[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

When I went back, Cao Bi rushed over as if seeing a savior, I hurriedly avoided and tried to comfort him: "Sorry, I don't like uncle!"

Cao Bi: "..."

He carried me to the bathroom with a dark face, opened the door and threw me in, then closed the door and left. (The best novel reading experience is in 【】)

The bathroom was steaming and there was water all over the floor.When I was a cat, I would hate bathing a little bit, but when I become a guinea pig, I am afraid that I will be trampled to death by a lark.As for changing people... Hehe Naked/running is a serious crime that disturbs morals.

After walking a few steps forward, I saw Skylark slumped on the ground, his uniform was wetly stuck to his body, and a little skin color could be vaguely seen under the white shirt.The black hair was dripping with water, and the eyebrows and eyes were blocked. Seeing me walking over, the gray-blue light shone slightly. Lark moved his body, stretched his arms, and pulled me over to hug me.

Why?Hey hey?How is this going?Is spring coming for meow? !

"Bath." Lark's voice was a little hoarse, he gently hugged me and stood up, then threw me into the bathtub with a "bang".

"Gululu..." I choked on a few sips of water, struggled to row to the edge of the bathtub, grabbed my two front paws, and raised my head to look at him pitifully.

Skylark looked at me condescendingly, folded his hands on his chest, and said indifferently: "I remember that my cat is dead."

"..."

I gritted my teeth and turned back into a guinea pig.Unexpectedly, he said again: "The guinea pig is also dead!"

I simply changed back to human form, and Hibari bent down and stroked my hair.As we got closer, I seemed to smell a faint smell of alcohol coming from him.Looking up at him again, it turned out that his expression was abnormally gentle—well, the kind of gentleness he treated with pets.

"I think I've seen you before." He said suddenly.

"Yeah, I've seen it many times." I couldn't complain.

"No..." He frowned slightly, as if he had encountered some incomprehensible problem, "Where is it?"

The person in the warm blisters felt refreshed physically and mentally. I scratched the hair hanging down to my shoulders, and I casually said, "The world was ten years ago."

"Ten years ago?" He was taken aback.

I jumped out of the tub transformed into a guinea pig, and wrapped myself in a towel.Urging: "It's almost bedtime, don't you take a bath?"

Skylark nodded, and I went out to the bathroom to dry off and transform, then put on my pajamas and went out to find Kusakabe.

Kusakabe: "The chairman accidentally got drunk."

"Oh." I nodded.

"But he hasn't eaten yet." After a pause, Cao Bi consciously explained, "He is waiting for you."

I was moved.

He ordered dinner and brought it into the house, and had another meal with Skylark.I couldn't even stand up, and Skylark didn't intend to go to sleep immediately.

I walked to the desk, saw some notebooks on it, and opened one casually, but it was "my" own thing.The content is some experience in the process of learning spells.

I roughly flipped through a few notebooks, and I almost knelt down. Did I, who is so densely packed with countless spells in the future, actually learn all of them?Amazing my brother, no wonder Li Baoen gave "him" such a high evaluation.

—Unfathomable.

A piece of paper fell out of the notebook, I picked it up and looked at it, it said: I gave it to you, remember to study hard!

Although there was no signature, I immediately understood who wrote it.

Skylark turned on the TV and was watching the news, so I simply sat down and started watching carefully from the beginning.

Incantations are actually not difficult to say. They all depend on memory. In the early days, you have to recite the incantation silently in your heart, and at the same time cooperate with certain gestures before you can cast it.When you are proficient, you can cast it with a single thought.

It is the behavior of local tyrants to write directly on special paper like Natsume's.

I originally planned to look for and learn some simple and practical spells, but I didn’t expect that the healing spells I wanted at the very beginning, followed by chicken blood curse invisibility, etc., I learned all the way to the past with great interest, and found the first book The record on the last page is actually Yang curse! !

Think about it too, as a god, how could it be possible to only provide but not take away!It would be too useless if there were such side effects every time a spell was cast to save someone.I suddenly remembered that Ah Gang once mentioned that the future me deliberately harmed them. I thought it was a kindness that was not rewarded, but it turned out to be intentional! !

Of course, the yang mantra is for life. If I want to use it, it is best to choose the Qingxin mantra, which has a relatively light effect.

As for the name of the spell?Please don't take it too seriously, their original names don't matter at all, these are convenient memories that "I" have recreated.

I was so absorbed in learning that when I remembered to check the time, it was already twelve o'clock.The program originally broadcast on the TV has ended, and now it is actually the late night program - SpongeBob SquarePants...

The scene is honeyed and ridiculous.

Walking over with light steps, I found that Skylark had fallen asleep leaning on the sofa.After turning off the TV, I bent down and lightly touched his face with my fingers.

Smooth and elastic, with a scalding temperature.My heart started beating uncontrollably again.

To be honest, Lark looks really good!

Sometimes I even wonder if I like him just for sex.Think about what this face will look like 40 years later, thick waist and wide back, black and red complexion, shrewd and philistine in the eyes, and the choking smell of cigarettes when you open your mouth...

Adding the appearance of the least handsome middle-aged man I have ever seen to Lark, I took a deep breath, fine, I calmed down as expected.

I kissed his forehead through the hair, I hugged him as gently as possible and put him on the bed, put the quilt down, but suddenly a hand came out from under the quilt to grab me, Skylark opened his eyes and looked at me, his lips opened and closed slightly , the sound is low and inaudible.

"Forgot?"

forgot what?I was a little puzzled, but I still answered him with certainty: "I remember every second I spent with Lord Skylark clearly!"

After hearing a satisfactory answer, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

I couldn't tell whether he was awake or asleep, so I sat on the edge of the bed so as not to wake him up.

Looking at his quiet eyebrows and eyes in the dark, I found that I have never understood my mind so clearly like at this moment.

Ahhh! ! !Drunk Hibari-sama is so cute~~~! !

I really want to kneel and lick!No, no, no, I have to control myself, if I am too wretched, I will be hated by Skylark!

But, I really want to be stepped on by him... No, wait, wait, what am I thinking?What the hell is stepping on? ! ! ! [Holding head] I've never seen that kind of messy movie, but I'm a good boy, why would Mao know such a thing?Which bastard taught it to me? !

【Ding!The newly released yellow European and American calcium tablets only cost [-] gold coins!Do you want to buy? 】

roll! !

.........

After staying up until midnight, I couldn't control my drowsiness and turned into a guinea pig and rolled into the quilt and fell asleep.

The next day, Yunque got up, exercised, ate breakfast and beat someone with a normal face, as if he had completely forgotten what happened last night.

I'm a little lucky, if Skylark found out about the soft and cute appearance last night, he would definitely become angry and bite me to death, and he would never drink again in the future (this is the point)! ! !Therefore, it is better to forget silently.

The law and order on the street here is not bad, I guess it is the credit of Skylark ten years later.The juvenile version of Skylark expressed dissatisfaction with this. In fact, he was also dissatisfied with where he would live in ten years later. In his opinion, he only condescended to live in "other people's" house as a last resort.

So he chose to stay at school most of the time.However, the empty and unfamiliar reception room still made him unhappy, and the lifeless appearance of Sheng Sheng Middle School, which was ready to close the school at any time, made people feel sad (?), only the noisy and annoying appearance of Zetian and his group remained the same.

I crawled on the belly of the lark, practicing what I learned last night over and over again, the healing technique, the clearing spell, the healing spell, the clearing spell...

Yang, the poor skylark boy, would have been broken for so many times by others. .

Lying on the cool roof with his hands behind his head, Yunque said in a sluggish way, "My injury has healed."

I paused, and silently changed the healing technique to the Chicken Blood Curse, and the two completely counterproductive spells □□ fell on Skylark. Within a few minutes, Skylark's face really changed.

He sat up very irritably, and showed me his kidnapper.

At this moment, Timely Yu Song Jiang, oh no, Dino appeared on the high place ten years later after he was in a hurry to reincarnate, his eyes were fixed on the skylark, and he smiled lewdly.

At the same time as Skylark got up, I had already jumped aside neatly, swung my front paws, and instantly cast a Yang curse on him at a speed that I couldn't even imagine!

Dino's expression changed slightly, and he said with a wry smile, "Little Dolphin is still protecting food as always."

I became more and more unhappy, and stared at him bitterly: "You actually knew what I did all at once, so it can be seen that you didn't think of anything good just now!"

"No, you have actually overlooked one possibility." He shook his head, as if recalling something, his eyes full of pain, "That is, I may have been tricked countless times!"

The skylark who was ignored was furious, he was a little excited because he was hit by the chicken blood curse, but Dino was forced back a few steps, he narrowed his eyes, and there was a murderous intent in them: "Wow! How courageous, are you playing dumb in front of me?"

Me, Dino, and Uncle Romario who was watching were silent at the same time.

It's not a dumb fan, it's Lark you are too pure and we are too dirty t-t-t-t! !Ahhh rz, I hate myself for being so wretched!

"Hehe..." Dino laughed a few times, "Children should not know this kind of thing too clearly..."

This sentence can stab a hornet's nest, and Skylark's anger is even worse. The two kidnappers are burning with fierce purple flames, and they slap Dino's face.

Seeing that they won't be able to finish their work for a while, I thought about it and decided to take the opportunity to visit Natsume Shrine.

I found a corner and sneaked into my clothes, put on my wallet, took a taxi to the outside of the forest, and walked for half an hour.

It was definitely my life's mistake to learn Yang Mantra first instead of learning wind from feet first!

When I came to the shrine, I looked up at the majestic and majestic (ah?) palace in front of me, and I couldn't be calm for a long time.I haven't seen you in ten years, how rich is Natsume? ! !Which idle rich man donated so much money? Hey!How can this make me so poor?

The god was away on a business trip recently, and the gate of the shrine was tightly closed, so naturally there were no pilgrims.I pushed open the door without realizing it, only to see a private car parked in the courtyard.

There was a sound of hurried footsteps, and then a tall and handsome man with gray and old-fashioned hair who looked a little familiar but I dare to swear that I had never seen it before came out of the backyard. When he saw me, he frowned and tentatively Shouted: "Mr. Dolphin?"

Me: "Hey...Who are you waiting for?"

He sized me up again, with scrutiny in his eyes, and said to himself: "It looks like Mr. Dolphin, yes, but it looks much younger."

It seems that he should be an "acquaintance" who can say this. I nodded at him and said hello: "Hello, I am Lark Dolphin ten years ago."

"Ten years ago?" He actually accepted the rhetoric all at once, "Hello, my name is Usami Akihiko."

"..."

"........."

In my mind, [-] mud horses galloped by, and I held my head and shook my head: "Ah, Usami Akihiko, is it Misaki's Usami?" Oh my god!Although I know that I am in the anime world, and I have seen the gap between Two-dimensional and three-dimensional, but Su! !I haven't seen the real male protagonist... No, I can't say that, anyway, I recognize Misaki, but he was still a kid at that time! !No, no, that's not what I mean, I mean that although it's a li/fan, it doesn't reveal anything... Ah, my god, what am I thinking... The two of them are obviously very innocent, and they haven't confessed their love...

"...Ten years ago, by the way, I heard that you helped Misaki become a god at that time."

My mind was still being frantically swiped by the word "pure love". Before I could recover, another thunderclap resounded across the sky. Wait, what did I just hear, what, God?Is it the god from Future Diary?Is it the future diary composed of policemen, terrorists, and sick and perverted people? !Misaki won?

Is the world crazy?Although I hid Misaki's diary and protected his safety in this way, but Misaki's situation is not a case of participating in the competition at all, is deu crazy about the heir? !

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, looking at the void with a dreamy face, Yu Zuo saw Qiuyan cough dryly: "Since he is here, let's take a look at him."

"Huh? Oh..." I didn't notice his expression, I followed him to the deepest part of the yard, looking at the thick barriers outside the room, I finally realized something was wrong.

Usajian pushed open the door, revealing the motionless figure lying quietly on the tatami inside, and said in a low voice, "Misaki, Ton-kun is here to see you."