[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Seeing that Fuji opened his eyes and stared at me with those ice blue eyes, I finally came back to my senses and hurriedly said: "Yes, I'm sorry, I was just... just joking..."

He closed his eyes, expressionless. "hehe."

I saw that his expression was not right, and I had an inexplicable guess in my heart. I took a drink of Coke to calm down, lowered my voice, and said cautiously: "Yes, it must be true, right?"

"How is that possible." Bu Er stretched out his hand to flick me, put a smile on his face again, and said nonchalantly, "I haven't seen you for a few days, you've learned badly!"

"Well..." I didn't dare to continue this topic, and instead told him about my recent experience.Fuji listened carefully to my nagging for a long time, and then gave a pertinent impression: "Your experience is really surprising."

Yes, at the beginning I was anxious all day long, not knowing what to do in the future, but now I am quite used to this kind of messy life without a fixed place.And, it feels pretty good.

In the past, I was stipulated to go to elementary school, middle school, high school, high school and university since I was a child. Different goals will appear in different periods along the way. It seems that I have been moving forward, but I don’t know when I started to retreat.Dreams shrunk step by step, principles receded step by step, and finally became the adult he hated the most.Although those goals are gone now, I often don’t know where I’m going, and the lower limit has been refreshed to the lowest for a while, but the strange thing is that now I seldom feel confused.

What to do in the future, what kind of life do you want to live, what kind of partner do you want to find, what to do so that you will not be full of regrets before you die... There is no answer to this kind of question.The meaning and value of life are nothing but beautiful words spoken by grown-ups.What I should do is just focus on the present and do what I should do most right now.

"So, can you buy me another hamburger?" This kind of thing is too fat, and it seems that I haven't eaten much before.Now this body is dying anyway, it would be a pity not to enjoy it.

"Do you want to spend all my pocket money for this month?" That's what I said, probably because I looked too miserable to be reincarnated from starvation, so I got up and bought a hamburger and came back with an ice cream as a gift .

I took the opportunity to take a sneak peek and found... well, no erection.Okay, okay, I misunderstood.

After reminiscing about the old days and eating together, and that Fuer looked in good condition and didn't have black eyes and sloppy footsteps, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.I've gotten along with monsters a lot recently, and I've also found that most of them are actually kind creatures, and it's usually fine if you don't take the initiative to provoke them.Although the one who haunts Fuji seems to have some mental problems, the problem is that Fuji is not a man to mess with!

"No two." Before we broke up, I called to him and exhorted, "If you need my help, please be sure to ask. Although I may not be able to help you in other places, but when facing monsters, I should not be able to help you." It’s a problem.” Anyway, I’m a half-god now, aren’t I?Even if there is no planting grass to help, at least there is still the main god.

Fuji nodded with a smile, he seemed to look somewhere with squinted eyes, and then said to me: "If you really like someone, you must not give up, and don't shrink back. Maybe he...hehe."

Hehe or something, it shouldn't be scolding.I touched my bulging stomach, and it felt as warm as being fed a bowl of chicken soup.

With a happy smile on my face, I waved at him, and as soon as I turned around, I saw Skylark standing not far behind me.Uncle Kusakabe and several aircraft heads are also there.

Looks like it's time to collect protection fees again.

Thinking of Fuji's words, I suddenly felt that Skylark and I were destined for each other.Ah~ah~ [holding face] Master Lark is so handsome!I really want to kneel and lick!

I took out my mobile phone, took a side photo of him quietly, then resisted the desire to lick the screen, put away the mobile phone, and calmly wanted to pass by him.

Unexpectedly, just one meter away from Yunque, he suddenly turned his head and stared at me fiercely with his sharp eyes. Before I could react, he directly pulled me to the opposite wall with his abduction.

Hehe, it's still the original hand feeling, and it's still the familiar pain.

I skillfully peeled myself off the wall, and then rushed towards him, shouting at the same time: "Master Skylark, please wait a moment! Listen to me!"

Skylark's raised arm actually paused for a moment, and then, I threw myself to his feet and hugged his thigh.Ah~~~ Ah?Why does Mao hug his thigh?Usually not a hug.

I waited for a while, and seeing that Lark didn't respond, I groped to climb up, but just as I took my hand up and touched his upturned buttocks... the fabric on it was blown away by another crutch.

My face was pressed against the wall, and two lines of tears slowly flowed down.It's obviously painful, but I don't know why Mao feels so apricot paste.

"You, what's going on?" Yunque dragged me by the back of the collar all the way back to Bingshengzhong, then sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed and asked.

To be honest, I have been unable to look directly at the movement of Erlang's legs recently.

I got up, patted my ripped pants, and sat down on the sofa under Skylark's disgusting gaze. "This...you know, I'm actually a monster..."

Skylark snorted coldly: "Oh? A monster?"

Oops! !I seem to have made up a story to explain the problem of possession, but now I don't remember what was said at all.Who will remember the lies he told...

"That..." I lowered my head, pointed at my fingers, and murmured, "Actually, I used to be a human... no, I used to be a monster, but for some reason I became a human for a few years, and then I became a monster..." It was easier than I thought to admit that I was a monster, and I didn't want to keep lying to people.

Only in this case, it will be even more difficult to attack Skylark.After all, since ancient times, there has been a saying in the world:

people!demon!special!way!

I roughly talked about my origin and experience, deliberately ignoring the unscrupulous past, Yunque listened to my story with a calm face, which seemed to be a lie, and then squinted his eyes and did not speak.

I carefully raised my head to look at him, and I could feel my eyes flickering like a guilty conscience. "Do you believe what I said?" Normal people wouldn't believe it. .

Yunque snorted again, and said arrogantly: "No one can use common sense to restrain me."

What a middle school rhetoric!What a handsome expression!As expected of the mighty and domineering chairman!

"Then why did you leave suddenly?"

"... There are many reasons..." I can't say that I don't want to be a pet or something.Besides, if Skylark is willing to keep me for the rest of my life, then it doesn't matter if I'm a pet, cough! "Well, I have no identity or money here, so I have to find a way to support myself, and I can't always rely on Master Skylark to support me..."

"Isn't the pet's responsibility just to eat, drink, sleep and make the owner happy?" Skylark raised his eyebrows as a matter of course.

It's not good for Lazar to ignore it. .

I don't know why my face is burning a bit. "Does Master Skylark mean that you want me to continue to be a pet?" Why do you feel so excited when you mention this?Why didn't I find out that I have the potential to be a pervert before.

Skylark snorted, folded his arms around his chest, and looked like "herbivores are fish lips".To be honest, just looking at his appearance, I couldn't understand what he meant at all, but I felt that I would be beaten if I asked, so I had to change the subject: "I haven't seen Kidney Bean for a long time, where did it go?"

Yunque's expression turned cold, and he squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "Run away from home."

It's really a pot that doesn't open.I turned my face in embarrassment: "Ah, by the way, what happened that night was done by Zhicao to annoy you, and it's none of my business."

"Oh?" Skylark's face darkened even more.

I really can’t blame me for mentioning this kind of thing... I really don’t have much in common with Skylark, he’s not interested in bringing up the Ice Empress at all, maybe he’ll beat me up for being too loud, but if you don’t talk, the atmosphere is too stiff, It's really painful to sit on.

Unexpectedly, it was Yunque who took the initiative to bring up the topic this time: "Since this body is useless, just throw it away. I'm very annoyed."

What came out of his words was delightful, yes. "But... without this body, I would be just like a Piao, ordinary people can't see me at all..."

Probably because he was disgusted by the three words of ordinary people, Skylark's eyes became extremely unkind: "Can't you even materialize?"

"Hmm...my spiritual power is not enough..."

"It's weak!"

"I'm sorry." In fact, I have recently taken the time to study the main god. Although it has not been played for a long time, it is still very useful as an incredibly powerful golden finger to some extent.The easiest way to materialize is to swallow Zhicao, but to be honest, I have no appetite for him.Another way is to collect a lot of gold coins and buy medicine that can enhance spiritual power from the main god, but it is very expensive so don't think about it for now.The last method is easy to say but difficult in fact, but it is simpler than the other two methods, but it is a bit wretched... no, it is very, very wretched.

That is, as long as you gather all the fat times of the prince of tennis scattered around the neon, you can summon the main god.

That's why I've been staying in Ice Empress.In fact, I've already stolen a Ninzuchi fat times stuffed in my stomach.

"Actually, I still have something to do. Can you give me a few days?" I shouldn't be doing such unscrupulous things as Raiders and Hezi. It is enough for Zhicao and Guimu Guima to take care of them.I have to hurry up and try my best to steal a few more fat times from the Ice Emperor Tennis Club... and the express delivery...

"If it's express delivery, I can leave it to Cao Bi."

I shook my head: "The idea I put forward is better for me to complete it. I will bear it myself whether I succeed or fail in the future... huh?" How did Skylark know about the delivery?

"up to you."

"Aren't Master Skylark angry?" Skylark is too tolerant of his pets. Could this be the legendary defense?But I didn't see him protecting Uncle Cao Bi, but he often beat him, could it be that he was beating him or scolding him...!Ahhh, I can't think about it anymore, a flower "insert!" cow dung or something, the picture is too strong for me to think about it.I coughed hastily, restrained my unknowingly obscene face, and continued: "I always run around without saying hello, isn't Master Skylark angry?"

"If you feel sorry, then find someone for me." Yunque's uneasy face finally eased slightly, "A person only you can find."

My little heart gradually lifted following his words, and I keenly felt that some extremely bad task would fall on my head.The best way now is to gag his mouth, or knock him out directly, but unfortunately I can't do both with my ability.

"There are many types of gods, right? Since there are even dispensable gods like you (the main god was shot in the knee by an arrow), then there are also fighting gods, right?"

"Hehe..." Twitch t, ​​I don't even have a god seal yet. .

Sure enough, Skylark raised his chin and continued with a fighting spirit, "Bring him here, I want to fight him."