[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Swallowing a mouthful of old blood secretly, I decided to ignore what I just saw.

No, I actually didn't see anything.

The competition was coming to an end, and many members of the school had already packed up their things and left, and the venue became somewhat empty.

For a moment I didn't know where to go.

All those who were going to adopt me have been abandoned by me.

Sitting on the chair in the venue, I was a little dazed.

It's only been a week since I came to this world, but it feels like a long time has passed...

So wandering and helpless, lonely, lonely, unencumbered, unencumbered.

Too bad... It's been a really bad day.

The journey has only just started, but it has already begun to miss home, and how to go on the road ahead.

No motivation and no dreams, I run around with such anxiety every day, and I have to complete some inexplicable tasks.

After so long, I still have nothing in my hand.

"What are you waiting for, it's time to go." The cold and familiar voice suddenly descended from the sky, with a light that cannot be ignored, it dispersed the dark clouds above my head and then shone directly on me, which also illuminated the originally pitch-black place. the way.

I raised my head and met Tezuka's expressionless face in a daze. The black eyes were blocked by the reflective glasses, making it difficult to see clearly.

Three seconds later, Tezuka turned around and got on the bus.

t^t suddenly felt like a scumbag.

I snuck onto the bus in tears, then found a vacant seat and ran underneath to hide.

People/scumbags just need to go shit silently π_π.

I'm sorry for them.Everyone treats me with sincerity, but I repay them like that for the mission.

I have asked for nothing!

I know I'm wrong, I really know I'm wrong!Please forgive me!

Of course, it’s okay if you don’t forgive me, let the Lord God die to thank the world.

【…】

[Punishment accumulatively twice, execution will be postponed. 】

……I was wrong.

…………

When it was time to get out of the car, Tezuka directly sent the big dog to stick its head under the seat and bite me out, then dragged me back to Tezuka's house.

Ahh, now the whole body is full of big dog's saliva.

To the naked eye, the Tezuka family has not changed at all, and the Tezuka family still received me very kindly.

The only difference is that this time Tezuka didn't take care of me personally, but asked Tezuka's mother to help me and the big dog take a bath.

Dinner is the same treatment as the big dog.

I was a little disappointed, but I still obediently obeyed the arrangement and command of the upper-level leaders, and wandered around the living room with the big dog after dinner.

Soon it was Tezuka's regular bath time.

The voyeuristic mission released before is only one time away from completion.

After struggling in my heart for a few minutes, I still chose to lie on the sofa and silently watched the big dog go about its nightly routine without following.

However, there is one thing that has always concerned me.After thinking about it, I got up and sneaked into Tezuka's room quietly.

With nostalgic eyes, he scanned every corner of the room, and then gave a sudden pause.

The desk that was supposed to be full of books suddenly had an exquisite cage placed there.

really……

Sure enough, I deserve to shit!

I really have the urge to turn back into a guinea pig and get in.

No, no, no, I shook my head hurriedly, trying to get this thought out of my mind completely.No matter what, I still want to turn back into a human being, and I must not change my career to become a guinea pig just because my head is hot and impulsive!

It's so annoying, I really want to drag that cage out to feed the dogs.

I jumped on the window sill and looked down, if I throw it from here...

"Hu~~"

A gust of wind blew by, I shivered, and when I came back to my senses, I saw a vague black shadow floating in front of me.

Huh?I raised my neck to look at it, and tentatively said: 'Boss? '

"It's me," Sanxiao's voice sounded, "Master Natsume said that you went to find the original owner, is this here?"

'well? ... count... count...'

"Want to come with me?" Sanxiao asked, "Staying in the human world is not conducive to cultivation."

'Practice...? 'What if I really want to cultivate into a monster.

"Don't want to?"

'I'm sorry, boss,' I lowered my head, 'I still want to stay here for the time being...'

"Will you stay long?"

'I am not sure as well. '

"I understand." Sanxiao said, "A word of advice, don't get too involved with humans."

'Oh...' I'm sorry boss, I'm just a human being.

'By the way, boss! ’ I said with a shy face, ‘Can I ask you something? '

"what?"

"That's right... that... you, cough... our animal world... there should be a lot of cats, can you help me find a cat that is about the same size as me and is willing to be adopted by humans..."

"Yes." Sanxiao agreed bluntly, "Is there anything else?"

'No, thank you boss! ⊙v⊙The boss is mighty! '

San Xiao chuckled and scraped away.

Woohahaha, it’s good to have a reliable boss!

"What are you doing?"

Tezuka suddenly made a sound from behind, which made me tremble and almost fell off the window sill.

A ray of light slid across his cold glasses, "Did someone talk just now?"

"Meow." No, absolutely no one to speak!

"..." Tezuka was silent for a while, "Go back."

"Meow."

I lowered my head, silently jumped off the windowsill and crawled past him.

t^tI didn't feel wronged by Tezuka's indifference!

"..." There seemed to be a soft sigh in the air, Tezuka squatted/body touched my head, "Good night."

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By the time I woke up on top of the big dog, it was already late.

I heard from Tezuka's mother that Tezuka went out for training very early, and he probably won't come back until the afternoon.

I almost habitually ran out to look for him again, but after some hesitation, I decided to go for a walk on a big dog, and get to know the messy roads in Tokyo by the way.

By the way, I also met some messy aunts and six wives.

It's a pity that the big dog is only active in the community, and he doesn't want to go further. In the end, he just took me to a nearby park.

Then met a strange boy.

Too long bangs blocked half of his face, revealing only one dark blue eye looking at us.

"Kufufu, what an interesting combination." He stretched out his right index finger and ticked the big dog, "Come here."

The atmosphere on this person was so gloomy, I quietly scratched the big dog's neck to signal it not to go over.

"Wang~"

The big dog responded happily, then leaned over and licked his fingers eagerly.

==; Hey!

"kufufufufu," the boy smiled strangely, spread his hands in front of me, his dark eyes couldn't see a trace of smile, "what's the matter?"

"Meow~" This person is definitely not to be offended!

Reluctantly, I climbed into his palm, looked up at his expression, and had no choice but to climb all the way to his shoulder along the arm.

"Good~"

well?Wait, what's that... on his head?wig?A wig like a pineapple leaf?

...The pineapple leaves are made to look like real ones!It's still shaking when it's blown by the wind!

Curiosity surged up, and I could no longer care about the slightest fear of this person, so I boldly climbed onto his head, pointed at the dangling leaf, stretched out my claws... and scratched it .

The boy froze.

It really is a wig!Seeing his nervous appearance, it is obvious that he is afraid that I will scratch the leaves and ruin his hairstyle.

But... I really want to scratch it!As soon as I saw that leaf shaking and shaking my paws, I couldn't control it.

"kufufu," the boy grabbed me off and put me on the back of the big dog before I scratched the second paw, "you are really naughty!"

"Meow~" I want to scratch it again~

"I thought it was an illusion before, but I didn't expect..." The boy stared at me, "It seems that I really understand what you mean!"

"Meow?"

"Is it an experimental product?" A gleam of coldness flashed in his eyes, and he looked at me carefully again, looking thoughtful.

'It's not an experimental product~ It's a monster, a monster! '

"A monster?" The boy narrowed his eyes, "A monster..."

I always feel like he's planning something bad...

"kufufufufu," the boy shook his head, revealing his right eye, which had been blocked by blue hair, was actually blood red!

There is also a word 'six' printed on it.

'well? !Kaleidoscope Sharingan? ! ! ! '

The corner of the boy's slightly raised mouth froze: "No~"

'no? 'I stared at that eye suspiciously, suddenly realized,'Oh!It's a variant! '

"..."

His eyes told me he was spitting.

"Hey, little monster," the boy quickly changed the subject, "do you want to sign a contract with me?"

'Does it mean to recognize you as the Lord? '

"You can do it if you want," the boy clasped his right hand, and a fork slowly appeared in his hand, "I just want to borrow your body."

'Body? !You, what are you going to do? 'Blocking my chest with my front paws, I rarely stood up on my hind legs, and took two steps back.

The boy's smiling face could hardly be maintained, he twitched the corners of his mouth: "It's not what you think."

'Ugh? ! ! '

The author has something to say: This chapter is a turning point, probably.Although Xiao Dolphin enjoys the favor brought to him by the protagonists of the anime, he never treats them as real characters. In his subconscious, he still has the idea of ​​finishing the task and leaving quickly, so he is grateful and guilty for them but has no nostalgia for them.After being possessed, the little porpoise has nothing but to blindly complete the task of the main god, blindly thinking that after completing the task, he can go home easily.But Tezuka told it with his tenderness and consideration: Anyone who comes out to mess around will still have to pay back. ←That's about it. .

[In other words, is the classification of this article really hilarious?Chang-chan himself was about to doubt it.