Rebirth Savage System

Chapter 32 Please YY Yourself

I went back to Zhuangyuan Mansion, and the mansion was very quiet. Without Kangkang, everything seemed lifeless. At night, there was no living person next to my pillow. I was not used to it, so I called out Shenglanguo to relieve my boredom.

"Why? If you don't sleep, I have to sleep!" Sheng Languo complained.

Lord Wang, I thought to myself, do you still want to sleep if you don’t sleep?Oh, no way!

"It's so boring to sleep all day! Chat with me!", I said to Shenglanguo.

"What do you want to talk about?"

"Aside from me, what other missions have you performed?" I asked curiously.

"There are too many!" Sheng Languo's proud and arrogant face was revealed again.

"What's it all about? Tell me, I'm very interested!", I asked.

"Our Shenglanguo mainly performs the task of rebirth. Some people are reborn as ghosts, some are reborn as Buddha gods... There are also more difficult routes. The old man played mahjong with a smile and was reborn as a bustard. Hook! A college student dies from doing homework and is reborn as a sexy teacher; a programmer dies suddenly from working overtime and is reborn as a coal mine boss."

Hehe, it sounds like a joke.

"How many tasks do I have to complete?"

"That's it! The secret must not be leaked, but the system will remind you when it reaches the peak difficulty period!"

"Difficult period?"

"Yes, it is an important node for whether the task can be completed. After it is completed, you will not have much time to stay here! Of course, if you cannot complete it, there will be no more, and you will die!"

Lord Wang, I nodded and fell into deep thought.

Sigh!

Think about my Kangkang, sleep peacefully...

The girls were called to the spacious and bright hall of the Xiu Palace by the aunt Xuanfei. Everyone stood in a chessboard shape without disturbing each other.

The item to be assessed today is manners.

"The so-called posture includes two parts: posture and etiquette," the aunt explained. "Standing has a standing posture, sitting has a sitting posture, and the saluting posture is dignified and generous, which is appropriate to others."

"Which is choosing a concubine? This is choosing a stewardess!", Lord Wang thought to myself.

"Come on, the girls in the first row go first!" said my aunt.

The girls began to walk under the order.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but it's really shocking to see it!If you really have nothing to do, take two steps, and you will get out of the problem after walking!

Some girls deliberately exaggerate their steps and waist in order to stand out from the crowd. They sway when they walk, hook their buttocks left and right, twisting into twists.

"Stop! You can go out, girl!" said the aunt.

The twisted girl was still immersed in her graceful figure and couldn't extricate herself. She didn't realize that the "that girl" in her aunt's mouth was herself, and she was still looking around waiting to see a joke.

"What are you looking at! It's you!" the aunt pointed at the twist girl.

"Huh~", the girl stomped her feet, threw her handkerchief on the ground, and left angrily.

"We are choosing a concubine. The princess will be the empress in the future, and the empress is the mother of our dynasty, which symbolizes the dignity and status of our dynasty. How can some people mess around!" Aunt reprimanded, and the atmosphere in the hall was so serious pole.

The quiet air seemed to be suffocating, making everyone's nerves tense.

"Yes, aunt!" Ankang took the lead to break the silence.Immediately afterwards, everyone shouted, "Yes, Auntie!"

The aunt who chose the concubine saw that her reprimand had played a role, and the superiority of power fermented in her heart. The aunt walked up to Kangkang with a smile and said, "What's the name of this young lady?"

"I, my name is Zhongli...An...Ning", Kangkang had no choice but to pretend.

"Okay, very good, everyone should learn from Miss An Ning in the future, she is not only beautiful but also knowledgeable!" Auntie praised.

Wu Meng gave Kangkang a thumbs up.

From then on, Kangkang had no way out, and he completely let go of himself. In the eyes of others, he was his sister An Ning. An Ning's outgoing, cheerful, and clever qualities began to burn in Kangkang's body, burning, bursting out in the show palace. Shining sparks.

Fireworks of different colors.

"Sit!", the aunt ordered, and the girls began to sit down.

Go out with your thighs spread apart!Go out with a bent back!The neck is crooked and goes out!Get out with flailing hands!Go out whispering!

Under the strict selection of my aunt, another batch was eliminated.

"I ask you how to address the prince when you see the crown prince? Write down the answer you think is correct on the paper." Seeing that everyone was writing, the aunt pointed to a girl at random and answered.

"My husband," the girl replied.

"Wrong! It should be His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!"

"What should I call the prince when I see him in the bedroom? Also write it down on the paper!" Auntie pointed to another girl casually and replied.

"His Royal Highness...", the girl replied.

"Wrong! It should be my husband!"

Why does it feel like riding seven monkeys on a tree?

Raise your hand if you answered both questions correctly, and my aunt pointed to Wu Meng's girl because she was very eye-catching and said, "Miss, please explain the reason."

Wu Meng was a little surprised, and thought to himself: "Why me? Forget it, it's me, it's me!"

"Because the scenes are different, in the court it is a public place where the emperor and his ministers naturally perform the ceremony, and they are called His Highness the Prince; in the palace they live privately, and the Crown Prince and the Princess are husband and wife. There is no affection between them." Wu Meng's analysis was very orderly.

"Good! Very good!", my aunt praised.

Only girls who answered both questions correctly were eligible to enter the next selection process, and another batch failed.

Walking out of the hall, on the way to the Xiu Palace to rest, Wu Meng and Kang Kang let out a sigh of relief: Today is another test.

"Wu Meng, you surprised me today!" Kangkang said.

"Really? Haha." Wu Meng touched her head and smiled shyly.

"Go and I'll take you to a good place!" Kangkang said.

"Really? Where?"

"Follow me and you'll know!"

Following Kangkang's walking direction, the scent of flowers became stronger and stronger, and butterflies flew by from time to time.

It turned out that Kangkang brought Wu Meng to Xiugong Garden, where there were a lot of rare and exotic fruits.

"Wow, it's so beautiful!" Wu Meng couldn't help but sigh after arriving at the garden.

"Yeah, I come here often!", Kangkang said.

"Often? Didn't you just enter the palace? Why do I feel that you are so familiar with this place?" Wu Meng felt a little strange.

Only then did Kangkang realize that he had said something wrong, and then added: "Oh, that, I often hear Ankang mention that to me, so I am familiar with this place!"

"The two girls are so elegant!", Mr. Wang, I trotted all the way from behind and followed Kangkang to come here.

"Hello, father-in-law!" Wu Meng saluted me.

Lord Wang, I deliberately aged myself a lot, coupled with my outfit and always talking with my voice hanging, Wu Meng naturally couldn't recognize me.

"Why is this girl not polite when she sees this father-in-law?" I deliberately teased Kangkang.

Naturally, Kangkang had recognized me, glared at me, and said nothing.

"Hey, so it's Mr. Zhuangyuan's sister! This old slave is being ordered by Zhuangyuan to welcome Miss An Ning to the Zhuangyuan's mansion." I said.

"It's great An Ning, you can finally see Ankang, go, go! I'm here alone to rest, it's so beautiful!" Wu Meng said.

"Miss An Ning, please!" I bent down and stretched out my hand in a guiding gesture.

After the two of us disappeared from Wu Meng's sight and entered the sedan chair, Kangkang instantly relaxed and returned to his true self.

"You finally came to pick me up. If you don't come, I will die!" Kangkang said exaggeratedly.

I smiled.

"Do you know? I'm with girls all day long, and smelling rouge and powder every day makes my head look big!" Kangkang continued.

"I see you enjoy it!", I joked.

"Enjoy? Hehe, go try it. Pretending to be a woman and talking with your throat down is enough to make people uncomfortable. Luckily, An Ning usually chirps like a man, otherwise I'm really doomed!"

"I'm not picking you up now, sleep at home tonight, no need to go back to Xiu Palace!"

When Kangkang heard the news, he became energetic, as if he had taken a stimulant.

After arriving home, Ankang immediately threw the outfit on the ground, and dangled around the room in his underwear, "It's so comfortable!"

I smiled, walked over and hugged Kangkang from behind.

"What are you doing?" Kangkang turned his head 45 degrees and said to me.

"What... you..."

Everyone knows that Xiaobie wins new love, so please YY yourself.

"By the way, Prince Kangkang specifically asked me to tell you that you must make yourself stand out from the selection team, so that you can attract enough attention, and our strategy of luring the snake out of the hole will work!" I said with my arms around Kangkang.

"Yeah!" Kangkang nodded.

Hair slid across my chest, making me giggle out loud.

Kangkang began to dress up at dawn, and had to rush back to the Xiu Palace as soon as possible. Lord Wang, I also pretended to be the old man in order to spend more time with Kangkang.

When we arrived at the Xiu Palace, Wu Meng's room was already surrounded by heavy traffic.

I just heard from the room: "Pay us for our clothes!" "It must have been done by her!" "Give us justice!", a series of curse words.

The moment Kangkang and I opened the door, all eyes were on us again, and both of us came to us with a group of girls: "The accomplices are here!"

"Quick, grab Zhongli Anning quickly!" Someone said.

Kangkang and I were in a daze, what happened overnight?Nani?

Wu Meng rushed towards Kangkang, and said with aggrieved face: "An Ning, you are finally back! They bully people!"

"What happened?" Kang Kang asked.

"After returning from breakfast today, everyone found that their clothes for the talent show had been shredded and thrown at the door, but... only the clothes of the two of us were not thrown at the door, and they were intact, so everyone took a bite. Be sure we did it!", Wu Meng told what happened.

"It's too unreasonable, I was away all night last night!" Kangkang said.

"Then where have you been?" Shan Shuangshuang was not polite at all, like interrogating a prisoner.

"You don't care about me!", Kangkang scolded her.

Both Shan and Shuang's angry faces turned green.

At this time, Lord Wang played by ear, and Yilaomaailao said: "In my humble opinion, this matter still needs to be investigated. You can't just rely on the fact that the clothes of the two girls have not been damaged to conclude that they are the instigators. This is obviously suspected of framing!"

"That's right!" A girl stood up and spoke up.

Hey, isn't this our girl!Well done!

"Who would do such a stupid thing like 300 taels of silver here? It's definitely not something one or two people can do to destroy so many people's clothes in half an hour of eating, not to mention that An Ning has proof of her alibi! You can't listen to the wind is the rain!", the girl analyzed.

Monkey Sai Lei!It was the first time I saw a girl speak so fluently.It turns out that the girl's whine is only reserved for Kangkang!As worthy of being the head of the support fan group, IQ is online!

After listening to it, everyone gradually regained their senses and gradually dissipated. Only Shuangshuang and Shuangshuang left with resentment on their faces.

"Ignore him! See what good things I brought you!" Kang Kang said to Wu Meng.

"Wow~ so many delicious foods! Are they all from the Zhuangyuan's mansion? That's great!", the only thing that remains unchanged after Wu Meng's rebirth is his true nature as a foodie.

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