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Nine Immortals Drunk

Five altars of 20-year-old Xianrenzui were sent to the elegant room.

He Yan sat at the end of the table, Xie Jingyan was on his right hand, Hang Che was the last to enter the room, and sat down calmly on He Yan's left.

He Yan: "..."

The table is so big, do you have to sit next to each other... How can a noble man like Hang Che be so frank?

He Yan looked at Hang Che, fair and beautiful, with a flimsy face, this kind of skin shouldn't be "thick".

When I got closer, I smelled a cold fragrance, like... the plum fragrance in the wind and snow, and it seemed to be mixed with other fragrances.

He Yan turned her nose to the side and looked at Hang Che.

He was looking at it seriously, and he didn't expect to meet Hang Che's straight gaze.

It has to be said that Hang Che is very beautiful, especially those eyes, with deep pupils that are darker than ink, and clear eye waves, such eyes are born to look bright.

It's a pity that it was too cold, and the eyes were so calm that there were no ripples.Without the agility of circulation, it looks like a frosty lake, which makes people feel cool.

Judging from He Yan's critical eyes in her two lifetimes, if Hang Che's eyes are willing to throw a wink, they must be very lively.

It's a pity, it's a pity, if you have to have a cold face of rejecting others, you deserve to lose your wife.

Giving a jug of wine to Xie Jingyan, He Yan looked down and saw that there were two jugs missing from the four jugs in front of her, so she squinted to look for it, okay, those two jugs were indeed in front of Hang Che.

Hang Che said calmly, "I invite you."

He Yan smiled in surprise, "This is my Wulianggu's restaurant, Zhuo Yujun doesn't need to spend money, and these five jars of wine are not for sale."

Hang Che didn't answer, and raised his hand slightly in spite of He Yan's protesting eyes, but he didn't know how hard he was, and the wine seal was opened in response to the sound, he sniffed it lightly, nodded and said, "So this wine is your dowry?"

He Yan: "..."

Aphasia again, if the object is replaced by someone else, he must use his three-inch tongue to dismantle and smash the other party to explain clearly and confusingly until the other party obeys and admits defeat, but the other party is Zhuo Yujun... He Yan thought of Mr. Hang Che He gritted his teeth and endured the criminal record of being reticent and unconventional.

To be honest, as far as Hang Che was concerned, He Yan didn't dislike him, on the contrary, he admired him.Before seeing the deity, he was curious about Zhuo Yujun who became famous in his youth many times when he read the records of Wulianggu.

The two are the same age, and he often subconsciously uses Zhuo Yujun as a comparison.Lord Zhuoyu took in a certain evil creature, no matter which realm he advanced to, he would burst into surprises when he saw the records, "There is someone who can compare with me", and "what kind of magic he cultivated is about to catch up with Wulianggu Gaoming". curious.

In particular, the world praised Zhuo Yujun as "an ancient and handsome man". He Yan had imagined more than once how good a man must be so that the world would first think of his appearance rather than his merits when evaluating him.

When they met for the first time, he was amazed. The praise of "Qinggu Mingjun" is not exaggerated. On top of this, He Yan added "Blue and beautiful".When Hang Che didn't use martial arts, he was completely a handsome scholar, and he was also a gentle ascetic, which was in line with his imagination of a handsome man.

If he met Hang Che who looked like this in his previous life, he would invite him to have a drink, and he might even proudly bring him to the young master's circle to enjoy the envious eyes of others.Of course, he is not gay, even in his previous life, he would not have had more thoughts.

But it's not like now, when Hang Che invites him to drink instead.

And still drink one jar after another.

And still use his wine.

It's nothing.

The food and wine are served.

He Yan patted open the wine seal, he intentionally got Hang Che drunk to delay the trip, and filled his glass to urge him to drink: "Mr. Zhuoyu, finish your drink?"

Hang Che filled his cup, raised his hands high, and said respectfully, "I respect you for my husband."

All in one drink.

Fill the glass again and drink it up.

The third cup, drink it up again.

It's like a toast for a couple's bridal night...

Even if He Yan didn't understand the etiquette of the action, she understood it when she only heard "I respect you for my husband", and she widened her eyes angrily: "I haven't paid homage, don't use the address indiscriminately!"

Hang Che stared at him: "There is a marriage contract."

He Yan: "..."

On the eve of departure, Wu Liangzi presided over their engagement ceremony.

The clear text of the contract: "Hang Che and He Yan, make a contract together, a good relationship will last forever, and the match is the same name. The covenant of white heads, the Taoist couple brings in, the prosperity is inseparable, and the life and death are not parting. It contains the mandarin genealogy. This is the proof." There are two people The bloodstains of Wuliangzi are the deed, and Wuliangzi's fingerprints are the evidence.

In the realm of comprehension, signing a marriage contract means becoming a Taoist couple. It is completely reasonable and legal for Hang Che to call himself "husband".

Hang Che's various depressions...

Then I heard Hang Che say: "You decide the day of worship, I can wait for you."

He Yan raised her eyebrows: "What if I refuse to worship?"

Hang Che lowered his eyes slightly, and did not answer again.

He Yan discovered that whenever Hang Che encounters a question that he doesn't want to answer, he usually chooses to remain silent, or...

"I can also wait for you in the bridal chamber."

Or, like this, just switch to a choking topic.

You still can't call him a hooligan, because he keeps saying "waiting for you" in a respectful way!

This is not a normal chat routine at all.

I have never met such a person in two lifetimes. After several confrontations, Hang Che can hold his seven inches, and the timing is just right. He will not force him to really blow his hair, and he will not compromise and give in according to his wishes. , the atmosphere between the two is appropriately controlled at the critical point where they will not disagree and part ways.

It's a bit like describing a mouse - bah bah bah, He Yan shook her head, Third Grandpa, I'm not a mouse.

I heard that he has beaten many evil spirits, does he do the same to evil spirits?

Third Grandpa, I have a high cultivation base, so I don't accept him.

The wine is not in the mood to drink.

He drank those three cups to agree with Hang Che's meaning, whether he recognized the fact or not, it was all there, but objective helplessness and subjective willingness were two different things, and an unyielding posture still had to be put on.

The price is to watch Hang Che take one drink after another, while he, an alcoholic who is full of alcohol addiction, swallows in pain.

He Yan wailed in her heart: The plot shouldn't be like this!

Hang Che took one cup after another, with an elegant and correct posture. In fact, he drank simply and domineeringly. He drank two jars and one cup without stopping.

This is the Immortal Drunk of Wanjia Restaurant.

In Immortal Drunk, there is a drunk guide given by the second senior brother who is an expert in the spirit formation technique. The hero is poured in a bowl, and the golden elixir is drunk in a jar.

And this is an enhanced version of the 20-year-old wine!

In order not to be drunk or drunk, both interpretation and alcohol tolerance are indispensable.

Hang Che drank two jars!What is the concept of two altars?Can bring down two monks at the early stage of Jindan!

Hang Che didn't change his expression after drinking from two altars without deduction, which at least shows two problems.

He Yan squinted her eyes. Although he was defeated in the battle of "I Don't Know Where to Go", he didn't really think that his cultivation was inferior to Hang Che's.

There are too many coincidences that Hang Che can break his formation. For example, a certain aspect of Hang Che looks like Lin Yun, which messed up his mind;

At this moment, he saw that Hang Che was safe and sound after drinking two altars without the technique of unwinding, and felt that he should re-evaluate Hang Che's cultivation, mid-stage or late stage of Golden Core?

Do you want to try again?

He slowly pushed out another jar of wine.

The movement was not too big, but it disturbed Xie Jingyan who was buried in her meal.

"Little brother, are you going to murder your own husband?"

He Yan glared: Believe it or not, I slapped you back into the valley?

With the other hand, another jug ​​of wine was pushed out.

There are two altars in total.

He Yan was straightforward and provocative: "Zhuo Yujun, continue?"

Hang Che's eyes lightly fell on He Yan's face, there was a thin layer of frost in his eyes, no emotion could be seen, his face was not as red as after drinking, but pale, and getting whiter.

He Yan's heart suddenly twitched, and her heart suddenly softened.

It was the same when he was Liang Yao in his previous life after drinking. Other people's face became redder and redder when he drank, and his face became paler when he drank. Many people said that people with this physique can drink very well.In fact, he thought so complacently at the beginning, but later he realized that his physique has a large capacity for alcohol, but he is not really a good capacity for alcohol. Once he really drinks too much, he may die after getting drunk.He experienced it once in his previous life, and it was Lin Yun who saved him that time...

"Why should I?" He Yan shook her head, stretched out her hands, and hugged the wine jars back one by one.

Hang Che stared at He Yan silently, and stretched out his hand.

He Yan shook her head: "No need, I'll keep the two jars left to drink for myself."

Hang Che said expressionlessly: "Two altars can't get you drunk, but four altars can make me drunk. You and I have to get drunk at one of them to meet your plan to stay overnight in this building."

He Yan: ...

Zhuo Yujun is really not good at chatting. If there are some unpleasant words, it is enough for each other to know each other well, and they must put it on the table.

Indeed, He Yan originally planned to stay in the restaurant for a few days when she entered the restaurant.

He didn't feel embarrassed when he saw through the plan, and said with a frank smile: "The remaining two jars, I won't pour you, you can do whatever you want. Don't say I didn't remind you, only the second senior brother has the release of this wine, you may drink it if you go down to the fourth jar." Terrible, the second senior brother may not be able to save you in time, and I may not save you, you should think about it before drinking."

Hang Che's expression was always indifferent, and he only lowered his eyes slightly when He Yan said "I'm not going to save you", the thick ink eyelashes cast shadows, covering all emotions, his tone was very light, sounding very indifferent, he said: "No problem."

He leaned forward, put his hands on the wine jar held by He Yan one by one, and said in a low voice: "Are you sure you want me to take the wine in this posture?"

He Yan lowered her head and saw that Hang Che was pressing one hand on the wine jar on his left chest, while the other hand stretched out to the wine jar on his right chest. This posture...

He Yan almost jumped away as soon as she let go.

He quickly stood still and hugged the wine jar tightly.

Two people, one is protecting the wine jar (chest), and the other is stretching out his hands.

Silent.

Xie Jingyan was taken aback by the strange calm, looked left and right, and then understood something, finished his glass of wine in one gulp, stood up neatly and said, "You guys continue."

A wrong eye, out of the private room.

The door opened and closed leaked into the noisy discussion outside, at first He Yan only caught a few words, but after she understood it, she looked very embarrassed.

The sound insulation of the private room is very good, and the outside noise was completely shielded before.He Yan's cultivation level is high, her eyes and ears are sharp, as long as he wants to hear, the sounds in this restaurant can't escape his ears.He didn't intend to listen to it before, but just after listening to the beginning, he immediately pricked up his ears.

The people downstairs were chattering happily, but He Yan heard mixed feelings, her expression was unpredictable, frowning for a while, curling her lips for a while, and her description was very scary: "I really didn't expect that in the end it was Zhuoyu Jun married the beauty of Wuliang Valley!"

"May I ask which beauty it is?"

"It's said to be He Yan."

"Did you smile Yanran in the greeting card?"

"Isn't it?"

"Good name!"

"People are more beautiful."

"What kind of beauty?"

"Sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon to shame the flowers, and overthrowing the country and the city are always extremely beautiful."

"Think about it, Lord Pai Zhuoyu is the most beautiful man in the world of comprehension, how can the person he marries be beautiful?"

He Yan looked at Hang Che angrily, and looked away annoyed. The people downstairs were indeed right. It would be unreasonable to grow up like this and not be considered the most beautiful man in the cultivation world.

"That's right, if you're not as beautiful as Zhuoyu Jun, what do you do when you marry home, you might as well look in the mirror by yourself."

Someone gave a strange smile with unknown meaning: "Do you think you are the same as Wen Xiang Nuan Yu Zai Huai?"

There was a sigh of comprehension: "Hey hey, really, really."

Suddenly someone mentioned: "I guess Zhuo Yujun is in this restaurant."

“How come you see?”

"Just now the shopkeeper said, 'Today there are distinguished guests who are having a great event, please invite everyone to have wine'. Think about it, it is said that Zhuo Yujun entered the Unscrupulous Valley yesterday, and today there is good news that he has returned with a beautiful woman, and it happens to be here Wulianggu Wanjia Restaurant, who is this distinguished guest, what kind of happy event is this, do you still need to guess?"

"Could it be those who went upstairs just now?"

"I was fortunate enough to have a relationship with Lord Zhuoyu once, so I didn't look at it carefully just now. When I think about it carefully, the last person who went upstairs before was none other than Lord Zhuoyu."

There was a gasp of surprise.

In the private room, He Yan could feel Wubang's eager eyes coming through the door.

"But..." Someone reminded in a low voice, "I remember that the few people who went up just now were all men, and there were no women..."

"That's strange. I heard that the beauty has followed Zhuo Yujun out of the valley."

"I don't know what that beauty looks like. With my humble eyesight, it's really hard to imagine how I can grow up to be more graceful than Lord Zhuoyu."

"That's right, Mr. Zhuoyu has a pure heart and few desires. He is not like a person who loves his sons and daughters. With Mr. Zhuoyu's cultivation, there are not many people who can suppress him. I don't know what method that beauty used to make Mr. Zhuoyu willing marry."

"What kind of flowery beauty is it!"

All kinds of sighs and exclamations came and went.

He Yan numbly hugged the wine jar, roaring in her heart: "My reputation is coming to an end!"

Died before leaving the teacher, who is talking about?It's just me, the unlucky guy whose reputation has been ruined right out of the valley, and soon the whole world will say that I, the third master, have broken sleeves...

From now on, beauties will take a detour when they see me, or simply ask me to be a girlfriend...

No!

He Yan glared at Hang Che angrily.

Hang Che ignored He Yan's anger, and said slowly, "How many more days?"

He Yan's teeth itched with hatred: "I can't stop!"

Hang Che said again: "Drink?"

He Yan: "Don't drink!" After speaking, she raised her hand high, a gust of wind was blown up, she stepped up the window and jumped down, disappearing instantly.

Hang Che followed him like a shadow, and disappeared in a flash.

The Wanjia restaurant was suddenly filled with a demonic wind, and the capable monks who drank in the Wanjia restaurant were not low in cultivation, but all of them were cut by this gust of demonic wind, and their tongues hurt and it was difficult to speak when they accidentally inhaled the demonic wind.

Everyone didn't know where Shen Sheng suddenly launched an attack, and they didn't know why for a while, so they all drew their swords to be on guard.After being tense for a long time, the evil wind spun around the hall several times, and finally burst out with a loud "ow", like an evil spirit that turned from shame to anger.

After the evil wind dissipated, everyone's throats recovered slightly.A monk with a quick mind weighed the combination before and after, and said anxiously: "The last thing we talked about before the wind was that beauty... right?"

Everyone thought for a while, and they all agreed with the monk's introduction from the bottom of their hearts, and consciously continued to think.

"Could it be that the beauty was really there just now, and she was upset and annoyed when we heard us talking about her?"

"It was the strange wind just now...that beauty's cultivation is really...really...terrifying."

Everyone looked at each other uneasily, and one word popped up in their hearts - shrew.

Lord Zhuoyu actually married a shrew!

Zhuoyu-jun definitely didn't do it voluntarily, the shrew must have used some shady means to bewitch Zhuoyu-jun.

The author has something to say: Today's chapter is very long~

Someone asked if there was a vice cp, and the answer was that there was a pair, and it was about junior juniors.

My obsessive-compulsive disorder and logic control will not allow the main line of my writing to be unobtrusive and unclear. A person who is unwilling to write the main cp and the main line does not need to worry about me writing sub-cp watery words.

Don't worry, I won't go into details.

Regardless of the deputy CP or other supporting roles, there is an inevitability of existence, and it will be very good-looking, believe me.