The first dude in the Qing Dynasty

When Kangxi arrived at Yinzuo's courtyard, Yinzuo had just finished bathing and changing clothes, and was eating with his coat loosely on.

Seeing Kangxi coming in, Yinzuo knew that Yinzhen's words were useful, so he stood up and saluted with a stinking face, Kangxi waved his hand away, and came to sit beside him.

Yinzuo said unhappily: "Why is it that Huang Ama is not with the prince at the moment, but has time to come to his son?"

Kangxi was angry and funny and said: "I left earlier than you, what prince did I accompany? How many times have I met the prince this month? When will you change your narrow-mindedness?"

Yin Zuo ignored him with a snort, and buried himself in his meal.

Looking at Yinzuo, who was eating two dishes and one soup, Kangxi sat down beside him, frowned and said, "How do these slaves do things, just serve this to you?"

In the past, Yin Zuo ate his meals. It was the first time he saw Yin Zuo eating by himself. He didn't expect to eat such a simple meal.

Yin Zuo shook his hand and said, "It's none of their business, I don't allow them to do more. How big a belly do I have alone? Even Hong Fu refuses to eat the leftovers on the table, so I don't have to waste food."

Kangxi thought of Yinfeng's table full of dishes, and ordered them all to be redone, suddenly felt a little guilty, and coughed dryly: "You are also a prince, brother, no matter how nervous the treasury is, you can eat at least a few bites." There is no need to be so frugal about food.”

Yinzuo smiled and said: "Who doesn't know that my sixth elder brother Yinzuo is the most extravagant person in the world, but Huang Ama said that I am frugal? My son has been well-clothed and well-fed since he was a child, but he never knows what frugality is. It's just that Huang Ama taught me frugality when I was young. His son Lao Du's poem said, "The wine and meat of Zhumen stinks, and the road is frozen to death", and his son developed this stinky problem. He always feels that it is nothing to spend 1 taels of silver on a 100 taels of finger pull, but if you let' "Smell of wine and meat" became the main culprit who killed a certain "frozen bone"——Huang Ama, you know, my son couldn't see these things since he was a child."

He added: "Huang Ama, don't feel wronged by your son, it's just a few things, the effort and money spent are no less than a table full of delicacies, and your son is living comfortably!"

Kangxi's mood was a bit complicated. The people around him were all vying to show themselves in front of him, wanting him to know how good he was and how wronged he was, but this son seemed afraid that someone would say something nice about him.

When others do despicable things, they have to find an honest reason for themselves, but this son, no matter what he does, he has to say it is his own selfishness.

If he hadn't been suppressed too much since he was a child, and he dared not get ahead in everything, how could he develop such a character?

At the same time, he was proud and a little distressed, but he didn't know what to say. Seeing his expression like this, Yin Zuo thought he thought of Yin Reng again, and said angrily: "Huang Ama hasn't had dinner yet, right? Son, these things are already gone." After moving, Huang Ama won't stay... Huang Ama might as well go to have dinner with the prince? He has been wronged today and needs comfort!"

"Are you still angry?" Kangxi coaxed him with a good temper: "Yinfeng is the prince of a country after all. If you torment him like this, is there any light on my face? I am not angry yet, but you are angry gone?"

Usually, if someone dared to confront him like before, his heads would be lost, but when he met this son, he only cursed a few words and punished him by kneeling for a while, and he had to run to show his favor first—that is, he was punished by kneeling , It was also because this kid talked back first, which made him unable to step down, so he had to do it.

Yin Zuo snorted coldly, and said: "Son, don't dare, Huang Ama will be killed if she is not angry, but if she is angry, what's the matter?"

Kangxi was momentarily at a loss for words.

Yinzuo said slowly: "If Huang Ama is free and has nothing to do, don't rush to leave, my son just has a question to ask - my son just learned a new word today, it is called "being a villain in vain", but I don't know what it means ?”

Kangxi raised his forehead, he knew long ago that his precious son's mouth was poisonous, and he was so angry that people would not pay for his life. In the past, he only took pleasure in watching him bully others, but now when he uses this mouth on himself, it is really...

Just listen to Yin Zuo continuing: "My son is free to hang out today, and suddenly learned that His Highness the Crown Prince is ill, thinking that Huang Amaming should let His Highness the Crown Prince show his face, and His Highness the Crown Prince just happened to be ill... son I couldn't bear Huang Ama to run to talk softly to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, so I ran away with troubles, and I didn't want to end up with Huang Ama saying 'eat the inside out'..."

"The co-author Huang Ama and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince have a deep love between father and son, but the son is that vicious and cruel villain or outsider? The co-author Huang Ama listened to his son's words and did not intervene, so he became a slave who "eating inside and out"? Ama, do you think your son is being called a villain in vain?"

Kangxi sighed helplessly, and said: "As long as Yinfeng is still the prince for a day, I will give him the dignity of the prince. Although those people are sent by me to watch him, even if they are jailers, if they are watching their prisoners being killed Is killing him a dereliction of duty?"

Yinzuo looked at him contemptuously, feeling distressed, what reason could he be looking for?

He snorted coldly and said, "First, the word 'person' in the four words 'beaten to death' in your mouth refers to the son. Second, the son did not do anything to him."

Kangxi was angry about it: almost drowned people, how can this be called nothing?

"Okay, okay!" Kangxi knew that if he refuted, he was afraid that there would be a load of words waiting for him, so he surrendered and admitted defeat: "It was my mistake. I made a mistake for a while, so I apologize to you, okay?"

Kangxi's reaction made Yin Zuo startled: "So Huang Ama would admit his mistake and apologize?"

Kangxi said in a bad mood: "I can still write an imperial edict, do you want me to write one for you?"

Guilty order?Isn't that the ancient version of "review"?Although curious, Yin Zuo didn't have the guts to shake his head embarrassingly.

Seeing that Yinzuo's face finally turned cloudy, Kangxi heaved a sigh of relief, sighed again, and said, "Maybe he did the shipwreck, maybe he didn't, maybe he knew about it, maybe he didn't know about it...but whether it was or not What he did, regardless of whether he knew it or not, this matter is ultimately related to him - I will not give him another chance."

Yinzuo looked at Kangxi, but didn't speak - this was the first time Kangxi told him clearly that the crown prince would be abolished, and it would be regarded as a benefit after being punished and kneeling?

Only to hear Kangxi sigh again: "But no matter what, he is also my son, even if there is only one ten-thousandth possibility that he is wronged, I can't bear to treat him badly in daily necessities - but that's all. "

Yinzuo fished out a slice of radish from the soup and stuffed it into his mouth, saying: "What is wrong treatment? One bran radish a day? Nine out of ten people in the Qing Dynasty would be very happy to have one a day." Bran radish to eat, even my son, when he picked up radish that day, he was very happy!"

Kangxi knew that this kid was dissatisfied, but if he said, "How can the royal children compare with ordinary people", this kid also has something waiting for him—thanks to Yinfeng, both of them have eaten bran radish , could it be that both of them are more noble than Yinfeng?

Thinking of what happened in the past few days, he couldn't blame the boy for venting his anger on the prince, so he could only sigh: "Lao Liu, Yinfeng has been like this all his life, you are different from him, why bother with him? "

Yinzuo knew that if he continued to behave like this, he was afraid that it would backfire, so he snorted coldly and said, "Does Huang Ama think that his son is free? If he didn't fix some moths first, would the son have time to talk to him? The emperor Ama, don't blame my son for not reminding you, don't look at you watching him closely, but His Royal Highness was able to get sick in such a timely manner, my son doesn't believe that he didn't know the situation outside at all, let alone that His Royal Highness was so ill, Just to see you, Huang Ama——His Royal Highness is not a fool, wouldn't he know that in this situation, no matter how pitiful he is to pretend to be Huang Ama, you won't be able to change your mind?"

"Son, if you dare to bet 100 taels of silver with you, His Royal Highness must have someone behind you—you'd better be careful not to capsize in the gutter..." He raised two fingers: "...twice."

Seeing that Kangxi scolded him, his expression gradually became serious. Yinzuo knew that he had listened to him, and also knew that this time the incident was over.

Fortunately, I cleverly grasped Kangxi's words of "eat the inside out", and successfully turned the principled conflict of "what is more important for the people of the country" into a grudge, otherwise this matter would not be over. His trust and favor must be discounted.

He laughed at himself, bullying the Prince Yichao to such a state, there was nothing wrong with him, he was also arrogant to a certain height.

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Yinzuo didn't know that Kangxi went to see Yinreng again afterwards, but when the local officials visited on the second day, Yinreng and Kangxi appeared in front of the crowd on time. smiling.

Yinyi bumped into Yinzuo with his shoulder, and said in a low voice: "Didn't you forbid me to do that? Why did you go to clean him up by yourself?"

Yin Zuo glanced at him, and replied: "Brother, if you do something, it's called evil intentions, cold-blooded and vicious. I did it, and that's called bad temper——Brother, if you don't give up, go back and try?"

Yin Yin gritted his teeth and scolded his mother, but fell silent.

It's enough to have such an eccentric father!

It is not necessarily a good thing to be able to face the saint. If you can answer the questions fluently, it will be good to leave an impression in front of the emperor. If the answers do not satisfy Kangxi, the good things will directly turn into bad things.Yinzuo saw a potbellied magistrate, and asked him about the folk customs and special products of the area under his jurisdiction. He stumbled and stumbled on the answers. He didn't know anything about the money, food, and population. go out.

After listening to Yinzuo for a while, Yinzuo felt bored. He didn't know much about political affairs. These things, in the ears of Kangxi and Yinzhen, could be turned into various accurate information, but in Yinzuo's ears, they were just some meaningless data.

Today's protagonists are Kangxi and the crown prince. Those people are all focused on currying favor with them. Yinzuo can only look at the antique calligraphy and paintings presented, and has no part for himself. Say hello and slip out.

It was lively inside, but not deserted outside. Dozens of officials stood respectfully, waiting for Kangxi to summon them.

Yinzuo passed by them, took two steps and then retreated, and said to someone in the front row: "My lord, can you play chess?"

The man looked about 40 years old, bowed his head and said: "Junhe County King, I know a thing or two."

Yin Zuo said: "That's good, I'm feeling bored, how about you accompany me to play chess and drink tea?"

When the man heard the word "drink tea", his face immediately became bright.

Yin Zuo didn't wait for him to answer, and called a person: "If Huang Ama summons you in a while, go directly to the pavilion over there to lead people."

Seeing this, the man had no choice but to follow behind him, awkwardly seated in the pavilion, Yinzuo couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand and said, "The hut is over there."

The man stood up and saluted, "Thank you, Prince."

He thanked him so formally, without any embarrassment or restraint, Yinzuo felt embarrassed to continue making fun of him, so he nodded and let him go.He also felt that this man looked quite interesting amidst all the flattering faces, so he simply asked someone to bring tea, snacks and a chess board, and waited for him to drink tea and play chess at the pavilion.

After a while, the man came over refreshed, looking at it now, his manner was quite free and easy, he was completely different from the previous awkward appearance, he cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Thanks to His Royal Highness, Otherwise, I am afraid that I will make a fool of myself in front of His Majesty today."

Yin Zuo smiled and said: "I just want to find someone to play chess with. With your appearance just now, I'm afraid even a three-year-old child can't win. I don't want to take advantage of you."

Raising his hand to guide him to sit down, he said, "Do you prefer black or white?"

"It can be either black or white."

"Then guess?"

"it is good."

So they played chess, the two players were quite equal in chess strength, and they talked quite speculatively. Unfortunately, before the end of the game, Yin Zhen came over and said: "Master Shi, Huang Ama summoned."

The man hurriedly apologized and said goodbye.

Yinzuo felt a little regretful, and said: "When Zhengxia is on the rise, you, fourth brother, call him away, come and accompany me to finish this game."

Yinzhen approached, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he messed up the chess game, saying: "I don't know how to play this kind of chess."

"How to say?"

Yinzhen said: "His chess strength is far superior to mine, but he is on par with yours. What do you think?"

Yinzuo and Yinzhen always win and lose when playing chess, but Yinzuo refused to admit that he was let go, and said with a smile: "Maybe this king is very talented, and when he is strong, he will be strong?"

He said again, "Fourth brother, do you know him?"

Yinzhen hesitated slightly: "I know, but I don't know him."

Even if they knew each other, it was also a matter of the previous life.

"I haven't asked you yet, how did you two get together?"

Yinzuo smiled and said: "I just passed by them just now, and saw this Mr. Shi's face flushed and his legs clamped... Fourth brother, do you understand?"

Yinzhen laughed first, then shook his head and said, "It's not the first time Mr. Shi has seen a driver, so he doesn't know the rules—it's probably because he was teased."

Yinzuo said: "Looking at him standing in the front row, Guan'er should not be too small. How many people can force him to drink tea in this yard? Go back and clean up the fourteen directly. I'm sure he won't be wronged."

He said again: "In the future, it is time to explain to the slaves and prepare a place for these people to go to the toilet... This is really inhumane."