After teasing the school grass, I found out that I was chasing the wrong person

This kind of proposition, when you meet Chen Yi'an, a clever ghost, he is not stupid, of course...

"My brother is a top-notch swimmer. He can cross the Yangtze River in high school. Of course, he will save you, the senior." Chen Yi'an said with sincerity.

Although Liang Huai didn't change his expression, his eyes showed that he was still very satisfied with his answer. He rubbed his head and made a gesture to take out his mobile phone, open the software, and transfer money to him. Chen Yi'an quickly stopped him, and he naturally Liang Huai's money will not be asked.

What's more, Liang Huai still has tens of thousands of yuan left, and bought a house and paid 405 yuan for meals.He pushed Liang Huai back to bedroom [-], and closed the door for him.

Then he exhaled and finally sent away a Buddha.

Chen Yi'an continued to go upstairs, holding the moon cake box, and it was not convenient to type at the same time, so he typed very slowly. He was about to send another big Buddha away, but before he could send it to his brother, his brother sent a message:

[How can you think about such a simple question for so long?Feeling faded 88]

Then the bank card message was withdrawn.

Chen Yi'an:? ? ?When did his brother become so arrogant?

He quickly put the mooncake box on the ground, and quickly sent the typed words over, "Of course I must save my beloved brother first!!"

"Brother!!! Card!!! My card is woo woo woo!"

After being bombarded by his brother for 1 minute, his brother couldn't take it anymore, "Okay, okay, that card has been reactivated for you just now, you can use it yourself."

Chen Zongyuan was worried that Chen Yi'an would not be able to hold his head up in front of friends like Mr. Xu's family because he had no money, so after thinking about it for a while, he finally solved his problem.

"I love you my brother!!" Chen Yi'an kissed the phone happily.

Although he plans to continue to use the money from his part-time job and try not to touch the small coffers given by his brother, but his purse has become fuller, his confidence is also sufficient, and he walks with wind.

"However, brother, after thinking about it, I would like to ask my aunt at home to give me a nutritious meal. I want to drink crucian carp soup. It should be lighter, without salt."

Chen Zongyuan naturally agreed.

Chen Yi'an hummed an out-of-key tune and entered the dormitory happily. Peng Yuchao was having nothing to do and was having fun with Xiao Xiaole, so he raised his head and greeted him.

"Hey, why hasn't Zhiguan come back yet?" Chen Yi'an checked the time on his phone, and the dormitory was completely closed.

Peng Yuchao: "You didn't watch the group, did you? He said in it that the colleague in the milk tea shop has something to do at night, so I transferred shifts with him, and he can return tomorrow morning." It is true that the dormitory does not allow freshmen to live outside, but it is not every day to check the dormitory Yes, so it's not a big problem if you don't return for one day occasionally.

"Not yet. I was just busy going to the field. Did you know that the egg yolk gave birth to babies, three of them, soft and super cute." Chen Yi'an showed Peng Yuchao the photos he had just taken on his phone.

Peng Yuchao was also very excited, "Great! I'm going to see it tomorrow morning." Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of someone on the bed looking at the two of them from the corner of his eye.

Zhou Yi stuck his head out of the bed, staring at them without saying a word.

Chen Yi'an followed Peng Yuchao's gaze upwards, and the moment his gaze collided with Zhou Yi, the latter turned over to face the wall with a stinking face.

Chen Yi'an didn't care. He unwrapped the mooncake box and distributed it equally to Peng Yuchao, so what's the point? The roommate was touched.

At two o'clock in the morning, coco milk tea shop in University City.

At night, it is basically a takeaway order, and the takeaway staff can just come and pick it up. There are usually no customers in the store, so only one person is required to be on duty at night.

But today the store is not empty except for He Zhiguan.

At the table closest to the cashier, Hou Guo was sitting playing a mobile game and eating chicken. He shouted: "No. 2, No. 2, come to the point I marked to get the equipment."

In fact, he secretly watched the slender figure making milk tea at the cash register.

When He Zhiguan was pouring the milk tea, he accidentally splashed it on the glasses. He hurriedly took off his glasses and took a tissue to wipe it.

The frames of the glasses are a little old, and the lenses are a little yellowed, covering the bridge of He Zhiguan's delicate nose. After taking off the glasses, He Zhiguan's appearance seems to be more pitiful.

Hou Guo couldn't look sideways. In the game, an enemy approached from behind and didn't hear the footsteps. When he didn't pay attention, two shots fired. He was taken away, and his teammate was also a rookie, so he was taken away together. The words "Keep up, eat chicken next time" appeared.

He didn't care if he lost the game, he threw the phone on the table.

He Zhiguan wiped his glasses, and when he put them on, he found Hou Guo looking at him fiercely. He turned around embarrassedly, and continued to work on the milk tea in his hand.

"Waiter, I want to order." Hou Guo took out the milk tea cup in his hand and waved to He Zhiguan.

He Zhiguan brought the menu, hesitantly said: "Senior Hou, you've already had three glasses, can you still drink it?" When Hou Guo waved his hand just now, the sleeves of his clothes moved, revealing a little scorpion with teeth and claws.

He Zhiguan only glanced at it, then glanced away.

"You can drink it, and take care of your business." Hou Guo was always very naughty when he laughed.

He Zhiguan: ...the more you order, the more tired I will be, and I don't have any commission.

Hou Guo came a few hours ago, and He Zhiguan thought he was going to assign him some official account posting tasks, but Hou Guo said that there was nothing to do, he just came to find a quiet place to play games.

Weird people.

"Do you have any drinks that you can drink more slowly?"

Weird people asking weird questions.

So He Zhiguan made him a glass of special sour lemon juice, which must have been slow enough, because Hou Guo only took a sip, and his face wrinkled into a pug with sourness, and he only dared to take a small sip each time.

But after another hour, Hou Guo felt that his intestines began to squirm. He held his stomach and asked He Zhiguan falteringly: "Where is your toilet?"

After drinking four glasses of ice water, it's no wonder I don't have a stomachache.

He Zhiguan pointed to the door, "Go 50 meters to the left, there is a public toilet."

Seeing Hou Guo running out with legs crossed, He Zhiguan couldn't help but chuckled.

The first thing Chen Yian does when he wakes up in the morning is to hand over the dormitory application form to the dormitory aunt, who will then pass it to the counselor for approval.

Originally, Chen Yi'an was going to use Xiaozhi's emotion to reason, so that the auntie of the dormitory felt that he had to transfer to the dormitory, but the auntie of the dormitory took a look at the house number of the dormitory he was going to transfer to, and then smiled ambiguously:

"This, isn't it your partner's bedroom?"

The last time my aunt caught them chattering near the sink, every time she saw the two of them going back to the dormitory together, they would gossip.

Chen Yi'an laughed dryly.

"Don't worry, this matter is on Auntie." Auntie, the dormitory manager, winked at him.

Chen Yi'an: ...Auntie the dormitory manager is a sensible person.

While he was circling and chatting with the dormitory aunt, the Chen family's nutritious meal had already been delivered.

Chen Yi'an waved goodbye to Auntie Guan, and came to the egg yolk's nest with a thermos.

If you look carefully, you will find that there are many footprints beside the egg yolk nest. It seems that many students have already discovered that the egg yolk has babies, and they have all come to see it.

As soon as he walked over, the egg yolk "meowed" at him, and didn't come out to move around, just rolled up the baby in the nest.

Chen Yi'an also specially brought a marker pen today, and drew on its cat litter frame: [Egg Yolk [Love] Ping Ping [Love] Pong Pong [Love] Ball's Home]

Chen Yi'an wanted to erase it after painting it, but suddenly he has become sticky lately, how could he do such greasy things and still draw a heart?How can he draw a heart with his strong bones?

But after appreciating it, I felt that it was still worth seeing, so forget it and let it go.

He opened the thermos and poured crucian carp soup into the egg yolk bowl.

Nutritious meals are of course necessary to nourish the daughter's body.

The egg yolk smelled the soup, got up, shook and stretched, then crawled out and licked it.

Chen Yi'an approached and glanced at the kitten inside, and the egg yolk squinted, but didn't stop him.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but it feels like the babies have grown up a bit in just one night.

He sat sideways on the steps next to the cat's nest, and after drinking a bowl of egg yolk, he continued to pour it.

At this time, Chen Yi'an's cell phone vibrated, and he slid it open to see that it was a voice message from Xu Xinyi.

Chen Yi'an asked Xu Wei's father for the address of Xu Wei's study concentration camp. Xu's father thought that Xu Wei would prevent any interference as an excuse, but he didn't give it to him, so Chen Yi'an had to ask Xu Wei's own sister for it.

It's just that Xu Xinyi is completely opposite to him. She loves to learn, unlike contemporary young people. She doesn't rely on her mobile phone very much. The message she sent to her ten and a half months ago is only now replying.

Chen Yi'an excitedly opened the phone, and a girl's voice came from the microphone: "My dad didn't even hide it from me. I asked several times and didn't tell me. I'll think of a way and tell you when I ask."

Chen Yian locked the screen in disappointment.

He was silent for a while, then stroked the soft hair of the egg yolk, and said in a low voice:

"It would be great if you could speak, and you could tell me what kind of person Liang Huai is."

"Meow~"

Another week of Introduction to Art.

Next to the coffee vending machine on the first floor of the teaching building, Chen Yi'an chose a cup of iced Americano. This kind of vending machine is not smart enough to choose the sweetness level.

Vending machines only accept WeChat payment or cash.

Chen Yi'an ran out of money on WeChat, and he put in ten banknotes for seven yuan a glass of iced Americano.

The electronic screen displayed the sign of successful purchase, and then the machine started to make coffee. There were three sounds of steel coins falling, and Chen Yi'an bent down to take out the change.

As soon as he stood up straight, a hand appeared in front of him.

Liang Huai was in the same class as him, and when he saw him when he entered the building, he came over and spread his hands:

"Give me two dollars."

Chen Yi'an looked at him inexplicably, begging for food in broad daylight?

"Hurry up." Liang Huai urged.

Thinking that he was going to buy a drink, Chen Yian was going to give him all three coins, "Is two coins enough..."

Liang Huai took two one-dollar coins from him, "Enough, just one more than one."

Then I didn't see him go to buy a bottle of mineral water or something, so I turned around and went upstairs.

Chen Yi'an took the coffee he had prepared and chased after him, "What are you doing?" After finishing speaking, he suddenly paused, this man...

"Hey, are you jealous that I gave Xiao Xu a coin?"

He laughed, why is this person so funny, doesn't he even remember that he asked him to use this coin?Chen Yi'an didn't intend to tell him either, so let him be jealous.

No wonder you were so deliberate when you said "send" just now.

"Don't think too much, I'm just a competitive person." Liang Huai put the two coins into his trouser pocket with a natural expression.

Chen Yi'an was about to tease him again, but inadvertently swept Liang Huai's face, and said in surprise:

"I'll go, senior, what did you do last night, the dark circles under your eyes are like this?"

Liang Huai glanced at him blankly, if you meet him for the first time, I'll beat your uncle to the ground, and I'll see if you can fall asleep at night.

"Nothing, just a little insomnia."

The two entered the classroom together.

The classmates glanced at them, then lowered their heads and went about their own business.

Most people are no strangers to them traveling together, instead of discussing who gets on and off as excitedly as they did at the beginning, there is a steady update on Weibo about the "[-] million CP" fan culture, just go to eat sugar on time .

Chen Yi'an seldom reads that fanfiction recently, not because he is gaining weight, but because the last few times he read it, he always felt a little strange. He used to read this kind of article just to make a fresh picture, but now he can't help substituting Liang Huai and his own face , The more he watched, the more ashamed he became, so he simply stopped watching.

"Where's Senior Brother Hou?" Chen Yi'an remembered that Hou Guo and them were in this class together, but it seemed that the class was about to start, and he hadn't seen Hou Guo's figure yet.

Liang Huai: "He had diarrhea all night, lying down in the dormitory, and asked for leave."

"Oh, are you all right?"

"En." Liang Huai found a vacant seat for two, and the two of them sat down.

Before the teacher came, Chen Yi'an took out the drawing board with a lot of pencil sketches on it. When he was free recently, he was thinking about the mascot competition of the Universiade. In less than a month, the inspiration is a little dry.

"Senior, what do you think is the best mascot?" He touched Liang Huai's thigh with his thigh.

Liang Huai didn't sleep much all night, his mind was in a mess, and he didn't have any ideas, so he simply put forward his own suggestion, "If you want to win an award, the most important thing is to have new ideas, like some common Chinese elements such as pandas You should try to avoid elements such as cranes and cranes, because these must be the inertial thinking of most participating students."

Needless to say, Chen Yi'an really thought about it at first.

He nodded thoughtfully.

After the teacher came in, Chen Yi'an put away the drawing board, and listened to the lecture honestly and took notes. It is said that the course Introduction to Art has the highest failure rate, so Chen Yi'an had to work harder.

After listening to the lecture for 10 minutes, he inadvertently glanced to the side, and his jaw almost dropped in shock.

He rubbed his eyes, he was right!Miyoshi student Liang Huai actually slept openly?The kind with your head propped up, your eyes closed and your mind resting.

Chen Yi'an poked Liang Huai's face with a pen, and said in a very low voice, "Senior, what's the matter with you? You want me to listen carefully, why are you sleeping by yourself?"

Liang Huai opened his eyes slightly, "I can sleep, and I will be the first in the class if I sleep, but you can't."

Chen Yi'an: ...I want to sue the teacher.

It seemed that Liang Huai was really sleepy, and then he blatantly lay down on the table.

Obviously Liang Huai was sleeping, but Chen Yi'an was very nervous, afraid that the teacher would see it.

But in fact, the teacher really saw what he was afraid of, but he turned his head away after only one glance, as if he didn't see it.

Chen Yi'an:?

Excessive, good grades really do whatever they want.

But is Chen Yi'an the one who will let Liang Huai sleep well?

Obviously not.

Chen Yi'an poked Liang Huai's nostrils with a pen, but Liang Huai slapped him away.

Chen Yi'an made an "O" mouth, and blew on Liang Huai's eyelashes, which were pushed away by Liang Huai.

Chen Yi'an reached out to scratch Liang Huai's itch, but Liang Huai tied his hand with a smile.

"Okay, okay, I won't bother you anymore, I'm going to take notes, let me go." Chen Yi'an begged for mercy.

Only then did Liang Huai let go of the hands that bound him.

But Chen Yi'an was still the kind of person who forgot the pain when his scars healed. Seeing that Liang Huai's breathing had stabilized a little, he went over and whispered in his ear:

"Senior, let's eat spicy pot tonight."

"Senior, where are we going to play on Eleven? You are not allowed to make appointments with others, you can only make appointments with me, you know?"

"Senior..."

In the back, Liang Huai seemed to be immune to him, and there was no movement at all, as if he had really fallen asleep.

The get out of class was about to end, and the teacher's PPT pages turned faster, and he started to catch up with the progress of the class. Chen Yi'an was busy copying the key points, so he put Liang Huai'an to sleep for the time being.

The school bell rang.

Chen Yi'an rubbed his sore wrist, never expecting that he would have hand cramps due to copying notes.

Everyone in the class had left completely, Liang Huai still hadn't woken up.

He elbowed Liang Huai who was still lying on the table, "Senior, get out of class is over."

Liang Huai slept soundly, completely unresponsive.

Chen Yi'an shook his shoulders, "Quiet, wake up, wake up..."

Seeing that Liang Huai didn't respond, Chen Yi'an suddenly rolled his eyes and smiled.

Liang Huai's eyelashes trembled, and when he was about to wake up, he heard Chen Yi'an's exaggerated tone, "Quiet, what's wrong with you?! Are you okay?"

Then come to pinch others.

Just as Liang Huai was about to open his eyes, he heard Chen Yi'an pinch his throat and say, "My God, Jing Jing passed out, and I'm going to give him artificial respiration."

Liang Huai's eyelashes trembled again, his eyes closed even tighter, and he covered his ears with his hands, as if he thought Chen Yi'an was noisy in his sleep.

Chen Yi'an leaned over and whispered in his ear:

"I told you that artificial respiration is to save your life, but after all, it was a kiss. I will be responsible for you when you wake up. Don't be afraid."

Chen Yi'an was still reciting the steps in a decent way: "Open the patient's airway..." He raised Liang Huai's chin and moved closer, "Wrap the patient's mouth with your mouth..."

The distance between the two was very close, and the surrounding air seemed to be very quiet, so quiet that Chen Yi'an seemed to hear his own heartbeat, a little faster.

His heart sank, he closed his eyes, and leaned his head forward——

"Yi'an!! Where are you? Didn't you agree to go to the board game club together? I waited downstairs for a long time, but I didn't see you!"

The sound of footsteps approaching from far to near made Chen Yi'an immediately let go of Liang Huai in fright, and bounced away.

Peng Peng probably didn't see it, right?

The next moment, Peng Yuchao appeared at the door of the classroom, walked in carelessly, looked inside, "Yi'an, you are here..."

Halfway through his words, he immediately choked up.

Because he saw a person next to Chen Yi'an slowly raised his upper body, and there were red marks on his face from his clothes after sleeping for a long time. The most important thing was the way this person looked at him——

He was lifeless, as if he was about to rush over and eat him in the next second.

Peng Yuchao shuddered all over, oh my god, Senior Liang Huai looks so scary today!

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