[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

Too lazy to pay any more attention to these embarrassing people, I turned around and jumped out of the window.

The advantage of being a cat is that I can jump from a height of several meters at will without worrying about falling to my death.

It's like flying. .Yoho~!

Of course, the height above the third floor is not enough. If you jump down without self-knowledge, you will really fall to your death~!

"Hello! Xiuze!" An unfamiliar male voice sounded above his head, "There's a cat here!"

Ugh?

"Cat?! Ah!! Could it be——!!!" The boy named Xiu Ze suddenly froze there and looked at me in shock.

"Ah, Masaka!!!" The blond boy also froze suddenly, most of his face was shadowed.

"What happened?" The third boy came on stage. His eyes lit up when he saw me, and he reached out to grab me. "Wow, what a cute cat!"

"Don't move!" The man named Xiu Ze suddenly stopped his movements, "That's the devil's emissary!"

Devil?The emissary of the devil king?

"The emissary of the devil?! Hey!" the black-haired boy complained, "What emissary of the devil! No matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary cat, right? Although... it looks a bit silly."

Hello!Do you dare not mention the word 'sham'?Besides, I will tickle you, I will really tickle you, you bastard!

"Look! Zhongbang, it's all your fault, the devil's emissary is angry!" The blond boy said nervously, "Apologize!"

"Why should I apologize." The black-haired boy retorted, "It can't understand human language!" After speaking, he stretched out his index finger and flicked my forehead.

I raised my paw and scratched a bloodstain on the back of his hand.

"Wow, ah!" Zhongbang screamed and covered his hands behind his back, "It hurts!"

"Master Messenger," Tabata Hideo took two steps forward to explain, "I'm so sorry for indulging my subordinates to offend you! I hope you don't mind....Well, did Lord Demon King ask you to send us any message?"

"Meow~?" I blinked and looked at him inexplicably.

"Huh?! Three days later?!" Tabata Hideo took a step back and said with an incredulous expression on his face, "I didn't expect the decisive battle to come so soon!"

==; This product... is quite fun.I thought about it, and jumped on his shoulder with a kick.

"Ugh?"

"Jack, it turns out that you are the chosen brave man!" The blond boy continued, "I didn't expect—!"

"Hey! Are you finished?" Zhongbang urged, looking at the time, "Class is about to begin."

"Motor!" x2

The three of them walked into the classroom with the bell ringing.

Although my appearance attracted the attention of many people, due to the class time, everyone didn't say anything, and even the teacher didn't respond when he saw me.

After returning to my seat, Tabata Hideo put me on the table and stopped talking, and began to concentrate on listening to the class.

It seems that he is a good student who studies hard!

But..., in my mind, there is an image that has been circling and lingering.

He, he, he, he, he... He accidentally opened his neckline while running, and then I saw that he was actually wearing a pale pink lace bra! ! ! ! =dish=

It's an illusion.

It must be an illusion!

Shemale?No, no, he obviously has an Adam's apple. ... Could it be that he is actually... a pervert? !Or, womanizer? ! !

Either way sucks...it's a shame I thought he was funny before.

Hit by the heavy reality, I sighed and crawled on his desk too lazy to move.

...Maybe, it's because I haven't seen a girl for many years...

The evil anti-cross/tail defense wall ruined a young man with a bad outlook. Hey!

I used to read a lot of novels, and always thought that most of the students in boys' schools were gay, but now it seems that this is not the case at all! ...what a...disappointment.

As if I had lost the motivation to live, I spent the next few classes crawling there motionless, and no matter who came to talk to me, I just turned around and gave him a round buttock.

When I am really bored to death, I listen to a class seriously. Although it is high school knowledge, it is still a bit strange to listen to it again!Ahhh, the evil college life has worn away not only my dreams, but also my past achievements.Now I can't do anything except peeping. .

For lunch, Hideta Tabata and the three of them squeezed a little out of their teeth and gave it to me.

== In a way I really appreciate them.

After school, I naturally climbed on Tabata Hideunori's shoulders, ready to follow him home.

The two boys of Zhongbang and Yoshitake Tanaka were also there.

"Go to Zhongbang's house today?"

"Okay."

"Don't decide on your own, hey! I haven't agreed yet!"

They are really good friends... I silently looked at the school gate that was getting farther and farther away, and I always felt as if I forgot something.

what's going on?

"Three people in front, wait a minute!"

Haru Miura's voice!By the way, I was looking for her after school.

Hideo Tabata and the three of them turned around with puzzled expressions on their faces.

"Are you calling us?" Zhongbang asked, pointing at himself.

"Of course." Miura Haru walked up to the three menacingly, "Put the cat sauce down."

"Huh?" Tabata Hideo was taken aback, "Is this your cat?"

"Of course." Haru Miura's eyes widened, looking a little annoyed, "I had already made an appointment with Cat-chan to find it after class, but after class, Xiaochun searched all the corners of the girls' department and couldn't find it. I didn't expect it to be I was abducted by you to the boys department!"

"Don't talk nonsense," Tanaka Yoshitake retorted, "it was the one who appeared in the boys' department by itself, and followed Shuze away on its own initiative. No one abducted it! Besides, we boys can't reach your girls' department at all! "

"Haha?" Miura Haru was stunned, and his watery eyes stared at me, "Mao Mao Jiang, is what they said true? Did you run over by yourself?"

"Meow~"

"How come..." Miura Haru looked ashamed, "It's all my fault that Xiaochun didn't think carefully, brought you into school hastily but failed to fulfill his responsibilities, it's all my fault!"

"You mean this cat is not yours?" Tabata Hideo asked.

"Hi……"

"Then, the question now is, who will the kitten belong to?"

"Let the cat choose!"

All four of them turned their attention to me.

This is the second time I have enjoyed this kind of treatment, but I am not happy at all.

…To be honest, staying with Tabata Hideonori and the others is a bit boring, but it is very relaxing and occasionally fun.And they are also very kind to me, I always feel a little sorry to leave them like this.

But... Xiaochun is related to whether I can see Skylark again. After weighing the two, it is easy to make a choice.

"Meow~" I'm sorry.

I moved my head to Hidetaka Tabata's neck and rubbed it coquettishly, my nostalgic gaze suddenly stopped when I accidentally touched something, then jumped off his shoulder without hesitation, and threw myself into Miura Haru's arms.

The pale pink lace breast/cover is really unacceptable.

"Cat sauce!" Miura Haru habitually pressed me into his arms and rubbed me, smiling happily, "Xiaochun is so happy!"

"Ah, by the way," Miura Haru looked at the three of them apologetically, "I'm really sorry for misunderstanding you before!"

"It's okay," Tabata Hideo glanced at me lightly, "Since the cat has chosen you, you have to treat it well! Then, goodbye!"

"I'll take good care of it!" Miura Haru promised, "See you later!"

"Goodbye!" The other two also waved their hands and followed Hideo Tabata and left.

It looks like... Tabata Hideo must be angry!I looked at the backs of the three people and felt sad.

"Cat sauce, let's go home!"

"Meow~" Okay.

Since becoming a pet, I have owed a lot of debts.No matter what, you have to return everything before you go home. .Otherwise, even if you go back, you will not be able to live in peace.

By the way, go home!Xiaochun, she just said to go home, right? ! !Isn't she going to take a peek in Shengzhong today?

Don't be like this!Did you know that you have to learn to persevere in life? !Even if you want to be a stalker, you have to wait every day. When will you be able to become a real stalker like you? Hey! !

But no matter how I roared in my heart, Haru Miura said that she couldn't understand cat language at all, and still ignored my struggle with a happy face and forcibly carried me back to Miura's house.

Convex -_-.People who don't know how to respect the rights of cats you will cry because of cats in the future bastards!

…………

Miura Haru's house was a very ordinary two-story western-style building, and her parents hadn't come back when she got home.

This is when you can see the difference between boys and girls.

At Tezuka’s and Natsume’s, mom cooks, at Midorima’s, there’s takeout, at Hibari’s, there’s Kusakabe...

In Miura's house, Koharu is enough.

I just sit on the sofa and watch TV to my heart's content, and then I can eat delicious home-cooked food.Dessert after dinner...

After Xiaochun packed everything up, he took a bath with me again.

It's simply Lafayette's day!

I have no pressure at all about bathing with girls.And the most surprising thing is:

[Mission overfulfilled: Take a bath with Haru Miura. 】

[Mission success reward: 20 gold coins. 】

It turns out that the main god is unisex/eating type! =dish=

The author has something to say: This article is actually a short story, which should be finished within about 30 words.It's a bit early to say it now, but do you have any ideas about the creature that will be possessed next time?If you guess correctly, add more~!

Also, please tell me if you think the article is good or not. This is the first time Changjiang writes such a joyful article, but I really don’t know what to say. . (The past few days have been code words until midnight...)