[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

I was woken up in the middle of the night by a freezing cold.

I half-opened my eyes in a daze, looked at the closed window, reached out to turn off the desk lamp, closed my eyes and continued to sleep soundly.

"￥#$%..." Someone seemed to be talking in my ear, and I felt drowsy. Impatiently, I covered my head with the quilt, and shouted "Shut up", and the world stopped.

But this yell woke me up.I opened my eyes wide suddenly, my whole body was stiff and I didn't dare to move.The reason for this is that I have already realized who the fuck was the guy who was talking in my ear just now.

The person who appeared at this place at this time is, of course, my master, Hibari Kyouya.

I breathed lightly, pricked up my ears, and listened carefully to the movements of the skylark.I was going to rush over to hug my thigh and beg for mercy one second before he drew the kidnapper.

However, 1 minute passed, 5 minutes passed, and half an hour passed.Just when I was about to go to sleep for the second time, the door opened, and Skylark came in and opened the closet to get the clothes.Soon, there was the sound of water in the bathroom.

I even vaguely heard Lark belch.

t口t So... did you come to ask me to eat just now?

I kept my posture and didn't dare to move. I opened my eyes wide and stared blankly for another half an hour before I waited until Lark came out of the bathroom.

The sound of Lark's footsteps gradually approached, and for some reason, my heartbeat suddenly accelerated.He stopped by the bed, I don't know if it's an illusion, I seem to smell the fragrance of bath liquid through the quilt.

"Crack!" The light came on.

He went around to the other side of the bed, lifted the quilt and lay down in.

In fact, this bed can only be regarded as a relatively large single bed. Although it can fit the two of us, it is inevitable that there will be some physical contact.Fortunately, I moved my position to turn off the light and now it is closer to the bed, otherwise... Skylark would definitely have pulled me down.

There was a faint rustling sound of pages turning, guessing that Lark might be reading seriously, I quietly lifted the quilt by one centimeter, exposing my nostrils to let myself breathe.

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, Yunque finally put down the book, leaned forward with his upper body, stretched out his arms, and turned off the light.

In the darkness, I felt him pull down the quilt a little, and then the bed sank slightly, and a warm body still with moisture was lying next to me.

I found that my brain was starting to be a little delirious, my body was vaguely uncomfortable, and somewhere in the bottom of my heart was agitated.

Immediately afterwards, when I realized what was wrong with me, there was a bang in my head and it exploded.

When the person you like is lying next to you defenseless, naked, no, wearing thin pajamas, eyes closed, posing a look that you can pick (not) Bar.

It didn't feel like being a pet before, but when you become a human and still sleep together, the difference is really too big.

This is going to be bad!

I could feel that Skylark wasn't asleep either. It was really strange that he could sleep with someone next to him, but what was really strange was that he didn't tell me to get out.

Ah, ah, this is too bad.In fact, at this time, I hope that he can beat me unceremoniously, so that I won't have so many messy thoughts.

I closed my eyes, focused slowly, moved my body as if to turn over, and then suddenly turned into a guinea pig.

——Just as if I fell asleep and became better unintentionally.

Skylark seemed to be taken aback for a moment, then he reached out and dug me out of the pajamas and put me next to the pillow.I instinctively rubbed against each other, took a deep breath, and gradually calmed down.

I remember that Skylark seemed to be injured, and I don't know if Yan is serious...

Forget it, let's help him look at it tomorrow.

.........

When he woke up the next day, Lark was still asleep, probably because he was too tired, and I didn't dare to disturb him.

It's too hot for two people(?) to sleep next to each other in such a hot weather, and I'm still hairy(...), the point is that I really need a cold shower now because of what happened in the middle of last night.

Sneaking out of the bed, she used her claws to pull the bathroom door open a small crack to get in, and then quickly closed the door.I breathed a sigh of relief, and finally turned into a human with peace of mind.

While taking a shower, I flipped through the tutoring videos in my mind, turned to the trial, opened it and watched it carefully.Skylark... Skylark... Oh, I found it, oh shit, Kurum was almost played with by tentacles!It was Skylark who showed up in time to save the beauty. Where did that idiot Liu Daoku go at such a critical moment! ... Verdi, this guy is really... He is just a baby, and he is also a scientist. Why does Mao always feel that this guy has a wretched vibe all over him?It's really in vain to have a five-short figure.

Seven children of the rainbow, seven Vongola... wait, is there something wrong? ...I seem to have forgotten something very important, what is it?

I was so engrossed in my thoughts that I didn't pay attention to it for a long time, until the bathroom door was suddenly opened, I was startled and turned my head suddenly.The four eyes are facing each other.

……

Quiet.

An eerie silence like hell.

The morning breeze blew into the bathroom, and I got goosebumps from the cold.

"Morning, good morning..." I smiled awkwardly, looked at the chairman who was standing at the door, and almost knelt down, "Well, can I trouble you to close the door? I'll be there soon. I only need 3 minute!"

I was afraid that Skylark would say "Wow, are you ordering me? Herbivore", but luckily no.There was so much moisture that I couldn't see his expression clearly, but I guessed that he must be very angry—because he closed the door with so much force that it almost knocked down the window.

During breakfast, the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, Yunque kept his face livid, not sure if it was because he was unhappy about being killed in seconds yesterday or because of something else.Although I turned back into a guinea pig, I didn't have the nerve to approach Skylark at this time.Kusakabe, on the other hand, looked like he couldn't understand how bad the atmosphere was, and described my evil deeds to Hibari incessantly.

Skylark was so annoyed that he finally managed to shut him up with a slap on Cao Bi's face.

Cao Bi looked at me with an old face full of grievances, and his eyes seemed to say: What did you do to make the chairman angry?

It's absolutely none of my business!

Today I have an important plot to go. To be honest, I don’t like to be involved in this kind of thing. As for the established ending and the established future, what can I do if I am involved?I might as well save my time and go about my own business.

However, Skylark is in a bad mood today.

His handsome face was tense, full of murderous intent, those beautiful eyes stared at someone who was pregnant, oh no, I mean, who was paralyzed with fright.

In this situation, I don't have the guts to take the initiative to talk to him.But sneaking off without saying a word?Ha ha, are you courting death?

Unexpectedly, the grinding was delayed until the white chess-like thing flew over.

"Come with me!"

After the thing was disabled, Skylark grabbed me and stuffed it into his pocket, then flew all the way to the island by car and boat.

Me: "..." Do you dare to ask my opinion before doing this?If nothing else, I'll ask you if you dare! !

When it arrived, just like in the plot, Kurum was hoisted high, and everyone else had no time.Taking advantage of the time when the skylark rushed to save people, I jumped into the grass and hid in a place where there was no one, changed my body, and put on my clothes secretly.

Now that I'm here, I can't just stand there and ignore it.Although I knew in my heart that nothing big would happen to them, the problem was that they didn't know what to do.If you don't care about it at all, what should you do if you are hated?

After getting dressed, I went back to the seaside. The flame of death energy had been sucked away by Verdi. Although Skylark stood upright, I could see that he was a little bit out of strength.Hurriedly walked over to support him, Yunque's reaction was as expected - throwing him off without any hesitation!

It was Zetian who looked at me in surprise and shouted, "Mr. Dolphin, you are here too!"

"Huh? Do you recognize me like this?" Not many people have seen me like this.

"Well... see you in ten years..."

Just chatting for a few words, Verti on the opposite side released four huge lobsters... Fuck me, I didn't think much of it when I watched the anime, but when I actually saw it, it felt really disgusting... I hate more than Creatures on four legs!

It should be recorded so that Qi Mu can experience it too.

The four lobsters came straight to attack. I watched Peng Gelie and his party fall weakly and weakly under the iron hooves of the strange beasts. After all, I couldn't help exuding a little pity, and tied the four monsters with a swing of the rope.

The monsters couldn't see the rope and would just struggle indiscriminately. Zetian seemed to understand my ability very well, and smiled at me gratefully.

I thought about it carefully, if I fix this thing for them, I'm afraid the plot will not go well afterwards.So he turned his head to look at Zetian boy and asked, "Do you want me to help you kill them? Well, I don't care, I'm afraid that Li Baoen will not agree!"

Before Zetian could answer, I went to see Yunque again, seeing the vague anger on his face, I was a little guilty, but more of it was a kind of eagerness to try, and the words I blurted out were even more bold than I dared to think. I can hardly control myself from teasing/teasing him with too excited or too turbulent tone: "Master Yunque is still handsome and compelling even if he shows such a weak willow Fufeng~~~!" Maybe the more capable he is The thicker the skin, maybe I have realized that the threat of force from the skylark to me is gradually decreasing, maybe... as early as the moment I can turn into a human, I have already stood in that unreachable position...

It seems that something is about to move.

"Herbivore!" Skylark stood up with a sneer, and the brilliant purple flames spread all over the kidnapper in an instant. He used his first turn after recovering his strength to prove to me whether he was really weak and weak.

The plot has begun.

I watched Zetian struggle from dying to resisting, and from full of confidence to helpless anger when he saw the explosion of the Rainbow Son, and suddenly felt that he really belonged to the male protagonist who was born with great luck and forced his life.It's just too bullying, almost everyone has to bully him for a while when he first came out, just "Never Forgive" and then slapped himself with sympathy, there are too many cases.How could such a hard-working and gentle male protagonist be overwhelmed by Shenwei...

Hey, by the way, Kamui, where did Kamui go?It seems... I haven't seen him for a long time. Isn't he the Guardian of Thunder?And it's the concubine/head of Pengelie's tenth generation. Is it appropriate for him not to come out on such an important occasion? ...Could it be ignored because of the lack of presence (heavy fog)?

The wrist of my left hand was suddenly pulled, and I turned around in surprise, only to see Skylark staring straight ahead as if unconsciously, he seemed to want to take me back, but it was too late.

A huge green current suddenly descended, and everyone fell to the ground in convulsions.Although Skylark's willpower was strong enough to defeat Cerbero's poison, he couldn't resist such a strong current.Don't ask me why, in fact, I can't figure it out either.

And most importantly, I didn't feel much pain. Compared with the pain caused by the tiny electric current running through my body, I felt that my wrist was actually more painful.

I was also a little weird at first, but figured it out quickly.If the thing that the main god used to hack me back then is compared to Sanwei Zhenhuo, then Lei Zhiyan is equivalent to ordinary fire.If the Sanwei Zhenhuo can handle it, it will be very difficult for this small fire to hurt me.

I squatted down to look at Yunque, and sneaked on the top of his head when he was too painful to react, and then said with a smile: "Master Skylark, do you want me to help you?" I think my gloating smile at this moment must be very pleasing People hate it, because I saw Yunque's face slightly twisted because of the pain, and the abductee moved, and I didn't know whether it was hurt or wanted to hit me.

My wrist was so painful that it was almost broken. I wondered why Yunque was still so strong. I was hesitating whether to continue to shamelessly tease him, and the plot started to go away again.

"Boom boom boom!!"

The crying Lanbo took out a bomb and threw it around, successfully interrupting the output of the small power station Verti.Then the mad scientist successfully retreated, and Zetian found his hiding place with his strange super intuition, so he was attacked.

"I think this ability will be very good when used in earthquake relief." Skylark will not swim with them to the bottom of the sea to find Verdi, although I really want to join in the fun, but seeing Skylark's not very good face , I think I should stay and "comfort" him.

Skylark closed his eyes and adjusted his breathing slowly, looking a little tired.He didn't even move his eyelashes as if he didn't hear me at all.

I suddenly remembered the scene in the martial arts TV series. Under normal circumstances, I should send some internal energy to heal his injuries.But I don't have internal energy, only spiritual energy.And I am not very proficient in using spiritual power.There are only a few spells I know, but I once learned a spell that can cheer people up, but I don’t know why. After I used it on a wounded rabbit, it... Although the wound was not healed, But immediately he went to find his good brother to reproduce with full of energy.

Maybe it has something to do with my god seal.

With an ulterior motive, I put my hand on Lark's shoulder and silently cast a Chicken Blood Curse.Ten seconds later, Skylark opened his eyes. Perhaps it was an illusion, but I always felt that his eyes were bright.Carefully controlling my eyes that kept moving down, I tentatively asked, "Master Skylark, how...how are you feeling now?"

"Feeling?" He raised the corner of his mouth, stood up slowly, his eyes shone with a captivating gleam, and then drew his crutch over without warning.

My reaction now is not the same as before. I immediately dodged sideways, and then the rope flicked and wrapped around his arm.

Skylark narrowed his eyes: "Wow, your weapon...is a whip?"

"...just ordinary rope."

"It's really annoying!" He swiped his right hand against the air, cut my rope accurately, and then ordered in a strong tone, "Change it!"

Besides binding people, I don't know how to use other weapons...

"Herbivore!" He walked up to me and lifted my chin with his abductor, as if he was going to threaten me with his eyes.Ke Su, after we stared at each other for ten seconds, Yunque abruptly turned his face away and gave me a slap in the face.

Me: "..." When I thought he was going to use force, he put on a posture ready to reason with me, and when I thought he was going to make deep eye contact with me, he suddenly moved again hand.

"Well, are you okay?" Zetian, who came back from the sea, looked at me tenderly, "Your face..."

"It's okay, I don't rely on my face for food. Has the matter been resolved?"

"Hmm! Now only Li Baoen is left...Li Baoen, please!"

Taking advantage of the harmony between their master and apprentice, I quietly cast the Chicken Blood Curse on a large scale again, and then carefully observed their reactions.

Gradually, everyone's faces became ruddy, and their eyes brightened a lot.But there was no reaction similar to that of a rabbit. I just breathed a sigh of relief, and then Li Baoen suddenly shot a gun at my foot.

I froze for a moment, but Zetian was the first to stand in front of me, complaining: "Ah~ah~ Li Baoen, what are you doing? You are our companion, right?"

"Hmph!" The dead baby stared at me fiercely, "Ask what he did just now?"

"Huh?" Zetian turned his head to look at me, and I looked at him innocently, spreading my hands and said, "No, I just saw that everyone is very listless, so I cast a spell to cheer you up."

Zetian's face froze for a moment, looked at Li Baoen and asked cautiously: "No...it's really nothing...Ten years ago, Mr. Tu should..."

"What should it be?"

Prison Temple blushed and yelled at me: "You bastard, it's not enough to frame us in the future, and now you're doing it again!"

"Why don't you go for a swim..."

I turned my gaze around the people who suddenly hunched over, and landed on Hibari.

If my guess is correct, the spell I cast does have some kind of special effect.But if this is really the case, I can almost conclude that Lark, he is definitely a frigid ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !