[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

I hurriedly knocked on the gate of the shrine, and Natsume came quickly.

"Little Pig? What's the matter? Did you change your mind and stay for dinner?"

I shook my head with black lines on my face, then walked into the room Natsume left me, found a pen and paper, and was stunned for a while before I realized how to transform, and then I wore the bathrobe provided by the Lord God, my spiritual power flowed, solemnly He wrote his own name on the paper—Skylark Dolphin.

Xia Mu was taken aback by my transformation into a living person at first, but before he could react, he was stunned by my actions: "Xiaotun, what are you...? Why?"

"Okay, don't worry about it so much." I stuffed the paper into his hand, and touched Natsume's little hand wretchedly while Madara was away, "Just remember, when you encounter dangerous or difficult things, Please don't call my name carelessly! At that time, even if you are separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, even if you need to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire, I will appear in front of you immediately!"

Natsume blushed, shyly retracted her hands, and said embarrassingly, "Thanks, thank you..."

The first confession in my life was just casually given to a married man. I sighed silently, waved goodbye to Natsume and left the shrine again.

When I was about to turn back into a guinea pig, I suddenly thought that since it is so convenient to become a human, why do I have to go back to the guinea pig and walk so far back to Shengzhong?But just walking down the street dressed like this is a bit eye-catching. After all, there is no festival or anything, so wearing a yukata to go out is too eye-catching.So I had to go back again and knock on the door of the shrine.

Natsume opened the door helplessly: "Xiaotun, you can really stay."

"No, I'm a bit busy and can't stay here. Well, can you lend me some clothes?"

Fortunately, he didn't think I was annoying, and quickly found out a pair of sports clothes that he usually wears for me.I'm about Natsume's height now, and his clothes fit just right.I changed my clothes and looked in the full-length mirror for a long time.

"Is there something wrong?" Natsume asked strangely.

I raised my chest and continued to pose in front of the mirror, brushed my hair, and said proudly, "I'm admiring my beauty." When transforming, I subconsciously changed according to the photos I saw before. Take a close look at your own face for the first time.Although it is a computer-generated effect similar to plastic surgery, I am still not satisfied.

If I hadn't become a man now, I would have wanted to marry myself! !No, no, you can actually stir up the foundation!It's a pity that no matter how strong the spiritual power is, it is still quite difficult to attack and suffer by yourself...

Natsume burst out laughing: "Little porpoise is really handsome..."

I looked at the time, half an hour had passed, I hurriedly bid farewell to Natsume for the third time and left the shrine.But within two steps, I went back again.Just as the arm was raised and before there was a knock, the door opened by itself.

Natsume: "I guessed that you would come back, is there anything else you forgot?"

I rubbed my fingers in embarrassment: "Well, can you lend me some money, I have to take the bus back..."

This is simply one of the most embarrassing moments in my life... I just borrowed money from someone within a few minutes of confessing my love, and I feel that I am a scumbag who cheats money and sex.

Natsume didn't seem to mind at all, and quickly gave me a few hundred yuan from his trouser pocket. "If it's not enough, I'll ask Madara for some advice?" Natsume has always been poor, and I know it.

But I am poorer than him.I waved my hand: "That's enough, it's not so expensive to take the bus."

Saying goodbye to Natsume for the nth time, I saw that he was standing at the door with no intention of going back, so I had to walk out of the woods at a faster pace.

That damn pull/bead was hanging on the waistband of my trousers, I wanted to put it away, but Xiaoqian said: "I can't see anything in the trouser pocket."

"Then can I change something? I'm a boy with a bracelet around his waist, it doesn't look good..." How could I tell him that pull/beads are things that are fortified in that kind of place!

"Not everything can withstand my spiritual power, unless you have something with the same material."

I thought about the candles, press sticks, mouth gags, chastity belts that the Lord God left for me... I found that pulling/beads was better. . .

"Huh? Wait a minute, there's no other you here, why don't you just show up?"

Xiaoqian was silent for a while, and said: "I don't belong to this era. If I show up directly, I'm afraid it will cause the space here to collapse immediately. The God of Karma is about to die, and I can't bear such a severe impact."

I got on the bus and asked in a low voice: "In this era, is there no God of Encounters anymore?"

"Yes, I can feel that many divine seals have completely disappeared." Xiao Qian's voice was very low, "Without faith, we cannot exist."

Who would believe in the god of encounters?At least it's the first time I've heard of it.The only gods that can be passed down from ancient times to the present are the gods who are closely related to human beings, such as the god of marriage, the god of wealth, and the god of water.Oh, by the way, there is also God H.

This topic was a bit heavy, and Xiaoqian didn't speak again along the way.I quietly sat all the way to Bingsheng Middle School, and then found a nearby place where no one was around and turned back into a guinea pig. I asked the Lord God to help put away my clothes.

"Why not continue to be human?"

Hanging the bead on the claw wrist, I gave Xiaoqian a serious science education: "You must remember that as a human being, you can't just climb another human's bed, because it's harassment and you will be beaten to death. But Pets are different, even if you have a nosebleed on his naked body, he will only think you are sick."

At first I thought that Xiaoqian didn't get in touch with people much and didn't understand these things, but unexpectedly he warned: "If you continue like this, he will only treat you as a pet forever."

Of course I know this kind of thing, otherwise I would not have left Skylark before, hoping to stand on an equal footing with him through self-improvement, but no matter how determined I was, as soon as I saw Skylark's face, I would immediately defeat him Facing that handsome face, my head is always filled with mud, I can't think of anything other than pounce on it and kneel and lick it...

I always feel so sad...

I was walking on the campus in self-pity, and a person who was walking towards me without paying attention kicked me away, and smashed on the tree trunk with a bang.

When I managed to get myself down, I felt the fur on the back of my neck being picked up before I could see who was in front of me. When I moved my gaze up, I saw Zetian's cute and soft face.

"Tsk!" He showed a very dissatisfied expression, jumped to the window on the third floor two or three times with me, and then sat on the sofa in a daze?The skylark grimaced and said, "If you want your pet, come with me!" As soon as the voice fell, he had already flipped backwards and landed on the ground, running around briskly.

I couldn't figure out the situation, so I could only pretend to be powerless to resist. I was taken all the way to Black Yao Middle School by Zetian boy, and then... I was thrown to the ground casually.

Not long after, the skylark came after him.At the same time, another very familiar person ran out of the familiar building, but he hadn't seen him for a long time—Liu Dao Mu.

Skylark: "Finally... see you again."

Liudaoku: "Long time no see."

My mood fell to the bottom in an instant. .

Whether it's Shenwei Guimu Guima or Uncle Caobi, they are all blindfolds, you bastard!Could Skylark's true love be Liu Dao Mu? !What's up with this flamboyant conversation?What's with this affectionate look in the eyes?What happened to the inextricable entanglement of limbs at this moment? ! ! !Ahhhhh [Crazy]! !

The Zetian boy who came from another direction hugged me with both hands, and looked at the two people who were fighting at a loss: "Senior Skylark, Mu..."

Me: "...Why is it called Skylark Senior Skylark, and Liudao Mu becomes Muku?"

"Is this the point?" Li Baoen looked at me and said.

"Huh? I haven't paid attention to this kind of thing..." Zetian scratched his head, "That's right... But, Senior Skylark, if you just call him by name, he will kill you!"

"You underestimate Lord Skylark, is he such a narrow-minded person?!" I retorted angrily.

Skylark took the time to look back at us: "It's so noisy, do you want to be bitten to death?"

"Obviously he is." Zetian twitched the corners of his mouth, "Did you do something to annoy Senior Skylark again? How dare you deliberately slap your face like this..."

"No, I haven't had time to do anything today." I lowered my head and rubbed his soft palm, "Your hand smells so good, it smells like rice..."

"Can you smell this?" Zetian boy was speechless, "I brought rice balls, if you are hungry, you can eat some."

"In this atmosphere, how big the heart must be to be able to eat..."

We didn't chat for too long, and soon little Ral came out to announce the official start of the Rainbow Son's training, and then ran out of the grass with a pile of cannon fodder to die.

The boy Zetian put me on the ground, and entered the death mode by himself to deal with the child of the rainbow who was running errands.I saw Liu Dao Mu leading Skylark away to a place where no one was around, and hurriedly followed.

Liudaoku: "I really didn't expect that I would have the chance to fight you again."

Skylark: "Save the energy of speaking and let the horse come over."

Liu Daoku jumped onto the tree trunk with his strength, and said in a turbulent tone, "That's right, I'll use my strength to make you submit to me again."

It's unbearable! !Actually molested Skylark in front of me! !

The ground collapsed because of Liudaoku's use of illusions. While pawing at the ground, I gathered my spiritual power into a rope and flew towards Liudaokui silently.

Seeing that the transparent rope was about to wrap around Liudaokuku's waist, behind Liudaokuku suddenly stretched out an arm out of thin air to grab the rope, and when he pinched it hard, the rope shattered inch by inch and turned into fly ash.

Wait, huh?

After becoming a monster or even having the opportunity to become a god in the future, I certainly cannot be afraid of any ghosts, but Su, just now, seems to feel a very familiar aura... It is really very, very familiar, so familiar that I dare not think why the three Why is Boss Xiao still hooking up with Liu Dao Mu?And also put on a posture of personal protection.

Anyway, you are also a big monster, and you are so easily subdued by humans with fish lips. Boss Sanxiao, you have fallen!