Quick Pass Slag Attack Guide

When the dinner was about to start, Ji Shui sent someone to invite the national teacher to the dinner.It's just that the little monarch didn't let other people do it for him, but came to the mansion of the national teacher himself.

He dismissed the servants who were guarding outside the room, and did not ask them to go in to announce. Instead, he took the fruit plate that the servants wanted to bring into the room, opened the door and walked in.

The room was lit with intoxicating incense, and the man half lying on the soft couch was wearing a thin moon-white tunic, and his raven-colored hair was loosely scattered around his body.He wore the same moon-white cloth scarf over his eyes, his complexion was a little sickly pale, and his lips were more red in contrast.

His slender ankles and those jade-like feet were exposed, so white that you could almost see the blue blood vessels underneath, and the round toes were slightly pink, and the bend was a thrilling beauty.Seems like a pampered person.

The servant who kneaded his calf lowered his head, with greed and envy flashing in his eyes.

Ji Shui put the fruit plate on the table, and Chong noticed that his servant made a silent movement.

Then he picked up a grape and brought it to the mouth of the national teacher.

He originally thought that the stagnant man should be taking a nap, but he didn't expect that when he passed the grape over, the national teacher opened his mouth and bit the grape.

Ji Shui saw the man's scarlet tongue inadvertently revealed, and then he looked away.

He asked the servant who was massaging the national teacher to change places with him, and then, the young monarch half-kneeled on the ground, and stretched out his hands to gently knead the man's legs.

Ever since he was assassinated just now, Lu Li has been worried.Of course, he was not worried that he would be killed, but worried about the fate of the assassin who was stunned by him at once.

Listening to the system describing this wonderful world, the perverted country, the mad teacher and the monarch who ran away in the end, Lu Li felt that his three views were infinitely collapsing, and his offline was constantly being lowered.

The system encouraged: "Come on!"

Lu Li was helpless: "This world is too cruel...can you change it?"

The system began to accuse him again: "This is the world you chose."

"...I choose your sister." Slapped me on the mouth of that bad thing.

Although Lu Li was comfortable lying on the soft couch, his body was a little stiff in maintaining this position.He kicked the person who was massaging him, intending to make him stop first, and then turn himself sideways.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he lightly kicked that person, his feet were grabbed by a hand, and his toes seemed to be licked by the wet and hot tip of his tongue, and then they were sucked into the warm mouth.

An electric current rushed along the tailbone to an indescribable place, Lu Li immediately pulled his foot back, frowned and scolded: "Bold!"

The room was unusually quiet, there was no sound of someone kneeling begging for mercy, nor the sound of the guards outside him pushing the door and pushing people out.

Lu Li was hesitating whether to slap him out with one sleeve, but he was afraid that if he didn't slap him, his character would collapse.

While he was still hesitating, Lu Li heard the young man chuckle and said, "Sir, it's me."

Fuck!Ji Shui!abnormal!

Lu Li yelled a few words in his heart, but his face was still calm, he covered his feet with the hem of his clothes, and said to the young monarch, "King."

It seems that Ji Shui really likes Bai Tingge if he can make the young monarch achieve this level.Lu Li was puzzled, but why didn't the temperature rise at all?

Ji Shui seemed to be in a very happy mood, and he said, "Ji Shui has come to personally invite you to the birthday banquet."

Lu Li nodded, but didn't pursue what happened just now.Then he got off the soft couch, and said to the fearful servant next to him: "Changing clothes for me."

Before the servant could respond, Ji Shui interrupted him, saying, "I'll change your clothes for you, sir." Then he said to the servant, "Go down."

The servant didn't move, as if he was in a dilemma.

Lu Li waved to him, and he knelt down and kowtowed as if he had been pardoned, and retreated tremblingly.

Lu Li was thinking about how to deal with Ji Shui, and now the plot should have reached Ji Shui's trembling M, as if he had already expressed his love to Bai Tingge, and Bai Tingge pushed him to the throne.

It's just that he doesn't know if this kid is sincere, or is it a disguise to take advantage of Bai Tingge?

Lu Li walked behind the screen swaggeringly.He couldn't describe this feeling, it was really strange, even if his eyes were dark, but his body seemed to still retain the original memory, and he would always find the exact location he wanted to go to.

Ji Shui also followed him to the back of the screen, where there was a wardrobe.

Ji Shui opened the closet and began to choose the clothes for the national teacher to wear tonight.

Lu Li heard him muttering to himself, saying that this pattern is too simple, and that one is too simple, and he has been waiting here for a while and hasn't picked it out yet.

Lu Li couldn't help but said, "Any one is fine."

Ji Shui shook his head and disagreed: "No, Mr. is so different from ordinary people, so naturally he has to choose a gorgeous dress to complement it." After finishing speaking, he picked out a more pleasing fancy dress, and then fiddled with Lu Li. .

Lu Li felt speechless, so he didn't answer his words.

When Ji Shui undressed him, Lu Li opened his hands to let him take it off for him.

Since he was willing to serve him, Lu Li no longer refused.Although Ji Shui would serve Bai Tingge to change his clothes in the original plot, but he just waited outside the screen, unexpectedly today he suddenly got up to change his clothes for him himself.

The moon-white undershirt was taken off, Ji Shui turned his back to him, and could see the man's beautiful back.Although under the cover of heavy robes, there will always be a feeling that his body is very thin, but in fact, the national teacher has a good figure after practicing martial arts all the year round, with clear texture, and his flexible body looks very explosive.

Lu Li felt a little uneasy with his upper body naked. At first he didn't care, but he suddenly remembered that according to the urine nature of the world, men can also have desires for men.

He can't accept this point.

What Ji Shui chose for him was a bright red robe, which was woven with gold threads into intricate and mysterious patterns, and the whole dress exuded extravagance and nobility.

Bai Tingge's clothes were all white, and the only red robe was prepared overnight when the new king ascended the throne.The most expensive fabrics, the most luxurious gold threads, and the best female workers are used, and every stitch and thread costs money.

When Lu Li was told by the system the color of his clothes, he actually refused in his heart.

But Ji Shui didn't give him a chance to refuse, and quickly and meticulously dressed him one by one.

There were probably three or four layers, and Lu Li felt a little heavy wearing them all.

So here comes the question, so why did Ji Shui dress him himself?Is it to supervise that he must wear this red dress?

Before Lu Li could figure it out, Ji Shui asked him to come to the vanity mirror, picked up the comb and combed his smooth long hair, and then tied his hair with a golden headdress.

After dressing up Lu Li, Ji Shui looked at the man and said, "Mr. is so pretty."

"..." Lu Li reckoned that this kid was playing tricks, and Bai Tingge might accept his tricks, but Lu Li didn't want to talk to him at all.

The system said that he has the highest appearance in this world, and that beauty is a shocking and weeping ghost, basically the type of people who share the anger of gods and humans.

But Lu Li was very angry. He thought it would be nice for a man to be handsome and stylish. What's the use of being so good-looking?The most important thing is that he can't see it yet!Can't lick the face value!

Ji Shui handed him his scepter made of jade, and said, "Sir, the carriage is waiting outside, let's go."

Lu Li took the scepter over and nodded.

Ji Shui didn't help him, and it could even be said that after changing his clothes, he kept a respectful distance from him.

That's because when Bai Tingge was Mr. Ji Shui, Ji Shui also tried to help him diligently, but Bai Tingge warned him in a cruel way.

It was the time when Ren Zhi was put in Ji Shui's room in the middle of the night!It even made a hanger for him in a fancy name!Let him laugh!

Laugh at your head!Normal people are not scared to death!

Bai Tinge has always disliked being looked down upon by others, and he is quite perverted, pulling down the miserable servants to gouge their eyes and cut their tongues, so when the servants who served him faced him, they didn't dare Make a sound.

Lu Li really wanted a dog leash.

However, he found that although he couldn't see, his sense of hearing became very keen. The sound seemed to be magnified countless times in his ears, and he could follow Ji Shui's slight footsteps.

When he sat on the soft cushion of the carriage, Lu Li really wanted to have Ge You's paralysis, but he could only sit upright and stare ahead.

Ji Shui knew that the national teacher liked to be quiet, so he sat beside him and didn't speak.

Not long after, the groom waved his whip, the four corners were hung with golden bells, and the extraordinarily magnificent carriage stopped.

Lu Li sat stiffly, and stopped when he heard the sound of hooves. Before Ji Shui could greet him, he stepped on the back of the human flesh pad and got out of the car.

Hearing the unique golden bell of the monarch's carriage, the people in the hall came out in a hurry, knelt together at the door, and all prostrated themselves on the ground to salute.

Ji Shui waved them to stand up, and invited the national teacher in first.

Lu Li reflexively felt that Ji Shui was a bit pretentious.

However, the system of this country has always been like this, even the monarch must be courteous to the national teacher, and everything will be done according to the wishes of the national teacher.

The originally noisy environment was now eerily quiet, and when Lu Li climbed the steps, he could only hear his suppressed, extremely low breathing.

Everyone stared intently at the national teacher in a red robe. It was rare to see a national teacher who had always loved pure white wearing bright red.They all have fascination and admiration in their eyes, looking at him is like looking at the most noble god, even if they have to dedicate their lives for him, they will not hesitate.

Every national teacher will be blindly loved, and this is especially prominent when it is manifested in Bai Tingge.

No matter how perverted Bai Tingge was, how he killed innocent people at will, they would think that everything the teacher did was right.Just like when Bai Tingge laid trumped-up charges on the old monarch, the public opinion also overwhelmingly supported the national teacher.

Lu Li called this phenomenon primitive idolatry.

Otherwise, the monarchs of all dynasties tried their best to shackle the power of the national teacher.

But since there are brainless fans, there are also black fans, and there are also many people who are unhappy with the national teacher, otherwise Bai Tingge would not be assassinated every day.

It wasn't until Lu Li sat in his seat that he felt slightly relieved.

Then, under the prompt of the system, he accurately located Ji Qinghuan who was in the front left corner of him.

Ji Shui was sitting on the upper seat, and Lu Li was very close to him, within a distance of high-fiving the two of them.

Today is Ji Shui's birthday banquet, and it is also the age when he has reached the crown.In the original plot, although Bai Tingge didn't come to his birthday banquet, he did bring his present.

Lu Li didn't want to think about what kind of gift it was - it was a drum made of human scalp.

And the material used is still the old monarch's, that is, Ji Shui's father's.

Ji Shui didn't know it at first, but he was very happy to be knocked on.But he underestimated Bai Tingge's abnormality, he was afraid that Ji Shui would not know, and asked the servant who came to deliver the drum to kindly remind him that the drum was made of your father's skin.

Ji Shui ordered the servant who came to give the gift to be shot with random arrows on the spot, but in the end he endured the anger and didn't bother Bai Tingge.

Lu Li was terrified when he heard this, and said in fear, "Get lost, I'll block you later."

The system said: "You don't have that permission, nor do you have that function." After speaking, he laughed twice.

Lu Li: "..." I really miss you every day.

Lu Li sat on the seat with his wine glass turned, listening to the string-like music in his ears, the babbling sound was a bit like Jiangnan's ditty, but it was a little different.

When it was time to present the gifts, Lu Li had already had the gifts prepared, and then handed them over to the servants around the monarch early in the morning.

His unbroken three views made him of course unable to give away the human skin drum frantically, but randomly selected the Four Treasures of the Study to give to Ji Shui.

The Four Treasures of the Study are not terrible, what is terrible is that even such ordinary and simple things are made of precious materials.

Inlaid with gold and made of white jade, it gives full play to the characteristics of rich and powerful local tyrants.

The young monarch was very happy to receive this gift, a little less happy than receiving gifts from ordinary people.

Lu Li maintained the high-cold personality of the national teacher, and he didn't say a word for a long time. The only movement was nodding, and Ji Shui spoke for him.

The dinner was in full swing, and sure enough, some good ministers heard that they were going to dedicate their daughters to Ji Shui and asked him to fill the palace.

But it's true, the old monarch gave birth to him when Ji Shui was the age, and Ji Shui still doesn't even have a maid in the room, let alone have a baby.

The system said: "You ordered him not to find a concubine."

Lu Li's fingers froze as he leisurely turned the wine glass, and he said, "Bai Tingge is an idiot? Why didn't you let Ji Shui find a wife??"

System: "You are afraid that he doesn't love you."

Lu Li said: "Love a fart, who wants him to love."

Lu Li was also popularized by the system for some plots. Before that, a minister recommended his daughter to Ji Shui, and Ji Shui stayed, and then...

Bai Tinge couldn't bear it anymore, he threw those women into the snake den and after being treated like this, he even peeled off their skins completely, and then hung them in Ji Shui's room.

Imagine, dripping bloody skin hanging from the beam, staring at you with dark eye sockets.

Lu Li took another breath, feeling cold all over.

Holy crap, no matter how interested Ji Shui is, he'll blow him away!