[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Youth Academy?

Such a vulgar name...

Not only is the name terrible, but even the school uniforms are terrible. Let Tezuka and Fuji wear the plain black Zhongshan suits that don’t show any characteristics and don’t show their figure. How can you marry after you let the girls wear those green school uniforms? !Aren't Japanese student uniforms always pretty?Could it be that I remembered wrongly?Or am I in another dimension? [This is the truth. 】

Tezuka carried me into the school and attracted the attention of many people, and the screams of the girls were endless.I proudly climbed from Tezuka's shoulder to his head, which caused countless screams.

Yo~~~~~ Envy, envy, hum!

Tezuka's hair is very soft~~~~ I rolled on Tezuka's head excitedly, and screamed one after another.

"It really dares!" Buer squinted his eyes and laughed.

"." Tezuka began to gasp again.

I shivered from the cold, and obediently sat on Tezuka's head, not daring to move.

"Hey, Tezuka, the little guy is so cute! Can you let me play all morning? I'll give it back to you at noon!" Fuji said suddenly.

Huh?I turned my head and stared at him, is Bu Er beauty reluctant to part with me?

Tezuka thought for a while, then nodded, "Ah."

Hey, don't nod suddenly, hey!I didn't dare to grab Tezuka's hair, so I had to watch myself fall down. On the way, I saw the smile in Tezuka's eyes.

o(︶︿︶)o Oh, although I am not reconciled, it is my honor to make you laugh.

Then I fell firmly into a pair of white hands.

She is the only beauty.

"Hey, Tezuka, goodbye!" Fuji helped me into my class, and I quickly waved my paw at Tezuka, causing another scream!

"The little guy knows a lot!" Buermei said with a smile.

I tilted my head to look at him, blinking.

"What's your name?"

"Zhi—" You can just call me Xiaopi.

"Little dolphin, right?"

Huh huh? ?You actually understand?

"Guessed it right!" Fuji laughed happily, causing another scream of nympho.

Great God, I want to worship you.

The best seat is by the window, and the outside scenery is very good.And on his right was a red-haired boy who started yelling as soon as he saw Fuji approaching, "Fuji, Fuji, lend me your homework!"

"Operation?"

"I forgot last night... Huh? What's in your hand?" the boy yelled, pointing at me.

"It's a little guinea pig~"

"Kawaii~" The boy held me with both hands, and looked carefully in front of his eyes, "Hey, Buer, did you raise this?"

"It's Tezuka's."

"Huh? Will Minister Tezuka raise such a cute little animal?" The boy exclaimed in surprise, "It's a lie!"

"Hey, Dolphin, let me introduce him. He is Kikumaru Eiji, and Tezuka and I are both in the tennis club."

I held out a front paw in a friendly manner, "Zhi——"

"Ah, hello!" The boy also stretched out his hand...fingers and shook it with me.

"Ah, by the way, Fuji, hurry up, homework!" Kikumaru started yelling again.

"Hi hi!!"

Going to class is a very boring thing, I sat on the desk of Fuji, and started calling the Lord God.

【…】

How much of my task is done?

[Three percent. 】

puff--! !I spurted a mouthful of old blood far away, three percent? !Lord God, are you playing with me?

【Did not play. 】

Don't answer so seriously, even if you pretend I already know your wretched nature.

【…】

Then tell me, why did you only complete [-] percent?Are there so many princes?

[Need detailed information? 】

Huh?Can it be provided?

[Providing detailed information will cost 50 gold coins, confirm the payment? 】

I knew you were not so kind!I pouted, the task reward is only 20 gold coins, how can I afford it!

Are there any other tasks?It's surprising to see other princes that you don't issue quests.

[Do you trigger other tasks? 】

Yes.

[Trigger task: Peep all the princes taking a bath once. 】

[Mission success reward: All attribute values ​​+20, gold coins 100, and a random prop. 】

...! ! !I opened my mouth wide, not knowing what to say.

Before, I thought you, Lord God, were just lustful. I'm sorry, but I was too naive. You are definitely at the level of a pervert!

【…】

"Is the porpoise hungry?" Bu Er noticed the movement of my mouth wide open and asked in a low voice.

Hungry?Oh... I nodded. I am indeed hungry. I haven't eaten since morning.

"Well...but what does the porpoise want to eat? I don't have your special feed here~" Fu Er was a little embarrassed.

Huh?Well~ I don’t know what to eat, I just heard that there are a lot of specialties, and if you are not careful, you will have allergies and diarrhea...

"Let me think about it~" Buer thought for a while, "By the way, I have milk, can you drink milk?"

milk?Yes~ I nodded happily. ⊙v⊙

"Wait a minute," Fuji took out a carton of milk from the table, and then filled a glass of water with a lid, "Please use it."

"Squeak—" Thank you.

"You're welcome."

…………

Let's turn the time to the training time after school in the afternoon.

I followed Tezuka to their tennis club and sat on his head with my arms around my chest overlooking the crowd.

A boy with glasses was obviously taken aback when he saw me, he hurriedly took out the notebook he was carrying and read it again and again, "No, I never heard that Tezuka likes small animals!... Well, according to my guess, The probability that this guinea pig was picked up temporarily by Tezuka is 90%, the probability that someone else entrusted Tezuka to take care of it is 9.9%, and the probability that it is Tezuka’s own pet is 0.1%.”

"Damn, you guessed wrong~" Fuji came closer, "Little Pig is Tezuka's pet."

"It's actually like this!" He pushed his glasses dryly, and looked at me again in disbelief, "Sure enough, Tezuka's information is beyond my grasp!"

"Okay," Tezuka said suddenly, "All the main selections are assembled!"

"There are still 9 days before the Tokyo Metropolitan Competition. Starting today, the selected players will undergo special training! It is a continuous sparring duel with a limited hitting range, which is the so-called regional practice."

What Tezuka said was very serious, and everyone looked at Tezuka very seriously... I was above me, and I could even hear all kinds of complaints and delusion in their hearts.

"That person with a small animal on his head is really Minister Tezuka? It's a lie."

"I must have read it wrong, I must have read it wrong, the way I opened my eyes this morning was wrong."

"It's still far away!"

as well as……

Tezuka, who had always been paralyzed, actually raised a warm and mischievous smile, happily ran to the garbage dump, squatted down︱, and gently picked up the poor and dirty me, "Oh, so pitiful ~ follow me home Okay? I will take good care of you... If you don't speak, I will take it as your agreement~"

Han~~~~~ Which bastard thought of this? ! !Have you watched too much girl theater? Bastard!

Next, the boy named Gan introduced the various classifications of the contestants in detail, and explained their training methods in detail.

I carefully looked at the few remaining people I didn't know, um, their names are... Taocheng, Longma, Dashi, Haitang?Kawamura?

So I've completed [-]% of the task now, right?

[It's seven percent. 】

Huh?Why?There are obviously nine people!

[Hint: Dashi and Kawamura are not included. 】

Why?Aren't they all the right candidates?

[Hint: The mission requirement is to surround the audience 'Prince'. 】

Do you mean that he is too ugly to be considered a prince?

【…】

I sighed, I don't know when the task will be completed if this continues.There's no need to do this task at all~

At this time, the attention of the princes has shifted from me to the cup in Gan's hand.

"If you lose, you have to drink up my dry special vegetable juice."

Among them, especially that Haitang and Juwan had the most ugly faces.

Huh?I looked at the green vegetable juice curiously, is this thing scary?

"Yo, little porpoise, right? Is little porpoise very interested in this?" Gan handed over the cup.

"Zhi—" I was a little curious.

"Yes?" With a sinister smile, he lifted the cup up in front of me, almost touching Tezuka's forehead.

"Do it." Tezuka stopped him coldly, "Don't do unnecessary things."

"Actually, I'm a little curious about the reaction of the little animals after drinking the dry juice. Since you don't agree, then forget it..." Gan took back the cup a little disappointed, but immediately put on an excited expression when he saw that Begonia lost. He rushed over with the cup.

"Wow--" Haitang fainted after running a few steps away.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——') he ran so flustered that he knocked down the box where the water cups were placed, and then fainted aside.

--! ! !What a horrible drink!I wiped off my cold sweat, and I almost stuck out my tongue to lick it just now, bastard!

Miss Tezuka, thank you so much for saving my life!What should I do, how can I repay you?Do you want to promise yourself?

[Hint: Tezuka's left shoulder was injured. 】

Huh?Lord God, what do you mean?

[The Lord God Space can provide all kinds of medicines you can think of. As long as you have enough gold coins, it is not a problem to transform into a Super Saiyan! 】

Ai?so smart?Is there a drug that will get me back?

【Have. 】

How much does it cost?

[Just 100000 gold coins. 】

...It is no surprise!How much is the medicine that can cure Tezuka's shoulder?

[Just 500 gold coins. 】

T mouth t, beauty Tezuka, don't worry, in the next life I will definitely repay you by being a cow and a horse! !

Then Tezuka came on stage, and before going on stage, he thoughtfully put me in Kikumaru's hands.Then it took less than 20 seconds to finish playing with Fuji.

"You were a little more serious just now~" Fuji finally opened his eyes, revealing ice blue pupils, and said with a hint of joking.

"Of course." Tezuka turned around and walked over, raised his hand and put me on his shoulder, then picked up the water glass and drank naturally.

Kikumaru and the others all looked at me in shock.

what happened?

After Tezuka drank the water, he finally noticed everyone's gaze belatedly, "What are you looking at? Hurry up to the next game!"

"How could this be?"

"Disappointed, how could he be fine..."

"I guess there must be something wrong with his nerves..."

Everyone was talking.

Then I started shaking, but this time it wasn't because of the cold, but... Tezuka's arm was shaking, which made me, who was sitting on his shoulder, shaking like a candle in the wind, because I was afraid of accidentally falling off. Going down, the nervous hair all exploded.

I think to outsiders I must look like an epileptic.Because they couldn't stop laughing watching my actions.

Only Qian turned on his glasses and stared at Tezuka's arm, then scribbled something in his notebook.Mouth-Mouth

==Beautiful Tezuka, you have worked hard.

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