After teasing the school grass, I found out that I was chasing the wrong person

Ever since they knew that the exhibitionism incident happened in Chen Yi'an's part-time Internet cafe, Peng Yuchao and He Zhiguan have been nervous every day. Even when Chen Yi'an went to the toilet, they had to send someone to follow them, for fear of meeting again. What kind of pervert is coveting their An'an.

Chen Yi'an was really flattered.

But he is also nervous every day, mainly because he is worried that the egg yolk will give birth to a baby at some point.

He took a week off and ate and slept in the dormitory every day. The swelling in his head finally subsided, but he couldn't do too strenuous exercise.

After the dizziness and pain in his head stopped, he went to the egg yolk nest to report every day, rubbing his hands and cheering for it.

Egg Yolk still looked afraid of people, but he and Liang Huai were as close as ever.

After he was almost bitten by the egg yolk that day, Chen Yi'an kept thinking about it, so he told Liang Huai when he got back. Liang Huai went to see the egg yolk that night, comforted the little guy for a long time, and finally calmed down.

I don't know if I bumped my leg or something. I was a little sprained when I walked, but the egg yolk was about to give birth. I didn't want to be too far away from the familiar nest. I wanted to take it to the hospital, but it was very resistant.Even if Liang Huai came to hug it, when it was about to walk out of the school gate, it would struggle desperately and then run back.

So the legs had to wait for the birth and then find a way to go to the hospital for a look.

Fortunately, Egg Yolk hasn't grinned at Chen Yi'an these two days, but his stomach is too big, he's lazy, and doesn't want to move.

On this day, Chen Yi'an went to see the egg yolk again, and gave the master some snacks as a routine.

Peng Yuchao followed beside him, looking around from time to time to see if there was anyone suspicious.

Chen Yi'an was both moved and amused, "Thank you, but this is at school, so it should be considered safe."

"The place that seems to be the safest is sometimes the most dangerous place." Peng Yuchao said in a low voice and mysteriously.

Chen Yi'an: ...

I got up and clapped my hands, and walked to the dormitory with him.

On the way, Chen Yian sent Liang Huai a WeChat message:

"Senior Jingjing, do you know, I feel like a man outside the obstetrics department waiting for his wife to give birth. I am more anxious to have a baby than egg yolk. I dreamed that it gave birth to five babies at night."

Liang Huai was probably playing on his mobile phone, so he replied quickly:

"It's three."

Chen Yi'an: "? How do you know?"

"It was just pregnant, so I took it to the pet hospital for a B-ultrasound."

Chen Yi'an became excited: "Wow, that's great hahahaha, let's give the little babies a nice name, what do you think is good?"

……

Chen Yi'an and Peng Yuchao walked into the dormitory, and the latter reminded him, "Are you going to the politics class in the afternoon? If you are still not feeling well, I will ask for leave for you, but I remember that the teacher seems to punish you for handing in a paper."

"I'm going to submit the thesis. I've finished writing the thesis. If I hadn't scratched my head and scratched my head while writing this thesis, my head might have recovered." Chen Yi'an complained.

The two slowly went up to the sixth floor. Peng Yuchao was about to push the door in when he heard He Zhiguan's voice. It sounded like he was calling someone:

"Since I came to Tianzong to go to college, have you ever given me a penny? The living expenses are all saved by me doing odd jobs alone. When I stayed up late to work and saved money, I saw that you cared Have you passed me?"

"Only brother is your son, am I not? Why does my brother have no money to get married and ask me for money? Did I ask him for money when I was studying? How about I just drop out of school and go to work for my brother to earn money?"

……

Peng Yuchao and Chen Yi'an looked at each other, took a step back, and tacitly decided to go in later, and stood a little further away.

But He Zhiguan seldom gets angry, let alone quarreling with others with red necks when he gets so angry. The voice is so loud that they still vaguely hear:

"Yes, it's not easy for you to raise me up. I should make money to honor you, but I haven't reached the time when I'm truly independent. It's impossible for students to work all day. There are many restrictions on working hours. Why can't you understand me? difficulties?"

"Don't get married if you don't have money! Anyway, don't look for me!"

He Zhiguan should have hung up the phone later, because they didn't hear his voice again, Chen Peng and Chen Peng stood for a while longer before pushing the door in.

He Zhiguan took off his glasses and was rubbing his eyes. When he saw them coming back, he immediately put them on.

Chen Yi'an took a look and found that his eye circles were red.

Peng Yuchao also saw it. After thinking for a while, he had nothing to say, and said, "Are you going to participate in the mascot design competition for the Universiade? I have already signed up. Although I draw rubbish, I am the chosen one. Good luck." ! The winner has 5 yuan, who wouldn't be tempted?!"

He Zhiguan tilted his head slightly, "Is the bonus so much?"

Chen Yi'an nodded, "Well, I signed up too, Zhiguan, you should join in too." He doesn't want to give up any chance to improve himself now, and he will participate in any suitable activities.

"Can I do it?" He Zhiguan was a little unconfident. Although he was also from the Academy of Fine Arts, he majored in fine arts. He was not an art student when he took the college entrance examination. Systematic study of painting courses.

He felt that he was not as good at painting as Chen Yi'an, and not as flexible as Peng Yuchao, so he was just like others, rigid.

"Give it a try. There's no registration fee anyway. The most important thing is to participate." Peng Yuchao encouraged, "I heard that that boy Zhou Yi also participated. He's better at class than me. You all know his professional level, right? Even him You have participated, what else do you have to worry about?"

Chen Yi'an also looked at him expectantly.

He Zhi was thinking about the generous bonus, and he was not willing to miss it, so he did his best and left no regrets.

"Okay, I will participate."

Chen Yi'an smiled at him, then returned to his seat, carefully checked the papers due in the afternoon, and put them in his schoolbag.

"Oh! By the way, Yi'an, you asked me to inquire about the dormitory transfer, and I found out."

He Zhiguan was puzzled after hearing this, "Why did you transfer to the dormitory, Yi'an? Are you unhappy living in our dormitory? Zhou Yi doesn't seem to be doing much recently, and he's quite honest. He wore it all day long in the dormitory. Wearing headphones, there is no sense of presence."

Chen Yi'an took a sip of water, "No, I want to move to Liang Huai's dormitory, you understand the reason."

He Zhiguan "oh oh" said he knew.

Peng Yuchao held the phone, looked at it, and then conveyed: "Ask a senior who has successfully transferred to a dormitory, and said that if you want to transfer to another dormitory, you must first obtain the consent of all the students in that dormitory. They all agree, and then go to the school. Regarding the application, it is said that the school is very slow in doing things, and it is estimated that it will be approved for you in one or two months."

Chen Yi'an made an ok gesture and thought about it.

Then I opened WeChat and sent a message to the black head, "Jing Jing, can I live in your dormitory? I really want to live in your dormitory! Just take me in!"

Now the Internet cafe is temporarily being reorganized, and I can't go there. Chen Yi'an counted the intersection of his life and Liang Huai's life. I'm quite busy, and when I'm busy, I always order takeaway for him, so I don't have much time to meet.

How nice it is to live in a dormitory, get along day and night, and see each other when you open your eyes.

If you want to live in Liang Huai's dormitory, the first thing you have to pass is his level.

But Liang Huai didn't know what to do and didn't reply.

Peng Yuchao leaned over and winked at Chen Yi'an, "How is it? How is the plan to catch up with the senior recently? Share it with us."

He Zhiguan also looked over.

Chen Yi'an shrugged, "Just... I kissed it." I kissed the face, and I kissed it round and round.

Although Liang Huai was drunk and kissed by mistake.

He Zhiguan looked shocked, and Peng Yuchao said "Damn!", and quickly put it on Chen Yi'an's shoulder, "Isn't it? Boss? Liang Huai! It's our school girl Liang Huai! You can handle this? You have to teach me Me, how seductive, if I had your progress, would I still be doing hard work for the girls every day?"

Chen Yi'an smiled triumphantly, "Let me tell you, this kind of chasing is also learned..."

It's just...he suddenly had a short-circuit in his head, and couldn't think of any routines he could teach. It was also his first time chasing someone, so he didn't understand anything. It was just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse.

And he still remembers that in the beginning, in order to chase people, he deliberately searched a lot of dry goods on the Internet, and listed one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, but in actual practice, none of them were used, mainly because he had no I didn't even think about using it.

To sum up, is it the natural and natural flirtatiousness of blessing to the soul?

He was really looking at Liang Huai, and if he wanted to flirt, he flirted.

Thinking back on what he said now, there is no embarrassment at all, as if what he said was the truth, what's going on?

Although he has not succeeded yet, but when he thinks about it carefully, he and Liang Huai can at least be regarded as friends, right?Work together, sleep together, bathe together, and meet his closest relatives.

So is my pursuit of people effective or ineffective?

"You can figure it out for yourself." Chen Yi'an perfunctory, now he felt that he was a little confused, so he stopped preaching and accepting karma to clear up his doubts.

Peng Yuchao "cut", "Stingy."

"I'll tell you when I succeed in chasing him. I haven't written off the horoscope yet." Chen Yi'an said.

At this time, a girl on WeChat came to Peng Yuchao, and his mood brightened instantly. He jumped on the bed and chatted with the girl.

Chen Yi'an patted his mouth and yawned. Not long after he got up, he was sleepy again. Perhaps his body hadn't fully recovered, and he always felt tired, so he also lay on the bed and habitually checked Moments. Squint after brushing.

It was discovered that his mother had posted a photo of the gorgeous northern lights. In the photo, she and several wives were carrying designer bags, arm in arm, and smiling gently.

He immediately gave a like.

Chen's father has been in poor health for the past two years, and he has gradually retired from the group's business and left it to Chen Zongyuan to take care of it. Chen's mother is busy traveling with her girlfriends. Anyway, Chen Yi'an is getting older. She is not the kind who wants to tie her children to The mother on the waistband has always respected Chen Yi'an's own choice, including his refusal to go abroad.

In the early years, Chen's mother didn't think so clearly. Under the instigation of the relatives of her husband's family, she was always worried that Chen Zongyuan would wear small shoes for Chen Yi'an, and worried that there would be a day when she and her husband would leave. The bullying was miserable.

But after a long time, she found that the relationship between Chen Zongyuan and Chen Yi'an was not what everyone imagined. On the contrary, they were very harmonious. Chen Zongyuan also took the initiative to propose to Chen's father that if his younger brother wanted to enter the company in the future, he would definitely train Yi'an himself. If Yi'an When he grows up to be good enough, he can still give up his position to Yi'an himself.

Later, Chen's mother gradually let go of her heart and let Chen Yi'an do things happily. Anyway, she will be at ease with her brother doting on her in the future.

Chen Yi'an commented to her mother dog-leggedly: "Where did this fairy come from [griin] [griin] [griin]!!"

Chen Zongyuan also praised this circle of friends.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yi'an's cell phone vibrated, and Chen Zongyuan's call came in.

"Brother? What's the matter?"

Chen Zongyuan said unhappily: "Can I call you if I have nothing to do?"

Chen Yi'an stretched his waist, "You usually don't call me when you have nothing to do."

"Go home for dinner on the [-]th." Chen Zongyuan said this, and he was the first to pass a step to Chen Yi'an.

He originally thought that Chen Yi'an was used to spending money lavishly since he was a child, and he would run out of money within a few days of going to school, and then he went home and asked him for it, but what he didn't expect was that a month later, Chen Yi'an did not bow his head.

The last time I heard him eat the free soup and rice in the school cafeteria, I thought he was pretending to be pitiful at first, but after thinking about it, I worried that it was true.

"Eleventh? Eleventh is not good. I have an appointment with my classmates to go out to play. Let's try another day." Chen Yi'an had indeed made an appointment with Peng Yuchao, He Zhiguan and the others, and was considering whether to travel around.

He is now on a paid vacation, and his meals are always in his arms, and his wallet is getting bigger and bigger every day.

Chen Zongyuan: ...?

I really didn't expect that his brother would refuse when he bowed his head in person. Is this a temper tantrum?Are the wings hard?

"Okay, let's talk another day, I'm too sleepy." His eyelids were about to twitch, and before his brother could reply, he hung up the phone and fell asleep.

Chen Zongyuan: ...

At 14:50 in the afternoon, Chen Yi'an saw the political teacher coming in, and hurriedly handed the thesis in front of her with both hands.The teacher put down the lesson plan, took it over and read it roughly, "Well, I'm still very serious."

He wrote twice as many words as required.

"Teacher, let me get you some water, do you like it hotter or warmer?"

"Be warmer."

"Okay!" Chen Yi'an immediately took the teacher's thermos, rushed to the water dispenser in the corridor, got the water, and then ran back quickly.

After finishing all this, Chen Yi'an returned to his seat and squeezed between He Zhiguan and Peng Yuchao, "What are you talking about?"

Peng Yuchao was a little frustrated, "Zhi Guan just said that he can't travel with us on October [-]."

He Zhiguan looked apologetic, "The owner of our milk tea shop said that if I go to work during the [-]th National Day holiday, I will be paid three times the salary. I don't have enough money, and I probably won't be very happy going out to play. You two should go."

Chen Yi'an also heard that He Zhiguan called his family members before, and knew that he was in trouble, "It's okay, we have been in college for four years, and we have many opportunities to hang out together."

As class was about to begin, the teacher began to clean the blackboard, and Xu Dongxing came in panting.

He glanced at the classmates sitting in the room, but he didn't go in for a long time. The teacher urged: "Student, find an empty seat and sit down."

Xu Dongxing finally saw the person he wanted to meet, grinned, and hurried over.

"Chen Yi'an." Xu Dongxing called his name first, and then greeted Peng He who was next to him.

Chen Yi'an motioned to sit down quickly, "Otherwise the teacher will have another opinion later."

Xu Dongxing looked at He Zhiguan on his left, and Peng Yuchao on his right, and could only turn around and sit in front of Chen Yi'an.

But he still looked at Chen Yi'an, "Can you help me get a seat for this class in the future? I always oversleep, and I'm afraid I won't have a seat if I come late."

Chen Yi'an was a little strange, "Is there no classmate who took this class with you?"

Xu Dongxing ignored his roommate Da Xiong who waved vigorously at him in the back row, "No."

Peng Yuchao responded, "No problem, I will reserve a seat for you next time."

Xu Dongxing is a person who loves sports, not only in terms of dress, but also his skin is a little tanned, and his teeth look particularly white when he smiles, "Thank you brother."

He wanted to speak again, but when Chen Yi'an saw the teacher picking up the lesson plan, he hurriedly told him to turn back and concentrate on listening.

Chen Yi'an has committed a crime at the hands of this teacher, the teacher must pay attention to him for a while, he must be more honest, and he also promised Liang Huai not to be playful in class.As a student, he will show the appearance that a student should have.

He Zhiguan glanced at Xu Dongxing thoughtfully, then looked back at Chen Yi'an, and smiled silently.

Later, recess.

Chen Yi'an drank too much water and went to the toilet.

The men's toilet in the teaching building is very large, with several rows of urinals.

He was too late, so he found someone near the door, and just as he unzipped his trousers, a person came beside him. He turned his head and glanced, it was Xu Dongxing.

Xu Dongxing also came to the toilet, and the two of them solved it side by side.

Chen Yi'an went to wash his hands, and Xu Dongxing quickly came up to him, "Student Xu, last time I agreed to invite you to dinner, but you said you were going to apply for a job, but you didn't make it. Can I have the honor today?"

"You're just being too polite. It doesn't matter whether you eat or not." Chen Yi'an didn't expect him to remember that.

"That's okay, it's all agreed, this meal cannot be avoided." Xu Dongxing's face was full of sincerity.

Chen Yi'an suddenly noticed that the watch on his wrist was a well-known Swiss brand. The watch of this brand is not difficult to buy, but the one in Xu Dongxing's hands is the most difficult to buy. It is limited, and it is said that there are only [-] pieces in the world.

It seems that he misunderstood him when the club welcomed newcomers last time, and thought he had no money to eat. It turned out that he wanted to treat himself to dinner at that time.

This classmate Xu is really a very polite person. He helped me a little, and I remembered it for so long.

If he refuses again, it will appear unreasonable.

"Okay." Chen Yi'an had no choice but to agree.

The two chatted and laughed as soon as they got out of the bathroom with their front feet, Hou Guo came in with their back feet and yelled, "Ah Huai? What are you doing? After going to the bathroom for a long time, although your hands are still not good enough to play, you at least You have to sit next to me and give me technical guidance? Huh? Where are people?"

Then I found Liang Huai's figure in the sink, looked at Liang Huai's face in the mirror, and clicked twice, "Are you busy eating shit just now? Your expression suddenly looks so stinky."

Liang Huai wiped his hands with paper, glanced at him, and walked out.

Hou Guo followed inexplicably——

"Ahem..." Liang Huai coughed twice.

Hou Guo: "What's the matter, is your throat uncomfortable?"

Then Liang Huai coughed heavily again.

The two who were talking and laughing side by side turned their heads together, and Chen Yi'an said happily, "Senior? Do you have class today?"

Xu Dongxing waved to them, and warmly said hello to the acoustic teacher.

Liang Huai nodded, "On the third floor, English class, just finished class."

Hou Guo glanced at the time on his phone, eager to play, took Liang Huai's arm, and hinted that he should leave quickly, but Liang Huai moved his steps calmly.

Chen Yi'an stopped him, "Senior."

Liang Huai stopped and looked back at him.

Chen Yi'an said: "I won't have dinner with you tonight, I have an appointment for dinner with this classmate." He pointed at Xu Dongxing.

Liang Huai was expressionless: "Yes."

Xu Dongxing didn't know that Chen Yi'an had a dinner appointment with Liang Huai, so he was embarrassed, and simply said politely: "Are you busy, seniors, why don't you come together later? It's just my treat."

Chen Yi'an curled his lips secretly, Liang Huai is a stinky fart, he eats poorly and pays a lot of attention, people he doesn't know well won't eat together.

Hou Guo thought to himself that we are very busy and we still have to play basketball, so eating is not as important as playing, and based on his understanding of Liang Huai, a boring gourd, he probably won't go.

When both Chen Yi'an and Hou Guo were about to open their mouths to say "forget it", Liang Huai raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Dongxing:

"Okay, thank you."

Chen Yi'an:?

Hou Guo:? ?

Xu Dongxing: ...Why did he see...the smell of gunpowder in the senior's eyes?