The whole world expects me to get a divorce

Renjian University started earlier than Yaojie Kindergarten, Wen Yan packed up his bags and went to the first class.

In the classroom, there was still a while before class, and Li Zheng had already arrived, occupying the golden position in the middle and back row, so that he would neither lose sight of the blackboard nor be called frequently.

Wen Yan sat down next to Li Zheng.

Li Zheng looked at him curiously, "I thought you wouldn't come to class. You haven't been seen since the first day of school, and you didn't return when I called you. I almost went to the police station to report you missing."

Wen Yan rolled his eyes, "Can you think of me a little bit?"

But he did not pay much attention to Li Zheng this week. They used to hang out every day, so his mother always suspected that he was in a relationship with Li Zheng.

But in the past few days, he first went on a blind date, moved another house, and then devoted himself to cultivating a relationship with Rong Xiao, and he had completely thrown Li Zheng out of the sky.

A typical brother is like clothes, and a boyfriend is like a heart.

Thinking of this, his steel hunk heart also secretly felt a little guilty.

"Then what did you do?" Li Zheng asked him, "I remember you said that it was a relative from the same family who came, did you have something urgent to delay?"

Wen Yan immediately straightened his back.

He cleared his throat and looked at Li Zheng deeply, "It's a long story, but I'm going to make a long story short. You can't believe it. Some people just have good luck and lose their boyfriends if they don't do anything." , you can’t accept it.”

Li Zheng looked confused, "What do you mean? What boyfriend?"

Wen Yan tried to hide the embarrassment all over his face, but his mouth was closed, and the dimples on his face were still exposed.

He patted Li Zheng's hand happily, "I'm sorry brother, I'll leave you single from now on, and I'm out of single."

Li Zheng was stunned for three seconds before he understood the main idea. His brother was in love, and he almost flipped the table over without a single impulse.

He just wanted to ask a question to express his surprise when the bald professor came in holding the roster.

Questioning can only be aborted.

This class is a well-known Hades subject in the major, the kind where the teacher will fail the class if he catches a pigtail.

Li Zheng could only hurriedly say, "I'll interrogate you at noon."

Wen Yan was right, his mood was very high.

As soon as it was twelve o'clock at noon, Li Zheng couldn't wait to take Wen Yan to the cafeteria to occupy a box. Eight dishes were placed on the table. When he closed the door, he slapped his chopsticks, pointed at Wen Yan and asked, "Say, you Bewitched by some little goblin."

Wen Yan was overjoyed, but it suffocated him to death. He hadn't been as happy as anyone these days. Li Zheng just gave him a pillow when he fell asleep.

But it's not a goblin who seduces him, but an old monster, but age doesn't matter, as long as he has a handsome face.

Wen Yan took a sip of the ice-cola, pinched the head and tail of his experience of the past two days, erased all the monsters, and changed it to his deceased great-grandpa who arranged a marriage for him, and his parents pressured him to go on a blind date, The story of his love at first sight as a result.

"Hey, I didn't even think about it at first. It's an arranged marriage in what age, but the other party is too good-looking." Wen Yan had an extremely hypocritical embarrassment on his face.

He didn't take the initiative at all. Really, the main thing is that the elders' orders must not be violated.

Li Zheng was dubious at first, but after listening to it, he frowned and could kill flies.

"You can pull it off, why are you making up stories with me in such a mess, that your parents dote on you and still force you to go on a blind date?" Li Zheng had extreme doubts about the authenticity of this story, and he expanded his imagination, " Could it be that you fell in love with some nightclub little wild wolf, I'm sorry to say, just make it up with me..."

Wen Yan kicked him under the table, "He's much bigger than me, he's still a nightclub wolf."

Li Zheng patted the footprints on his trouser legs, and reserved his doubts for the time being, he asked, "Since I can fascinate you, there must be a photo, what is the name, how old is it, and when will I get it?" have a look?"

Questioning Sanlian is very much like a worried old father.

Wen Yan bit his chopsticks, feeling very embarrassed.

He was just bragging to Li Zheng that he was out of the order, but in fact he didn't have a horoscope, no photos, and people couldn't bring them out.

"The two of us are still in our first love period, do you understand? We are relatively young. I will arrange for you to meet after we get in touch," Wen Yan continued grinning, "Don't ask me, he is much older than me, but I know how to love people when I am old, not to mention that I am so good-looking, no matter how you look at it, I have earned it."

Li Zheng hehe, he could tell that Wen Yan was turning his elbow outward.

He was even more curious, it must be some kind of fairy who can fascinate Wen Yan, he knows how difficult this kid's taste is.

Wen Yan accepted it as soon as he saw it, for fear that Li Zheng would reveal his secrets if he asked him again. If he talked about the monster with a bald mouth, it would be a big disaster.

He changed the subject in a timely manner, "Don't talk about me, why did you sit there with a sad face when you entered work in the morning, what's the matter? Do you need help from your buddies?"

This time it was Li Zheng's turn to hesitate to speak.

He wanted to confide in Wen Yan about his worries, but he couldn't open his mouth.

He touched his conscience and said that he and Wen Yan are definitely hardcore buddies, but no matter how good buddies are, they still have a little secret——

That is, he is actually a monster, and his whole family are monsters.

And their family is also the subject of a certain big boss in the demon world, and they have served this big boss for generations.

Recently, this boss didn't know which nerve was wrong, but he actually wanted to marry a young human being as his wife.

Their house was boiling all of a sudden, and finally found a place where they could shine. Hearing that this little human lady was going to go to the monster school, she pushed Li Zheng out without saying a word, and ordered him to take good care of his wife at school. .

Li Zheng is aggrieved... I can't even mention it.

Since he was born, he was destined to be the young master who is loved by thousands of people, and he has never served anyone in his life.

He sighed, and chose to tell Wen Yan half the truth, "I have been signed a contract of prostitution, and I have to be a little maid for someone else."

Seeing that Yan didn't understand, he explained vaguely, "I have an elder who is kind to my family. He is quite old, and he finally had his first spring and married a young and beautiful wife. He will go to school soon... …Take an extra-curricular tutoring class. Our old man is afraid that their generation gap will be too big, so he specially sent me to take care of this little lady, to establish a good relationship, and to let the lady feel the spring-like care."

Wen Yan took a deep breath, and didn't realize the familiarity of the script at all, "Is your family quite unrestrained? How old is your elder, and how old is your little wife?"

Li Zheng thought about it, it's hard to say, that boss is already over a thousand years old.

"Anyway, she's pretty big. Let's count my grandparents. My little wife is only eighteen."

Wen Yan's gaze suddenly became indescribable, as if he was looking at a beast, "...Hiss, your elder is really shameless, is this little wife married at the legal age?"

Li Zheng was quite unconvinced. Although he also felt that the age difference between the old and the young was a bit too large, he knew a little about the boss. It was not certain who was the cheapest among the proper golden bachelors.

But he couldn't refute it, so he could only say vaguely, "They should be counted as overseas license holders, not under the control of our Civil Affairs Bureau."

Oh foreigners, no wonder they are so open.

Wen Yan originally wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he still has a few months left, and he is going to be someone's little bride.

So shut up.

Maybe they are also true love.

Lunch time passed between the two brothers complaining to each other. In the afternoon, they took a big class with the liberal arts college next door, and met their other high school buddy, Jin Yueze.A pale and thin senior otaku, his side job is a ghost novelist.

The three cats played backgammon all afternoon in the back row.

Wen Yan lost the whole game.

In a blink of an eye, four days passed.

On Friday morning, Wen Yan gave up resisting, and sat in the living room with the thoughtful handmade desserts prepared by the housekeeper, waiting for his accompanying student who was said to be good-looking.

He became more and more suspicious that he was going to kindergarten. When he was a child, he also waited for Li Zheng at the door with loving snacks.

He was bored of waiting, and started to eat biscuits ahead of time, but saw Rong Xiao waving at him.He was overjoyed immediately.

He thought that Rong Xiao was going to tell him the precautions of the demon world, but he didn't want to, Rong Xiao grabbed him and pulled him into his arms, and he sat on Rong Xiao's lap.

Wen Yan almost jumped up in fright.

"Don't move." Rong Xiao held him down, "Your seal is about to expire, it's not safe to go to a place full of monsters later."

Wen Yan obediently dared not move.

But in his heart he held Rong Xiao's collar and yelled wildly, do you need to sit on your lap to mend the seal? !Don't bully me for not filling the seal!

But his face was like a little quail, he sat obediently in Rong Xiao's arms, his ears were so red that they were about to bleed.

Rong Xiao's face was calm, and he didn't think about things like Wen Yan at all.

He pushed back the broken hair on the back of Wen Yan's neck, revealing the light red seal there, and then raised his hand to destroy it, reinjecting his own demonic energy.

Wen Yan only felt a trace of coolness invade his body, it was not cold, but as clear as a spring in summer.

On the skin of the back of his neck, the shape of a towering tree slowly took shape, green as if stained with colored ink, as if it really had vitality.

"Okay." Rong Xiao let go of him, turned his face and ruthlessly pushed him away from the sofa, "Let's go to class."

Wen Yan had a resentful expression on his face.

Is this over?

Are you so irresponsible when you teased me just now?

I have pulled out work-related injuries for you!

But Rong Xiao really didn't mean to be responsible, and reminded him, "The car is here."

Wen Yan angrily picked up his snack box and left.

Sure enough, the car that came to pick him up had already parked outside the door, and the housekeeper opened the door for him.

Wen Yan had just received Rong Xiao's beauty attack, and his interest in the little fresh meat accompanying him in the car plummeted.

The car door opens—

Wen Yan glanced over lazily, halfway through the glance, he couldn't move his eyes.

He looked up at the sun, wondering if time had really flowed back to when he was in kindergarten.

Otherwise, how could he see Li Zheng getting out of the car?

Li Zheng took a deep breath and prepared to play the role of a little maid with his best acting skills, but he bowed and raised his head, forgetting all the lines he had thought up.

It turned into a heartfelt cry—"Damn!"