie to others, right?"
Chu Ming flicked his tail.If you don't take a detour, won't you be able to go back soon?
It's really great, I miss the owner, and I miss the Jiugongge cat code keyboard at home.
His paws are almost useless.
……
Although Feng Che said that there was no need to make a detour, in order to show that he was a "tourist" and not attract attention from others, he still completed his plan to continue traveling.
It's just that I didn't go around in circles this time, and just played all the way back.
As for whether the information was brought back directly or sent back long ago, Chu Ming didn't know.
He fell into code word hell.
Although Zhou Lu felt sorry for him, he didn't give him the list.But the readers gave him a recommendation with votes.
This recommendation position is very conspicuous, and Worldwen.com is a black-hearted company, and the natural list also requires word count, otherwise it will deduct future manual recommendation positions.
According to the author's follow-up deduction, there is no deduction for this book.
Even if the master really doesn't care about the manual list, but this position is very conspicuous, the promotion is very powerful, and there is only one week on the list, and a book can only be published once.So basically no author will stop updating when he is on that list.
No one has trouble with money.
Furthermore, the authors who can be on that list are also very hardworking themselves.Readers are not stupid.
Since Chu Ming is on this list, he has to update [-] words this week.
Ten thousand alpacas galloped past in Chu Ming's heart.
He raised one paw and looked down at his pink pad.
Heaven is teasing me!I have to write more than 7000 words a day, and the keyboard is still so difficult to use, his claws will really be scrapped!
Chu Ming was about to cry.This really doesn't give the cat a chance to live!When the people at Wenwang were involved in the list, didn't they consider that the author would have other creatures besides humans?Like a cat or something?
Leader of the World Literature Network: ? ? ? ? ?
Who the hell still thinks about cats!
In the end, Chu Ming said that with this kind of keyboard, he could write more than 7000 words a day.
Now, although his speed has reached about [-] an hour, it seems that he can finish writing in seven hours a day.But don't his paws hurt?Are his forelimbs not sore?Don't his eyes hurt?
It is simply impossible to write for seven hours straight!
Don't eat or sleep!
In the end, Chu Ming said weakly, either someone would take me back, or someone would bring over the special keyboard for cats.
The special keyboard for cats can write [-] words in an hour!
In the end, Feng Che still couldn't bear to let Chu Ming go back.
If he wanted to go back quickly, he had to take a plane, but even if Feng Che took Chu Ming back, Chu Ming had to check it in.
Feng Che was very worried about what happened to Chu Ming in the warehouse.
Although there are not many dead pets in the aerobic cargo hold of the plane now, what if?Chu Ming is so fragile now that he doesn't have any special abilities.
Feng Che thought for a while, anyway, his whereabouts are not a problem now, although he can't contact Xiao Sheng, but Xu Lin can still.
So Xu Lin deliberately took leave of absence from the museum for his junior brother's coding work, then went to Xiao Sheng's to get the keyboard, and caught a plane to meet Feng Che, acting as a consignment of human flesh.
Before Xu Lin came, Chu Ming had already written [-] characters for two days, and coded for more than ten hours a day. He was already a useless cat.
When he saw Xu Lin and the keyboard in Xu Lin's bag, Chu Ming couldn't help crying while hugging the keyboard.
Even if there is a special keyboard for cats, codewords for cats are still very painful, very painful, very painful!
Xu Lin hugged Chu Ming in his arms, and comforted him very distressedly: "Anyway, it was said to the public that you were injured. This time, we can accommodate it a bit. It's fine if you don't complete the task on the list. At most, you will be removed from the list. , the reader will understand."
Chu Ming wiped away his tears with a meat pad and shook his head: "Meow..."
No, for such a good list, each article can only be posted once.Although his previous articles were considered popular, none of them went up.It’s hard to go up this time, so don’t come down, resolutely not!
Xu Lin didn't understand at first, but after reading the words Chu Ming typed, he understood Chu Ming's "determination".
Xu Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
So even if you are too tired to cry, do you still have to complete the task?What a good, dedicated cat.
"Then you write it. I'll check it for you before posting it." Xu Lin said, "Isn't it convenient to use the cat's paw to post it? This will save some time, and I can check the sentence for you."
Chu Ming rubbed Xu Lin with his head.It's better to be a senior brother, Brother Feng only knows how to make trouble!Didn't help at all.
Feng Che expressed that he was wronged, okay?He was able to lend Xu Lin to Chu Ming without making trouble, so he was already very kind to Chu Ming!
With Xu Lin's help, Chu Ming finally completed this week's task.
When he hit the last full stop, he felt that he had already sublimated.
As a cat, he can complete seven thousand daily tasks, he is no longer a cat, but a cat fairy.
For example, many authors like Yishi Huashang, are you ashamed?Cats can use pink and tender meat pads to update [-] a day without saving manuscripts. What face do you have that can't even change [-] a day?
Many authors said that I chose to stew the codewriter cat.
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