[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

I rushed to the restaurant in a hurry, picked up a bowl of noodles on the table, poured it into my mouth regardless, chewed two mouthfuls and swallowed it, and then hurried to gather.

The third day, already the third day.

Tonight is the battle of clouds, but I haven't returned the ring to Skylark yet!There is no way out.

Today's task is still to squat in the grass.Seeing that the time was almost up, I stood up and walked to the playground.

"Number 8059, where are you going?" 8027 always sticks to his post with dedication, and she spotted me as soon as I took a step.

"I just made an important discovery, and I need to report it to the team leader immediately." My heart was pounding nervously, and I tried my best to calm myself down, and I didn't know if my voice was trembling.

"What discovery?"

"It's related to Pengo Lie's ring, so it's inconvenient to disclose the specifics here."

"... Please go ahead."

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, there were beads of sweat sliding down my forehead but I didn't dare to wipe it off.Clenching my fist, I walked through the school surrounded by Cerberos and stood on the playground.

Hibari hadn't arrived yet, only Gokudera, Yamamoto, and the boy who had been taken to the hospital by Tezuka stood aside.On the other side, three humans and one robot came from Pengel's assassination force.

The two team leaders seemed to have got the news, they just looked at me quietly, waiting for my explanation.

"Please wait a moment." My abnormal behavior probably has aroused their vigilance, and one of the team leaders has already pulled out a pistol.

I stood still, just looking nervously at the entrance, hoping that Skylark would come sooner.

"Midoritanabiku～namimorino～" Before the skylark could be seen, the out-of-key singing of the little yellow bird came first.It flapped its wings and flew to us and turned around a few times, then landed on my shoulder, rubbed its little head on my neck affectionately, but shouted unceremoniously: "Stupid cat! Stupid cat!"

I stroked its wings with infinite emotion, and sincerely began to wonder if it was really destined for me.

"Stupid cat?" Yunque's cold voice came later, a pair of black leather shoes first appeared in the shadow where the light could not reach, and then his usual paralyzed face appeared.His anger was inexplicably high, and his jacket fluttered without wind, which corresponded to those four words: domineering sideways leakage.

I didn't know whether I should nod my head or not, so I was silent for two seconds. I sneaked a peek at Skylark's face, and cautiously called out "Master Skylark...".By the way, what is he angry about?Could it be that I wiped too much snot on his trouser legs last time?I didn't do it on purpose... I suddenly saw my relatives that day, and I couldn't help myself for a while. .

"...Little porpoise?" Skylark paused, then called another name.

Suppressing the inexplicable joy in my heart, I tentatively asked, "Which porpoise are you... referring to?"

Skylark glanced at me sideways and didn't speak.

I didn't expect that someone would know all my identities, and would accept everything with such a "calm" face, I was so excited.What, what should I do, I really want to pounce on it~

"That... Lord Skylark? May I borrow your little yellow bird?"

"Little yellow bird?" Skylark frowned and looked at me, then at his little yellow bird. After a few seconds of silence, he popped out two words, "Yundou."

"Huh? Xiaohuang...cough, Yundou!" My forehead hurt from being cut by the skylark's eye knife, so I hurriedly changed my words, "Then you agree?"

Hibari didn't respond, while the others watched with interest, and even Cerbero didn't intend to interfere at all.

"Hey, Xiao, cough, Yundou," I grabbed it in front of me, and I said in a very, very solemn tone, which can be said to be the only time in my life, "If you and I are really destined, then Please help me with this!" After saying that, he put Yundou on his stomach, and then he gritted his teeth and stuffed it in.

My different-dimensional space followed after I re-possessed, but the position was not right. .It's okay to put something in it, just close your eyes and stuff it in.But when it comes to fetching things, it's extra worrying.I tried to put my fingers in and feel it, but I touched a soft and strange thing. I thought it was the cotton candy I ate at noon. I was so scared that I immediately took out my hand and dared not put it in again.

In fact, the extra-dimensional space is only attached to the surface skin of my stomach, and I can’t even touch my stomach pouch when I put my hand in it... I would say that I am still worried about whether Yundou will peck through my internal organs when it flies in. ?

The sudden disappearance of Yundou as if by magic made the onlookers stare wide-eyed, all staring at my stomach with astonishment and idiocy, trying to figure out what trick I used.

It's useless to look any further!Even if you take the camera to record it and then slow down and continue watching, you still can't find the slightest flaw!Even if you look left, right, up, down, and change your perspective around, you won’t see anything hidden around me!This is truly disappearing out of thin air!

After a while, that little head popped out of my belly out of thin air. Heidou looked around, and then moved out bit by bit with fluttering wings.It seemed to be pulling something, its wings fluttered for a long time, but it couldn't be pulled out.

Is the ring that heavy?

"Hibari, hibari!" Unable to get anything out, it was in a hurry, calling the name of Skylark hastily.

Skylark glanced at it with a mocking look, but didn't intend to come over to help.

Seeing Yundou grinder chattering endlessly, and when I was ready to grab its neck to help pull it, Yundou became ruthless, gritted its teeth, and dragged the thing out of a different dimension with all its strength.

... Isn't it predestined?I sighed, picked up the familiar pink pillow from my feet, and stuffed it back into my stomach calmly.

Yundou also seemed to understand that he had taken the wrong thing, and after circling twice in the air, it plunged into the space in a swooping posture.

In my spare time, I relied on the cover of my glasses to sneak a peek at everyone's expressions.It turned out that they were still amazed, and they didn't care about the short play just like a funny farce, but they still had a little bit of relish.

After a few seconds, another object emerged from the stomach.But it's not Yundou's head, but a plastic one...it looks a bit like a bottle of facial cleanser?

I froze for a while, but didn't respond.Watching the strange bottle reveal its body bit by bit, even the people around couldn't help but crane their necks to look over.

Through the slow speed, we can still guess the figure of Yundou pushing desperately inside.A chubby little bird put its head against the thing, and took one step after another with difficulty. .

It wasn't until the bottle exposed half of my body, showing two huge letters: ky, that I realized something was wrong, and I didn't care what Yundou was inside, so I hurriedly pushed the bottle back.

Facing everyone's puzzled looks, I broke into a cold sweat quietly.In other words, they should... didn't see it clearly?Didn't see clearly Hey!Although the letters are printed very big, but the surroundings are so dark, it should not be seen clearly.Ahhh, little yellow bird, little Yundou, little ancestor!I beg you, stop bringing weird stuff out.Hurry up and take the ring and leave quickly, by the way, but don't take out a certain condom inside!It would be really bad if it came out!

I finally breathed a sigh of relief when the little yellow bird came out easily for the third time.With the incomplete ring in its mouth, it happily flew to the skylark, dropped the ring and flew away humming.

Wait, what does it seem to be holding in its claws?It's dark, it's...

"Ah! My little briquettes! Put down my briquettes, bastard!"

But before I chased it out, the two team leaders who watched the farce quickly reacted and stopped me: "Number 8059, you'd better explain what happened just now. Otherwise, we will destroy you according to the data error. "

"Number 8059?" Onlooker Yamamoto scratched his head and laughed, "This number is really interesting."

"What's so interesting, baseball idiot!"

"Hmph." The man who looked like the leader of Pengo Lie's assassination unit looked away with disdain, "Trash!"

...the bastards!

"Herbivore," put away the ring, and Skylark's anger seemed to have eased a lot, "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation. But before that..." Skylark paused, pulled out his kidnapper and pointed at the two team leaders, threatening Said: "You guys, don't move it!"

"Please don't meddle in our internal affairs at Cerbero."

"Hmph." Skylark snorted coldly.

"It's really long-winded, Mosca!" Just as the atmosphere on our side was tense and Skylark was about to twitch, the leader of the assassination team suddenly shouted.

As he finished speaking, the motionless robot suddenly turned around and raised its huge finger to me.The light in the center of the thick finger flickered, as if something was about to shoot out.

I was so frightened that I froze in place, my legs were weak and I couldn't take a step.Seeing that the light was getting brighter and I was about to close my eyes and wait to die, Skylark suddenly passed through the two team leaders and came to my side, then kicked me away with lightning speed.

"Boom!" The ground shook twice, and when the smoke dissipated, I realized that the place where I had just stood had turned into a circular pit with a radius of one meter.Skylark stood on the other side unscathed, looking at the leader of the assassination team with a murderous look on his face.

The two team leaders stepped forward in time and announced loudly: "Kyoya Hibari vs Goramoska, the battle begins!"

Lying, lying!Yunque kicked so hard just now that a hole the size of a shoe print was sunken in his stomach!I was paralyzed on the ground, humming and chirping for a long time and couldn't get up.Forget it, the task has been completed, as long as one can survive, it doesn't matter how many times you die!

The two team leaders are solely responsible for the battle for the ring, so they don't have much time for me.I didn't see what they ordered, so two other Cerberos came out from the shadows and picked me up, probably to take me back for interrogation.

Skylark, who had already raised his kidnapper to fight against the robot, paused, turned around and looked at me, his tone was cold and unquestionable: "Put it down."

"Sorry, I'm sorry."

Being provoked again and again, the anger caused by being aggrieved became more and more intense, and Skylark was too lazy to say anything.Taking a step forward, he approached me with a murderous look.

"Leaving now is tantamount to abstention, and this battle will be regarded as Balian's victory!" The team leader tried to dissuade.

Yunque didn't even bother to give her alms, and without the slightest hesitation, he took out the ring and threw it out.

The team leader hurriedly caught it, his calm face showed a little bewilderment.

"Hee hee hee, they actually ran away, so it's three to three."

"Skylark! Go back and compete with me, you bastard!" Yuji jumped anxiously, but was held back by Yamamoto.Even at this moment, he still dissuaded with a natural smile: "Well, well, prison temple calm down, Skylark has his own ideas, we should trust him."

"Let me go! Baseball idiot!"

However, when Skylark was facing us, the robot behind him quietly raised his hand, pointing five fingers at the back of Skylark's head, preparing to kill him when the other party had abstained!

"Master Skylark! Be careful!"

Although the cannonball came fiercely, it was still avoided by Yunque, who had prepared earlier.I watched as the dazzling light brushed Lark's hairline and came to me.

"boom--!"

The shell exploded in the air one meter away from me, and the strong wind mixed with billowing smoke and dust blew past each of their faces, but it just didn't blow to my side.

It seems to be blocked by something. . .

"what happened?"

"It was just..."

Even Skylark was a little taken aback, it was obviously not his help just now.

The two team leaders went to the location where the shell exploded, touched it out of thin air like a blind man, looked at each other, and explained to us: "It's an enchantment."

"Enchantment?" Prison Temple showed a puzzled face, "Is it the kind of enchantment that can bounce back external attacks?"

"I think it should be more powerful, the moves are very gorgeous, the kind that can seal the monster's actions..."

"Baga! How can there be monsters in this world!"

"Yes, Mr. Prison Temple!" I raised my finger and pointed to his feet, "It's right there, with a green body and a disk on top of its head, it's looking up at you!"

"What, what?!"

"Ahaha, amazing, it's a kappa!"

"Don't talk nonsense, bastard!" Prison Temple's face twisted slightly, "How could there be a Kappa here?"

"Yeah, really, he also said he was going to take off your anal ball..."

"What's an anal ball?"

"It may not be clear that the prison temple is from Italy, but it is actually like this," Yamamoto explained with interest, "The Kappa likes to drag humans into the water, make them drown to death, and then pull out their anal|anal balls to do it. collect."

"Idiot! I'm asking you what is anal ball?"

"Why did you suddenly start talking about anal balls?" The lawn-headed boy asked the two of them with a puzzled face, "Aren't you studying what is an enchantment now?"

"Cough." Cherbe, who was distracted by listening to their nonsense, coughed loudly and continued, "The world we live in is self-contained, and there are criss-crossing, complicated and incomprehensible causes and effects between everyone here. These causal connections form a big net that binds each of us. No one can violate it, let alone change it without authorization."

She spoke dryly, so she changed to another person and said, "Your task today is to complete the Battle of Clouds. This enchantment is formed automatically by the law of karma in this space to protect itself, and it will only be automatically formed when your task is completed." disappear."

"So please continue the cloud wars."

If it wasn't for Cerbero's weirdness and mystery, and he didn't look like a person who liked to joke, others probably took them to the hospital directly.Even if they are not ordinary people, I believe they will not be so narcissistic that they think that their actions can change the direction of the earth's revolution.

Why can the internal struggle of a mere mafia trigger the self-maintenance of the space?How fragile is this space?I faintly heard someone complaining like this.

This is of course because the gods of this world are as precarious as a candle in the wind, waiting to die, but the most surprising thing is that in order to maintain the law of cause and effect, that god actually made a move in public!

The people around were all dumbfounded as if they had just finished a high math class, and then they all rushed forward and fumbled in the air, and the expressions on their faces automatically changed to incredible, unbelievable, miraculous, etc...

"Boundary? Cause and effect?" Skylark muttered a few words softly, then stepped forward and yanked up with a crutch. "Nothing can bind me!"

⊙ mouth ⊙!Everyone looked at Skylark with more shocked and silly eyes than before.Even if you don't fully understand what's going on, the inviolability of this matter is certain.Even the strongest guardian who is known as the strongest guardian who guards the family alone without any constraints, can't do such nonsense!Could it be said that Yunshou represents not only the strongest combat power but also the strongest middle school two? ! !

"This enchantment cannot be destroyed by manpower." Cerbero was already doubting Skylark's IQ.

However, this sentence aroused Skylark's interest even more. He aimed at a certain position and began to whip violently.

"Did Skylark really understand what they said?"

"Ahaha, amazing!"

"I still don't understand that guy as always!"

"Hey, he didn't come for real, did he?"

Various emotions came from the onlookers. Although the praise and criticism were unclear, they all expressed a certain degree of inconceivability.

I stared wide-eyed, staring blankly at Yunque, unable to tell what was in my heart, probably a little happy and a little bit nervous.

The Lord God did not hesitate to use the penalty of failure to urge me to return the ring, the purpose was just to maintain the law of causality.But now, while my mission was accomplished, its purpose was not fulfilled.

Because someone is going to forcibly change the plot in order to save me! > v

The author has something to say: an unprecedentedly large chapter.