[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Everyone was stunned, and Amakusa Xiao was the first to react. With her hands on the table, she stood up abruptly, staring at me with wide eyes: "You..."

"So you were blown out of your chrysanthemum? That's why you've been restless..."

-口-It's fine if Shino Amakusa likes dirty jokes, but you still have such an expression, are you going to fuck?I twitched the corner of my mouth stiffly: "No, to be precise, it's still unrequited love at the moment..."

"Then why..." Amakusa Xiao was still holding on to the topic, so I had no choice but to interrupt her, "Don't mention chrysanthemums. Flowers, okay?" Please let me keep the last bit of morality.

"Have you confessed?" Yushi Ninzu asked.I shook my head, and he suddenly showed a face full of hatred, "Why don't you confess, judging from your conditions, the success rate is still very high."

hehe.my conditions?Does it mean how many times you have been possessed as a pet?Or is it referring to the pervert this time?

I shook my head and explained helplessly: "But the other party seems to just treat me as a pet... er, as a son..." There is nothing worse than this.If I approached him as a stranger, with Skylark's arrogant personality, no bird would even bother me.But if he continued to keep him as a pet, how many people in the world would fall in love with their pets?

"Son..." Yushi Ninzu twitched the corners of his mouth, "Is it a very old woman? I didn't expect you to have such a taste. Well, although a young woman who still has a charm is full of taste..."

Atobe Keigo interrupted his imagining: "What a gorgeous guy, hey, Huadi!"

"Yes."

With a tight face, I said with some embarrassment: "Actually, the other party is a boy younger than me."

"What a entanglement this is!" Amakusa Xiao shouted at me excitedly, "Physically you are younger, but mentally you are older?!"

Although he intends to learn from everyone, but with Amakusa Xiao's killer weapon, it is impossible to discuss any results.Although other people seem to be very popular, but according to the urgency of teenagers, people like them are basically hot-blooded teenagers who devote themselves to tennis.Except of course Yushi Ninja.

Ren Zu is really good at picking up girls, but he has no experience in picking up guys.So in the end, I can only rely on myself.

Whether it's studying or making friends, they are all belonging to the wretched god, and I don't mean to accept them casually.But I have no idea for the time being, and the wretched god comes out to make troubles from time to time, so I can only wait for my last wish to be fulfilled before taking care of my affairs.

The classes here are fairly easy. I lay on the table and fell asleep until school was over, and then I was woken up by Renzu.

I rubbed my eyes and followed behind Renzu in a daze, watching him turn his head to look at me from time to time, frowning very tightly, and a white light flashed through the transparent lens from time to time, looking thoughtful.

"Say something quickly, it's disgusting to dawdle."

"..." Renzu pursed the corners of his mouth, looking a little unhappy, but he still calmed down and said, "Your walking posture today is very different from usual."

"Huh? What's the difference?" I immediately woke up and looked at him vigilantly.

"Didn't you notice? Boys walk with a slightly outward splayed, while girls walk with an inward splayed. Even boys with parallel feet walk more openly, while girls... have a little butt twist." He pushed his glasses, He said obscene words with a serious face. "How do you think other people would feel if there was a boy wiggling his ass while walking?"

I froze immediately.I feel as if I have become a legendary sissy.

To be honest, I've tried really hard to accept this reality.After being a woman for so many years, one day I suddenly told me that I was originally a man but regarded myself as a woman. This is more difficult to accept than directly changing from a woman to a man.

At least those few male-to-female Sailor Moons have adapted well, haven't they?

"You... are not Zhicao." Looking at my face, Renzu said firmly.

It is not impossible for a person to change suddenly when stimulated. Although I have too many flaws, should I react so calmly?I couldn't make up any good excuses at the moment, so I just said truthfully: "Actually, my name is Lark Dolphin." Huh?Although it was just a whim that casually mentioned Skylark's surname, but what happened to this sudden excitement?

"Why are you blushing?" Renzu looked at me strangely.

"Cough... yes, I'm Lark Dolphin, a wretched... uh, Zhicao's second personality." Reluctantly speaking, I am indeed a second personality derived from him.

Renzu frowned: "Under normal circumstances, ordinary people don't give birth to a second personality out of thin air, right? As far as I know, Zhicao has always been in a good state of mind, and nothing special has happened recently..."

"I already existed when his parents divorced, but I just fell asleep and didn't come out until recently when I found out that he was dying." My ability to speak nonsense has become stronger and stronger, "If you don't believe me, wait for him to wake up and call him you say."

"Then when will he wake up?" A smart person is troublesome, and no one will take advantage of any loopholes.

"Tomorrow." I said affirmatively, but Ren Zu was also dubious.

In order to prevent others from seeing it again, he kept pointing out my walking posture and tone of voice along the way, and by the time I got home, I was almost familiar with it.

The Ninzu family is a wealthy mansion. As a family of doctors, they are very respected and of course rich.When after dinner, Renzu's mother gave me a card and said it contained my pocket money, I suddenly felt that money was like dung.

I thought of the deposit of the wretched god, and a faint sense of guilt silently arose.

Because when he dies, I will not only occupy his body forever, but also his relatives and friends, as well as his endless savings...

"Does this make you feel guilty?" The wretched god woke up at some point, and taunted, "These things don't matter at all. In fact, what I care most about are the rare treasures I have saved for hundreds of years. When I think about it Leave it to you for nothing, I wish I could throw them all into the sea."

"..."

"However, if you are willing to exchange something in exchange, I can just give them to you." There was obvious temptation in his tone, "Think about it, the god's things are very good, yes You and other mortals have never seen it in their lifetime, and it is impossible to imagine such a good thing!"

I blinked, grabbed my body and spit out the toothbrush water, feeling a little nauseous: "Did you swallow a little just now?"

The wretched god was taken aback for a moment, and then his face suddenly turned pale.

Sure enough, I swallowed it. This guy is so disgusting that it popped out while I was brushing my teeth.I hurriedly brushed my teeth as quickly as possible, then undressed and lay down on the bed. "Say something now!"

The obscene god repeated what he said just now, and I felt the corners of my mouth twitching: "Just dream, I won't give you the Lord God! And rare treasures, what is that? Can it be eaten? Can it be sold for money? Can it prolong life? If it is really so good, why can’t you even save yourself?”

The wretched god was left speechless by my question, so he could only ask: "Can you have other pursuits besides money? I know, you are still thinking of mortals, and you still can't understand the abilities of gods, but those things you want in the future It’s impossible! When you live for hundreds of years, or even thousands of years, you will know that money is nothing at all.”.

"Hehe. If you have the ability, don't leave so much savings for yourself, you can donate it. And I don't think I have the ability to live that long. As long as I can stay with Lord Skylark all the time in this life, that's enough."

The liver hurts with a wretched air: "You have been arguing with me for a long time, but in the end you only plan to live a hundred years?! Are you kidding me!"

"Do you think I'm willing to fight with you? Well, you take your single-plank bridge, and I take my Yangguan road. They have nothing to do with each other. You dragged me into it yourself. Did you ask my opinion in advance? Labor and management have complained You?"

The wretched god fell silent, and I waited for him to open his mouth to refute, but in the end he kept silent, and finally fell asleep without knowing it.

I thought it was over like this, but when I woke up, I was so painful that I could hardly get out of bed.I took off my pajamas and saw, damn it, there are dense scars all over.And the marks are very familiar.

Wouldn't it be what I thought it would be?

"That's right, it's exactly what you think." The God of Wretchedness generously shared the memory with me.

I don't know what secret method he used to make me fall asleep last night, so I walked all the way to the door of Lark's house in that ridiculous striped pajamas, then raised the trash can on the roadside and smashed it hard at the glass of Lark's house.

Afterwards, I saw my handsome chairman, who was angry with both gods and gods, come out with a murderous look.This is more than that, the wretched god actually whistled in front of him, and said with a rogue face: "Idiot, my uncle has a crush on you, so be my girlfriend!"

As a matter of course, Skylark, who ran away in an instant, brutally killed him all night.

Although the God of Wretchedness is very powerful in itself, he can't stand up to the hardware, so how can he beat Lark with his broken body after walking two steps and still panting.What's more, his original purpose was to add trouble to Skylark.

I never thought there would be such a vicious person in this world!How shameless!According to my conditions, the success rate of chasing Skylark is less than [-]%, but the possibility of being disturbed by him is not even [-]%.

"If it's impossible for you to stay with that skylark at all, will you continue to fight with me?"

I:"……"

"Although it may not be appropriate to say this, but are you so naive as a god?" I was also stunned by his brain circuit, "Unless you kill the whole Skylark family, you can't guarantee me at all because of this shit. will fail.” I would never tell him that even if he didn’t, it’s almost impossible for Skylark to like me. "Besides, are you sure that I only like him in my life? Don't I love him? Will I hang myself on him? Even if you are yourself, don't tell me that you have liked him for hundreds of years Live alone!"

"..." The wretched god fell silent again.

I was so shocked: "You really only liked your sister?"

"Shut up!" The wretched god was annoyed, "I almost forgot, you humans are all so cunning and easy to change your mind, you are so ugly, you don't have any self-knowledge, you are greedy and hateful idiots..."

"Do you blame me?"

Complaining about him is just lowering my IQ, so I didn't bother to talk to him, got up and packed up, and went to school with Shinozu in the car.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the school gate, he ran into Guimu Guima who had rushed over early.Before I could say hello to him, Renzu stepped forward and said politely: "Meet you again, cute kitty."

Guimu Guima didn't even look at him, he just pulled me into a small alley, he supported the wall with his hands, and used the wall dong shamelessly on me, his soft face was very close: "Why don't I recover?!"