After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

At the end of the whole day's class, Xi Shao was picked up by Mr. Tan in a top-notch luxury car, amidst the envy of his classmates.

On the way home, Tan Chenyi also took Zai Zai to a five-star seafood buffet restaurant for dinner.

As a result, after eating, Xi Shao chased him away, and the owner of the restaurant hurriedly issued a warrant:

This person will never be allowed in!

Alas, next time I can only scourge other cafeterias.

Tan Chenyi thought regretfully that maybe within three months, Xi Shao would be blacklisted by all the cafeterias in the city.

After eating and drinking enough to return home, the perfect owner, Tan Chenyi, asked about his children's situation at school.

After Mr. Qin sent Zai Zai to school, he felt like an old father who sent his child to kindergarten on the first day.When I was working, I was always thinking about Xi Shao, and rushed over to pick him up as soon as I got off work.

Seeing Xi Shao, he unconsciously had a kind smile on his face.

"The school is very fun, and the food in the cafeteria is delicious!" Xi Shao praised the school cafeteria sincerely, from the taste of the food to the unlimited supply model.

Snacks have no idea that in the eyes of the cafeteria staff, Gu Xiangrui has become a monster.

"School is fun too. The teachers are very gentle and they didn't beat me or scold me." Xi Shao arched forward, knelt on the sofa, raised her small face and looked at Tan Chenyi with bright eyes, raised her hand and made a gesture with two fingers. Little Tree Branch, "I've also made two good friends!"

"Two?" Tan Chenyi stroked his hair with a smile, "You are amazing. How did you know each other?"

After only going there for a day, you can have two good friends.

Unexpectedly, Xi Shao had the potential to become a courtesan.

Xi Shao narrowed his eyes, rubbed his palms slightly, and then replied, "The first friend is Fan Xiaolan, who I met at the school gate. The teacher asked him to show me around the campus. The second friend was in the cafeteria. Sang Xiao."

"Sang Xiao?" Tan Chenyi was a little dazed, he didn't expect that he would be able to meet the bad-tempered Superstar Sang and become a good friend.

This is a miracle.

"Yeah!" Xi Shao leaned forward again, supporting his thigh with two paws and asked, "Do you know him?"

"Of course, there is no one who doesn't know Sang Xiao, right?" Tan Chenyi pondered for a moment, and then said, "I heard that he offended an investor in the film and television industry some time ago, and that investor messed with him regardless of cost, making Sang Xiao a whole Internet hacker. Although I don't interfere in the film and television industry, I also feel miserable when I hear this kind of thing."

"The whole Internet is black." Xi Shao heard the word again, recalling the conversation with Sang Xiao in the activity class today, and blinked blankly, "Brother, what is the Internet?"

"You don't even know mom on the Internet?" Tan Chenyi was quite astonished, and couldn't help asking, "Where did you live before?"

"I used to live in the mountains!" Xi Shao mentioned his previous life, muttering and complaining, "My former master... oh, my family, didn't care about me at all! Every time I eat, let me go hunting and picking fruits in the mountains .Usually if I don't look for him, he won't see me for a year or two."

The more Tan Chenyi heard it, the more distressed he felt.

It turns out that Xi Shao is a child in the mountains, no wonder his heart is so pure.

Also, the first half of his life was too miserable, right?Parents are really irresponsible!

Pity welled up in Tan Chenyi's heart, he stretched out his arms and took Zai Zai into his arms, patted his back, and coaxed him softly.

"Don't be sad, it's all in the past. I will be your family from now on." Mr. Qin said, taking out a small box from his briefcase, "Look, I prepared a gift for you."

"Wow~!" Xi Shao didn't feel sad at first, but was even happier when he saw the gift.

He took the small box, tore off the plastic wrap, and opened the lid.

Inside is a smartphone that almost everyone owns in modern society.

"I also issued a calling card for you, and I will teach you how to make calls later. Then, I will help you connect to the wifi at home, and you can use your mobile phone to surf the Internet in the future." Tan Chenyi said, inserting the calling card.

I also put a cat phone case on the phone that can be hung around the neck - a special model for children.

Xi Shao, who received a gift from a human being for the first time, was obviously very happy, his eyes were full of his new mobile phone, and he didn't listen carefully to what Tan Chenyi had to say.

He took the new phone with the phone case on, immediately hung it around his neck, swayed it like showing off, and pestered Tan Chenyi to ask if it looked good.

"It's cute." Tan Chenyi praised, "The little cat suits you very well."

"Hmph, it's not suitable!" The canine retorted immediately.

"Uh, don't you like it?"

"I like it, but it's not suitable." Xi Shao looked at him and said seriously, "I am suitable for a fierce and majestic big dog!"

ferocious?

prestige?

Tan Chenyi instantly remembered those small plum blossom paw prints in the bathroom.

There is also a teacup dog the size of a palm that I have imagined.

——Hmm, it really suits you very well.

Xi Shao played with his new phone for a while, then suddenly remembered what he and Sang Xiao had done in the afternoon, approached Tan Chenyi and asked, "By the way, let's take a photo together!"

"Okay." Tan Chenyi taught him, "To take a photo, you must first turn on the camera, then switch the front camera, and then press here."

"Yeah, I understand!" Xi Shao raised his arms high and demanded, "Now squint your eyes and roll them."

"Huh?" Boss Tan was shocked by his unreasonable trouble.

"My friends and I all take pictures like this!" Xi Shao said seriously, "The uglier the better!"

Tan Chenyi: ...

Cub, what kind of messed up friends have you made?

In the end, Tan Chenyi, who was burdened by the overlord with a load of ten tons, did not cooperate with making faces.

He snatched Xi Shao's phone, took a few photos with normal angles, and added filters, and set them as the desktop and lock screen.

Then he saved his number in his cell phone, taught Xi Shao how to make calls, and urged, "I need to call you if there is anything in the future, do you understand?"

"Yeah!" Xi Shao nodded vigorously.

Xi Shao liked the new gift so much, she hung it around her neck all the time, and couldn't bear to take it off even when she was sleeping.

But after he fell asleep, he habitually turned into a prototype, not much bigger than a mobile phone.

The straps on the phone case couldn't hold him back, and they scattered randomly across the bed.Xi Shao grabbed the phone with four claws and tried to hug it into his arms.

In his sleep, he opened his mouth wide, gnawed on the ear of the plastic kitten, and ground it with his teeth.

Bah bah, it's so unpalatable!

So Hinayana Huang thumped his hind legs twice in his dream and kicked the phone away.

I moved to a nest by myself, and continued to snore and sleep in the dark.

The next day, Xi Shao arrived at school on time.

As soon as he entered the classroom, he couldn't wait to show off to Fan Xiaolan, "Look, look, I have a mobile phone!"

"Wow, that's great! You said yesterday that you don't have a mobile phone. I almost thought you were not a normal person." Fan Xiaolan immediately took out her mobile phone and hurriedly exchanged mobile phone numbers with him.

When Xi Shao saw the new number in the contact list, he immediately thought of another friend of his.

He looked around the classroom and searched repeatedly three times, but he didn't see the other party.

"Xiao Lan, where's Sang Xiao?" Xi Shaomeng asked.

Fan Xiaolan thought that she was the first to have Xishao's mobile phone number, so she jumped up and down happily.

Hearing this question, emotions immediately popped up, "Why did you ask him again? Don't you have a better relationship with Sang Xiao than me?"

Faced with such propositions, Xi Shao immediately gave a perfect answer, "Both of you are my good friends."

Fan Xiaolan was not convinced, and asked naively, "I fell into the water with him at the same time, who do you save?"

"I can save both of them!" Hinayana Huang clenched his fists and promised boldly.

"Forget it, it's not difficult for you." Fan Xiaolan reluctantly let him go, and pointed to Sang Xiao's position, "He has asked for leave, and I heard that he will return to the company to deal with public relations issues, so he won't come today."

"Oh..." When I couldn't find my new friend's phone number, Xi Shao slumped.

"Don't be so disappointed, maybe it will come tomorrow." Fan Xiaolan comforted, "As far as I know, Sang Xiao's scandal seems to be reversed, and fans found the video to whitewash him. Now the Internet is divided into two forces, Some are on the reverse side, and some are on the side of black material, thinking that the video is forged, and the scene is very chaotic. In short, it is much better than the one-sided dirty water some time ago. I have eaten a lot of melons, and I feel that Sang Xiao is not a bad person. "

Xi Shao immediately said, "He's not a bad person in the first place!"

Fan Xiaolan touched her chin, "That Sang Xiao is too miserable, he has been a hacker on the Internet for two months."

Moreover, all the scandals against him have risen to the moral and legal level, even abduction and drug use have emerged, and they clearly want to kill Sang Xiao.

How much hatred?

What's even more amazing is that Sang Xiao still has a chance to stand up after being splashed by such a stream of dirty water.

If Sang Xiao can really get through this turmoil smoothly, he will definitely become a new koi in the entertainment industry, and his popularity will rise to a higher level.

"Oh, Xiaolan, let me ask you..." Xi Shao tugged at his sleeve, and asked the question that had troubled him for a long time, "What do you mean by surfing the Internet?"

"Go online, do you really want to know? Well, it's time to tell you the secrets of the earth." Fan Xiaolan, who is a second-year-old child, got excited immediately, and said mysteriously, "Shhh—I'll just tell you. Go online It is a conspiracy of aliens to destroy human beings. It will control human thinking, occupy human time, manipulate human body, and thus achieve the purpose of destroying the earth.”

"It's so scary..." Xi Shao flinched, really frightened.

"Hahahahaha!" Fan Xiaolan, who succeeded in pranking the prank, slapped her thigh and laughed wildly, "You actually believed it, you are so funny hahahaha!"

Only then did Xi Shao react.Wronged and complained, "You, you lied to me."

Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Fan Xiaolan quickly stopped laughing, for fear that the little boy would be made to cry by herself.

"Okay, okay, just kidding." Fan Xiaolan coaxed a few words, and gave a serious answer, "If you want to surf the Internet, just find an Internet cafe."

Internet cafe

Xi Shao memorized these two words silently, nodded to express her understanding, "Yeah, I know."

Sure enough, as Fan Xiaolan said, Sang Xiao didn't come to school all day.

After school, Xi Shao carried a small schoolbag and walked around to find an Internet cafe.

He happily opened his legs and was about to go in and surf the Internet.

In the end, he only took half a step, and the staff by the door reached out to stop him, not allowing Xi Shao to go in.

"Kids, we are a regular Internet cafe." The staff pointed to the sign next to it and reminded, "Minors are not allowed to enter."

minor?

Who is he talking about?

The 5000-year-old wife and grandfather are clutching their schoolbags, lost in thought.

The author has something to say: Staff: Minors are prohibited from entering!

Xi Shao (beeping loudly): I am not human!

Former owner (Small Gong): He made a brief appearance and was dissed.Who is worse than me...

Thank you everyone!More tomorrow at 18:[-]!