After teasing the school grass, I found out that I was chasing the wrong person

Where Liang Huai touched the right cheek, the softness of someone's lips seemed to be still on it, and then Chen Yi'an's covered half of his face began to feel hot, and he quickly covered it with his hands, as if it would cool down.

She was so angry and had nothing to do with Liang Huai.

After all, Chen Yi'an insisted on playing the game, and he was also drunk, so who can he reason with?

Liang Huai waited for a long time, but he didn't see him boasting himself, and he showed doubts, "Is the other side also want to kiss?"

Chen Yi'an hastily stretched out his hand to grab his mouth, then stood up abruptly, and walked out with his shoulders on his shoulders, "I'll wake up after you, let's see how I settle accounts with you."

Liang Huai whispered, "Usually, I never see you taking advantage of me."

Chen Yi'an turned his head to look at him gloomyly, and the latter's expression entered a state of ancient well calmness, and he began to wander again.

In the end, Liang Huai paid for the hot pot by swiping his face on his mobile phone.

Chen Yi'an glanced at the time, and there was still an hour before the dormitory opened at 06:30. He said to Liang Huai, "Why don't we sit at the convenience store in front of the dormitory and waste time."

Liang Huai walked in the opposite direction, "My schoolbag is still in the Internet cafe."

"Hey, hey, go back to the dormitory to sleep first, and get it when you wake up." Chen Yi'an yelled from behind, but Liang Huai walked towards the Internet cafe mechanically as if he didn't hear it.

Chen Yi'an was worried that he was wandering outside alone drunk, and it was not safe until dawn.He could only sigh and catch up with Liang Huai.

Fortunately, he caught up. Liang Huai didn't even look at the road now, and he didn't even bend his knees when he passed a step. If it wasn't for Chen Yi'an's sharp eyes and quick hands to grab his arm, he would have been smashed in this posture.

Liang Huai still didn't look at the road, but looked at Chen Yi'an's arm instead, and commented: "A lot of bags."

Chen Yi'an has always had a physique that attracts mosquitoes. When he was waiting for Liang Huai outside the Internet cafe, he was bitten by a mosquito all over his bag, and because it was too itchy to scratch, now his bag was swollen red and big.

Chen Yi'an started to pat his trouser pocket, "Sister Wu gave you the mosquito repellent sachet, lend it to me." When he didn't get anything, he patted his upper body again.

"Ah, don't touch this, it's itchy, ah, it's itchy." Liang Huai twisted his body to avoid his hand, frowning but couldn't help laughing.

"You're ticklish." Chen Yi'an looked at him curiously, and finally found this person's weakness.He didn't stop, but scratched Liang Huai's neck and waist even more vigorously, Liang Huai exclaimed "ah, don't, don't".

While Liang Huai was not awake, he bullied him to death.

Liang Huai quickly grabbed his hands, then put his back behind Chen Yi'an, and said happily: "I caught it."

The distance between Chen Yi'an's face and him was only a fist. Maybe he was a little tired after staying up late. Liang Huai's eyelids showed a little inner double. The eyes looking at Chen Yi'an were as clear as ever, but his tone was as serious as a primary school student answering a teacher's question:

"Mosquito repellent sachet, I didn't take it. I don't like it, so I didn't take it."

Chen Yi'an asked, "What don't you like? Mosquito repellent sachet, or Miss Wu."

Liang Huai: "Neither."

Chen Yi'an blew on his eyelashes, "Then do you like me?"

Liang Huai blinked, looked at him for a while, frowned, seemed to think seriously, and then put his head on his shoulder, "I'm tired."

Chen Yi'an was discouraged, and he finally understood that today he would never think of saying a word from Liang Huai's set.

"Just let you lie down for five seconds." Chen Yi'an said angrily.

Liang Huai suddenly said, "My grandfather told me that saliva can relieve itching, especially this kind of mosquito bites."

Before Chen Yi'an could say anything, Liang Huai stretched out his index finger, licked it, and seemed to be about to wipe Chen Yi'an's arm.

Chen Yi'an was so scared that he broke free from him, and took two steps back, "Thank you for your suggestion, my own saliva is fine, so I won't bother you."

Liang Huai's tenacity came up again, and he stretched out his hands to chase.

Chen Yi'an yelled, "Liang Huai, let me tell you! Take your hand away quickly. If you really touch me, I will let you taste how hard Brother An'an's iron fist is."

There was no deterrent effect at all, Liang Huai stretched out his hand persistently, "Mr. Lu Xun said that when others offer kind help, you should accept it enthusiastically."

Chen Yi'an had one head and two big ones, "...it is absolutely impossible for Mr. Lu Xun to say this, at most it was said by Brother Lei Feng." He ran desperately, and Liang Huai quickly chased after him.

Chen Yi'an paused out of breath, "I said you don't want to be a production manager after graduation, why don't you take the civil service exam? This increasingly indifferent society needs enthusiastic people like you. You are simply, simply a moral model, a pioneer of the times, and go to the The newspaper headlines."

Liang Huai lowered his hands at this time, because his attention was attracted by the person lying on the ground next to him.

Chen Yi'an followed his gaze and found two homeless men lying on the ground, wrapped in a dusty carpet, sleeping.

Liang Huai pursed his lips, his face suddenly became very serious, he stepped forward without hesitation, and said righteously: "Gentlemen, please get up, you occupy the blind road and will cause obstacles for blind people to pass."

Chen Yi'an is really confused, isn't it... Liang Huai, what are you doing here.

The two homeless men looked up at Liang Huai and Chen Yi'an with disdain, turned over and turned their backs to them.

Liang Huai raised his voice and repeated it again. The two homeless men became impatient and spat at them, "Get lost, you little brat."

Chen Yi'an was upset at first, although Liang Huai was a little nervous, but he was right, the two homeless people really slept in the wrong place.

He cleared his throat, and was about to go up to reason, when four or five black figures appeared on the corner of the street, all wrapped in dusty and tattered blankets, wandering to wandering, one tall and burly, shouting at the two lying on the ground. :"What happened?!"

Chen Yi'an hurriedly grabbed Liang Huai, "You stabbed the beggars' gang and nested brothers."

"But..." Before Liang Huai finished speaking, Chen Yi'an dragged him away from the scene.

While running, Chen Yian complained, "You are completely two people when you are drunk and you are not drunk. Can you show half of your usual indifference to me? Thanks to you, I only have one wish now, which is to live in peace and stability. It's been a long night."

The beggars were finally thrown away by them, but before Chen Yi'an could breathe a sigh of relief, Liang Huai forcibly stopped him.

Liang Huai took him to the side of the road.

"What's the matter?" Chen Yi'an was really afraid of him now.

Liang Huai went to a taxi parked by the side of the road, and exaggerated to Chen Yi'an: "Look, the driver's window of this car forgot to roll up, leaving such a big gap."

Chen Yi'an rolled his big eyes, "If I knew that you were drunk and would become so lenient as the world police, I would definitely not let you get a drop of alcohol."

With that in his mouth, he still turned to the windshield to see if the driver had left a phone call, but he didn't see anything like a business card.

Liang Huai was busy, and found a few newspapers on the side of the road, "Let's cover him up, otherwise if the car is stolen, it might cause serious damage to a family."

Chen Yi'an looked up at the electronic monitors with red lights in all directions, and watched him speechlessly paste the newspaper on it. Who would steal a car these days, such a big stolen item can't be hidden.

Liang Huai was struggling to put the newspaper in the car door, at this moment, the rear door was suddenly opened from the inside, making Liang Huai and Chen Yi'an jump in fright.

Chen Yi'an yelled, "Damn!"

"Who is it?" The middle-aged man's voice was filled with impatience as he fell asleep and was woken up. He watched the movements of the two of them, inexplicably and vigilantly: "What are you doing? Stealing something?"

Chen Yi'an quickly explained, "You forgot to close the car window. We thought there was no one in the car, so we kindly help cover it..."

"Are you sick?" The middle-aged man got up and raised his voice, "I turn on the air conditioner to sleep, kids, I opened the windows for fear of carbon monoxide poisoning, and then you want to seal them up for me??"

Chen Yi'an: ...

He glared at Liang Huai, whose eyes were once again selectively dull, and looked up at the sky.

Chen Yi'an hurriedly expressed his embarrassment, hooked Liang Huai's neck in embarrassment, turned around and left, "I tell you, if you give me another moth! I will leave you here alone."

Liang Huai showed a rare look of fear, and hooked his neck, "No, no, I don't want to be alone."

Chen Yi'an gritted his teeth and said, "Then be honest with me!"

Liang Huai didn't know whether it was because he was drunk and had no strength, or because he was really afraid that he would sneak away, and he was held firmly all the way to the downstairs of the Internet cafe.

Just when Chen Yi'an thought he was being honest, he stayed where he was and refused to go upstairs.

Chen Yi'an:?

Liang Huai pointed to the ground, and said in a tone as if he had discovered the New World, "Look, there is money."

Chen Yi'an liked this sentence, so he hurried over to take a look, and found a one-dollar coin.

Chen Yi'an: ...a lot of money.

Liang Huai lowered his eyes to look at such coins, making Chen Yian's scalp tingle, "Let me tell you, if you want to play a role-playing game where money can be collected, I absolutely support you, but if you play by yourself, I'm really tired, since I sent you here, I'm going back to the dormitory to sleep..."

His mouth was suddenly covered by Liang Huai's outstretched fingers.

After Liang Huai let out a "hush", he quickly picked up the coin, excitedly whispered: "Let's go quickly, we all said that if we found money outside, we should spend it quickly, otherwise we won't use it if we hold it in our hands." , will be bad luck."

The veins on Chen Yi'an's forehead twitched, "May I ask how you plan to use this precious dollar."

Liang Huai held the coin preciously, "Buy a ham sausage for my egg yolk."

Chen Yi'an: ...Although the egg yolk is a stray cat, there are all kinds of canned catnip offered by classmates in school. Your ham sausage may be disgusted.

"It's too early, and the small supermarkets are not even open. How about I buy them for you later?" Chen Yi'an decided to attack in the opposite direction.

It seemed that Liang Huai really had to be coaxed, he was so easily persuaded, handed him the coin, and asked again, "Be sure to use it quickly, be careful of bad luck."

"Yes, yes, yes." Chen Yi'an perfunctorily pushed him up the stairs and into the Internet cafe. When the boss saw Liang Huai came back, he got up and said, "You went to take out the trash, why didn't you come back until dawn... Eh? Liang Huai Why is your face so red... Who is this?"

Chen Yi'an introduced himself: "I'm his classmate, he's drunk, I'll take him back to get his schoolbag, and I'll take him back to the dormitory to rest later."

Xu had had enough trouble just now, but now Liang Huai was dozing off, and he was so groggy that he could fall asleep standing up.

The boss hurriedly helped him, and suggested: "I don't think it's easy for him to go back to the dormitory like this. Why don't you stay in the lounge for a while. Liang Huai usually sleeps there during the night shift."

Chen Yi'an thought about it too, he really didn't want to see Liang Huai, a good student, on the way back to the dormitory, and went to take care of things again.

The lounge is a utility room with a small folding bed and a recliner, which is just right for two people to sleep.

After the boss put Liang Huai on the bed, he went to visit the store again and closed the door behind them.

Chen Yi'an collapsed on the reclining chair in large characters, dragging Liang Huai all the way, as if his body was about to fall apart.Liang Huai was fine, lying on the bed with his eyes closed, squinting very peacefully.

He yawned a lot, Chen Yi'an thought he didn't have class this morning, but he was not in a hurry, and sleepiness gradually hit him, and he slowly closed his eyes.

It's just that he suddenly opened his eyelids again with his hand, no, Liang Huai's chance to get drunk is once in a lifetime, so it's really unreasonable to let it go like this.

He grabbed his calf, screamed in pain, and finally pulled himself together.

Then he squatted beside the bed, stretched out his hand, and rubbed Liang Huai's face.

"Senior Jingjing, wake up, wake up."

He went to grab Liang Huai's ears again, "Wake up quickly."

Liang Huai struggled to open his eyes, wanted to sleep but failed to sleep, his eyes were full of grievances, the corners of his lips were turned down, Chen Yi'an was actually a little...cute.

Picked up the phone and "clicked" to take a picture.

One photo was not enough, Chen Yi'an rolled his eyes and took many more photos.

After a while, he switched his mobile phone to the mode of shooting video, and slapped Liang Huai's face, "If I say something, you can say it, okay? I'll let you sleep after I finish."

Liang Huai wanted to sleep too much, looked at him eagerly, and whispered: "Okay."

Chen Yi'an smiled, "Follow me, I want to fall in love with An'an."

Liang Huai followed suit: "Follow me, I want to fall in love with An An."

"No, there is no need to say the previous sentence."

Liang Huai: "No, there is no need to say the previous sentence."

Chen Yi'an: ...

He was patient, "I want to fall in love with An An."

Liang Huai opened his lips lightly: "I want to talk to An An..."

"Damn it—" Chen Yi'an looked at the phone screen that suddenly fell into darkness, and beat the bed angrily. Why did the phone run out of battery at such a critical moment! !However, the mobile phone has not been charged all day and night, and it is indeed the limit to last until now.

Suddenly, a hand fell on his head, stroking the top of his hair soothingly.

Liang Huai touched his head again and again, while looking at him intently, "Don't be angry."

Chen Yi'an was stunned, and suddenly had an idea, if Liang Huai got drunk every day, it would be fine.

But Liang Huai was drunk after all, and soon his eyes began to lose focus again, and seeing that he was about to fall asleep again, Chen Yi'an hurriedly looked for a pen and paper in the room.

There were a lot of sundries piled up in this room, but Liang Huai's schoolbag was not found, probably not here, and finally a ballpoint pen was found, and the paper could only be replaced by a napkin.

Turning around, Liang Huai's eyes were already narrowed, and Chen Yi'an quickly went to rub his face again, but this time Liang Huai seemed to be immune, and it didn't have much effect on him.

Chen Yi'an could only take out his big weapon, took off Liang Huai's shoes, and started scratching the soles of his feet.

"Ah, don't, haha, don't touch me, it's so itchy." Liang Huai woke up instantly, the whole body shrank from the itching, arched his back, lay on the pillow, and looked at Chen Yi'an tenderly:

"What do you want to do, don't scratch, I promise you."

Chen Yi'an looked at him straight up, "Senior, promise me, will you drink wine like water every day from now on?"

How about you be so gentle to me every day?

Liang Huai's lips curved slightly, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Chen Yi'an squatted next to his pillow again, "Come on, write on this napkin, a promise, I will fall in love with An'an."

Liang Huai let out an "oh", and quickly wrote these eleven characters. Even though he was drunk, his handwriting was still delicate and powerful, and Chen Yi'an couldn't even blink his eyes.

"Sign your name again."

The pen fell to the bottom right of the paper towel, and signed the word "Liang Huai" as promised.

Chen Yi'an took the tissue and carefully folded it in half.

Then he rubbed Liang Huai's face again, "Okay, go to sleep."

Liang Huai closed his eyes for two seconds, then opened them again, "Can I really sleep now?" He looked pitiful.

Chen Yi'an ruthlessly turned off the lights and pulled the curtains.

In the dark environment, the two quickly fell asleep.

However, after barely falling asleep for two hours, Chen Yi'an opened his eyes tiredly.

In the dream, both Mr. Lu Xun and Brother Lei Feng came to talk to him.

Especially Brother Lei Feng, holding a loudspeaker to declare that he did not say that sentence, telling him not to spread rumors, and punishing him by copying eight honors and eight shame a hundred times in his dream.

Mr. Lu Xun applauded and said the punishment was good.

I kept my eyes open for a while, obviously very tired, but couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

Chen Yi'an turned his head and glanced at Liang Huai. This guy had been making a fuss all night and drank again.

For a long time, in the darkness, there was the rustling sound of undressing, and Chen Yi'an's desperately suppressed laughter.

Liang Huai was woken up by a headache.

He pressed his temples, and let out a muffled grunt.

The sun was shining outside the curtain, shining in through the gap, so bright that Liang Huai squinted his eyes subconsciously. He raised his other hand, trying to cover his eyes, but his hand touched a smooth skin. , like the back.

There was a momentary short circuit in his head, and then—

He was so startled that he sat up from the bed.

"You, who are you?"

The owner of the back was trembling all over. Hearing his movements, he trembled even more, and pulled the quilt over his head.

Liang Huai was completely drunk last night, and he has no memory at all. He only remembers going to eat hot pot with Chen Yi'an last night, and then playing games. Afterwards, he drank a lot of wine, and when he woke up, he was naked. lying on his bed...

Chen Yi'an frantically controlled his expression, desperately grabbed his thigh under the quilt, breathed in the pain, and finally squeezed out some tears.

After waiting for a long time, he didn't see Liang Huai talking to him, so he had to expose his head again, wrapped the quilt around his chest, and turned around timidly.

When Liang Huai saw Chen Yi'an's face, he was even more frightened.

Because Chen Yi'an didn't sleep well, his eyes were bloodshot and his throat was hoarse, as if he had fought hundreds of rounds last night, looking at him sadly:

"Senior Jingjing..."

"You... treated An An like that last night."

"An'an is dirty, you are responsible for An'an."