Quick Pass Slag Attack Guide

Lu Li went back to the dormitory and fell asleep. When he woke up the next day, he found Ji Shui sitting at the desk, concentrating on correcting the notes.

Lu Li couldn't help sighing, Ji Shui is actually a very talented monarch, if Bai Tingge hadn't been pestering him and always trying to train him to be his little pervert, then his life should have been smooth.

Hearing the sound, Ji Shui turned his head and saw that the man was waking up. He immediately put down the bag in his hand, walked up to Lu Li and said, "Mr. is awake. The carriage is ready outside. You can leave at any time."

As he said that, he was going to take off Lu Li's clothes.

Lu Li resisted not to slap him away, but when he thought about leaving here soon, he became in a better mood.

No one would have guessed that their sovereign was more interested in serving than in being served.

After Lu Li was tidied up, he couldn't wait to step on the carriage back to the mansion. Ji Shui personally escorted him out, then saluted Lu Li, and said politely, "Send off, sir."

Lu Li felt uncomfortable with him, so he responded casually, and then lowered the heavy curtain to isolate him from the carriage.

After Lu Li returned to the mansion, Ji Qinghuan, who had received the news, had been waiting at the door with a group of servants. When he saw the carriage coming from the palace, his eyes lit up and he hurried up to greet him.

Ji Qinghuan saw the national teacher stepping down on the mat, and went forward to support his wrist that was not holding the scepter through the smooth material, and then said with concern: "My lord, are you in good health?"

The housekeeper stood aside respectfully, seeing Ji Qinghuan's intimate movements, a strange look flashed in his eyes.

He has been in the State Teacher's Mansion for so many years, and he has never seen the State Teacher who has always been indifferent and estranged indulge anyone so much.

Lu Li replied lightly: "Nothing."

In fact, it's not that Lu Li doesn't want to find someone to help him lead the way, but Bai Tingge, a pervert, doesn't allow anyone to approach him, of course, except for Ji Qinghuan.

In Bai Tingge's heart, Ji Qinghuan is the most special.

In Lu Li's heart, Ji Qinghuan is also the most special.

Ji Qinghuan is not only his fellow countryman, but also cooks meals that suit his taste, and most importantly, he will not worry that Ji Qinghuan will come to assassinate him.

After Lu Li returned to the mansion, he lived his leisurely life again. He suddenly found that the number of people who came to assassinate him suddenly decreased a lot, and the number of guards patrolling outside the State Teacher's Mansion gradually increased.

In addition, the number of times Ji Shui came to him was one of the few. This series of changes made Lu Li almost cry.

But the only thing that disturbed him was that after the temperature rose by two points at will, there was no more movement.

The system feels unscientific, but there is no way to find out the root cause.

The system said hesitantly, "Why don't you take the initiative and show your kindness to him?"

Lu Li replied angrily: "Wouldn't it be broken if I showed my favor? I found that your programs always have bugs, and I have endured it for a long time."

The system stopped talking, and Lu Li comforted himself by thinking that he was reflecting on his mistakes.

Lu Li said that he no longer wants to deal with the spicy chicken system.

As the days passed in warm water, Lu Li gradually got used to the life of reaching out for clothes and opening his mouth for food, but he found that his laziness and cancer were getting worse and worse, almost to the point of being incurable.

Basically lying on the soft couch like a salted fish every day.

Without the person who always came to assassinate him, and Ji Qinghuan was always by his side, Lu Li was in a good mood, so he couldn't find a reason to kill.

Although the national teacher has the freedom not to go to the early court, every national teacher before Bai Tingge went to sign in on time.Because the national teacher has the highest ruling power, they often desire to hold more power in their hands and control the entire country.

But Bai Tingge is not, he is not interested in state power, but in how to kill people.

As expected of a pervert, Lu Li will never understand perverted thinking.

This country regards snakes as gods' avatars in the human world, but apart from those snakes worshiped in heaven, there are almost no snakes living among the people. Snakes are a very rare species here.

Many people have pursued and wanted to enshrine a snake all their lives, but they always ended up without a problem.

But what makes people beat their chests is that Bai Tinge has a house full of snakes, and those snakes obediently act as his eyes and ears, controlling the high-ranking ministers in the palace.

Lu Li doesn't like this kind of cold-blooded reptiles. When he thinks of their smooth scales and golden vertical pupils, Lu Li's whole body gets goosebumps.

For the first time he was glad he couldn't see it.

Three years is actually not long or short, but for Lu Li, it is very painful.Although being taken care of by others is very comfortable, Lu Li feels that he is just like a salted fish waiting to die. Maybe he will be trapped in this weird world forever.

Because the time of the original plot is also three years, Ji Shui and Bai Tingge fell in love and killed each other for three years, and then they both died of mutual injuries.

In the blink of an eye, it's winter, and it's time for the New Year's Eve.On this day, the moon was covered by dark clouds, and the snow was flying heavily. Lu Li, who was afraid of the cold, didn't want to go anywhere, so he wandered around the room lit with incense and earth dragons every day.

He really didn't expect that Bai Tingge's martial arts were so high that he couldn't resist the invasion of cold air.

I don't know if the winter here is getting colder every year, and Lu Li has become more and more afraid of the cold.

Lu Li was half lying down and listening to Ji Qinghuan reading to him. Even if Lu Li couldn't see it, he could still feel the eager gaze that this little girl cast on him every day, but she was still a nice person.

Holding a hand stove in his hand, Lu Li opened his mouth to eat a piece of pear handed over to him.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door, and said: "My lord, the king invited you to the palace yesterday to celebrate the new year. It's time for you to prepare for the departure."

It's not easy to be lazy, so Lu Li sent someone to inform him yesterday.

The New Year's Eve is actually New Year's Eve. On this day, all the ministers have to attend and toast with the monarch. Of course, as the national teacher, he cannot be absent.

Lu Li had to go if he didn't want to.

Ji Qinghuan gave him a reluctant look, but she couldn't see it because of the national teacher, her eyes were very unrestrained and fiery, as if she wanted to strip and lick the cold national teacher naked.

When Lu Li refused to serve her while changing clothes, Ji Qinghuan had no choice but to put down the book and leave.

Speaking of which, Lu Li hadn't seen Ji Shui for some days, and it seemed that this kid gradually became less interested in him.

After putting on the silver moon-like robe and the silver fox's coat, even if the wind was cold and snowflakes were falling down when he went out, Lu Li didn't feel cold.

When the carriage arrived at the main hall of the palace, Lu Li got out of the carriage, and the noisy sound became silent in an instant, and then everyone knelt down on the ground as if they just realized it.

Since the national teacher summoned Qixing Lianzhu on the Seven Stars Festival, no matter who it is, respecting and worshiping the national teacher is like worshiping a god, and the number of his brainless fans has increased dramatically.

If it was the former Bai Tingge, he would definitely be very satisfied seeing such a scene, because it means that he can torture and kill more recklessly, and no one can criticize him.

The monarch in black costume also greeted him, saluted Lu Li, and said, "Sir."

Lu Li nodded indicatively, and said casually, "King."

Ji Shui said, "Take Mr. Gu into the hall." Then he moved closer to Lu Li, and said in a voice that only two people could hear, "Mr. is so beautiful today."

Lu Li endured again so he didn't slap him in the face.

The people who were still kneeling still lowered their heads, silently waiting for their monarch to take the national teacher to his seat.

Lu Li sat on the seat he hadn't seen for a long time again. He touched the wine bottle with complicated patterns on it, wondering what the patterns on it were.

At this time, Ji Shui's voice came from next to his ear: "The one printed on the wine bottle is the relief of the master's sacrificial offering."

Hearing this sound suddenly, Lu Li was startled, and the wine glass in his hand almost fell to the ground.

However, he continued to act aggressively with a face as heavy as water, giving people an unfathomable feeling.

Lu Li pretended not to hear him and ignored him, quietly listening to the flowing music.

Halfway through the banquet, several old Buxiu began to recommend their own daughters. Faced with the proposals of several ministers this time, Ji Shui hesitated for a while, and asked Lu Li as if kicking a ball: "What do you think, sir?"

Lu Li was distracted just now, and when he was asked, he was stunned for a while, and then he was silent for a while and then said: "Yes."

The ministers under the throne immediately became excited, and they all stood up and wanted to marry off their daughters.

Only then did Lu Li understand what they were discussing just now, and felt embarrassed for a moment, wondering if he should take back what he said.

Fortunately, Ji Shui said: "I'm tired today, let's discuss this matter again."

Lu Li breathed a sigh of relief, he was quite afraid that Ji Shui would really marry a wife.

That way the speed will be even harder to brush.

After the New Year's feast was finally over, Lu Li wanted to leave, but was stopped by someone sent by Ji Shui.

"My lord, the king is waiting for you in the bedroom."

Lu Li originally wanted to refuse, but thinking of his poor attitude, he still accepted the invitation.

The palace man led the way with an orange paper lantern, and Lu Li listened to his footsteps and groped in the dark.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but Lu Li felt that his hearing was being weakened a little bit. In the past, he could tell whether someone was approaching him from the breathing of people, but now he couldn't detect it at all.

Fortunately, there are almost no one who assassinated him now.

The previously keen senses suddenly became dull. When Lu Li walked, he had to listen carefully to the footsteps of the guide, so as not to fall or fail to keep up.

Lu Li asked the system, but the system said he didn't know, didn't understand, didn't know.

He wanted to kill the spicy chicken system countless times.

Lu Li listened attentively to the sound of footsteps, and did not relax until he reached the monarch's bedroom.

Ji Shui, who was waiting, waved the servant back, put down the bag in his hand, and walked towards Lu Li.

Lu Li just stood there waiting for him, being used by Ji Shui, he developed a bad habit of not wanting to do it himself.

Ji Shui took off his silver coat and put it aside, then naturally took Lu Li's hand in his, warming his cold fingers with his hot palm.

Lu Li didn't struggle either. When this kid shook his hand for the first time, he seemed to understand that he would not take revenge on him, nor would he casually stuff people into his room, so he made these intimate gestures to Lu Li. The frequency also started to increase.

Lu Lizhen regretted that he didn't get angry at the beginning, otherwise he might have repelled the shameless Ji Shui.

Ji Shui said: "Mr.'s hands are so cold." As he spoke, he pressed Lu Li's hand to his face, trying to make him warmer faster.

What Lu Li still dissatisfied with was that this kid grew as if he had taken hormones for three years. Originally, it only reached his shoulders, but now his height has become much taller than him.

Only then did Lu Li think about his business, and asked, "Why did the king ask me?"

Ji Shui said: "It's nothing, but I haven't seen you for a few days. Ji Shui misses you very much."

Lu Li gave him a piss in his heart, but he still felt that this kid was at the peak of his acting skills. He was clearly annoyed by him, but he still pretended to like him very much.

Lu Li pursed her lips and did not answer.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Ji Shui pulled Lu Li to sit on the soft couch, and said, "I wonder how Miss Ji is?"

Lu Li said: "Very good." But he was a little puzzled, Ji Shui asked Ji Qinghuan about Ji Qinghuan's situation every time he saw him, could it be that he really fell in love with her?

Ji Shui's voice has not changed from three years ago, but it has become a little deeper, and it is still so damn nice.He said, "What do you think of Miss Ji?"

Lu Li took his hand out of his hand and ignored him.

Ji Shui laughed, and then said, "I have no indecent feelings towards Miss Ji."

Whether you read it or not, it's really annoying.

Lu Li frowned and said, "If the king has nothing to do, I'll go back."

Ji Shui didn't reply to his words, but asked to himself, "I wonder if the incense smells good, sir?"

Lu Li was already very impatient, but he still suppressed and said, "It's okay."

Then he heard Ji Shui laugh like a madman, he clapped his hands and said, "Very good, very good."

Lu Li felt that his smile was a bit pervasive, and his brows frowned even tighter. He stood up and touched the scepter standing beside him.

Before he could say anything, Ji Shui said slowly, "Tonight, Gu orders people to wash the National Teacher's Mansion with blood."

This sentence was like an atomic bomb, which stunned Lu Li's unconscious mind. He was so stunned that he couldn't control his expression. Although he was shocked in his heart, his facial expression was cold and stiff.

Ji Shui laughed again, making Lu Li's hair stand on end.

There was a bit of reluctance and doubt in his voice: "Gu spent three years dormant, and secretly disintegrated the power of the gentleman. Isn't the husband sad or angry?"

Fuck!Why not sad!Why not be angry!Me and my little friends are shocked!

The point is that he hasn't returned Ji Shuiniang's head to him yet!This kid suddenly made a big move!

No precautions, no preparations!

Ji Shui saw that the man's face was as calm as ever, without the slightest surprise or surprise, as if all his plans were not worth mentioning in his eyes, and all ironic words were like hitting cotton.

Lu Li really wanted to swing him out with one sleeve, but just as he raised his sleeve, Ji Shui grabbed his arm with such force that Lu Li had nowhere to go.

Then, Ji Shui knocked off his arm twice like snapping chicken wings. Lu Li felt a sharp pain in his shoulder and was about to cry out with a scream, but he bit his lip tightly and couldn't bear it. Living.

Lu Li frantically knocked on the system in his heart, asking him what was going on.

The system is silent.

There was a soft bed under Lu Li, and the strength of his resistance was no different from hitting a stone with a pebble.Then he felt his eyes loosen, and the cloth towel tied around his eyes was torn off.

Ji Shui rubbed his face with his hands, and said in a low voice, "It's this expression that makes Gu want to humiliate Mr. in his crotch..."

Fuck your uncle's bloody expression!