[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, let go of the protagonist

"There is a volleyball game in the afternoon, do you want to watch it?"

After eating and drinking enough, Yunque lay on the sofa and was about to take a nap, and put me on his neck very consciously.

Volleyball game?Well, it must be very lively then!

"Lively?" Skylark asked back, "Do you like lively?"

Intuition tells me that I should say I don't like it, but I don't understand why.

"Squeak—" Could it be that Skylark doesn't like excitement.

"Hmph." Sneered, "Only weak herbivores like to gather together."

well?Is there any connection between what Skylark said and what I said?

"Sleeping." Skylark closed his eyes and did not continue this topic.

crowd gathering?When Skylark said this word, there was obvious disgust on his face, which made me flinch unconsciously.

I really just shrank very carefully, but I heard a slight "click" on my back.

Skylark frowned and didn't open his eyes, but I broke out in a cold sweat.

Not only because of the murderous aura emanating from Skylark unconsciously, but what worried me even more was the severe pain coming from my back.

Did it break after falling twice in a row this morning?

Am I going to... die?

[Hint: It takes at least five days for a guinea pig to end its career. 】

Five days... Today is the fourth day. .

That means I need to endure the pain until tomorrow afternoon?

【Yes. 】

Forget it, I'd rather die and become an earthworm...

【…】

[Trigger task: Persevere until tomorrow evening. 】

[Mission success reward: All attribute values ​​+4, gold coins 50, and a random prop. 】

Such a generous reward, is this... a lure?

I sighed, people in this world, some people eat soft but not hard, some people eat hard but not soft, and some people are as soft as a stone in a latrine, but I am the fourth kind of person—— — Eat hard and soft.

Don't underestimate this benefit. I only had a few attribute points after escaping from death three times before, but this time I can get four attribute points just by being patient. It's not a loss anyway.

Just a little patience... twitch t... a little... that's all.

When I read novels before, when the male protagonists endured the pain and loneliness, they always passed in the blink of an eye, and they couldn't even use a hundred words, and the longer they endured, the higher the final force value.

At that time, I felt that if it was me, I could do it too.Just be patient, it's easy. .

In the face of huge benefits, what is a small pain? !

A moment of silence for me when I was young...

I buttoned my face with tears in my eyes, hoping for something to divert my attention.

As for the bold words and lofty ambitions of his youth... let him go to hell!

I really want to die now.

[Hint: Is coma service required? 】

Coma... service?

[It only takes 5 gold coins to relieve your pain, what are you still hesitating about? 】

I'm hesitating how to kill you.

[Do you want to buy this service? 】

Yes.

5 gold coins is not too much, I paid with peace of mind, and then fell into a coma.

…………

When I woke up from the coma, I was already in the gymnasium.

A group of boys with rather random facial structures were playing volleyball.

And I was crawling on Lark's head with his hair still wrapped around my claws.

But these are not the main points.

do you remember?In the days when I was climbing on Tezuka's head and Midorima's shoulders, I looked down at people.

And now, a lot of the time, I have to look up.

I really don't despise the height of Skylark!

The atmosphere at the scene was obviously very lively, but the surrounding air had obviously cooled down, and even the noses of the planes on the side took a few steps back quietly.

Hibari snorted coldly and said, "Tezuka?! Midorima?!"

This voice was very gnashing of teeth.

So, why can you even hear such difficult words?What kind of hard setting is this? Hey!

[Just spend 50 gold coins to answer all your doubts, do you want to buy it? 】

no.A working people like me who live at the bottom can only earn a few gold coins by working hard for a year, so they will never be willing to spend money on those [-] cold jokes?One hundred thousand why!

The teacher said, that is a luxury!

"……Ugh……"

Huh?When did the cheers on the field turn into boos?

I came back to my senses and looked intently.

That boy... what is he doing?

Why is there a round ball mark on the face?Even hitting yourself with a serve? !Will you stumble with your left foot and fall down with your right foot while running? ! !

The teammates of a team are looking at him with reproachful eyes, and the people around are also disappointed...

Ah?Why are the corners of my eyes inexplicably wet?

Cover your face silently.It's really too cruel, I really can't bear to watch it, how can people live such a pitiful life? !

Why is the air stagnant?

what--?

I spread four fingers apart and looked out through the gaps between them.

It seems... something white is flying towards the skylark?

No, or rather, it flew towards me on the lark's head. . .

It's an illusion...

Otherwise, why didn't it hit it after flying for so long?

"puff----"

Believe me, this is definitely not someone snickering.

It was the sound of Skylark's abductee directly smashing the volleyball, and then the volleyball deflated.

The surrounding air is getting colder.

"Bite and kill!"

Skylark sneered, took the kidnapper and walked towards the culprit.

And the boy with the big ball mark on his face just opened his eyes wide in horror, and was alive...bitten to death while everyone was watching?up...

Screening of bloody and violent scenes.

I covered my eyes, unable to bear to look.

Later, before leaving, I quietly glanced back. .

There was only a mosaic left in place, and the boy had disappeared.

The game had to be suspended for 10 minutes.

The games that followed were even worse.

As soon as the mummified boy came on stage, he fell inexplicably.Then start catching the ball with an important part.Is he stimulated?

And the more times he picks up, the more enthusiastic the atmosphere will be.The girls screamed one after another.

That, I said, what are you all excited about?

Didn't you see the boy's painful eyeballs protruding?

Sacrificing her sexual life or something for a match, it's too cruel...

Skylark obviously couldn't take it anymore, and took me out of the gymnasium before the game was over, and then began to patrol around the school.

Almost all the students scattered in panic at the first sight of Skylark.

This made me finally realize how unusual Lark is.

He is obviously a middle school student, but he doesn't go to class, and patrols the school with his kidnapper all day long.No friends, no games, no sports...Huh?Don't like sports?Is that why Skylark is... so short?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"?!!" Yunque, who was a little lazy at first, immediately regained his spirits, and ran over with the kidnapper.

There was also a bloody smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Boom bang bang-!!"

The sound of the explosion was continuous, and the billowing smoke and dust obstructed the sight. I nervously grabbed Lark's hair, but I was still accidentally thrown out by a wave of air.

Once again, I deeply learned the trajectory of parabola.

It's really bad luck and fate. .

I opened my eyes wide, looked at the chest that was getting closer, and bumped into it.

Uh... so soft... I rubbed it subconsciously, then stretched out my paw and pressed it again.

Aw-!It's c! !It's c yo bastard! ! !

"Haha? Xiaochun picked up a little guinea pig!" The girl with the ponytail sat up and held me in surprise, "Did it fall from the sky?"

Yes, I am sister dolphin who fell from the sky. .

"Yeah! So happy!!!" The girl screamed twice, and then moved her fiery red lips to kiss me on the face.

Help, help! !I started to struggle desperately, ahhh, I don't want to do lace! ! !

"Bam—!!"

At the critical moment, another bomb flew out of the wall and fell to the side. The girl was so scared that she picked me up and ran away.

Hey, hey, you can just run, don't take me with you, hey!I don't want to leave Skylark yet, hey! !I haven't seen the fruit body of the skylark yet! ! ! t port t

But this girl obviously couldn't understand the call in my heart. After she led me out of the streets and alleys for a long distance, she stopped and leaned on the wall to breathe heavily.

-Dish- Labor and management want to scold people so much!

While she was panting, I quietly jumped to the ground and slipped away decisively.

Don't think that animals can do whatever you want because they can't speak. Being taken away without permission is the most annoying thing!

After that, I was finally living on the street. t∞t

Big cities are beautiful at night, but I'm not in the mood to appreciate them.Because it's already past nine o'clock in the evening.

Neon lights create circles of halos, filling the streets with dreamy colors.

This environment is really suitable for a date~~~

And right in front of me, there was indeed someone dating.

"Cao, Cao Mo classmate!" The girl stepped forward to catch up with the boy.

"If...you have something on your mind, you can tell me!"

"Huh?" The boy looked at her in surprise.

"People say that if you have a nightmare, you just need to tell others that something good will happen. You can share your bad mood with me..."

"Yo—" Two big men passing by suddenly pushed the girl, "Young man, don't fool around here, go home!"

The girl's body involuntarily pounced on the boy.

A puff of smoke passed, and the boy disappeared. Instead, a mouse appeared on the ground with a pile of clothes under it.

This, what is going on? ! !

I was violently messed up in the wind.

monster?

[Trigger task: Watch Kusama Yuxi Guoben. 】

[Mission success reward: 20 gold coins.]

Who is Yuki Kusama?

[Hint: The mouse directly in front. 】

... No, no, let me digest it first. Is this Kusama Yuki a rat spirit?

【no. 】

[According to the master god's understanding, it seems to be bent over by a monster. 】

lean over? ...umm...like I leaned over the guinea pig, did a mouse lean over him?

【almost. 】

I touched my arm with my paw, and I suddenly felt a little nervous.

[Catch up quickly. 】

Seeing that the two of them had gone far, the Lord God hurriedly urged.

Alright, I spread my hooves and ran forward fiercely.

"Boom!" The sky suddenly began to rain without warning.

And the mouse also turned into a human form with a bang.

It's really all fruit——! !

I got excited and ran towards them in the heavy rain. Now the distance is a bit far, I can't see clearly!

But at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded beside him.

"Wow, running naked in the street, disturbing morals, biting and killing!!"

The author has something to say: I will secretly post a chapter on New Year's Day.

In addition, there are at most two chapters left in the guinea pig chapter. Do you want to guess which animal is next?