After going down to earth, the big guys compete to be my father

#Sang Xiao you also have today hahaha#

Sang Xiao stared at the trending topic, pondered for a full 2 ​​minutes, thinking that the bald man didn't understand, what is this trending?

He, Sang Xiao, a top superstar, is arrogant and arrogant, and is known to have a bad temper.

Even though he was caught and kept in the dark for two months, Sang Xiao never bowed his head and gave in, and still acted flamboyantly.It can be called a major attack in the entertainment industry, cold and handsome to the point of bursting.

So, how could the trending search belonging to Sang Xiao be related to 'hahaha'?

Sang Xiao's head was full of question marks, and he always felt that something was about to collapse.

He stretched out his fingers tremblingly, and poked open the hot search.

#桑晓You also have today hahaha# The entries are popular, and all of them are contracted by a 10-minute video.

It turned out that when he was playing just now, the whole process was recorded by his classmates and uploaded to social platforms.

Smelling the smell of Sang Dingliu, many marketing accounts rushed over and put Sang Xiao on the hot search in minutes.

The marketing account is very professional in hype and jokes, and quickly added subtitles to the original video.

Half a minute before the opening, Sang Xiao and Fan Xiaolan guided Xi Shao seriously.Seeing that he was clumsy and couldn't make a goal, the aloof superstar's face actually showed 'doting'.There is also a subtitle next to it: The smile of the old father.

In the opening 5 minutes, the cub's old father gradually disappeared, and Sang Xiao's emotions gradually collapsed.

The video camera is far away, and he can clearly hear his shouting:

"Xi Shao, pass the ball to me! Pass it to me!"

"Let you pass the ball, not let you throw the ball on the ground casually!"

"Xi Shao, stand under the basket and shoot. Our team is too far behind. You must make a shot!"

In the video, the little boy nodded cutely, and then threw the ball with both hands——

The ball hit the post of the basket, flew out in the opposite direction, and hit Sang Xiao's head straight.

Sang Xiao covered the spot where he was hit, his eyes were cold.Anyone who is familiar with Sang Xiao knows that he is about to get angry.

Xi Shao admitted his mistake, "I didn't do it on purpose! Does it hurt?"

He stood on tiptoe and gently touched Sang Xiao's hit head.

Sang Xiao glared at him, looked at the timid look of the snack, and comforted him in surrender, "It doesn't hurt. It's normal to have this kind of situation in playing, let's continue."

After 5 minutes of the video, it was full of laughs.

Little friend Xi Shao relied on his own strength to forcibly let the former "Ball King of the Entertainment Circle" end in a disastrous defeat with a huge gap of 8:63.

The marketing accounts seemed to be discussing, and they all brought up the same topic: Sang Xiao, you have today too hahaha.

Click on the Weibo details, and the popular comments are also full of hahahahahaha, laughing at Sang Xiao crazily.

At this moment, Sang Xiao finally understood what had collapsed.

It's your own personality.

It's cold and A's main attacking character in the entertainment industry.

In the real-time trending search, Sang Xiao fans and Chigua passers-by reaped happiness together, discussing one after another:

[Hahahaha Sang Xiao, you have today too!I almost died laughing when I saw Brother Xiao lose, I must be a fake fan]

[Fake fan +1, the happiest day in two months]

[Brother Xiao is very happy at school, this is the first time I see Brother Xiao like this.Although I really want to see new works, if my brother is happy, it doesn't matter if he doesn't come back for a while]

[Go back upstairs, I will come back!Brother Xiao still has a movie to be released, and his school is about to go on winter vacation (it is said that Sang Xiao is studying in the small class]

[Hahahaha, is Xiaoban serious?I always thought that Sang Xiao was cold and irritable, and had a bad temper. I didn’t expect him to be so silly hahahahaha]

[Yes yes yes yes!He is too sloppy, I am particularly suspicious of those black materials now]

[The black material is all fake, his fans have already clarified it.The black material also said that Sang Xiao left the entertainment industry for the time being because he planned to indulge himself seven times a night.The results of it?He really went to school in peace, and lost seven goals in 1 minute]

[What the hell is losing seven goals in 1 minute? ? ?Brother Xiao, don't you want to lose face?Hahahaha I’m going to die laughing at this hot search today]

[Dear sisters, haven't you noticed that the little boy in the same group as Brother Xiao is so cute? 】

【noticed! ! !I noticed when he made funny faces in a photo with Brother Xiao last time! ! !Super cute, begging for a high-definition full face photo]

[I also heard brother Xiao call him by name, it seems to be xishao, and the name is super cute!Guiqiu high-definition face photo +1]

[I have picked this little brother, I want to send him to debut in C position]

[If you want to give it away, you have to be willing to make a debut.The little brother’s clothes and shoes from head to toe add up to 10,000+, his father must be very rich]

In the office of the president of the Qin Group, an old father suddenly sneezed.

"It's really cold today." Tan Chenyi raised his head and looked out the window, murmuring thoughtfully, "After get off work, buy Shaoshao a scarf."

At the same time, in the TOP e-sports club, Han Jiangya also paid close attention to the trending searches.

To be precise, he paid close attention to Xi Shao in the video.

"Captain." The TOP player entered the training room, walked up to him and asked, "What are you looking at? Sang Xiao... Are you interested in him?"

"No." Han Jiangya immediately denied.Pointing to Xi Shao vaguely in the video, "Look at him, he looks very much like the kid I told you about."

"Meet that one in the Internet cafe? What a coincidence?" The team members leaned over to take a look, and said carelessly, "Since you are Sang Xiao's classmate, you can call the school and ask."

Han Jiangya suddenly realized, "That's right!"

The team member sat next to him, turned on the console, and urged with a flick of his wrist, "Captain, don't worry about his child, he may have forgotten you long ago. Shall we practice two rounds? I feel that you are back to the top now, keep it up." With this kind of momentum, winning a Grand Slam is as easy as... Where are you going?"

The team member Rainbow fart hadn't finished yet, Han Jiangya got up suddenly, picked up his coat and hurried out.

"School should not be over yet. I'll go to Sangxiao School." Han Jiangya yelled at him without turning his head, "Brother, play by yourself first, and practice with you when you come back."

"Captain? Captain!" The team members who were abandoned were stunned.

He keeps calling me brother, but in fact he just throws it away.

Oh, scumbag!

When the school bell rang, Xi Shao waved to Fan Xiaolan and Sang Xiao.As soon as he walked out of the classroom, he was immediately blocked by two people outside the classroom.

He took a closer look, and it turned out to be a man and a woman he met in the activity class.

"Primary school brother, let's make friends." The woman in red pressed Xi Shao's shoulder and introduced herself first, "My name is Chi Mei, and next to me is my brother, Wang Liang."

"Uh..." Little Chi Shao flinched and leaned against the wall, feeling that he should reject them.

Chi Mei?Wang Liang?

The two of you are called Yao Mei Meng Meng directly, so who doesn't know that you are monsters?

Xi Shao suddenly felt that the name 'Bei Bei' given by Tan Chenyi became more advanced in an instant.

At least it sounds better than the ghosts and sprites.

Xi Shao shook his head slightly, and said seriously, "My brother told me that you can't just make friends with strangers."

"Pfft—brother?" Chi Mei seemed to hear the most absurd joke, looked Xi Shao up and down, narrowed her narrow eyes, "Chenghuang actually has a brother? I haven't heard of it for hundreds of years."

Wang Liang approached Xi Shao, sniffed him carefully, and then mocked, "You smell like a human now, do you recognize a human as your elder brother?"

Chi Mei: "Isn't it? The ancient gods and beasts actually let humans with a lifespan of only a few decades be their elder brothers, can't they?"

Xi Shao got angry and said stiffly, "I would like to call him brother, don't worry about it!"

"Hehe, don't you feel ashamed?" Chi Mei whispered into his ear, bewitching her softly, "Primary boy, as long as you cooperate with me, I can help you get rid of 'brother', how about it?"

Get rid of?

When Xi Shao heard these three words, his gaze suddenly turned cold, and he gave him a sideways glance.

"Don't touch him, otherwise I will definitely make you regret coming to the world."

Xi Shao is still only sixteen or seventeen in appearance, looks white and non-aggressive, and his strength is extremely weak.

But as a divine beast Cheng Huang, his sense of oppression towards other races is deeply rooted in his bones.Especially for monsters whose Taoism has only been around for a few hundred years, the awe of Chenghuang is innate.

Seeing that Xi Shao was angry, Chi Mei Wang Liang was so frightened that Qi Qi withdrew his hand and loosened his grip.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Xi Shao immediately spread his legs and ran away without looking back.

——If the master and the other beasts knew about it, Cheng Huang didn't slap the two little monsters to death, but chose to run away.

I'm sure I'll be laughed at for a long, long, long, long, long time... so embarrassing woo hoo.

I'm so weak... Xi Shao was wronged and wept.

Xi Shao left school and didn't go home directly.

Following the smell he had left before, he sneaked into the alley next to the Internet cafe, intending to take back the clothes and schoolbag hidden inside.

As a result, Xi Shao came to the alley and found that his clothes and schoolbag were gone.

"Strange, how is it possible?" Xi Shao frowned, his expression very confused.

When he hid his clothes and schoolbag, he used some tricks, which ordinary humans couldn't find at all.

But now, those things are all gone.

"Could it be stolen by the little monster?" Xi Shao could only think of this possibility, squatting in the depths of the alley worriedly, holding his face in his hands, "What should I do, I promise my brother to take it back today."

Xi Shao was troubled until the 27th second, when the ringtone of the incoming call rang at the right time, and the screen displayed: Tan Chenyi.

Xi Shao frantically answered the phone, his voice was very weak, "Brother..."

"Shaoshao, why haven't you come home yet? I bought beef jerky for you."

"Beef jerky!" Xi Shao's excited eyes lit up, wishing he could run home immediately.

He stood up and looked at his empty hands, feeling even more guilty.

"Brother..." Xi Shao held the phone and said cautiously, "I, I lost my schoolbag."

"Oh." Tan Chenyi said nonchalantly, "You said it this morning. It's okay, anyway, there are only snacks in it, not any important items."

"Snacks are the most important thing to me."

"Yes, yes." Tan Chenyi coaxed a few words, then urged gently, "Go home first, I'll buy you new snacks when I come back."

"Aw!" Xi Shao howled, shaking his fluffy tail, "Brother, you are the best, I'll go back!"

He ran out of the alley quickly.

After leaving, in the originally empty alley, three figures who were hiding their aura gradually emerged.

On the left and right of the silver-haired and red-eyed man stood Chi Mei and Wang Liang respectively.

Chi Mei was holding the small schoolbag, the corners of her mouth twitched wildly, "My lord, is he really Chenghuang?"

Wang Liang rolled his eyes at Tian, ​​"It should be just an ordinary pet dog."

The author has something to say: Xi Shao: Who is the pet dog?I'm not a dog, I'm a pet Chenghuang!

Demon Ghost: Wait, isn't the point of giving human pets?

Thank you everyone!