My daily life with neuropathy

"Ah-choo—" I broke free from the quilt with pain and sneezed hard.

"Sanyu, isn't this the legendary curse?" On the opposite side, a man cosplaying Iron Man typed a string of Chinese characters on the chat window.

"Hehe." I blew my nose, crumpled up the toilet paper and threw it aside, and typed two words expressionlessly. "A foreigner dares to show Chinese in front of grandpa. Come on, let me teach you, brother."

"Let the horse come here." He knocked a few times leisurely and said.

"Then let's warm up first." I smiled evilly, "The Chinese team defeated the American team, and the Chinese team defeated the American team. Who will win?"

"The Chinese team." He said without hesitation.

"Your teeth are so beautiful! Oh, they are fake. True or false? True." I sneered and typed out another line of text, and said, "Is it true or false?"

"Easy," he replied quickly, "the teeth are fake, but what you say is true."

"I'll give you a passing grade." I said quickly. "Have you eaten today?"

"Eat." He replied.

"What are you eating?" I asked slyly.

"A lot." Knowing that I wanted to test his quantifiers, Iron Man laughed, and his subordinates kept saying, "A hamburger, a drink, a bag of French fries..."

"How many times!" I chuckled, "Your tutor brought today's materials, what kind of paper is it?"

"A stack of papers." He said without thinking.

"Haha, but what he brought today is your test paper, so what should it be called?"

"A stack of test papers—Sanyu, you underestimate me."

"Wrong, to be clear, it is a piece of paper." I snorted and smiled, "The test paper has just been printed. If you want to express a large number of images and neatly, the quantifier knife is the most appropriate~"

"...Sanyu, this is very similar to the story I've heard called fennel beans."

"Illusion, hallucination~" I smiled slightly and started to change the subject, "Where is the video?"

"Video." He suddenly became excited, and quickly tapped his fingertips on the keyboard, "Sanyu, I have to say, you showed me something very miraculous!"

"Oh? Send it to take a look." I raised my eyebrows, and my hands kept on working.

"Sent to you." After a while, he sent a folder, "Sanyu, there is another fun thing, I have been holding back not to tell you."

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"Did you know that every computer that logs into a website has an IP address?" he wrote.

"Yes, so what?" I asked.

"... Sanyu, speak human language." He looked at it for a long time and said very speechlessly.

"...What will happen to the result of this?" I also asked speechlessly.

"It doesn't matter." He said, "It's just, Sanyu, your IP address is blank. To be honest, when you talked to me in this house, I thought I saw a ghost."

"..." I feel that only speechless can describe my mood at this time. "That's why you asked to video with me, then just talk directly."

"No, no, no!" He replied exaggeratedly, "Why do you want to break the usual practice between us because of an IP address!"

"...No, I think the IP address is a very important issue..." I paused for a long time before I said weakly.

"→_→ Sanyu, what about our tacit understanding?"

"Okay you continue. =. ="

Then the guy, let's call him Iron Man, ignored my weakness and continued, "And then I went all out to track down the signal you gave me, but guess what I found?"

"What did you find?" I asked helplessly.

"Your IP doesn't exist." He smiled at me, pointing his orchid.

"..." I slammed my head on the keyboard, gritted my teeth and replied, "A blank IP address just doesn't exist?"

"No, no, maybe there is a problem with my Chinese, Sanyu," Iron Man smiled, "The blank IP address I mentioned before refers to an address that may exist but does not seem to exist. And I What is said now is not there, but, "Even with the mask on, I can still see his meaningful smile. "It's just that the message you sent doesn't belong to this dimension at all. Sanyu, I'm getting more and more curious. Who are you?"

"There is always a little more trust between people." I typed helplessly, "There is an old saying in China called, treat people with sincerity. It means, treat each other with sincerity..."

"Compared to me, it seems that you are not qualified to say me." He was silent for a long time, and said to me.

"Well..." I smiled wryly, just when I was about to say something, my cousin knocked on the door, and just walked in, the corners of his mouth twitched and looked at me as I was about to speak.I hurriedly made a shush gesture to him....it was difficult, but I managed to do it - in the little dinosaur's doll costume.

"Explain to me." My cousin passed it on to me viciously with his divine sense.

But I can understand his feelings. No matter who it is, when watching a video of a dinosaur and Iron Man, there will be a subtle feeling of running into the studio.

Well, it’s hard to say, why don’t you come to a cosplay?I replied in my heart.

"Sanyu, I detected an ultrasonic wave!" Iron Man said to me happily, "Is this a special way of communication on your planet?"

....... This guy is really hopeless.

"Please cosplay Bump Man." With an idea in my mind, I said to my cousin with a dumb face (although no one could see it).

My cousin made a sneering expression, I don't see how he changed, and then BIU made a slap, and a murderous Ultraman walked towards me.

"I'm sorry to tell you." During the time he walked over, I started to speed up my hands and said, "It seems that I can't pretend anymore. In fact, I am from the planet M78. I am a poor little monster who is witty and clever Smart and mischievous One day I got bored and got on a small spaceship and left home with my old enemy. This water polo is very interesting. I planned to do a little damage, but I was suddenly locked in this small dark room. It turned out that he loved me for so long. I didn’t even know it, but now. I can't hide it anymore. Although he is sometimes violent and brutal, I firmly believe that we can usher in a great consummation in life, an interracial love, and an epic epic friend. Can you keep a secret for me? No more, I saw him. Slowly walking towards me, my dear, let’s end the conversation between us!" Then the video was instantly closed after my cousin slapped me.

The cousin looked sullenly at the face of the foreigner who took off his helmet before closing, his whole body trembling.

"Hello, Bump Man." Wearing a little monster doll costume, I tried to give him a kind smile.

"Hehe." The cousin smashed the computer table that was said to be made of titanium alloy with one hand, and said with a smile scarier than hell's ghost, "It seems that you don't want to eat anymore."

"Oh, why bother to fight each other?" I resisted the urge to laugh, and said, "It's just that I cooperated with my brother and I acted in a play, and I performed well. I give you a thumbs up."

"I want an explanation." My cousin said coldly.

"Well," I said with a relaxed face, "Let the house dismantle those previous devices, it's useless."

"Finally admit that your high technology is useless?" My cousin raised his eyebrows and said.

"Yeah, yeah." I shrugged, "I admit defeat, throw it away."

"Huh~╭(╯^╰)╮." My cousin took out a bunch of machines from nowhere in front of me with a tsundere expression on his face, and when he was about to destroy them, I said suddenly, "etc."

"What's the matter?" My cousin was stunned for a moment and asked, "You changed your mind?"

"No, no, no." I thought for a while, and said, "I'm afraid that there is some device inside, once it is destroyed, it will automatically become something like a road sign."

"This one, don't worry." After listening to my worries, my cousin turned the pile of devices into powder without batting an eye. "They won't find them here."

"Why?" I asked.

"Hmph." My cousin gave me a meaningful smile, spilled the powder in his hand casually, and then stood up, "Let's go downstairs for dinner, everyone is waiting."

"Okay." I don't know why, when I heard this sentence, a kind of warmth suddenly came from my heart, "Huh?" I paused for a moment when I took off the doll clothes, and felt a little strange because of the strangeness in my heart. at a loss.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that I didn't follow, my cousin turned his head and asked.

"It's okay." I suppressed the strange feeling and smiled.

"The indoor temperature has been adjusted, so it's okay to wear less." Mistaking me for worrying about the temperature, my cousin frowned and explained.

"Hmm." I didn't want to correct this misunderstanding, so I took a coat and put it on, "Let's go~"

"I feel that you are in a good mood today." Ren I walked in front of him, and my cousin murmured after me with folded arms.

"Oh~ dear Bumpman~" I turned around and gave him a wink, "What are you talking about~"

"It's not Bump Man X Little Monster." My cousin corrected me seriously, "Actually, I always thought it was Little Monster X Bump Man."

"..." I laughed a few times dryly, stepped forward and patted his shoulder, "I am very pleased that you are so self-aware, brother." Then I ran downstairs immediately.

Sure enough, after a while, I heard a roar that almost exploded from behind, "Sanyu, you—!"

"Ah, ah, I want to call you brother~ good boy~" I smiled at him at the end of the stairs, then I jumped over the guardrail and sat next to the dining table, "It's so rich~~~" I looked at the dining table in front of me and sighed.

"It's finally here, so slow." Qing Xingdeng said with disgust.

"Eat slowly!" Lianhua picked up the chopsticks enthusiastically.

"Okay, eat slowly." Guo Qi continued in an orderly manner.

"Yes, yes, since you said that, you must eat the lotus flower slowly, so as not to disappoint this delicious food~" I picked up a bowl of glutinous rice balls and winked at the lotus flower.

"That's right, that's what I said!" Lianhua anxiously defended.

"Hahahahaha..." I tried so hard to hold back my smile, this time I really couldn't help it.

"I know what I cook is delicious," Feiguan watched the whole process calmly, and said when he saw me collapsed on the table with a smile, "But Sanyu, I understand how you are moved, and there is no need to show me such a big gift again. .”

"Hmph." My cousin sat down with a cold face, picked up a dumpling and threw it over, "How does it feel to finally taste the taste?"

"Like a person drinking water, he knows whether it is warm or not." Fei Guan smiled.

"Hehe." The cousin laughed.

"Hehe." Guo Qi covered his face with his sleeve and smiled lightly.

"I'm talking about you guys." I got up helplessly, "Let's have a meal, don't be so arrogant~ come~" I picked up a steamed pork ribs and stuffed it into Jian Ling's mouth, "Okay Eat, don't talk~"

"That's right, you can't talk when you eat." Feiguan laughed.

"It seems that we were rude unintentionally." Guo Qi smiled meaningfully.

"Hehe." My cousin gave me a sideways look, and then started to eat in silence.

"..." There was an eerie silence.

"No, you guys should talk." I finished plate after plate of food in frustration.

"Do you idiots dare to leave us some!" said the cousin dissatisfied.

"This..." I glanced at the last roasted chicken leg with nostalgia, and moved the chopsticks back bit by bit with great reluctance, "Then I will give you this."

"No, you'd better let him eat." Qing Xingdeng covered his face and said with a horrible face, "I already told the beauty to add more food."

"Thank you." Then I wiped out the last chicken leg extremely quickly. "Ah~ I'm full~" Then I stretched gluttonously, picked up the tea set on the side and poured myself a cup of tea, intending to continue to watch them tear each other.

But as soon as the tea entered my mouth, I felt something was wrong.

The sweet aroma of plum blossom stuffing filled my nose, and at the same time I realized a sad fact...

Ah Ling is waiting for me upstairs.

.......Wait, what did I do before?

The author has something to say: It means that Xia Xia is silly after coding this chapter!

My wife is jealous!Plum blossom brewing symbolizes [hehe da go upstairs and kneel on the washboard]

Hahahahaha, this group of people tearing each other up is the most touching→v→I feel that the plot of them exposing each other's old background can be worth [-] words!

Come and satisfy my obsessive-compulsive disorder~~I feel uncomfortable when I see 9=. =