[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Even Guimu Guima and her friends were taken aback, especially the girl in the blue dress, the flame was hanging in the palm of her hand, almost burning her own eyebrows.

The place where the girl fell was relatively close to me. I had no choice. I gritted my teeth, turned my spiritual power into a long rope and tied it to a pillar next to me, then closed my eyes and fell down.

The whistling wind was all around my ears, I held on tightly to the rope, looked at the girl who was getting closer and closer to me, saw her familiar face full of panic, stretched out my arms, and embraced her arms.Then he stepped on the wall, swished twice and jumped back to the roof.

Both Guimu Guima and the strange girl stared at me blankly. I coldly threw them a few eye knives, then adjusted my facial muscles and showed a very stiff smile: "Are you okay?"

Asakura looked at me with treacherous eyes, a subtle blush appeared on his face, and he shook his head obediently: "It's okay."

It's okay, can you please stand up by yourself?I twitched the corners of my eyes, wanting to cry but no tears.Asakura, you have to calm down!You can't suddenly fall in love with me just because I'm handsome now!Just because I saved you, you can't promise me with your body!Be reserved, girl!Don't make pink bubbles at me anymore, as long as you don't have any thoughts about me, we will still be good friends in the future! ! !

Asakura also realized that the situation was wrong, stood up hastily, at a loss: "Yes, I'm sorry, I..."

"It's okay." I hurriedly interrupted her, "Girls don't go out in the middle of the night, it's dangerous, go back quickly."

"But..." She looked at Gui Mu Gui Ma hesitantly.I waved my hand, "You go home, I'll stop them."

After all, Asakura is an ordinary girl. She just encountered danger to her life and now she is probably terrified. She didn't refuse too much. She looked at me reluctantly, as if she wanted to remember my handsome face. face, then waved his hand and left quickly.

I sighed, jumped to the tall building opposite, and held out my hand to Guimu Guima: "Hi, I'm Zhicao... Jun's friend Lark Dolphin, he entrusted me to assist you."

Guimu Guima was stunned for a moment, then held out his hand: "Hello."

I shifted my gaze to the girl in the blue skirt, looked up and down a few times, felt vaguely familiar with her, and hesitated: "This is...?"

The girl smiled at me, but her attitude was very friendly: "Hi, my name is Yuko Ninzu."

boom--! !A thunderbolt suddenly hit my forehead, I widened my eyes, and looked her up and down countless times again, especially her pair of double peaks that probably reached a D-cup, until her face changed slightly and she looked like a pervert I turned my gaze back after seeing the expression on my face, and said with a stiff smile: "Oh hehe...Sorry, I just...well, I heard that there is a very good player in the Hyotei Tennis Club called Yushi Ninzu...So, I don’t know if you recognize him or not. he?"

Ninzu Yuko's face was obviously distorted. She gritted her teeth and replied indifferently: "Really? I haven't heard of it!" Unmoved, the bracelet turned back into a boy's appearance in a flash of light, and she pushed her glasses, she, oh no, it was him who said, "Ninzu is the helper I invited, and I was going to let her do Asakura Her companion was the closest to attack, but because she was beaten up by Asakura for teasing her for the first time, she had no choice but to join my side. I planned to betray the water, but now I have you just right."

Renzu looked at Guimu Guima's handsome otaku face with great pity, and asked in confusion: "Are you going to let this guy who has never met before and who doesn't know where he came from go to attack Asakura-chan?"

Guimu Guima slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, his eyes were clear but full of wisdom: "If it is Xiaotun, I think I know him." Guimu Guima is really a very smart person. It's hard for people to underestimate him with those calm, indifferent and clear eyes, especially when they guessed my identity, they radiated a strong light because of their self-confidence, and they were so shiny and beautiful.

At least Renzu was dumbfounded.

Ignoring his idiot face, I nodded very calmly: "You're right." I'm used to being recognized by name, and I don't mean to hide it deliberately. "Can you tell me why he joined this project?"

Guimu Guima said indifferently: "It was he who offered to help. It happened that Zhicao was hospitalized and I couldn't complete the plan alone, so I let him join in."

So is it because of the greed for beauty/sex that led to getting on the thief ship by mistake?

I suddenly found it very interesting, so I opened the favorability list that I haven't used for a long time.Skip the rows of countless girls' names and the 90, 90, 90, 90, 50, 50, 50..., and then find the four characters Ninzu Yushi in the bottom column. Sensitivity is - 0.

I took a sympathetic look at Ninzu, and then looked up, and found that my favorability was 10, and further up, it said Ninzu Yuko 15. . . .Wait, where's the logic?Could it be that Guimu Guima is actually Lily?No, no, he's looking at the female version of Shinobu, so it's bg?

Out of curiosity, I opened the favorability list of Renzuzu, and also skipped some names marked with long-legged mm, ignoring their favorability of 40 or 50, and finally found Guimu Guima's in the vast crowd. The name, the favorability is actually - 70! !

I blinked and gave him another sympathetic look.

"The timing of your appearance is very good. She has a good impression of you now. As long as you follow my plan and check your favorability frequently, I believe you will be able to deal with her within a week." Guimu Guima said confidently.

Me: "..." Please don't talk to yourself, please?Who promised to go to attack the sister paper? !

Yet things settled down.After leaving a phone call with each other, I bid farewell to the two of them, and returned to Yunque's house full of haggardness.

Lark was still sleeping with his eyes closed and very comforting. I changed back into the guinea pig form, jumped on the bed and touched Lark’s neck, rubbed the cool skin, and the refreshing fragrance of the bath lingered at the tip of my nose. Close your eyes and frantically swipe the screen in your mind:

Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! !Although I can't imagine it, it seemed that Skylark was following me before! !

Damn it, Lark found out that I lied to him before I could become a human just a day later. What a misunderstanding! ! !I haven't figured out how to tell him t-t-t!It's just that after a little hesitation, it turned out like this! !

God is going to kill me...

"Hello!" Skylark, who was supposed to be asleep, suddenly called out coldly.

Startled, I hurriedly opened my eyes to look at him.

"You..." My gray-blue eyes looked dim in the dark room, my body tensed up nervously, and my heartbeat suddenly accelerated.No way, I'm going to be judged so soon... Anyway, let me delay it for a few more days...

"Did you take a shower when you got back?"

Me: "...go wash right away."

.........

Skylark didn't ask any more questions, but I took the initiative to explain everything clearly after taking a bath.Hibari's paralyzed face remained expressionless, she was silent for a while, and then suddenly stretched out her hand to me.

I froze for a moment, and handed my paw up.

"..." Yunque was silent for a while, grabbed my other paw and took off the beads, held it in front of my eyes for a closer look.

Imagine the appearance of a refreshing and beautiful young man holding a wretched object and observing it carefully, combined with the faint confusion and curiosity in his eyes, that scene is really...

I covered my nose and bowed my head deeply.

After researching for a while, Yunque, who obviously didn't get any results, threw the beads aside, and shook the back of my neck again. The warm light softened his face, and his voice seemed to have some warmth : "You really don't have the consciousness of being a pet at all."

"A pet's self-awareness... what is it?"

Skylark obviously hesitated for a moment, but soon raised a smile with a little interest and contempt: "Wow! Are you questioning me, herbivore!"

"No! Absolutely not!"

My resolute attitude made Yunque's smile deepen, and he explained slowly and kindly: "Don't just bring back messy things."

"..." Messy things?My gaze drifted slightly... After all, it is a god who is ranked first, but it is actually called a mess.

Skylark raised his eyebrows: "Do you have any doubts?"

"No!" I'm sorry Xiaoqian... I apologize silently in my heart, and as compensation, I will take you to eat delicious food in the future.

"No crowds allowed."

Me: "T 口 t... I'm sorry I won't do it in the future!"

"You are not allowed to go out at night."

"……Yes."

"keep clean."

"Oh."

"Don't always mess with herbivores."

"... Oh." I'm a herbivore, I'm really sorry... By the way, is it really okay for you to be so turtle/hairy, Skylark?It's too much calculation.

"Any dissatisfaction?"

"No..." So, is it a family rule?But why is Mao slightly happy?

Sure enough,, did you become a shaking m unknowingly?

Skylark is unbelievably tolerant most of the time, but unexpectedly harsh in some insignificant aspects...These don't matter to me, so I agreed very quickly.As for dignity and integrity, that was all thrown away dozens of chapters ago.

I happily reached a consensus with Skylark, he didn't mention the transformation at all, so I acquiesced to the guinea pig's appearance.

The most urgent task is to solve the problem of shallow warehouse first.

With a deep and beautiful impression, the next step is a chance encounter in daily life.

……

I was still wearing Natsume's casual clothes, standing at the counter of the convenience store with a face full of embarrassment, raised the corner of my mouth and gave the girl a very apologetic smile: "I'm sorry, I forgot to bring the money."

To prevent accidents, I really don't have any money with me now, and behind me stands the girl Asakura who has returned to her normal appearance.Logically speaking, I would not have recognized her.

The light was so dark last night, and she changed her hair color and eye color again. According to the setting in the anime that a change of hair color is a new character, it is impossible for me to recognize her.Guimu Guima's plan is to let me meet her in a convenience store by chance, and let her meet the embarrassing scene where I forgot my wallet, so that she can take the initiative to save the situation, and then I will treat her to dinner logically... and then Then, just follow the development of the ordinary love story.

but!There is a prerequisite for all these plans, that is, Asakura must be willing to save the day for me!

I scratched my hair, a little distressed.The current situation is that Asakura is standing behind me, but she is holding her wallet tightly with her head bowed deeply, and she doesn't know whether she is nervous about me or her own wallet.

I struggled for about 20 seconds, feeling like my face was going to burn.

Sure enough, it still doesn't work!While scolding Guimu Guima severely in my heart, I still smiled firmly and said to the salesperson: "I'm sorry, I still..."

"Let me lend you money!"

Suddenly a voice came from my ear, and I turned around in surprise, only to see Asakura behind me staring at me blankly, with a vague premonition, I looked behind her, and saw Fuer Masahiro With an angelic and holy smile, he handed out the wallet to me: "Here."

"...Thank you, thank you."

……

"Welcome next time."

Walking out of the convenience store side by side with Fuji, he squinted his eyes and sized me up, then patted my hair familiarly: "Little porpoise has changed again."

"Oh..." I looked at him in surprise, "You seem to be different in some way." I used to struggle with how to explain my identity to them after changing bodies, but now I start to struggle with how they always seem to be very casual. recognize me. . .Let's hang up.

"Hehe, even if I don't say it, I'm afraid you can see it," Fuji pointed to his forehead, "I seem to be one of the gods you mentioned before."

I:"……"

"Huh? Wait a minute, are there too many gods to be worthless now?"

"What nonsense!" Buer dragged me to the dessert shop, ordered a cake for me, and then roughly talked about his experience.

He was once forcibly entered into a marriage contract by that white snake. Although at first he disliked him because of its domineering and unreasonable behavior, he gradually developed feelings for him later on.During the previous sleepover, they passed by the place where the white snake used to live, so they accompanied it back to its mother's house? , And met the mother-in-law?The remnant soul, and then received the seal of the gods and became a new generation of water gods.

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "What you said is too general, can you be more detailed? For example, the part where you slowly develop your feelings? Did something happen in the middle?"

Bu Er calmly smiled, with a slight hint of ice blue in his squinted eyes: "Do you really want to listen?" His voice was calm and gentle, without the slightest hint of threat.If he hadn't glanced at my two hands in a suggestive way, I would have thought he was just asking questions!

With lingering fear, I withdrew my hand, and I glanced at his waist: "Well, you just pulled me..."

"He's here." Fuji raised his hand, and lit the inconspicuous white ring on his index finger, "He's been a little tired recently and fell asleep, don't worry."

"Oh……"

"What about you?" Fuji quickly changed the subject, "The spiritual power seems to have suddenly increased a lot. And the girl just now, you have been following her, what are you trying to do?"

I imitated his tone and explained the situation in a few words, and then snorted: "It's all right now, the plan was ruined by you, how can you compensate me?"

Fuji smiled wryly: "Even if you say that, I don't know girls at all. How can I help?"

If possible, I would like Fuji to do the strategy for me, but I secretly glanced at his fingers, and I looked away: "Forget it."