[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

In fact, Vulcan has been in a coma since he drank the dry juice. He didn't know that he was molested by a 50-year-old wretched old man with bad breath. Naturally, I can't ruin a very athletic man because of my talkativeness. Hot-blooded youth.Naturally, the old man would not take the initiative to speak out about what the old man had done, and even Vulcan hid away when he thanked him, and judging by his expression, he was clearly...a little shy?

I wipe!Vulcan is the one who is taken advantage of, why are you ashamed? ! !

The main reason why Vulcan was hit was the weird taste of dry juice, and he even had a nightmare that night.

The room arrangement in the hotel is for two people, all I know is Midorima and Takao, Kuroko and Kagami, as for Aigaku... I only know that Taocheng and Echizen are together...

So of course, I slept on Heizi's bed at night, hehe~

Hello!Don't look at me like a pervert!The one who suffers is obviously me, okay, why did it seem like I deliberately took advantage of Heizi? …

Ahhh, before I was soaked in warm water, my whole body was wrinkled thanks to Heizi who used a hair dryer to help me smooth it out. After being treated so tenderly, I naturally couldn't appreciate his kindness, so I reluctantly agreed to sleep with him...

But I never thought that this guy sleeps like a wig, and he likes to wear only a pair of panties and rub all kinds of things on me... Cough,.

Hey, in fact, just looking at his appearance, no one would have thought that Heizi would be such an enthusiastic person, would he?

Immobilized by the immobilization spell, I let Heizi be frivolous, and kept staring at the ceiling with my eyes wide open until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. The voice woke me up:

"Wait... don't rely on... come here...! I will never drink that kind of thing!!!!"

He waved his hands in the air a few times as if he was resisting something, then he turned over, one long leg crossed Heizi's waist and one stinky foot was directly pressed against my stomach.

=Dish=Once such bad behavior is discovered, it will not be tolerated!

I quietly took Heizi's arm away, and then moved it out bit by bit relying on the friction between my back and the bed...

"...?" Heizi frowned slightly, stretched out his arm and strangled me back...? ?I stood still and waited for quite a while without seeing Heizi responding, only then did I realize that this guy is still in a dream...

So he gently picked up his arm again, moved..., and then was strangled back by him again.

By the way, why does this scene seem like an old story that I have seen before?After the male and female protagonists are overwhelmed, the heroine wants to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, but the male protagonist just hugs her and doesn’t let go. After the female protagonist is really anxious to get angry, the male protagonist smiles and says that he just pretended to be asleep and deliberately teased her~ .Afterwards, the heroine is all kinds of coquettish, all kinds of playful, and then continues to turn the clouds upside down... It's amazing.

Cough, the plot may be a little different, but generally speaking, it should be like this.If you feel uncomfortable with words like male and female protagonists, you can consciously change them to Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou... After Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou were overwhelmed, Xiao Shou wanted to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but because of Xiao Gong's ◎, he still stayed in ◎ , Xiao Shou was careless as soon as he moved ◎◎◎, so Xiao Gong subconsciously hugged Xiao Shou in his sleep and continued ◎◎◎◎◎.

No matter which plot it is at the moment, it makes me feel very cold... So I reached out and pushed Heizi decisively.

"Hmm..." Eyelashes trembled a few times, Heizi opened his eyes with difficulty and then closed them slowly. After waiting for a minute, he suddenly opened them again, so scared that Laozi almost punched him That cute and cute face.

"What's wrong?" Heizi's voice sounded very weak. Although his head was still not clear, he subconsciously lowered his voice, and his warm breath hit his face. Looking at each other, I can even hear the frequency of his heartbeat clearly...

Boom, boom, boom...

Why, why can't you fall down?I really want to ravage his face...

I turned away with difficulty, and stretched out my finger to his waist.

"Huh?" He moved slightly, only then did he realize his situation.

But with Heizi's good temper, he wouldn't get angry over such a trivial matter. He just got up from the bed, put Vulcan's legs back where he should be, and then just stood there on the ground. .

The eyes that looked at Vulcan seemed to be thinking about something.

In this situation, I think I should be able to guess some of his thoughts.So I got up and took out a red rope newly issued by the Lord God from under the white cloth and handed it to him.

"This?" Heizi tilted his head, showing a puzzled expression.

I strangely understood his thoughts again, so I took out a color-printed booklet from below and gave it to him.

Impressively printed on the pamphlet were some ambiguous cursive characters: Bundle 48 Styles.

That is an additional instruction manual given by the Lord God.

Heizi took it quietly, then turned on the small desk lamp and sat down at the desk to study it carefully, then confidently leaned towards Vulcan holding the red rope.

I thought he would have some other reaction...

I still have a copy of that booklet, but I never had time to open it to see what is inside. Now that someone is willing to show me the actual operation, I naturally have to open my eyes a little more and memorize those steps for later. Think carefully.

However, Heizi's talent in this area is far beyond ordinary people's imagination. There was a flash of red light in his hand, and then his whole body began to spin around Vulcan at high speed like a top. His technique was so fast that people couldn't see his movements clearly. Then there was even a not-too-thick tornado that spread out around the two of them, blowing the doors and windows of the entire room and rattling.

Xiao Dolphin's expression changed drastically, and he hurriedly took out a golden talisman from his bosom, and as the obscure spell was read from its mouth, the talisman gradually shone brightly, forming a golden talisman in a blink of an eye. The yellow barrier firmly protects the little porpoise.

This talisman is exactly what Xiaotun bought at a big price in the market before: Golden Bell Cover!

But the depth of Heizi's mana was not something that these talismans could resist. After just a cup of tea, the golden bell cover was already crumbling like a candle in the wind, and it seemed that it was about to break apart in the next second.

Xiao Dolphin was so anxious that he opened his mouth without hesitation, and sprayed a ball of blood on the golden bell cover, and then shot the blood with both hands and ten fingers in rapid succession. A strange scene appeared, the golden bell that had already dimmed. After absorbing the blood essence of the little porpoise, the cover suddenly emitted a golden-red strange light, resisting Heizi's attack again, looking at the barrier, it was clearly three points thicker than before.

It wasn't until another cup of tea passed that the tornado gradually calmed down. At this moment, Xiaojin's golden bell cover was already shattered. If Heizi persisted for a while, the consequences would be disastrous.

Faced with Heizi's appearance of begging for praise and praise, I braced myself and carefully reviewed it from beginning to end.

That, that is... a "Swastika"-shaped tie that is rare in a thousand years! !Vulcan's whole body is distorted! ! !And the most rare thing is that under Heizi's tossing, Vulcan sleeps so sweetly by himself, he doesn't know how he is treated in his sleep.

Heizi is really talented!

And Heizi also looked very satisfied with his work, picked up No. [-] who was sleeping on the ground and put it on Vulcan's belly, yawned, and then fell asleep with me again.

This night is really full of disasters for Vulcan...

But... I originally thought that the red rope would be most suitable for people with fair skin like a wig, but I didn't expect...

[Mission completed: Intimate contact with Heizi Tetsuya. 】

[Mission success reward: 20 gold coins. 】

………………

When I woke up the next morning, Vulcan and Heizi had already left the house.

Said that it was a pity that I couldn't see Vulcan Roar.

After washing, I finally saw Vulcan who came back from the morning run. The bright red palm marks on his face and the strange marks on his wrists, waist, legs and ankles attracted the attention of many people. Outsiders were still reserved, but Cheng Rin The gang members laughed so disrespectfully that they almost pulled away.

And that cleaner... instantly blushed with an old face, turned his head slightly and turned a blind eye to Vulcan's questioning gaze, and his bright red earlobes, as if dyed in the sunset, blinded the eyes of passers-by.

A discerning person noticed the unusualness of the two of them at the same time, took out his notebook with a sinister smile and wrote something, completely unaware of the key role he played in the whole incident.

Vulcan, please rest assured, I will definitely avenge you!

As for Midorima... Today, he is as handsome and aggressive as usual, his sweat-stained hair is shining brightly under the sunlight, and he has attracted the attention of everyone in the restaurant as soon as he appeared.

But that proud gaze just glanced at the crowd, and then walked towards me with strides, as if he was welcoming his future bride in the blessing eyes of everyone in the auditorium.At this moment, he has the aura of a hero very much.

If you change the place, I'm afraid it will cause countless girls to scream wildly for him.

Unfortunately, this is a restaurant, and 90.00% of the people in it are teenagers who love ball games.And the point is...

To some extent, as the protagonist, I flashed behind Fuji beauty the moment I saw him approaching.

Na na, Midorima, you actually know it!Know why everyone looks at you!

Now that you know it, don't come over again. Didn't you see that someone has already assumed an aggressive posture towards you and silently said "Back and Back"?

Don't you feel the slightest bit of shock when you put a simulated poop the size of a fist in the palm of your hand?Can you really use anything as a lucky charm?

If one day your morning divination says that your lucky item is a pair of pink women's underwear, will you immediately run to the store to buy a pair for your hand?

"Hi, what's the matter?" Even in such a situation, Buermei remained calm and asked Midorima in front of her with a smile.

"Hello." Midorima nodded politely, "Did you help take care of my pet last night?"

pet?When did I get promoted from a lucky item to a pet?

"Pet?" Fuji smiled and shook his head, "He is my friend."

"...So that's the case, I took the liberty."

Midorima pushed his glasses, and looked at me with half-unhappiness and three-part resentment in his eyes.

"Don't put on a dirty face, Xiaozhen." Gao Wei also came over, and patted my shoulder lightly, "Xiaozhen waited for you for a long time last night, and then ran back to the bathroom to look for you because he was worried. But at that time the bathroom was closed, and then he walked around the hotel again and again..."

"Don't say unnecessary words, Takao!"

"Okay, okay~"...

Looking at the back of Midorima leaving, I was a little dazed.

I always thought that I had changed, but in the end I found that I was still standing still.

Even if the Three Views are completely destroyed, the bad roots buried deep in the mind still exist.

They are all serious about giving, but I can't always trust them.

Those masters who were betrayed by me for no reason are so innocent, and how unlucky are those masters who can run into me when they go out casually.

The reason why I have been unable to integrate into this world is not simply because I am an alien from the outside world, and I was warned by the main god not to disturb their due plot, but also because of this pure and almost transparent world. , Let me look up and feel inferior at the same time.

However, the more inferior I am, the more I cannot blend in.The more unable to integrate, the more people will be hurt.

In general, I am a terrible person.