apprentice earth god

The brilliance of the setting sun sprinkled on Du Quanfu's body, giving off a halo, like a holy light.

"..."

Du Jiaoyang silently took out his cell phone and called Qiao Xiumei.

"Mom, your husband is crazy!"

Du Quanfu glared at Du Jiaoyang angrily: "You child, what are you talking about?"

Before explaining, Qi Xiumei on the other end of the phone understood what was going on.

"Your father finally confessed to you? Hey, if you hadn't encountered those bad things, mom really didn't want you to go down this road."

Qi Xiumei sighed deeply, very dissatisfied with this arrangement.

"..."

Are Mom and Dad stimulated by his affairs?Why is Qiqi sick, so sick that he is still in the second grade.

Du Jiaoyang beat his chest and stomped his feet, wanting to cry but without tears: "Mom, why are you like this?"

"Mom knows that you can't accept this for a while, so there's nothing you can do about it. It's your life."

"But no matter what, it can be regarded as an establishment position that guarantees income during drought and flood, and it is not easy for anyone to get it."

"I'm busy here, the house on the fourth floor is fighting again, I have to stop it, let's do this first, Dudu—"

Du Jiaoyang looked at the phone in a daze, and then at the calm-faced father with his hands behind his back, he was dumbfounded.

"Son, do you believe it now?" Du Quanfu raised his head slightly, showing a mysterious look.

Du Jiaoyang finally understands why he likes to act. Their family is better than the other.

"Dad, did you go to see Ba ​​La La Xiao Moxian again? This time you managed to bring my mother along?"

"You, you, your dad and I are the ones who watch that kind of childish movies!" Du Quanfu stuttered a little while speaking, and his eyes were a little dodgy.

Du Jiaoyang was a little helpless and moved: "Dad, you don't have to tease me like this..."

Before he finished speaking, Du Jiaoyang was shocked by the scene in front of him.

His father, an old man who is almost 60 years old, has transformed!

Just like Ba La La Xiao Moxian, transforming - oh, no, changing clothes!Just change clothes in a second in front of him!

The big pants and sneakers are gone, and it has become the image of the Land Lord seen in the New Year pictures. He is wearing a long robe with a white beard and holding a jade ruyi in his hand. He is even a bit shorter!

The whole person looks more amiable, rich and festive, and looks older.

"Dad... you, you..."

Du Jiaoyang felt that his entire outlook had been shattered. What did he see? !Is he still awake?

"This is my old uniform. No land god wears it like this anymore. It's clumsy and inconvenient."

Du Quanfu was very tired of this uniform that had been worn for thousands of years, so he patted it in disgust.

With the scorching sun and the mountain wind blowing by, Du Jiaoyang didn't feel hot. Du Jiaoyang stuck to the edge of the cliff like a welcoming pine for a long time.

"Dad, you you you—are you really a god?"

Du Quanfu patted his chest: "If it's fake, it will be replaced."

"What about my mother?"

"Your mother is an ordinary person, otherwise she wouldn't be able to work in the neighborhood committee." Du Quanfu's eyes were full of envy.

The corners of Du Jiaoyang's mouth twitched, wanting to say something, but felt that there was nothing to say.

"However, it's not bad for us to be immortals. We can have health and longevity. Dad can't give you anything. He can only accumulate merits to make you and your mother healthier and live longer."

It was only then that Du Jiaoyang remembered that he had indeed been very healthy since he was a child, and had never been sick.

Once he was mischievous and fell from a very high place, but only had a slight fracture. After a few days of recuperation, he recovered quickly and did not use much medicine.

In the past, it was just luck, but now it seems that it is not that simple.

But who would have thought that it was because his father was a fairy!

Du Jiaoyang still couldn't believe that his father was a god?Is he a demigod?It would be more convincing to say that he is the son of the richest man in the world.

No matter how I think about it, I feel that I drank too much and my mind is muddy.

Seeing that he still didn't believe it, Du Quanfu coughed lightly: "Son, take care."

"Whoosh—" Du Quanfu disappeared directly in front of Du Jiaoyang.

The whole person seemed to sink into the soil, and then disappeared.

Although the effect is only slightly better than the 86 version of "Journey to the West", it is shocking enough.

Du Jiaoyang was stunned for a long time before he realized that he looked around to find his father.

"Damn it, this is too terrible! Is my brain trapped by the door, or I didn't bring it with me when I went out today! What's the matter!"

"Yangyang, I'm here, come here, it's shady here."

Du Quanfu's voice sounded in the distance, and Du Jiaoyang followed the sound. His father was enjoying the coolness under an old tree, and he was still eating a bun in his hand.

Du Jiaoyang ran over quickly: "Dad, you are really a fairy? You really didn't do magic tricks, did you? Did you make this bun too?"

"Why did I lie to you with these? Your mother stuffed this bun into the bag this morning. You're hungry. Let's eat something first."

Du Jiaoyang took it, and as soon as he looked at the shape, he knew that it was indeed his mother's masterpiece.

"Dad, do gods also want to eat?"

"No, I'm just greedy. I used to be human, and what I like most is the taste of the world."

Du Quanfu laughed, his eyes narrowed into a line.

"When I was close to your mother, I was attracted by her excellent dishes. I like to use melons, fruits and dried pastries for offerings. After eating for thousands of years, I got tired of eating them. I saw your mother's cooking. , is simply astonishing!"

In fact, it's not that Du Quanfu didn't bring home anything, but it's usually some melon and fruit snacks. Du Jiaoyang has never been short of these since he was a child.

Especially apples, I'm a bit tired of eating them.

"I turned out to be the son of a fairy?"

Du Jiaoyang was in a trance, still unbelievable, which overturned his cognition too much.

Du Quanfu tapped Du Jiaoyang's head lightly with the jade ruyi in his hand. Du Jiaoyang was startled, subconsciously closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he found that the world was a little different.

The father and son were in the crowd, but others did not see them.

The two were covered by a transparent hood, isolating them from the world.

"This, is this enchantment?"

Du Quanfu nodded deeply, stroking his non-existent long beard.

Now Du Jiaoyang believed it completely, his father would not deliberately make such a big show just to comfort him, nor did he have the ability.

"Then do I have your divine power?"

"I sealed your spiritual orifice before, but now your spiritual energy is insufficient, and the power of a decent fairy is greatly reduced. You have not practiced, so you are not much different from ordinary people, but you can also absorb part of the power of faith."

Du Jiaoyang suddenly realized: "That's why you support me so much in acting?"

"I didn't expect you to encounter so many bad things. It seems that you are destined to inherit our family business." Du Quanfu shook his head and sighed.

Du Jiaoyang always felt that he was a little cheap and good-looking...

Fairy, you can be a fairy!

"It's not so easy to be a god." Du Quanfu poured cold water on him on the spot.

For the sake of stability, the Three Realms restrict each other and do not interfere with each other, and the power of gods in the world is also suppressed by the way of heaven.

They stay in the world to maintain order and prevent unruly ghosts from doing evil, but they cannot use their divine power to satisfy their own needs in the world.

Facing ordinary people, Du Quanfu is just an ordinary person, and it is more reliable to crush people to death with weight than to cure people with divine power.

It is an evil way to conjure money or something, and it is not the work of orthodox gods.

This also caused Du Quanfu, as a god, to be supported by a mortal in the world, and he could usually bring back the sacrifices of believers.

The Land God is also called Fude Zhengshen, and belongs to the last god among the gods.

With the construction of the city, there is less and less land, reinforced concrete everywhere, and the lack of believers' divine power is even weaker.

"You often come back with injuries all over your body, are those evil spirits and monsters beating you?"

Du Jiaoyang felt a little bit worried about his future.

"Since the great chaos a hundred years ago, the order of the Three Realms has been chaotic, and after vigorous suppression, most ghosts, gods and demons have retreated from the human world.

Coupled with the weakening of the spiritual power in the human world, the world has been stable for a while, but now gradually there are sneaky and mischievous creatures. They come from the endless desires of the human heart, and they become more and more powerful, but the gods have not recovered well.This makes us very passive, and sometimes it is inevitable to suffer. "

Du Quanfu was only depressed for a while, and soon his whole body seemed to be shining, his eyes were shining.

"But evil can never defeat justice. As long as there is kindness in people's hearts, the power of God will become stronger and stronger!"

Du Quanfu was originally just a land god on a hilltop. After the changes of the times, this hilltop was gradually occupied by humans. In recent decades, it has developed rapidly and gradually become a city with millions of people.

With the influx of outsiders, the local economy is booming, and it is no longer the inconspicuous small village of the past.

When there are many people, there will be more things, and all kinds of sneaky things will appear. Du Quanfu is under great pressure, and there are no other gods to come to help or take part of the place to take responsibility.

In recent years, it has been even more busy, and some places have been in chaos because no one is guarding them.

Du Quanfu has always wanted to go there to guard, but if he left, it would soon become chaotic if left unattended.

Those evil spirits know how to find a needle, as long as there is no god guarding it, they will run to that place to make trouble.

"Dad, you let me inherit the family business, and you want to be the god of the land like you? Then I become the god of the land, what should you do?"

Du Jiaoyang has never heard of two land gods in one place, and there is also a pair, the land god and the land woman.

Du Quanfu had already changed into regular clothes at this time, and the most common image of an old man did not have the aura that people wanted to worship when he was wearing a uniform.

The barrier also disappeared, and the father and son sat under the big tree, eating melon seeds and chatting. Except for Du Jiaoyang's outstanding appearance, occasionally someone would look back at him, he was no different from ordinary people.

"You are still far from being a god. At present, you can only work as a temporary worker. When your performance improves, you can become a regular worker."

Du Jiaoyang was shocked: "The gods still have temporary workers?"

"Of course, the three realms all influence each other, and many gods are also humans."

"Dad, have you ever worked as a temporary worker? How many years did it take you to become a regular worker?"

"It is still very fast to become a regular, and it took me more than 100 years."

Du Jiaoyang's eyes widened.

"Haste makes waste! Du Quanfu is very dissatisfied with his attitude.

"Then how did you become a god?"

"Because I have been doing good deeds during my lifetime, and I have accumulated merits to have such good luck." Du Quanfu is very proud.

Du Jiaoyang was curious: "How many good deeds do I have to do to have the chance to become a god?"

Du Quanfu shook his head, with one hand on his hips and the other pointing into the distance:

"The land you just saw used to be my land, and I used it for good deeds. Of course, money is not the most important thing, but my heart. Many people praised me and sang me, and there will be no such thing in a hundred years. Entering reincarnation and becoming the god of one party."

Du Jiaoyang's heart shrank suddenly: "All, all, all?"

How big is that!

"Don't be sorry, even if I don't do good deeds, I may not be able to stay until now. I have been a fairy for so long, and I have never seen a family that can keep their family business for thousands of years."

Du Jiaoyang shook his head, recovering from the shock.

"Then what is my job content? I don't know anything."

Du Jiaoyang was very at a loss. He had thought about what he would do if he didn't become an actor, but he definitely would not include being a fairy in his career plan.

"Don't worry, I'm here. I became a god back then, and I can do well even if no one teaches me." Du Quanfu was very calm, "Now that your spiritual aperture has been opened, you are no longer an ordinary person."

"Then I can also escape from the ground?"

"This is an advanced spell. You still have to learn it. I have learned it for 200 years."

"..."

"Don't worry, I will leave you the magic weapon that has been with me for many years. With the fairy weapon, ordinary evil spirits can't do anything to you."

"Then what if you encounter a high-level evil spirit?"

"You can call me. If I can't come, you can still call the main station of God Realm for help." Du Quanfu stretched out his right hand: "Give me your mobile phone."

Du Jiaoyang was puzzled, and obediently took out his phone.

Du Quanfu took the phone, downloaded an app called "God's Assistant" in the app store, and changed it to him after installing it.

"Okay, if you have any questions, just call 011."

"that's it?"

Why does Du Jiaoyang think it's so unreliable? If anyone accidentally downloads this app, wouldn't it be a mess!

"What else? The process of being a fairy is very simple, not as cumbersome as the world."

With an indescribable mood, Du Jiaoyang and his father went down the mountain. While waiting for the bus at the bus stop, he found a woman in her forties in white on her right.

The woman looked haggard, very pale, without a trace of blood at all.

Du Jiaoyang was worried that she was sick, and was thinking about going up to ask, when she saw her crossing the road regardless of the traffic.

Du Jiaoyang's heart suddenly rose to his throat, this is a terrible situation!

"Come back, there is a car!"

The woman turned a deaf ear to her, and continued to rush forward regardless. When she got to the middle of the road, she was hit by a big car.

Du Jiaoyang felt a chill in his heart, it's over.

But when the cart passed by, he didn't see the tragedy he expected.

The other people waiting for the bus looked at him inexplicably, not understanding why he suddenly yelled.

Du Jiaoyang was stunned, what's going on?He is dazzled?

At this moment, the woman from just now appeared across the road from Du Jiaoyang and smiled openly at him.

Her mouth opened wider and wider, her mouth was full of blood, first blood spurted out, and then heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney gushed out of her mouth, falling to the ground with a splash!

God, what the hell is this!