Look up to the sky and laugh out loud

eleven six children

I said a lot of exaggerated words, but I still couldn't drive people away.

Many years later, he came across a piece of news and found out that a drunken stunned person cannot be allowed to sleep alone, otherwise the drunken person may vomit and suffocate to death during sleep. Similar tragedies happen every year.

"I'm really an asshole...Why did you scold him like that back then..." He Yan frowned, observing Hang Che coldly, he didn't look like him, he didn't look like him, and he didn't look like him when he was drinking.

Hang Che's drinking physique resembled his previous life Liang Yao's, and it also determined that Hang Che could not have Lin Yun's physique.

Lin Yun is the kind of real hero who is born with a highly active anti-alcohol enzyme.

Thinking of Lin Yun's drinking capacity, and with it, another incident of Lin Yun's drinking with others because of him came to his face...

The human brain is sometimes so powerful that it is unbelievably powerful. For a very long-forgotten event, if you accidentally think of one of them, your brain will follow the clues to think of the next one. He Yan shook her head vigorously and told herself "don't think about it anymore".

Really stop thinking about it.

If this world is parallel to the original one, if I think of him from time to time, will it interfere with his life in that world?

The incident of time travel is so unimaginable that He Yan is now inclined to theism, and always feels that what he is doing here is thinking, or it will somehow affect Lin Yun over there.

Not to bother, is his only way to make up for it now.

He Yan broke her thoughts, her eyes gradually cleared up, and the person who caught her eyes was Hang Che.

With his back turned to him, Hang Che stood meticulously.

But He Yan knew that no matter how high Ren Hangche's cultivation base was, what he needed most at the moment was sleep with his drinking physique.The body with a pale face after drinking alcohol is fierce when drinking because the body has no enzymes and cannot feel drunk. It is slow to get drunk and sober up slowly. After drinking, you will feel sleepy for a long time.

Hang Che was able to walk steadily all the way, obviously because he had never drunk that critical point, but his body must be extremely sleepy at this time.

"I want to save face and suffer," He Yan slandered, "You are so sleepy that you are dying, but you are still holding on to it, no matter how much life is extended by cultivation, it is not enough for you to consume it."

He Yan prides herself on being a prime minister who can hold a boat in her belly, so she won't get angry with someone who is calm on the outside and drunk on the inside.Take a couple of deep breaths, and praise yourself with a few words "Your Excellency has a lot", as if the drunkard's rudeness never happened just now.

Just now when Hang Che was sitting behind him, he could smell the faint scent of wine mixed with the fragrance of ink on Hang Che's body. As a wine lover, he liked to smell that smell very much.Especially on Hang Che, he doesn't smell like a rough man who drank too much alcohol, how can I put it——

In the wind and snow, the new plums are just blooming, and the wine is simmering in the red stove in the grass pavilion. The scholar's pen is covered with ink, and he draws pieces of plums with his brush.

It's the taste.

He Yan finally managed to describe the faint fragrance of Hang Che's body, which is the smell of cold plums and ink.

After drinking, the smell of wine was added, and it became the literary and artistic atmosphere that he had been covering all the way just now.

He Yan could not be angry with Hang Che, in the final analysis, it was because of Hang Che's clear literary temperament that he got cheap.

The Hang family is the least of the four immortal families.The Xian family either inherits the family through orthodox traditions, or passes on the family skills. In short, the inheritance is nothing more than cultivation-related things, but the Hang family has found another way to pass on poems and books to the family.

It is also a miracle that a fairy gate of a family of poems and books can stand upright in the cultivation world for hundreds of years.Even the ancestors of the Hang family went out to test Hwarang!

The Hang family compares themselves to a scholarly family, so the school uniforms of the Hang family are not Taoist uniforms or military uniforms, but Confucian uniforms.

If the disciples of the Hang family don't wear swords, they walk in the mortal world like elegant scholars.

"So, where is Zhuo Yujun's sword..." He Yan looked at Hang Che up and down, he had never seen Hang Che draw a sword.

The Hang family uses the sword as their weapon, and Hang Che has only used the "weaving ink" technique in front of him. Where is the sword?

He Yan was thinking about the sword, and the junior brother with the long sword on his back shook his face, and said in a low voice: "Ahead, there are people from the junior senior brother's family. Junior senior brother, you have to be mentally prepared."

A member of my junior brother's family?He Yan rolled her eyes twice before she realized who the younger brother's family was, and immediately understood why the younger brother reminded him to be mentally prepared.

On the opposite side, Hang Che withdrew his gaze and said, "What do you want them to call you?"

He Yan was embarrassed...

Marriage is really embarrassing!

When two men get married, why should they marry and marry separately?

Even if it is marriage, why is he marrying instead of Hang Che!

What exactly is Master thinking...

"Madam" and "Mistress" are not allowed to be called!Don't even think about it!

He Yan threatened: "Think for yourself, if you can't make it sound, just wait for me to burn your Hang family down."

Hang Che stared and nodded: "En."

Two scholars galloped ahead, stopped in front of Hang Che and saluted: "Zhuo Yujun."

Hang Che nodded calmly, moved away, looked at He Yan and said, "My wife, Mr. He."

Then he looked at the person behind He Yan: "Little Uncle, Mr. Xie."

The tutoring of the Hang family is very strict. The two young children were dizzy and confused by the big news, but they were able to maintain their faces and only froze, and their movements were slightly stiff. They suppressed their surprise and saluted: "Hang Yuan and Hang Tan met Mr. He, Mr. Xie."

He Yan turned her face away uncomfortably.

He noticed that none of the Hang family's children carried their swords on their backs.

It seemed that there was no sword, but in fact there was a sword. With his sharp eyes, he could see that several disciples had hidden the swords behind their collars.

Carrying a sword in this way is like tying a shaped pillar to the back. If you want to be lazy, it is almost impossible to bend over. You have to stand straight and walk straight, and you can't slack off for a moment.

It is said that the Hang family's family style is outrageously rigorous, ranging from martial arts and fairy arts to small words and deeds, all of which are regulated.For example, sitting like a bell, standing like a pine, and walking like the wind are one of the Hang family's school examination items for their children.

According to the official statement of the Hang family, this method of tying swords inside their clothes is: when the Hang family's children walk in the mortal world, they must not display their weapons, nor disturb the lives of ordinary people.

In He Yan's view, the Hang family is all about manners and appearance in the final analysis, and the whole family is face-controlled.

"Aren't you tired?" He Yan murmured in her heart, "I've been slumped all day long and put on airs, and I'm so polite, I'm asking for trouble."

Turning to look at Hang Che, Hang Che stood upright, the clothes on his back did not protrude at all, and his walking posture was elegant without any abnormalities. It is impossible to hide the sword under the collar like those few children. Where?

He Yan muttered in a spirited manner, while Xie Jingyan held her head high and her chest high, very much like her natal brother-in-law, and calmly accepted the gift from the two juniors of the Hang family.

Seeing this, He Yan was furious, and she repeatedly told herself to hold back, never to beat up my junior in front of outsiders.However, when he saw that his younger brother was carrying his brother-in-law airs all the way into the town and didn't intend to let go, he finally couldn't bear it and gave Xie Jingyan a slap on the back of the head.

After succeeding, the haze was swept away, and the heart was brightened.

Yuqian Town is a medium-sized town with only one restaurant "Yuqianlou".

Outside the restaurant, four scholars in Confucian outfits of the same style stood quietly, seeing Hang Che and his party arriving, they immediately greeted them.

Hang Che nodded to show his disrespect, looked at He Yan quietly, and raised his chin upstairs.

Xie Jingyan didn't wait for He Yan to make a statement, and went up ahead with her head held high.

He Yan: "..."

The little junior brother is definitely in need of cleaning up!

A total of six Hang family children watched the three of Hang Che go upstairs.

Hang Yuan Hang Tan, who knew the important information, didn't succeed until he couldn't see Hang Che's figure or hear his footsteps at all.

The two looked at each other, and the expression of surprise was revealed.

Six people are seated.

Hang Yuan and Hang Tan endured and endured, the words kept coming out of his mouth, and he was afraid of being heard by Zhuo Yujun upstairs, so he winked.

One of them, Hang Yuan, was clever and said: "Since Zhuo Yujun introduced us, it means that he can tell everyone."

Another man named Hang Tan realized it, swallowed with difficulty, and solemnly said to the four fellow guards guarding the restaurant: "We, Lord Zhuoyu, have a husband."

Hang Yuan glanced at the stairs, confirmed that it was safe, and said solemnly: "Moreover, it's a man-husband-person."

After speaking, the two breathed a sigh of relief, almost suffocating.

The four people who were guarding the restaurant were stunned and looked at each other blankly. After a long while, one of them whispered, "Is that the one walking in the middle?"

Hang Yuan Hang Tan nodded.

Hang Yuan added another sentence: "The one walking in the front with his head held high is my brother-in-law."

About the male wife, about the brother-in-law, there is too much information, the six of them looked at each other for a long time, and sighed at the same time: "Ah..."

"Should I announce the spring letter to the Lord?"

"No need, Lord Zhuoyu has sent a letter in handwriting."

"Is our Hang family going to have a wedding?"

"Yes."

"How many years has there been such a happy event?"

"It's been more than 20 years."

After sighing, one of them let out a "huh" and widened his eyes when he thought of something.

His expression was a little dignified.

The other five were only confused for a moment, and then they all stared round.

There is one very important thing - everyone dare not say it - our Lord Zhuoyu married a male wife, the main branch of the Hang family is going to be extinct!

The six people looked at each other, unable to digest for a while: Zhuo Yujun, who is so spotless and pure, wants to marry a wife?And married a man?

Don't bully young people who are less educated and ignorant!I can't digest it!

The six young disciples choked their stomachs to talk, and finished their meal without taste. They waited for a while, but Zhuo Yujun and the others came down.

Sitting dry, the mouth is idle, and I want to say something again.

Among the four people who were waiting in the restaurant was one named "Hang Pu". He looked as old as the others, but his seniority was high.This Hang Pu was the one who was the first to say "huh" when he thought of the unprecedented problem.

The names of the children of the Hang family are strictly based on the character generation. The character generation in the past five generations is "Wen Ri Mu Shui Ren". All the children, including Hang Che upstairs, are named Shuipang, and according to family rules, they should call Hang Pu "Little Uncle".

The cleverer Hang Yuan asked: "Little uncle, is Zhuo Yujun planning to stay at the hotel or leave?"

Hang Pu helplessly: "I don't know either."

The other four looked at him expectantly.

Enlightened by being called the little uncle: "What do you mean... I'll ask?"

The five nodded together.

The little uncle choked speechlessly: "But I'm also very afraid of Lord Zhuoyu!"

The five said in unison: "Because you are a little uncle, parents and children in Hangzhou are orderly, you should love us juniors, right? And because of your seniority, Lord Zhuoyu will not do anything to you."

The little uncle made the last struggle: "But Lord Zhuoyu wouldn't really do anything to you, he never did it himself."

The five bowed their heads silently: "Mr. Zhuoyu disciplines us, why should he do it himself. And we are really afraid of Mr. Zhuoyu——little uncle!"

The six sons were still screaming, and they were all taken aback suddenly, and two short words rang in their ears: "Stay in the hotel."

The six sons immediately fell silent, nodded, and replied respectfully: "Understood, Lord Zhuoyu."

They made eye contact, and finally returned to Hang Pu.

Under the expectant and persuasive eyes of the five sons, the little uncle understood, and mustered up the courage to ask the most difficult question: "Mr. Zhuoyu, how many rooms are you going to order?"

Hang Che's voice came: "Two rooms."

Two rooms, three people live, there must be a room for two people.

Hey, how can we divide this, who lives in the same room with whom!