[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

At night, when I was lying in the bathtub and enjoying the bath, the scene in front of me suddenly changed. In the blink of an eye, I even brought the bathtub to a very familiar place - the Hall of Karma.

And there, there are two groups of people confronting each other, and the situation is quite tense.

A group of people were Li Baoen and a few strangers tied up behind him with ropes, and a group of...

I slapped my face hard, trying to wake myself up.

The other group was actually headed by Sakata Gintoki and a few guys who looked like students at first sight!

I suddenly appeared in the middle of the two groups of people, which made them a little bit at a loss.

However, I was the one who was more at a loss. I waved at them awkwardly: "Well, can you please turn around? Let me put on some clothes."

All the people present silently lined up and turned their backs obediently.

I picked up the towel that was on the side and wiped it in a hurry, then took out the spare clothes I had in my belly and put them on quickly, and then I coughed dryly: "Okay."

They turned back silently.

"Cough! Li Baoen, Mr. Sakata..." I stood in the middle and said in a calm tone that would not easily arouse the emotions on both sides, "Can you tell me what happened first?"

Li Baoen put away his pistol/gun, and said first: "I followed your suggestion to search for some information about the future diary. Unexpectedly, a few guys with diaries were caught and their diaries were confiscated. I haven't had time to find them. The remaining holders will be summoned here."

This is understandable, although those guys have a future in their hands, but they are still a little short of time to deal with the huge mafia.

"What about you, Sakata-sensei? Did you also get a lot of diaries?"

"That's right..." Sakata Gintoki admitted straightforwardly.

His side is more complicated, but in the final analysis, the cause is still with me...

When we met in the fitting room before, Mr. Sakata just confiscated the mobile phone of one of his students because he found out that his student used the mobile phone to cheat.After confiscating it, he found some strange diaries in the phone. Of course, at first he thought it was a student spoof and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.Later, when he and Hijikata-kun were shopping in the mall, he accidentally heard the phone ringing, and at the same time, the same sound came from a nearby fitting room, so he deliberately knocked on the door.

Later, because I, a stranger, showed that he was very familiar with him, which attracted his attention, probably thinking that I had some conspiracy, he checked the diary carefully again, and discovered the particularity of the diary.

So he coerced and lured his students to tell the truth, and then in order to protect his students from harm, he kept his mobile phone.After that... Well, it was like pulling out the carrots and bringing out the mud, and pulling out a few more students. Realizing the danger this game would bring, Sakata Gintoki did ideological work for all of them and gained their trust. Their diary, and trying to find the remaining diary holders to take their diary and get deu to stop this no-nonsense/fucking heir game.

So, tonight, all of us were summoned.

Deu, who had been onlookers for a long time, said: "Skylark Dolphin, you are the one who completely messed up my game. Now that my lifespan is approaching, but the successor has not been chosen yet, what do you think?"

"Obviously, the minority obeys the majority, whoever has the most diaries will be the god!" Now it is obviously impossible for the diary holders to kill each other.

"However, there are five people's diaries in the hands of Bo En in the killer. They are 4t Keigo Raisu, 7t Battlefield Mark, 10t Tsukishima Kanto, 11t John Bacchus, and 12t Hirasaka Koizumi. Mr. Sakata Gintoki has five diaries in his hand. , are 1t Amano Yuki, 2t My Wife Yuno, 6t Kasugano Tsubaki, 8t Shang Xia Chuang, and 9t Yuliu Miyayin."

Having said that, I looked at Uryu Miyane, who was disguised as a student and mingled behind Sakata Gintoki, and smiled sullenly.

"3t Volcano Goff is dead, 5t Misaki Takasugi's diary is in your hands."

Does that mean the decision is in my hands?

"But can I give the right to choose?"

"I believe you will make the most correct choice." Said as if I was choosing the other half, really evil.

Li Baoen snorted, raised his hat brim with his hand/gun, and looked at me with dark eyes.That look seemed to say, if you don't choose, I will send you to Santuchuan!

Sakata Gintoki spread his hands: "Whatever you want...Actually, I just don't want my students to lose their lives for this stupid game. I never thought of being a god."

His words sounded quite righteous to me, but they were full of pretense, but after hearing his words, Li Baoen said thoughtfully: "Sakata Gintoki, I think this name is very familiar from just now, and now I finally remember it." Now." Then he suddenly entered the storytelling mode, "It is said that two years ago, an ordinary high school teacher broke into a mafia family by himself, defeated dozens of fighters single-handedly, and rescued two The innocent students involved. This incident was a sensation at the time. The name of Sakata Gintoki spread throughout the mafia. Many families offered olive branches to him, but he rejected them one by one. I didn't expect to see it today I am really lucky for three lives!"

"There are still people who remember such old events..." Sakata Gintoki also looked at him with admiration, "Shou/Shou Baoen, I heard Okita mentioned you, you are a very special person!"

At this time, do they cherish each other?

I looked at Bao En, my acquaintance, on the left, and glanced at the next few uncles, and on the right, I looked at Yinshi Sakata, and the little carrots behind him... Wait, why are there six people behind him?

That person is...

"His name is Akigase, and he is my karma recorder." Deu said with a wink.

"Akigase or..."

Seeing me staring straight at him, Akigase gave me a kind smile.

I walked over directly, skipping a few people I didn't know, and just said to him: "Hello."

Akigase was a little puzzled, but still kept a friendly smile: "Hello."

"Although you don't recognize me, I always remember that you once saved my life."

Li Baoen's voice came from behind: "He and Bai Lan look a little similar, could it be that..."

I nodded: "That's right, Bai Lanna fooled me." I pointed at the pretending Uryu Miyayin and said, "When she was chasing and killing me, remember?"

Akigase hesitated for three seconds, but finally figured out the key point: "I remembered, but I just did it casually, so you don't have to worry about it."

Deu chimed in: "Akigase or all the will comes from me."

I looked at him with disgust: "Don't put gold on your face!"

"No, I just don't want your personal feelings to affect your choice."

"...My choice itself is based on my personal feelings, and it affects me!" I continued to put on a gentle face and looked at Akigase, "If you need help with anything, please feel free to ask, even if you choose someone to be a god. Can."

The tense eyes of all the staff immediately shifted from me to Akise, who shook her head: "I won't interfere with you... But, if possible, I want to go back to school and continue my studies after choosing a new god."

Is this a please?But I can't hear where I need my help.

I turned to look at the two candidates: "Can you guarantee this?"

"Of course!"

"Akigase was originally my student..."

Deu: "But..."

"Shut up, don't forget the favor you owe me!" Hearing this, he really stopped talking.

I went back to my original position, really hesitant.Although they appeared calm and calm, both of them actually locked me with the air machine, which made me more stressed.

I know that Li Baoen is very concerned about his curse, and I also know that Mr. Sakata is very concerned about being awarded the position of God by a famous mafia killer...

"Wait a minute, the owner of this diary is not you, I think it might be better to let the real owner choose." Uryu Miyao jumped out and said.

Deu nodded approvingly, and without waiting for my agreement, he waved over to Misaki who was brushing her teeth.

Misaki looked at Deu dully, and then burst into tears: "...Wow wow brother, there are monsters!!!"

Everyone: "..."

A trace of depression was left behind, I couldn't help laughing, took out the diary and walked over to hand it to Misaki, petted his fluffy hair shortly, and said with a smile: "Misaki, we met for the first time, I It's a skylark." I promised him to be the first to greet him when he was able to speak, but unfortunately I couldn't.

I also promised Usa Misaki not to bring Misaki into it, but in the end... I'm really sorry.

Misaki's eyes lit up, and her childish voice was cute: "Diary? Are you...?" He still remembers me.

"You can just call me Little Pig."

"Yeah!" He nodded vigorously, threw down the diary indifferently, hugged my neck with both hands, I straightened up and hugged him tightly, and he said happily, "That's great, Xiaopi! I've been looking for you! "

"Ok, I know."

But now is not the time for gossip.

"Hey, Misaki, I have a very important thing to ask you now," I pointed to the candidates on both sides and said, "The two of them are running for the president of a company, and now you need to cast the most important vote. Decide the outcome, tell me, who do you want to choose?"

No matter what the ending is, it's time to end all of this.

Misaki looked at them for a while, thought for a while and asked, "Can you tell me what the first thing you do after you become the president?"

Riboun said, "Remove the curse."

Sakata Gintoki said: "Let countries all over the world recognize gay marriage laws!"

Misaki's eyes lit up, and everyone's heart jumped.

Sure enough, Misaki immediately pointed at Yin Sakata with her chubby little finger and said, "I choose him!"

Li Baoen, who lost the election: "..."

"Wait a minute! This is too hasty... Just relying on a random marriage law..." Yuliu Miyayin expressed that she couldn't accept it.

"No, auntie!" Misaki shook her head, ignoring Uryu Miyayin's instantly blackened face, and said, "Because the people behind this big brother are looking at him with trusting eyes, and they seem to be expecting big brother to be able to He was elected! But the person behind this little/brother stared at him with a very scary look. I think that if you are the president, if you are not trusted by your subordinates, or even hated by your subordinates, then that company will definitely be ruined of!"

"Little dolphin, am I right?"

"Yes, that's right! It's just a wise saying!" As expected of a god from another world, this thought, this awareness...

Faced with such a reason, even Li Baoen had nothing to say.

Deu was satisfied, he stood up, and raised his voice: "Then, my successor is—Sakata Gintoki!"

As soon as the words fell, the scene in front of my eyes flickered again, and deu sent me back to the bathroom without even saying hello.

And there, Skylark was waiting for me with arms folded, full of murderous intent.Hearing the sound, he opened his eyes, looked at my well-dressed appearance in surprise, and his anger subsided slightly.

I rushed over to hug him, rubbed my face shyly, and said, "Don't misunderstand Gongmi, I didn't run around naked! It's all my fault for deu, who actually picks other people to call when they take a bath..."

Skylark pulled a towel and pressed it on my wet hair, and asked, "Has everything been resolved?"

"There's one last thing to do."

I secretly laughed, and whispered in his ear, "If I don't settle the Lord God's matter, I'm afraid I won't be able to hit a home run if I have a shadow!"

"Ah……"

Having seen deu's death, I finally figured out what kind of existence the main god is.

All gods have a lifespan. Since even the omnipotent deu can die, it is not surprising that the god will die.

It's just that when the god was about to die, what method did he use to change his form, no longer a god, but survived in a very strange appearance.That is the current Lord God.

Even the idea of ​​the main god was just a bluff he made up to deceive his depositors.

At that time, he chose Zhicao as the host, relying on him to absorb energy for recovery, but Zhicao could not sustain it after only living for a hundred years, so he and Zhicao split their souls to go to another world and created me in order to continue themselves.It's a pity that Zhicao will only get weaker and weaker without the seal of God, so he failed to fight me and planted himself.

According to the plan of the Lord God, it is estimated that he is going to stay on me for another few hundred years and slowly recuperate so that he can live alone without me one day.

As a master of one side, he can bear the longing for freedom and put it on others for so long, I admire him very much...

But, I can't wait that long.