After teasing the school grass, I found out that I was chasing the wrong person

Liang Huai took the bucket and left the bathhouse, leaving Chen Yi'an naked there, his face turned black, red, green, green and purple, very angry.

Chen Yi'an didn't know if the big liar planned to go to 601 to help him get his clothes. He only knew that Liang Huai met Peng Yuchao and He Zhiguan who came out to watch the fun on the way back to the dormitory.

They returned to the dormitory, put down the stolen bucket, and after sitting for a while, they couldn't help watching Liang Huai's show, and rushed downstairs.

Then, she brushed shoulders with Liang Huai.

He Zhiguan suddenly stopped, "Peng Peng...wait a minute! That person just now seems to be..."

Peng Yuchao also saw it, and when he sensed something was wrong, his tone trembled slightly, "Guan, when Yi'an kills me later, you must stop it, definitely."

Liang Huai and them looked at each other, thought for a moment, and then left.

In the end, it was He Zhiguan who went to the bathhouse alone to deliver clothes to Chen Yi'an.

He Zhiguan helped Peng Yuchao with good words all the way, but it didn't help. When Chen Yi'an was so angry that he climbed the steps, he always took three steps and one step, and rushed back to the dormitory like an arrow off the string.

As far as the eye can see, several large boxes of self-heating rice, instant noodles, buns, spicy sticks and other snacks suddenly appeared on Chen Yi'an's bed, all of which were Peng Yuchao's food.

On the other hand, Peng Yuchao stood on the balcony, facing the wall on the right, thinking about his mistakes, and said in a pious tone:

"Anhuang, I know that I have committed a crime, and the crime is serious. I plead guilty and be dispatched to Ninggu Pagoda. I should have gone on the road by myself, Wuyan, and met with Shengshang, but at this time, the military training is in full swing, and the country needs a pillar like me. Strengthening the national defense force, I am very ideologically conscious and patriotic, and I am willing to devote myself to the country until I die. Please forgive me for my serious crimes under the condition of my loyalty."

Chen Yi'an twitched the corners of his mouth.

He Zhiguan had a smile in his eyes, but he didn't dare to laugh.

Peng Yuchao danced and made a recommendation letter, "Look at the holy couch is my tribute this year, please accept it with a smile: three boxes of dew-watered rice collected from the white lotus of Tianshan Mountain, four bags of rolled noodles, a special product of Korea, that soften after soaking in hot water, High-grade buckwheat picked from unknown planets in the Milky Way and two bags of ET bread kneaded and baked by aliens..."

"Shut up!"

Chen Yi'an really couldn't listen anymore, "Get out, let's go to training." After finishing speaking, he began to clear the military training uniform satchel, and stuffed a large box of chocolates into it.

Chen Yi'an likes to eat chocolate very much. When he is in a bad mood, he can squint his eyes instantly when he eats a piece of chocolate.

However, Peng Yuchao doesn't have No.1 eyesight, which pot can't be opened and which pot to pick up, "Yi'an, although there is an accident in our plan B, plan A should be safe, right? Are you old enough to make Liang Huai doubt life? ?”

It's him, Chen Yi'an, who should doubt his life!Thinking of the scene in the bathhouse, his ears turned red with shame.

Chen Yi'an stared at Peng Yuchao silently. The latter felt a slight chill in his neck and quickly fell silent.

He Zhi watched them quarrel, shook his head and smiled, and reminded: "Have you finished your military training diary yesterday? Don't forget to bring it."

"Damn! I haven't written it yet!" Peng Yuchao quickly took out the special notebook for military training diaries, and wrote "September 9, the weather was fine", and then stopped, what happened yesterday.

He Zhiguan suggested: "We who study art can use our strengths. I heard that the boys in the animation class draw their diaries every day, and the good ones will be displayed on the campus official account."

Chen Yi'an also forgot to write, He Zhiguan's words gave him some inspiration, he hurriedly opened the latest page of the diary, and carefully drew a super-large "middle finger", the lifelike one.He sneered and closed the book.

He doesn't care if he shows it or not, he only knows that the military training diary is reviewed by the senior in charge of the class, and he wants to bless this beautiful picture and send it to the beloved senior Liang Huai.

Train as usual in the morning.

In the afternoon, Chen Yian asked for leave, because the welcome party was coming soon, and the students performing the show had the privilege to take time to practice, which really made other students in the class who were still training envious.

Chen Yi'an called He Zhiguan, "Come with me to the art department."

Peng Yuchao waited for a long time, but did not see Chen Yi'an give him a look, "An Huang, don't give up on the minister!!!"

Chen Yi'an was still depressed about what happened in the morning, but when he saw Peng Yuchao clinging to his body like an octopus, he was so hot that he could only ask for Peng Yuchao's leave.

He Zhiguan: "What show are we performing?"

"We have to find a talent that all three of us know." Peng Yuchao was very excited because he didn't need military training.

"Do you have any particularly powerful skills?" Chen Yi'an asked.

He Zhiguan was a little proud, "I can read three professional books a day, not the kind that read ten lines at a glance, but intensive reading."

"...It doesn't have to be."

Not to be outdone, Peng Yuchao said, "I can chat with ten girls at the same time in one day, just chatting, not flirting, what a man."

"...You can become the president of the Women's Federation after you graduate."

"... Forget it, let's go there and see what other people are performing, and find some inspiration." Chen Yi'an actually knows a little bit of everything, a little bit of ukulele, a little bit of piano, a little bit of street dance, but they are all beginners The level is not considered a specialty, nor can it be put on the table.

Since I was young, I have always been in charge of the facade, and it is enough to be in charge of looking good in the team. It is really fresh to be the leading role in a show for the first time.

The three stooges went to the art department.

There are many training rooms in this building, and most of them are occupied by the students who came earlier.The doors to the training room were all open, and they happened to be able to visit.

Those who dance poping, musicals, poetry readings, funny skits, sing rap...

The more you look at them, the more dignified the expressions of the three of them are. Why are they all so powerful? Aren't they comprehensive universities? Those who didn't know thought they were Tianzong Art University.

Passing by a room, surrounded by many girls outside, the three of them tiptoed to join in the fun, and saw a boy inside with a guitar, playing Jay Chou's love song.

The girls went "Whoa... whoa..."

All three looked thoughtful.

Chen Yi'an: "Are we thinking about one thing?"

He Zhiguan: "I think so."

Peng Yuchao: "How about...we also sing?"

Chen Yi'an: "Anyone can do it, and there is no threshold, so let's do it."

But all the separate training rooms are full, they can only go to the last big lecture hall to squeeze.

There are already students from two program groups practicing.

They went to the stepped seats first, and were going to choose a track first.

As a result, the attention was drawn to the eight girls who were singing and dancing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, and they couldn't take their eyes off it.

Especially the girl who took the lead——

She has smooth chestnut wavy hair, and when she does a chest wave, the strands of her hair are dancing.

The hem of the T-shirt was rolled up to reveal a slender waist, and the tight black pants trimmed the perfect figure.

The eyebrows and eyes are gentle, and even the voice when shouting the beat is sweet and pleasant, which makes the boys and girls present feel itchy.

There are more and more people who can't help being in a daze like them.

Chen Yi'an was full of admiration, and asked Peng Yuchao, "Who is she?"

Sure enough, there is no beautiful woman that Peng Yuchao doesn't know, "Wu Yiyi, the beauty of our school!! You don't even know?!"

He Zhiguan shook his head, "It's really pretty."

Peng Yuchao popularized science: "A sophomore, majoring in broadcasting and hosting, often hosts various school events and events in the city. She is a proper goddess."

Hearing this, Chen Yi'an turned her attention to Wu Wanyi again. Their dance was quite difficult, and ended with a kneeling scene. She naturally slid and knelt down on the ground, and the moment her knees touched the tiled floor, Chen Yi'an frowned subconsciously, it hurt to look at it.

But there was no unnecessary change in her expression. Some members did not do this action well. She repeated the kneeling action one by one to demonstrate to them. She is a very conscientious and patient captain.

"Okay, let's hurry up, our progress is too late." He Zhiguan's voice drew the attention of the two of them back.

Chen Yi'an took out his mobile phone to check the playlist he often listens to, and Peng Yuchao reluctantly joined in.

In the end they chose Mayday's "Contentment".

Everything went smoothly, but Chen Yi'an never thought that he was not human.

Just now he boasted about Haikou, saying that everyone can sing, and there is no threshold for singing, but his threshold is almost as high as the sky.

After the three of them divided the part of the lyrics they sang, they sang it for an audition. The other two barely passed. Although Chen Yi'an didn't lose his tune, his voice was very dry, just like a little white voice.

Peng Yuchao: "How about the two of us singing, and you performing crayfish peeling next to us?"

Chen Yi'an felt that there were a lot of mosquitoes in this classroom, so he patted his arm and said over and over again, "Get lost."

"Let's practice on our own first, there is still time." The good old man He Zhiguan immediately comforted him.

A quarter of an hour later.

Chen Yi'an still sang dryly, "...I just realized that crying with a smile hurts the most."

His hands really hurt a little, and in just a short while, the mosquito actually bit five big bumps on his arm, itching so badly that he was about to bleed from his scratching.

"Try this." A gentle voice sounded beside his ears, and a bottle of Liushen toilet water appeared in front of him.

Wu Yanyi didn't know when the practice ended, she seemed to be taking a rest, and happened to be sitting on the chair next to him.And he was too engrossed in practicing songs by himself, so he didn't notice.

Chen Yi'an has always attracted mosquitoes since he was a child. He glanced at her gratefully, "Thank you." Then he took toilet water and sprayed it all over his body.

After returning the bottle to her, she didn't leave immediately, but smiled at him, "You can try to use your chest to make a sound, so that the sound will resonate inside the chest, and the tone will be a little more moist."

Chen Yi'an tried, but still couldn't master the technique.

Wu Yanyi asked politely: "Do you mind if I press it for you?"

Chen Yian shook his head hurriedly.

Wu Yanyi raised her hand and pressed on his chest, "here."

Chen Yi'an opened his lips slightly, and sang a short section, which was much better than the duck voice just now.He said, "I'm sorry to trouble you, senior."

Wu Yanyi smiled and waved her hand.

Chen Yi'an was just about to ask about the skills of singing high notes, but Wu Yanyi's gaze swept to the door of the classroom, suddenly his pupils shone brightly, he stood up abruptly, and then walked away lightly.

Peng Yuchao and He Zhiguan then ran to his side, "I was too embarrassed to come here to disturb you just now, that's all right, Yi'an, the goddess took the initiative to come and talk to you."

He Zhiguan was a little curious: "What are you talking about with Senior Sister Wu? Tsk...it smells like toilet water."

"That's right! What are you talking about? Look at your smiling faces."

"It's nothing, let's chat casually." Chen Yi'an's voice paused, and only then did he realize that Wu Yanyi didn't go to training, but ran towards the visitor at the door.

Chen Yi'an snorted, "Why is there him everywhere?"

Liang Huai and Hou Guo were talking to the players in training.

He Zhiguan also saw them, "The Disciplinary Inspection Department should be here to supervise the progress of the rehearsal. I guess it's mainly here to help. As long as you are in military training, you should always meet the seniors who lead the class."

"Fuck! Almost forgot?!" Peng Yuchao patted Chen Yi'an on the shoulder vigorously.

Chen Yi'an's arms were numb from being photographed, "What are you doing?"

"I seem to have heard that the goddess is Senior Liang Huai's best friend!! It is said that there are many photos of Senior Liang Huai on the wall of her dormitory bed." Peng Yuchao said.

Chen Yi'an quickly turned his head to look at Liang and Wu who were talking. Wu Yiyi's hands were twisted together, and the smile on his face was shy.

...the goddess is blind.

He Zhiguan expressed doubts, "Are you sure? I think Senior Sister Wu seems to be interested in Senior Liang, but Senior Liang is not sure about Senior Sister Wu's attitude."

"It can't be wrong!" Peng Yuchao said sourly, "It's impossible for a man to stop the goddess' overtures."

Chen Yi'an felt that Peng Yuchao's words were rare and reasonable.

Peng Yuchao winked at Chen Yi'an, "What do you think of Senior?"

Chen Yi'an thought about it seriously, "There is a very special feeling." Like... Mom?It feels very comfortable, and I feel that the senior sister is very good at taking care of people.But he didn't have the nerve to say it.

"I understand! I understand how you feel!" Peng Yuchao seemed to understand.

Chen Yi'an:?

Peng Yuchao clasped his fists at Chen Yi'an, "Anhuang, hehehe, I have another trick to protect you from the shame of the morning."

Chen Yi'an was startled by him.

He Zhiguan squinted at him: "You are here again."

"This time it's absolutely reliable!" Peng Yuchao straightened his back, "Men, what do you care about most? It's self-esteem."

"You still come..." Chen Yi'an's face began to turn black again.

Peng Yuchao hurriedly said: "Physiology is born, genetic problems, we can't change it, but we can start from other aspects, for example, women."

Chen Yi'an let out a cry, "You asked me to poach the wall, isn't that good?"

He Zhiguan: "Yeah, not very good."

Peng Yuchao shook his head, "I don't think it counts. They look like they have signs at most. They haven't been together yet. If they don't establish a relationship, it's nothing like poaching."

He Zhiguan: "It seems to make sense."

Peng Yuchao fanned the flames, "Didn't you just say that Mr. Liang has a problem with his character? The goddess is so good, let alone seeing her with flowers and cow dung. You are here to save her. By the way, you will embrace the beauty. It's the best of both worlds."

"So what's wrong with Senior Liang's character?" He Zhiguan was always wondering.

Chen Yi'an: "It's too complicated to explain for a while, I will explain it to you later."

The words are rough and the rationale is not rough, really shouldn't watch the senior sister jump into the fire pit of the big liar.

"But, can I really do it?" Chen Yi'an was a little depressed. It didn't hurt Liang Huai's self-esteem in the morning, but his self-esteem.

The lawless young master Yi'an was really hurt.

He Zhiguan embraced him, "Yes, you have to be a little confident in yourself, even though you have nothing but good looks."

Chen Yi'an protested: "Why did you learn from Peng Peng badly!"

Peng Yuchao: "I think it's really okay, grab the senior sister!!"

They temporarily put aside their practice, and sneakily moved to a relatively hidden corner not far from Liang and Wu to observe secretly.

Senior Sister Wu took out a palm-sized object from her bag, squeezed it for a moment, and then handed it to Liang Huai with both hands, "I went to Japan to play a while ago, and I asked you for a guardian by the way, to keep you safe, you wear it." let's go."

Liang Huai was a little surprised, "I don't believe this, thank you."

Seeing that he didn't accept it, Wu Yanyi hurriedly said, "I also bought this small sachet hanging next to Yushou. It is specially mixed with mint, tangerine peel, and mugwort leaves. It is very effective in repelling mosquitoes. Have you not been doing it recently?" Are you leading military training students? There are many mosquitoes outside, so it’s just right to use this.”

Peng Yuchao clenched his fists tightly, pinching his finger bones, "Sister Liang Huai is so caring, what does it mean that Senior Liang Huai won't accept you? Are you playing hard to get? Don't give it to me!"

Chen Yi'an's expression was not good.

He Zhi looked at his expression and asked, "What's wrong?"

His focus was really clear, and he looked at Liang Huai resentfully from beginning to end——

"Why is Lao Tzu toilet water and others homemade sachets?"

He Zhiguan burst out laughing, and Peng Yuchao was also amused by him, "If you want to be more open, the sister gave you an internationally renowned brand, sixgod, be content."

Unbalanced, very unbalanced.

This Liang Huai is really powerful, so men and women are not taboo?Not to mention cheating boys, but now you have to cheat girls too?

Scumbag.

Senior sister is so good, he must find a way to give her a hand!Let her see Liang Huai's true face!