After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

"Shao Shao!" Han Jiangya said to Xi Shao enthusiastically as soon as he entered the door, "My teammate wants to ask you to play a game!"

——It's strange.

In fact, it is the bronze rookie who is in the club every day and is crazily ridiculed by his teammates.

The Ravens couldn't take it anymore, but he was banned by the team manager. Before the end of the holiday, he couldn't play too intense mobile games, so he couldn't rub the group of spirits on the ground.

Han Jiangya couldn't swallow this breath, rolled his eyes, and decided to let Xi Shao harm them.

Therefore, Captain Jackdaw threatened and lured the regular members of the Grand Slam team to take Xi Shao to play a game for a day.

The team members had seen the tragedy of their own captain, so they originally planned to refuse.

But the young lads were provoked a few words and fell into the trap one after another.

After much deliberation, the champion team decided to face off with a slap on the thigh.After all, in a 5V5 round, with four masters in each round, can't you still afford a rookie?

Facts have proved that little friend Xi Shao is a magical species full of luck but without strength.

After playing a few rounds, everyone finally found out that although Xi Shao has no talent for playing games, he has excellent combat effectiveness in pitting his teammates.

No matter how top-of-the-line the configuration is, how superior the start is, it can make the little boy Xi Shao make a show of operation and wipe out the entire army.

A few times everyone even thought that we should kill Xi Shao at the beginning of the game.However, this idea has not yet formed, and it is immediately suppressed by the desire to survive.

Han Jiangya is so precious, Xi Shao, if everyone kills Xi Shao at the beginning, every time they play the game in the future, the crow team will let them all be wiped out at the beginning, and then solo by themselves.

too frightening.

"Yaoya, team battles are really fun!" Kid Xi Shao lost countless rounds in a row, but the more he played, the happier he was.

"Well, I think it's fun too." Han Jiangya rubbed his hair and looked at his defeated teammates through the screen.

The great revenge has been reported, and the mood is extremely comfortable.

It took only a few hours for the little girl Xi Shao to make Han Jiangya's king's trumpet fall into a stubborn bronze again.

But Han Jiangya not only didn't feel distressed, but also laughed heartlessly.

Because his teammates all fell into bronze neatly.

Tonight, a new myth has been born in the e-sports circle: the World Grand Slam team, the game's big player is all bronze, what a shame.

Hahahahaha!

**

Xi Shao's transfer shop chose to officially open on January [-]st, which happened to be the day to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new.

Before opening, Xi Shao posted a promotional Weibo on Weibo, briefly introducing his transfer shop.

Netizens responded very strongly.

The mascot that I have worshiped for several days has actually opened a store to help people transfer luck. This is great news.

It has been proven countless times that Xi Shao can bring good luck to everyone, and it has become a recognized fact.

Zai Zai is so powerful across the network cable.If you really meet him and get a little bit of his luck, wouldn't you reach the top in minutes and become a winner in life?

With this in mind, everyone couldn't wait to check in at Xishao's transfer shop.

Therefore, netizens carefully studied the promotional news and found that the logo of the transfer store is a stuffed animal, which looks like a dog and a fox, which is super cute.

Judging from the photos, the area of ​​the transfer store is small, but the environment is very warm.

There are several pots of green prickly pears on the window sill, and a cat hammock next to it. The warm sunshine in winter shines through the window, making it warm and cozy.

Such a cute little shop, plus such a cute little shopkeeper.Even if it is not for transshipment, everyone is willing to patronize.

Hungry netizens took out their [-]x microscopes, carefully studied every word on the posters and Weibo, and found——

Xi Shao did not tell everyone that there was no address.

???

How can we find a transshipment store without even an address?

Netizens questioned and got a very spiritual reply: follow the fate.

Okay, everyone has an epiphany.

During this period of time, everyone got European Qi from Xi Shao, thinking that there is no distinction between European emperors and non-chieftains among human beings.

The results of it?

Dare to be the most lucky PK, waiting here!

Ignoring the poor little people who couldn't find a place on the Internet, Xi Shao's new store opened, and his friends came to celebrate him and gave him many gifts.

"Shaoshao, congratulations on your opening." Han Jiangya rushed over early in the morning, rushing to be the first to congratulate Xishao, "From now on, you will be a small boss. Don't forget each other even if you are rich."

"Fugui dog?" Xi Shao held his face, sat behind the counter, and retorted seriously, "I'm not a dog."

Although I am a canine, a canine is not equal to a dog.

I am obviously much more ferocious than a dog.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I shouldn't underestimate your level of illiteracy." Han Jiangya was amused by him, and happily explained to him the true meaning of 'Gou Fugui'.

Xi Shao understood the meaning, lay down on the table and sighed leisurely, "But I haven't received any business, so I can't be rich."

"You want business so much, just announce the address." According to Xi Shao's current popularity, as long as he announces the address, netizens and Yun parents who want to transship will definitely rush over and line up outside for three days and three nights. Than the train station of Chunyun.

"No." Xi Shao shook his head, "Fortune depends on fate and fate, it can't be so casual. And I have conditions for transshipment, which must be fulfilled."

"Huh? What's the condition?" Recalling the first time he met Xi Shao, Han Jiangya asked in disbelief, "Do you want to play games with you?"

"Yes, this is your condition." Xi Shao waved his fingers, "My brother's condition is to support me, and Sang Xiao's condition is to be good friends with me."

The more Han Jiangya listened, the more ridiculous he became.Each of the conditions proposed by Xi Shao was easier than the last.

Although Han Jiangya didn't know which sect of Feng Shui master he was and what the principle of 'transfer' was.But little friend Xi Shao always does this kind of loss-making business, if his master finds out, he will definitely expel this traitor from his master.

"Shao Shao, your request is too low."

"It's not low," Xi Shao immediately retorted, "I'm very demanding!"

"But, even if you don't help me change my luck, I'm still willing to play games with you. Anyway, my job is to play games, so I don't have any..." loss.

Han Jiangya paused halfway through his words.

Have nothing to lose?

In the past, Absolutely remembered his new title in a daze: Bronze Vegetable Chicken.

In all ranking games, his account has the lowest level.Xiaoxiaole can only play to the fourth level, and even the 50 billion happy beans accumulated by Doudizhu are completely lost by Xi Shao.

Thinking about it this way, playing games with Xi Shao is indeed a high-risk activity.

Let's talk about Tan Chenyi and Sang Xiao.

After Tan Chenyi raised Xi Shao, he was forced to become the all-round daddy of Doraemon at a young age, worrying about the child every day.

And as far as Han Jiangya knew, since Xi Shao entered the house, Mr. Qin's daily expenses have increased several times. If he doesn't work hard, he will be bankrupt in minutes.

Sand star is even worse.

Before meeting Xi Shao, he was an A and crazy general attack in the entertainment industry.Although it was hacked by the whole network, the human design did not collapse at all.

What now?

The top comedian, the most popular sand sculpture, who is stupid every day, everyone will hahahahaha when they mention Sang Xiao, the character design collapses to pieces.

Han Jiangya realized later, and looked at Xi Shao again.

Xi Shao's eyes were clear and clean, with a slight smile, he held his face and repeated, "I'm really demanding!"

Seeing his soft and obedient appearance, Han Jiangya stretched out his hand to rub Zai Zai's hair, and said indulgently, "Well, it's very tall."

What can I do if the requirements are high?

Shao Shao is so cute, of course he should be pampered!

Bronze Vegetable Chicken is Bronze Vegetable Chicken, absolutely God has accepted his fate.

After Han Jiangya left, Sang Xiao and Fan Xiaolan came to congratulate Xi Shao one after another.

Tan Chenyi has been very busy with work recently, and he only had time during his lunch break to buy a lot of snacks for his cubs, and then he rushed back to work to raise his cubs.

Except for them, the transshipment shop was open all morning and there were no customers.

Xi Shao recalled the scene of setting up a stall on the side of the road, shaking his body and turning into a furry tail, weeping miserably.

History is always strikingly similar.Xi Shao trampled on his own tail for a while, and then knotted the hair on the tip of the tail.

Small shops are much more concealed than roadside stalls, so you don't have to worry about being seen by others.Xi Shao swallowed quietly, slowly approached his tail, stuck out the tip of his tongue——

Well, I almost licked it!

The distance was only two centimeters away, Xi Shao shook his ears, and suddenly heard a sarcasm of yin and yang.

"Hehe, I thought that only lowly animals would lick their fur. I didn't expect Cheng Huang to do such a shameful thing." Chi Mei was wearing a long red dress and followed behind Xiang Yin.

Relying on the backing of his master, he unscrupulously complained about Xi Shao.

"What licking! I didn't!" Xi Shao immediately retracted his tail, blushing, and ran over, "Don't you know how to lick?"

Little Red Snake froze for a few seconds before replying weakly, "I have no hair, only scales..."

Xianyin glanced at her in disgust.

Wang Liang shrunk his neck and sneaked into the transfer shop.The small eyes narrowed slightly, and looked at Xi Shao maliciously, looking like a villain cannon fodder who won't survive half an episode.

Before the winter vacation, Xi Shao took a few "indecent photos" of him at school, and because he had something to do with him, he was often threatened at school.

But today he followed Xiangyin, with the big demon king backing him up, Wang Liang instantly gained a bit of confidence, proudly puffed up his chest, and strode up to Xi Shao.

"Primary school brother, you are usually very proud at school." Wang Liang patted the table again, snorted a few times, and ordered, "Hurry up and hand over your phone, and delete those photos for me!"

"Don't!" Xi Shao hugged the phone tightly, protected it in his arms, and hid back, "I won't delete it, I'm mad at you, you bastard."

Wang Liang: ...

Although Guisunzi was insulting, judging from the current situation, it seems that Xi Shao was right.

So, should I be angry or not?

Xiangyin waited for them to quarrel for 2 minutes before asking slowly, "What photo?"

"That's, that's..." Wang Liang felt ashamed, so he was embarrassed to say.

Chi Mei covered her face, coughed dryly, and said shyly, "It's just...the photo of someone without clothes..."

without clothes?

Xiang Yin frowned, and looked at Xi Shao in surprise.

Does the little guy still have this interest?

As far as it is concerned, he seems to have just reached the full moon, and he is already on the starting line of puppy love.

"Bah, bah, don't say that kind of misleading words. Even if you give me a photo of the two of you without clothes, I don't want it." Xiaocheng Huang felt that his aesthetic sense was insulted, and poked it with his mobile phone , Turned out those photos and showed them to Xiangyin.

"Here, these are the photos." Xi Shao showed him the disheveled red snake and turtle on the screen.

"Oh, I really don't have any clothes on." Xiangyin is a plush lover, not interested in cold-blooded animals, so he waved his hand and said, "Put it away."

"My lord?!" Xiang Yin didn't play cards according to the routine, but Wang Liang was stunned.

Earlier, when he heard that Xiangyin was coming to Xishao's shop, he was so happy that he didn't sleep for two days.

I thought the lord would come over and smash the scene directly, and then beat Xi Shao hard to vent his anger.

The results of it?

None of the expected situations happened, are you still the big devil we know?

Xiangyin naturally heard Wang Liang's slander, so he didn't bother to pay attention, and took out a black pearl from his sleeve and handed it over.

"Opening gift." Xianyin said lightly.

They even gave gifts... Chi Mei and Wang Liang were dead, and they didn't know what expression to show on their faces.

"Thank you~" Xi Shao took the black pearl, looked at it carefully, and asked very essentially, "Can this be eaten?"

"If you're not afraid of getting your teeth broken, you can try it."

"Oh, so I can't eat it." Xi Shao's small face showed undisguised disappointment, "Then what are you doing for me?"

Xie Yin squinted her eyes, she didn't know what to do with this little guy who didn't know what to do.Explain to him patiently, "This is the life-protecting pearl of a thousand-year-old clam. You carry it with you, so you don't have to worry about ordinary little monsters bullying you in the future."

"Wow~ that's amazing!" Xi Shao joyfully held the black pearl, her smile brightened again.

Chi Mei and Wang Liang looked at each other, feeling that something was wrong.

That life-protecting bead is something of a monster, of course Xi Shao doesn't know how powerful it is, but the ghosts and demons know it.

With black pearl body protection, these little monsters who are hundreds of years old, even if they try their best, they don't want to hurt Xi Shao at all.

So here comes the problem.Why did Xiang Yin give such a precious thing to Xi Shao?

Also, as an ancient divine beast, it is impossible for Xi Shao to be afraid of ordinary little monsters, right?

"Thank you for giving me the gift, you are such a good devil!" Xi Shao put away the gift and praised it sincerely.

Xiangyin was already used to the term 'good devil', so he didn't refute, and looked around the small transfer shop.

"It's really quiet." The Great Demon King commented.

Quiet = no guests.

"..." Xi Shao immediately lost his mind, stretched his arms on the counter, and muttered aggrievedly, "Yes, I have been open for a whole morning, and there are still no customers coming in, so boring."

Xiang Yin lowered his eyes, his figure was reflected in his red eyes, "In that case, I will be your first guest."

"Eh?" Xi Shao looked at him with shock written all over his face.

Are you my guest?

But you are not even human!

Xiang Yin's voice was slightly lowered, "No way?"

The little girl Xi Shao wanted to go online for survival, but she didn't dare to refuse the other party, so she nodded cowardly, "Yes, of course."

He always knows how to repay his kindness.After a few contacts, Xiangyin didn't do anything excessive except threatening him with his mouth. He also fed him twice and gave him black pearls as a gift.

If it were an ordinary human being, Xi Shao would definitely be wagging his tail, eager to help the other party.

But Xiangyin is a demon, Hinayana Huang has lived for more than 5000 years, and has never changed his luck for a demon, so he doesn't know how to change his luck.

Besides, the devil is a symbol of bad luck, how to turn it around?

Make him reincarnate as an angel?

Seeing Hinayana Huang's distress, Xianyin raised her lips and smiled.

"I don't need to change my luck," Xiang Yin approached him with a smile, reaching out to hold Xi Shao's face, "You just need to make me happy."

Xi Shao gave an 'oh' and asked softly, "Then, how can you be happy?"

"It's very simple." Xiang Yin's voice was a bit bewitching, "Just change back to your original appearance."

"Ah?" Xi Shao blinked, glanced at Chi Mei and Wang Liang hesitantly, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to be here?"

Xi Shao was reluctant.

If the prototype of their shame is seen by the little monsters, they will definitely laugh at it for a long time.

Not only laughing, but maybe taking pictures like myself, and then sharing them with other monsters.

Before long, everyone will know that Cheng Huang has become a weak, pitiful, and especially edible little cub.At that time, he will be completely ashamed to go back.

I will be ridiculed by other beasts for 5000 years!

"Yeah." Xiangyin lifted the ends of his hair and stroked it carefully, with a bit of tenderness in his voice, "I promise, they won't say anything, will they?"

When Xiangyin said the last two words, she turned her head and gave Chi Mei and Wang Liang a sideways look, her voice turned cold.

Shocked by his double standard, Xi Shao repeatedly nodded his head and assured Xi Shao, "Really, we are very tight-lipped."

"Okay," Xi Shao reluctantly made a compromise, slowly stood up from behind the counter, and warned once again before transforming, "you are not allowed to laugh."

Wang Liang swears, "We are professionally trained and never laugh!"

—unless it's particularly funny.

Wang Liang had never seen a divine beast before, so he had some expectations in his heart.He stared helplessly at the 1.6-meter Xi Shao, expecting him to turn into an ancient mythical beast that the entire store could not fit in.

The results of it?What appeared in front of them was not a giant.

It's a cute little animal with snow-white body and pink claws.

"Pfft..." Chi Mei and Wang Liang didn't hold back, they turned their heads and laughed loudly.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"Xi Shao was so angry that he bared his teeth and claws at them, the hair on his body exploded.

Xun Yin stretched out his hand to hug Hinayana Huang, put it on his lap, pulled his ears skillfully, pulled his tail, and threatened without raising his head, "Laugh again, and I'll pull out your tongues."

"..." Wang Liang and Chi Mei hurriedly covered their mouths, trying to hold back their smiles and protect their tongues.

But this scene is so funny!

Who would have imagined that the legendary ancient mythical beast with incomparable majesty and all-powerful power was only the size of a palm and had a cute and cute cry.

A few days ago, the two of them were actually threatened by such a small thing, and now thinking about it, they regret it very much.If they had known that Cheng Huang was so weak, they would have pressed Xi Shao on the ground and rubbed him a hundred times.

Hearing that they stopped laughing, Xi Shao flicked his tail in satisfaction, curled up his paws and lay docilely on the big devil's lap.

Anyway, he's about to be slapped, so it's better to be obedient and take the initiative to lie flat, lest he strike too hard and make himself rua bald.

Xi Shao thought of giving up on herself.

Although the inner drama of the ghosts and ghosts is more excessive, but for the sake of Xi Shao's dignity, Xiangyin pretended not to hear it, and focused on stroking the little dumpling on his leg.

He touched the tail from the ears to the tip of the tail, rubbed the fluffy tail, and said suddenly, "Do you like to lick fur so much? It's all your saliva."

"Aw!" Xi Shao immediately protested.

After he sneaked out, he only licked it twice in human form, but he was bumped both times.

I am obviously auspicious, why is my luck so bad?So depressed.

Compared to the first time he rolled dumplings, Xiangyin's technique was much gentler, at least he didn't pull his tail.

Xi Shao felt sleepy after being touched by him.He yawned and shrank into his arms, then slowly closed his eyes and took a nap.The little body moved up and down, making a slight snoring sound.

When he was sleeping, the tips of his ears trembled with his breathing, as if scratching at the tip of his heart.

Chi Mei and Wang Liang originally had the intention of making fun of him, but now they would watch from the side, feeling a little itchy in their hearts and hands.

Who can resist a stuffed animal?

Chi Mei and Wang Liang tentatively stretched out their hands, wanting to sneak a massage while Cheng Huang was fast asleep.

As a result, their hands were hanging in the air, and before they even touched them, they were severely whipped.

"Hiss..." Chi Mei gasped in pain.

Xiang Yin warned, "There will be no next time."

"My lord," Wang Liang found it really strange, so he plucked up the courage to ask, "What's wrong with you today? Why are you treating Cheng Huang so well? He's obviously a divine beast, and his master still..."

"That's enough." Xian Yin interrupted him, "What does his master do have anything to do with him? Why should I blame him. And..."

Although Xiangyin is a demon, he doesn't care about right and wrong.

The main reason why he was hurt by Si Qing was that he was not as good as him.

Not as good as him.Xiangyin looked at Hinayana Huang and suddenly felt unwilling.

If he beat Si Qing, Xi Shao should be willing to be his pet, right?

Chi Shao is nestled in the arms of the Great Demon King, and will be eaten as food at any time.As a result, he had a big heart and slept very peacefully.

When he woke up, he was holding Xiang Yin's slender white hand, chewing it like a chicken leg in a dream, leaving many teeth marks on his palm, and drooling everywhere.

"Well..." Xi Shao gnawed on the chicken legs for a long time, but her stomach became more and more hungry.

He slowly opened his eyes and saw the scene in front of him.

The hand of the Great Demon King was ravaged|ravaged by himself so horrible.He looked at himself with red eyes, his eyes were dark.

"Aw..." Xi Shao yelled in a drawn-out tone, fearing that the Great Demon King would press him into the frying pan and fry him, so he hurriedly licked his teeth marks for him.

"Hey, I'm still drooling." Xiang Yin reminded.

"Woo woo woo..." The saliva was dirty, so I didn't want to lick it.

Xiangyin: "Then use your hair to wipe it clean."

"Aww!" Xi Shao protested even louder.Is it a human thing to wipe saliva with white hair?

Oh, forgot he wasn't human at all.

In the end, Xiangyin was only threatening him, and didn't really wipe his saliva with Xi Shao.

The devil rua had enough of the fluffy dumpling, so he mercifully put him back, wiped his sticky hands with a paper towel, and prepared to leave contentedly.

Before stepping out of the shop, Xiangyin froze, as if he just remembered something.

"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you." Xiang Yin turned her head and said lightly, "Si Qing is here."

"...What?!" Xi Shao, who had just transformed back, stared at him with wide eyes, looking at him in disbelief, and asked foolishly, "When?"

Xiangyin smiled with unknown meaning, and gave a gentle answer, "I've been here for several days, why, haven't I looked for you?"

"..." Xi Shao was silent.

The master actually came.He thought that Si Qing, that annoying bastard, didn't care about him at all on weekdays.

Even if you find yourself lost, you won't come out to look for it.

Unexpectedly, he really came, and he has been here for several days.

but--

Master, why don't you come to me, woo woo woo!