After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

Han Jiangya withdrew from the tuba that fell to the bronze rank, exhausted physically and mentally, and silently opened the cute pet Xiaoxiaole.

Xiaoxiaole takes a long time to load, so cute pet animations will be played during the loading process, and even the loading progress bar is in the shape of a chicken.

"Wow~" Xi Shao saw many cats and dogs on the screen, with small stars in his eyes, "It's so cute~ I like this game."

"As long as you like it!" Han Jiangya quickly got rid of his frustration, and cheered up to play games with Zai Zai.

Seeing Xi Shao's excited appearance, he secretly dissed himself in his heart.

If I had known earlier, I should have played with Shaoshao directly. What kind of team battle online games should I play?

As a result, not only did he not bring Xi Shao up, but he also put his own king size in.Thinking about the ranks that can only be practiced in the year of the monkey, Han Jiangya felt a pain in his liver.

Match [-] is so much fun!The page is cute and the operation is simple.

With his own strength, he will definitely be able to easily guide Zai Zai through the customs——

Han Jiangya's flag had just been set for 5 minutes. On the game page, the cute pet bomb detonated his last bit of struggling self-esteem.

Seeing the big 'GAME OVER' on the screen, Han Jiangya looked towards the top in disbelief.

The level column shows: the fourth level.

Players who have played Xiaoxiaole a little know that the first few levels of this kind of cute puzzle game for girls and children are not difficult at all.

Even sprinkle a handful of rice on the screen of the mobile phone, find a chicken to come and peck, and it can easily pass the level.

Han Jiangya once believed that the first 20 levels of Xiaoxiaole can win blindly, and the blind will not lose.

At this moment, his eyes gradually lost their brilliance, and he felt that the last trace of his dignity swaying in the wind was being trampled on the soles of his feet by Xi Shao.

How on earth did you get down on your knees in the fourth level?Are you gifted? !

"Let's stop here today..." Absolute God silently exited the game, in a trance, "I'm going back to the club first, and I'll go back and torture a few world champions to calm down."

"Ah? You're leaving?" Xi Shao obviously hadn't had enough fun yet, and grabbed the hem of his clothes aggrievedly, "I haven't had enough fun yet."

Tan Chenyi held back his laughter, and made a timely rescue, "Shaoshao, don't make trouble. It's already very late, and there's class tomorrow, go back to your room and sleep."

"Oh..." Xi Shao responded in a drawn-out tone, let go of Han Jiangya slowly, and waved his paw at him, "Goodbye."

Han Jiangya was quickly healed by Zai Zai, picked up his broken self-esteem again, and promised Xi Shao with a smile, "If you like it, I will play games with you next time."

"Ok, ok, ok~" Xi Shao nodded happily, and demanded, "Can I do it tomorrow?"

"Not tomorrow. The TOP team will participate in the game the day after tomorrow, and we will start training as a whole team tomorrow." Han Jiangya asked with hope, "Shaoshao, would you like to watch my game?"

Although Xi Shao doesn't understand the weight of the World Series.He didn't even understand how important this game was to Han Jiangya, to the TOP team, and even to the domestic e-sports circle.

But he still agreed, looked up at Han Jiangya, and said sweetly, "Yes!"

"Really?! You agreed!" Han Jiangya hugged Xi Shao fiercely excitedly, rubbing his hair vigorously.

"Stop rubbing, I'm going bald..." Xi Shao struggled to protest.

I may become the first Cheng Huang to be rua bald by humans.

I don't want to lose face!

"Are you enough?" Tan Chenyi saw him hugging his cub, separated the two with a dark face, and coldly issued the order to evict, "Mr. Han, you should go back."

"Okay, okay, I'm leaving now." Han Jiangya took out the ticket for the VIP area, stuffed it into Xi Shao's palm, and said "you must come" several times in a row before leaving Mr. Qin's house.

Back at the TOP club, the training room was brightly lit, and all the players were eagerly waiting for his return.

"Yo~ Welcome to our freshly baked stubborn bronze!" The youngest in the team took the lead, and the others followed suit to boo the captain.

"Crows, you are awesome!"

"Yes! In just two hours, he fell from king to bronze, breaking the record!"

"Crow team, let's have a fight. Oh no, I forgot, our level is too different, you can't match me."

"Hahahahaha you are so bad!"

Han Jiangya let them boo and taunt, instead of being angry, he even put on a cheerful expression.

After everyone was satisfied with the ridicule, Captain Jackdaw leisurely glanced at his team members.

"Want to abuse me? Okay." Han Jiangya entered the game, cut a king trumpet, and said calmly and arrogantly, "Come on, let's play together."

Tonight, two major events happened in the e-sports circle.

The first one: the fall of the absolute god, kneeling from the king to bronze in two hours.

The second thing: The fallen absolute god killed red eyes, trained his own players all night, cut off the ranks of all members of the most powerful team in the country, and made the TOP team no longer have a king.

**

"Shaoshao, it's snowing today. You go to school and bring your scarf."

Early in the morning, Tan Chenyi woke up Xi Shao and handed him a cashmere scarf.

"It's snowing?" Xi Shao rubbed his eyes, walked slowly to the window, and saw the whole world covered in white, covered with frost and snow.

"Wow~ It's snowing!" Xi Shao pushed open the window and was about to run out with bare feet.

Before he jumped out, Tan Chenyi dragged him back by the collar.

"I want to play in the snow until you get to school. Now put on your shoes and go out for breakfast." Tan Chenyi glared at him, sighed and complained, "Seeing the snow so excited, how old are you this year?"

In Qin Chenyi's perception, with the development of electronic technology, teenagers prefer to play with mobile phones and computers.Only kids under the age of three and southerners will be excited when they see snow.

"I'm five, five..." Xi Shao felt that it was a bit embarrassing to say that he was five thousand years old at this time.He gritted his teeth, brazenly raised his left hand, spread five fingers, and replied loudly, "15 years old!"

Tan Chenyi lowered his eyes, staring at his five fingers, "Got it, five years old."

Inexplicably, Xi Shao who is ten years younger: ...

I'm your wife and grandpa... Forget it, let's be five years old.

After breakfast, Xi Shao happily came to school, intending to encourage two friends to play with him in the snow.

As a result, he just walked to the door of the classroom, and saw the two monsters from yesterday again.

"Primary school brother, we meet again." Chi Mei, still wearing red clothes, greeted Xi Shao from afar.

Xi Shao immediately stopped, frowned slightly, and asked vigilantly, "Why are you again? What do you want to do?"

Wang Liang quickly said, "Don't get me wrong, the two of us came here today to apologize to you."

Chi Mei nodded, "That's right, we two little monsters, how dare we offend the ancient beasts? Yesterday was just teasing you, don't mind."

Xi Shao looked coldly at the monsters and monsters, so he didn't believe their nonsense.

What Wang Liang said was right, under normal circumstances, the two of them really did not dare to offend Cheng Huang.Therefore, there must be some purpose for the ghosts and ghosts to venture close to themselves.

Seeing that he didn't take the bait, Chi Mei and Wang Liang rolled their eyes and took out a few things from behind.

"Primary boy, do you believe us, we are indeed here to make amends?" Chi Mei shook her schoolbag and said with a smile, "Look, this is yours, right?"

"Ah! So you stole it!" Seeing that the schoolbag and down jacket were on their side, Xi Shao was anxious, "Give it back to me!"

"Here, the two of us specially brought the school and returned it to you." Wang Liang handed over the clothes with a sincere tone, "Do you believe it now? We really want to be friends with you."

Xi Shao blinked, "I don't believe it."

Chi Mei, Wang Liang: ...

Who told me that brats are the best at cheating? !

"Then how can you trust us?" Chi Mei asked.

Xi Shao embraced the down jacket, buried her face in it and thought for a while.

In all fairness, he is so weak now that his force value is almost equal to 0.In order to protect yourself, you should try to stay as far away from the little monster as possible.

But look at the weasel's posture of a weasel greeting a chicken, even if Xi Shao refuses to be friends, the two of them will definitely continue to pester themselves.

What a hassle...

Xi Shao squinted his eyes, recalling the contingency measures taught by his master before.

When encountering this kind of problem, we must preemptively grasp the opponent's handle and turn passive into active.

There is a way!Xi Shao's eyes lit up, he picked up the mobile phone hanging around his neck, and aimed at Chi Mei and Wang Liang.

"It's okay to be friends. But friends need to be honest with each other. You must become prototypes. Let me take pictures as a souvenir."

Become a prototype?

Still want to take pictures?

Too cruel!

Chi Mei and Wang Liang looked at each other, both could see the reluctance in each other's eyes.

Wang Liang: "What should I do? Is it really going to change?"

Chi Mei gritted her teeth, her face was full of remorse, "Change, the lord has explained, we must find a way to get close to Cheng Huang."

"Okay!" Wang Liang looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, the wind was blowing and the water was cold.He plucked up his courage...

Plop knelt down.

"Primary school brother! Please change the place!"

Little monsters have limited abilities, and after turning back to their original form, they will not be able to change back for a while.

If other students found out, they would not be able to leave school alive today.

"You guys ask a lot, just forget it if you don't want to be my friend." Xi Shao slowly put away the phone, making a gesture to push away.

Chi Mei Wang was in a hurry, and quickly shouted, "Ancestor! Dad! Grandpa Cheng Huang!"

Their titles pleased Xi Shao, and the five thousand-year-old ancient beasts shook their ears and showed mercy, "For the sake of calling me ancestors, let me give you another chance."

When the class bell rang for the second time, Xi Shao hurried into the classroom.

"Shao Shao, you are so late today." Fan Xiaolan greeted him, and asked with concern, "Did you oversleep?"

"No, I've actually been to school a long time ago. I'll show you something fun." Xi Shao pushed his phone over.

In the album, there are a few more steaming photos.

The background of the photo is a men's bathroom in the school.

On the floor, a little fiery red snake was spitting out messages.Next to it was a little tortoise, whose limbs were all retracted into the turtle shell, and was forced to poke its head out, staring at the camera with tears in its eyes after being humiliated.

"There are snakes and tortoises in our school?" Fan Xiaolan's eyes widened. "It's winter, don't they hibernate?"

"No hibernation." Xi Shao put away his phone and said happily, "They will be my toys from now on, they won't eat, drink or sleep."

The author has something to say: Chi Mei, Wang Liang: You are the ghost! ! ! !

Xiao Gong without a name: I teach well~

(Prediction: In about three chapters, someone without a name will find that Zai Zai is missing.)

Thank you everyone!