[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Gintama High School 3rd grade class Z?

Emma, ​​just looking at the height of the two of them, I thought they were middle school students, but I didn't expect...

Shaking his head and sighing, he looked at Tezuka, Midorima, Natsume, Katsura, and finally Takasugi and Hibari. .Sure enough, is it still a sporty height? ╮(╯_╰)╭

But what people care more about than the height is the security situation of this class.

Yes, law and order.

The moment Takasugi pushed open the door, a wave of heat mixed with love?Annoyed?disgust?eager?Resentment? ... The complex breath of waiting "coaxed" me and rushed towards me, so scared that I almost sat on the ground with a shiver.

Hey Hey hey!What is that pile of junk on the ground?Is it a corpse?It's a corpse, right?It's the corpse of an orangutan who has obviously been abused just now!

Takasugi, don't think that if you pretend to be nonchalant, I will believe that you didn't notice that there is a corpse there!

You actually stepped on it on purpose, right? !I saw it, I really saw it, the moment you stepped on the corpse... You smiled triumphantly. .

And the stop of that step was subtly two seconds longer than normal!Sure enough, I still care about it, because my height is not as good as that of a junior high school student!

"Elizabeth, come in quickly!" Katsura Kotaro had already returned to his seat, and he greeted me loudly, "Haha, it's been a long time since I've been here and you're a little strange to this place, right? It's okay, I have a cover Now, you don't have to worry about anything."

It is because of you that I am worried.

"Ah, by the way, the class has re-adjusted the seats while you were away, where is your current position," he pointed, "Do you understand?"

Search Karma!It turns out that when the teacher adjusted the seats, he also adjusted your brain nerves by the way. .

He took out the writing board from the different-dimensional space under the white cloth and held it up: "Got it." '

This WordPad, it has a very convenient function, that is, no matter what I am thinking, it will be displayed in text.

Everything will be displayed, even my previous complaints.

As for why there is an extra-dimensional space in my body, why the writing board is so magical, and why there are seats for pets in the school, I am too lazy to pursue it.

Because there will be no answer if you pursue it.

What?Lord God?Do you think it will solve my puzzle for free? !Asking it for help will cost gold coins! !

Yes, I have a lot of gold coins now, and these gold coins are basically useless, but!Do you think I'd be willing to spend the gold coins I got at the price of spying on other people's showers on these silly questions?

Enough is enough, stop discussing these messy trifles.I am now facing the most important choice in my life: should I go into such a bad class?

This class Z is obviously a third year in high school, right?But they don't even have the slightest atmosphere of learning.It was time for class soon, but they still gathered in small groups and discussed loudly. Even if some students sat obediently in their seats, they were just reading some unknown magazines. .

The wide soles of my feet couldn't help rubbing them quietly on the ground, I really couldn't make up my mind.

"Get out of the way," just when I was hesitating, a person suddenly pushed me from behind hard, behaving rudely, using vulgar words and extremely nasty tone, "You disgusting scum!"

ha?Who is this?

"Bah!" Spit on the ground, one with cat ears?The aunt looked at me with disdain, and then walked into the classroom with heavy steps with a proud face.

'Oops, oops, monsters have infiltrated the human school! '

"Catherine is not a monster." A man with glasses followed closely behind the cat-eared monster and walked up to me. "She is an overseas student who just transferred from abroad!"

'Do foreigners in this world look like this?That's disgusting! Hey! '

"It's obvious that you are more disgusting!" The man with glasses muttered quietly, then leaned over and patted my head, "By the way, student Elizabeth, why do you feel that you are so much shorter than before?"

'Do not touch me! ’ I slapped the glasses man’s hand away, and I held up the sign, ‘If you touch my head again, I’ll cut you off! '

"Oh? How could this be?"

'Don't you know that a man's head and a woman's waist can't be touched? ' Turn over, 'Pay attention to me, bastard! '

"Ah? Yes, I'm sorry!"

'Step aside! '

"Yes!"

Since such an ordinary and non-existent man with glasses who complains can survive in this class, why can't I? !

Putting away the writing board, I stepped on this piece of blood-stained land step by step. .

There's nothing I can't do, really, even with a pair of legs in front of me...

I stopped and held up the sign.

'What's the meaning? '

"It's not interesting." The boy with a head of refreshing chestnut hair leaned on the stool with his arms under his pillow, and his two long legs crossed the aisle directly on the opposite table, just blocking my way, "I just don't think so. I have to make way for you, after all..."

There was a pure smile on his face: "It's fine to just get under it with your height."

=dish=

"Hey, Sougo!" With the familiar upside-down bangs and the familiar gray-blue eyes, I widened my eyes in disbelief, and looked at the unfamiliar person who stood up with a righteous face.

He first showed me a bright smile, and then scolded the boy named Sougo: "It's just two centimeters away, you can raise your legs higher!"

. . .

Take a deep breath, inhale—inhale—, exhale—.

Thank you Lord God for giving me this skin that can't express any expression, otherwise my face will be very hideous at this moment.

Silently, I put my hand into the white cloth, I remember there...it seems to be with a saw blade. . .

"Hey!" A red-haired girl suddenly slammed into the classroom from outside like a shooting star, she ran up to Sougo aggressively and shouted, "Shake your bastard, take your stinky foot off my desk Go down!!"

"Hey, Chinese girl, good morning." Shaking S smiled and greeted the girl, and her feet on the table also shook arrogantly.

"You want to die, bastard!" The ridiculous round glasses hung on the bridge of the nose, and the girl's blue eyes became brighter because of anger. She looked like a happy and carefree adolescent girl.

I saw this lively and cute girl throwing away her schoolbag casually, bent over to hold the stool, lifted it up, and then slammed it fiercely at her trembling legs.

The castration was so ferocious that it seemed that his legs were really going to be broken before he would stop.

. .Silently putting the saw blade back, I took two steps back.

No, no, let's just leave this horrible place. .

Generally speaking, when encountering this kind of intentional faultfinding or intentional molesting, the girls would blush with anger, then say a few words coquettishly and angrily, and then... hold hands and roll on the bed, cough !And then it starts puberty, all kinds of your love, I would like to dig all kinds of heart and lungs, all kinds of feeling lost?

So what is going on with this bloody and violent god development now?

Could it be that the man with glasses just now is not an ordinary character?In fact, has his stupid hair been modified to save the energy of complaining and save the earth?

Huh, he doesn't seem to have any hair? …So does that mean his glasses can actually fire all sorts of missiles to destroy the planet? !

"Bang!" The classroom door was kicked open suddenly, and the man's slightly irritated voice came before one foot could step in, "It's so noisy, are you chicks waiting to feed the bugs?" ? Quiet me, bastard! Please understand the hard work of the teacher who spit out the worms you ate!"

Everyone's movements froze for a second, and then they all packed up their things and sat back in their seats with lightning speed.

My seat was just behind the red-haired girl, to the right of the chairman analogue.Once seated, I raised my head and waited with bated breath.

Huh?Wait a minute, what happened to the plaque with the word "sugar" hanging in front of it?Is it the motto?

With the sound of the slippers hitting the ground, a decadent man with dead fish eyes appeared in front of everyone in disheveled clothes with a cigarette in his mouth.

He casually threw a booklet on the podium, lazily grabbed the already messy natural volume, and then said in a weak, half-dead voice: "Okay, now the class meeting begins."

The whole class quietly looked up at him.

"I said, the class meeting starts now!" Seeing that there was no response from everyone, he repeated it again.

.silent.

"Where are the students on duty?" He became impatient, and his dead fish eyes glanced casually, "Who is the student on duty today?"

"Teacher!" The red-haired girl in front stood up, "I don't like eating other people's vomit, and I'm not on duty today!"

"Yoxi, then please go out and turn right, and never come back."

"Teacher~" Another girl with lavender long hair also stood up, her face flushed with excitement, "Please let me do the daily value for your kintama, ah——!"

A square blackboard eraser came into direct contact with her pretty face.

"Teacher." The corpse orangutan also stood up and yelled loudly with his rich voice, "I am willing to do value for Miss A Miao every day, oh!!"

A clarinet pierced straight into his unevolved face, and it looked like just a little more force would allow the clarinet to pass through the back of his head.

"Teacher," the culprit clapped his hands with a smile, "please don't let the orangutans come in and disturb our class, okay?"

"Okay, from now on, I will leave all the tasks of eliminating demons and defending Dao to you, Miao Shimura!"

"teacher!"

The moment this man stood up, he caught everyone's attention. His tall body could almost cover half of the sky, and the bulging green muscles made one's heart tremble. With two curved horns, there is a small red flower in the middle!

"What, what's the matter? You're angry at classmate Lu?" The teacher's voice became trembling because of those deep eyes.

"Yesterday I was on duty, today..." He paused, turned sideways to reveal someone covered by him, "It's Takasugi-san's turn."

"Huh?" Gao Shan, who was named, removed the abacus book in front of him, and glanced at the whole class who were eagerly watching him with a superior look. He sneered, and then...

He took his legs off the table and said loudly, "Stand up."

.cut. .

There was a uniform sigh in the class, and even the teacher on the podium curled his lips a little bored.

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Now, I say, can the world be any more unruly?

.∧..∧..∧..∧..∧.

The so-called class meeting is just the meaningless complaints made by Mr. Sakata on the podium and the meaningless noise of the students. The teacher said that he was very busy and handed over the roll call to the class leader Shiro Hijikata who sat on my left.

Completely ignoring how unnatural Hijikata-kun's expression had become, he said, "Teacher, I have to leave beforehand, and you will remember to send it to me when you are fourteen," and patted your ass and left.

After that, Mr. Hijikata, who went to deliver the roster, did not come back to class for a whole morning. -_-

So Mr. Sakata, you are indeed very powerful in various aspects. . .

What's even more strange is that the students in the class didn't show the slightest surprise or gossip about this, only Okita-kun sighed with a wicked smile on his face, "Spring is really a good season for estrus" and there is no more.

How should I put it, whether it is a decadent, charming, or hemorrhoid teacher, or all kinds of innocent students on the surface, there is a certain kind of "obscene" aura faintly revealed all over the body. .

They don't care at all whether their actions will damage their image, they spit, curse, beat, and peep at will. . .

They live recklessly but not willfully, everything they do seems meaningless but does not make their lives empty, they are naive but not ignorant.

Although I only attended a one-day class, it did not affect my understanding of their lifestyle.

Although I only attended the class for one day, it made me doubt my life in the past ten years.

The things that had been instilled in my brain since I was a child have been gradually overturned since I came to this world, and the ground under my feet has also collapsed.He was obviously floating in the air without any support, but his heart was more at ease than before.Obviously the future is uncertain, but inexplicably excited and looking forward to it.

I don't know what I grabbed in my hand, but that thing gave me unparalleled courage and strength.

Yes, courage.

I quietly took out the saw blade from under the white cloth, and I followed Gui into a gloomy building.

Cough, the cause of the incident is this: Originally, I could go home with Gui after school in the afternoon, but at the moment we walked out of the classroom, a certain girl with piss-yellow hair rushed into the 3-year z Ben and shouted:

"Master Jinsuke! We found the gathering place of that group!"

That group refers to the unscrupulous teenagers who forced the students to spend money to buy the "Ji Gan" note.

To be honest, I'm really not interested in bad boys, but I can't handle a brain-dead master!

Obviously Takasugi clearly disagreed at the time, but Gui still stalked and acted coquettishly and flirtatiously and forcibly followed.

And as a "qualified" host, he would naturally refuse to let me go for such a fun thing.

However, after I climbed up to the dark top floor panting with Takasugi and his group, I found that there were already three groups of people there!

No, to be precise, a group of people were confronting one person, and the third group of people with tentacles on their foreheads were lying on the ground as if they were dead or alive.Iron sheets and metal rods were scattered around them, and countless "Jigan" stickers were flying in the air.

"Oh?" Hearing the sound, the group of people wearing the same uniform turned their heads first. The leader was a red-haired boy with braids. He squinted his eyes and seemed extremely happy, "There is another group."

"This is..." Gao Shan's group who came aggressively obviously didn't expect this to happen. Except for Gui Yinyin who was a little excited, everyone showed shocking expressions.

Takasugi pursed his lips and said nothing, his green eyes met the red-haired boy for a few moments, and then moved to another person in the darkness.

"That blindfold...so that's it," the red-haired boy said suddenly, "Are you Takasugi's classmate from Gintama High School?"

"That's right." Gao Shan turned his gaze back to him again.

"We are students of Yetu Industrial High School, and we came here to chase after these people, but obviously, we were caught by that person first." The boy pointed to the person blocked by the shadow.

"Don't look unhappy, we are also very upset! After all, no one has been able to snatch the prey from me so far!"

"Who is he?" Takasugi asked.

"Scattered..." The boy spread his hands, "I don't know either!"

The darkness blocked the man's appearance but could not stop his aura. Just as the two were talking, a huge amount of anger emanated from the man and approached the crowd.

"What, it's us who should be angry, right?!" an uncle with messy hair behind the red-haired boy said, and he took a step forward, "Hey! Where are you from? Uh!"

The uncle's voice suddenly stopped, and his tall body retreated quickly.

At the same time, a crutch rubbed his cheek and slammed into the wall beside him, causing the already dilapidated wall to crack into a spider web in an instant.

"How long are you guys going to gather together?!" The man came out with a more powerful aura than before, and his cold voice was full of impatience, "Bite and kill!"

Shit, it turned out to be Kyouya Hibari!

"Sudden attack is not very good," the red-haired boy smiled and caught another kidnapper that the chairman attacked with his bare hands. "However, since everyone can't help it, then... just have fun..."

The so-called battle is actually on the verge of breaking out.