After teasing the school grass, I found out that I was chasing the wrong person

The military training and the welcome party ended in a lively sound, and the new semester officially began.

Zhou Yi also went back to the dormitory, but he didn't talk to them, and naturally he wouldn't sit together in class.

At this time, I was in an English class, and the teacher asked everyone to read the English words on the back of the textbook together. Only a few students were reading along, and among these students, He Zhiguan should be the most serious.

As for the two people next to him, Peng Peng erected the book and hid behind him playing with his mobile phone, while Chen Yi'an chewed gum expressionlessly, looking at the back of the students in the front row in a daze.

Suddenly, Chen Yi'an slapped Peng Peng's arm violently.

The latter was so frightened that he quickly turned the phone over, murmured and mixed up two words, but found that the teacher did not come to his side, he clicked his tongue and said in a low voice:

"What are you doing!"

Chen Yi'an: "I figured it out."

"What did you figure out?"

Chen Yi'an snorted coldly: "If you make a mistake, you will make a mistake, and use your own way to treat your own body."

He is a man of action, and Lima created a WeChat group, in which he and Peng He were the only ones, named "I kick Liang Huai as a ball", and added the emoji of three knives.

Then modify the group announcement:

[I, Chen Yi'an, have a deadline of two months, and I will definitely catch Liang Huai!

Wait until he spits out all the cheated money, then throw it away, and teach him to be a man!

If I don't catch up, I'll live stream naked swimming in the septic tank! 】

He Zhiguan's phone vibrated, and he quietly glanced at WeChat, was slightly surprised, and then gave Chen Yi'an a thumbs up gesture.

Peng Yuchao was so excited that he patted his thigh straight, saying that he was very brave.That's right, the law can't punish this big liar, so he can only play the emotional card, and the emotional debt is repaid.

陈伊安@给下全球军员：Mother-fetal single here, please brainstorm and help me figure out how to chase after Liang Huai.

He Zhiguan thought for a while, "Sorry, the mother and fetus are single x2."

Peng Yuchao: "This little thing is on me!"

Chen Yi'an: "Have you ever been in a relationship?" There are quite a few girls who flirt with him, but everyone treats him as a bosom brother, and he has never developed into a lover.

Peng Yuchao: "Hehe, I will leave the group immediately."

"Come back!! You have experienced many battles, and this group can't do without you." It was a rare day when Chen Yi'an begged Peng Yuchao.

He Zhiguan interjected, "Yi'an, do you like boys?" Although homosexuality is very common among peers nowadays, it is still a minority.

Chen Yi'an was stunned, "I don't know." Then he waved his hand, "Hey, it doesn't matter whether I like boys or not, the important thing is that Liang Huai likes boys."

He Zhiguan thinks about it too.

Peng Yuchao: "Brother Chao is here to offer advice, hehehe."

Chen Yi'an: "...Now when I see the word hey, I feel physical fear."

Peng Yuchao: "In this way, we will squat in Liang's arms in the cafeteria for a while, and when he appears, we will walk in front of him. You pretend to pick up the meal card on the ground, and I also pretend that I didn't see you picking up the meal card, and then accidentally put it away. As soon as your butt hits, you fall onto Liang Huai, how about it! Wonderful!"

Chen Yi'an: "...now Mary Su dare not write like this."

He Zhiguan: "..."

Chen Yi'an sighed, "I must declare to you in advance that Liang Huai...is below, so in terms of chasing people, I must show my stalwart as a man, and the goal is to press Liang Huai against the wall and shout My dad's kind."

Peng Yuchao:?too difficult.

He Zhiguan:?give up.

Really unreliable.

Chen Yi'an took out his mobile phone, opened a certain software, and entered the question on it:

"How do men fall in love with men"

"What kind of experience is chasing someone successful"

"A man chasing a woman, what's the trick?"

After browsing for 10 minutes, I finally saw one that is still usable: Chasing people, it is done in three steps——

First, clearly express your heart, you are a man, don't be coy like a girl, and don't start playing tricks of good friends, the little girl really only treats you as a good sister in the end, you cry .

Second, if it succeeds, you don't need to read the last two.If you are rejected, don't be discouraged, always create opportunities to meet the little girl, let you get to know each other, and let her get used to your presence.

Third, do what you like.On the one hand, it allows you to have a common language, and on the other hand, it makes her feel that she and you are destined, understand?

Chen Yi'an took notes half-understood, while Peng Yuchao felt that the first point was simply spying on himself, which was completely true!Also take notes.

The old English professor couldn't help showing a gratified smile when he saw them writing hard. There are really not many students who work so hard these days.

The Department of Fine Arts and the Department of Management were originally incompatible majors, let alone Liang Huai, a sophomore, and Chen Yi'an, a freshman.

But Liang Huai's field of study is film economics and management, and he also needs to learn the basics of art, so the only class they can take together, apart from the elective course of physical education, is the introduction to art.

It's not hard to know what day Liang Huai chose to take the Introduction to Art course. There are no boys or girls who don't know his name. His information is widely circulated in the school, and Chen Yi'an found out without any effort.

It’s just that too many girls competed with him for this course, and it was really popular. He spent 200 yuan to talk good things about it before changing this course with a boy, and felt sorry for the little living expenses he had left.

On this day, with an introduction to art textbook in his arms, a schoolbag on his back, and a cup of coffee in his hand, he stepped into the palace of art like a student.

There are 10 minutes before class.

He didn't need to look for it at all, as soon as he entered the classroom, he saw the seat where Liang Huai was sitting.

Because the whole classroom takes him as the center of the circle, and draws a circle with an empty seat as the radius, and the circle is full of boys and girls.

Why there is an empty seat next to him, it may be because of everyone's shyness, or it may be because of Liang Huai's indifferent expression of not getting close to strangers.

Next to him was Hou Guo, a big flower arm who was trying to make up for sleep. Perhaps because of class today, it was rare for Hou Guo not to wear a vest and a sleeved dress.

The arrival of Chen Yi'an caused a little commotion, and everyone started to discuss in low voices at the same time, "Is this the junior who hugged Liang Huai in the subway?"

"It seems so! The real person is more handsome than the photo~"

"My mother, how can I even think about going to class!"

……

Chen Yi'an had a smile on his face, yes, I am the rumored boyfriend of your school girl.

Since no one dared to sit next to Liang Huai, I felt embarrassed to sit there.

Liang Huai felt the shaking of the table and chairs because someone sat down, he raised his eyes, and it was this elementary school boy again.The junior put the textbooks, paper, pens and coffee cups on the table, and smiled sweetly at him, "Hello senior."

"En." Liang Huai responded slightly, then continued to look down at the phone.

Chen Yi'an: ... so indifferent, shit, you won't forget who I am in a few days, right?

He unconsciously touched the shoulder strap of his schoolbag, looking for something to say, "Um...Senior, the hot comment about the two of us on Weibo, you..."

"I've heard of it, don't worry about it." Liang Huai's tone was normal.

How can you not care about Chen Yi'an's defeat! !Outside, both of us have a few G's of fanart, okay? !Have some snacks on you.

It's okay if you don't pay attention, Chen Yi'an feels that his plan is very safe, if he knew that he was so capable, why would he ask Peng Peng for advice.For the Nth time, I praised my witty idea, hahaha, I look forward to Liang Huai being moved to tears by his sincerity and then throwing himself into his arms.

He seemed to take a sip of the coffee, then shook his hand and knocked it over Liang Huai's gray T-shirt, leaving a dark mark in an instant.

Liang Huai only felt that his abdomen was a little hot, facing a wave of dampness, he looked at it and stood up quickly.

"Sorry! Sorry!! I'm really sorry, senior!" Chen Yi'an was flustered, and he took out a napkin from his pocket for a long time.

Liang Huai was holding his clothes and looked at him speechlessly, why every time he met this junior, all kinds of messy situations would appear.

The girls next to them offered papers graciously, and Chen Yi'an quickly took them over, "I'll wipe it for you, wipe it."

"No need." Liang Huai took the paper towel and wiped it for a long time by himself, but it didn't work, and the coffee marks had been deeply splashed on it.

Chen Yi'an slapped his head, "I remember! Senior, didn't I say that I would pay you a white T-shirt last time? I brought it today, why don't you find a place where no one is around?"

Liang Huai didn't expect that he would really pay himself one, and now the situation is special, so he nodded.

Chen Yi'an took out the white T from his backpack, and handed it over with both hands with a smile on his face, "Senior, I designed this by myself, I hope you can understand my intentions."

Liang Huai glanced at him inexplicably, without saying a word, took off his clothes and walked quickly to the bathroom.

Chen Yi'an crossed Erlang's legs, and while waiting, he glanced at Hou Guo, who was in a deep sleep. This buddy has gone to be a robber at night, he is so sleepy.

He turned the pen excitedly, chasing someone for the first time, it didn't feel too difficult, probably no need for the second or third step, it was done in one step.

Soon, Liang Huai changed his clothes and came back.

Chen Yi'an glanced at the length of the clothes, and it was just right, the size measured when he was hugged last time.Liang Huai, what virtue and ability do you have, you can still wear the clothes I personally designed for you.

The clothes are basically a simple pure cotton white T, but Liang Huai lowered his head and looked at the left chest. There seemed to be a logo-like thing, square in shape, and the overall color was mainly reddish brown. He had difficulty identifying the inside. There are some irregular small square lines, and some small patterns: subway car front, peach soda bottle, red barrel, middle finger, pot...

It's all about anything.

Chen Yi'an was overjoyed, moved hahahaha, these are our little memories, someone said that the little girl likes these details, it can prove that I really have ulterior motives.

Liang Huai sat back in his seat with an expressionless face. At this time, the teacher came in with the textbook in his arms and was turning on the computer. The classroom was still chaotic.

Chen Yi'an stared at Liang Huai without saying a word.

But Hou Guo was woken up by Liang Huai, wiped the corners of his mouth, then lazily took out the book, and glanced at Liang Huai's clothes, "Hey...how did I remember that you were not wearing this one before going out? This pattern , composed like a QR code?"

The girls next to me heard the words and looked over, "It seems to be true."

Liang Huai was startled, he didn't notice it just now.

Hou Guo was idle and had nothing to do, so he took out his phone and scanned it, and there was a series of words, which he read out casually:

[Please remember your identity, you are from Lao Tzu! 】

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, what the hell?!" Hou Guo was stunned.

Liang Huai and the girls next to him immediately looked at Chen Yi'an collectively. Chen Yi'an leaned on the back of the chair and raised an eyebrow at Liang Huai. How about it? You, Mr. An, are you aggressive and manly enough, and you are actually fascinated Alright.

Don't pretend, you still pretend.

The ears are red, it must be shy!

Liang Huai covered his forehead, didn't speak for a while, then held back a smile when he raised his head, and suddenly asked, "Do you have any coffee left?"

Chen Yi'an glanced at him, "Why do you ask this?"

Liang Huai pointed to the left chest, "Here, pour it again, thank you."

Chen Yi'an: ... Liang Huai belongs to your uncle.