Ai Changle's main business is a stand-in, and his side job is eating and broadcasting.

Do two jobs, chase one guy.

He chased and chased, chased and chased, trying his best to get the man's attention.

Little did they know, he was washing himself clean and sending him into the mouth of the big-tailed wolf.If you are eaten, you have to ask:

"Is it tasty?"

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April, when the spring breeze is getting warmer.

The cool and comfortable air that should belong to this moment is isolated by the overcrowding. Being in such a grand and tall shopping mall, I feel a little stuffy.

If you are with someone you like, the degree of "boring" is not worth mentioning, after all, lovers can enjoy everything.Conversely, if the person across the dining table makes himself feel like he is sitting on pins and needles, the cotton stuffed in his heart will expand into a huge hard stone, which will be stuffed at the junction of the veins, with no air in or out.

"Tong, Aunt Tong said, you seem to be working online?"

Zhong Weihua sat upright, with his back straight, and glanced at the thick black eyeliner flying to the temples of the man opposite him, his eyes burned, and he quickly moved away.His toes kept pointing in the direction of the door—he wanted to leave.

The semi-permeable floor-to-ceiling windows that were wiped off by the cleaners could barely see my expression. If it was a pure reflective mirror, I should be able to clearly see the sweat on my forehead——

The person on the other side is too scary!

Red afro, thick eyeliner that almost covers the entire eyelids, smoky eye shadow has been applied to the cheeks, and blood red lips that can rival vampires——

A boy dressed like this is horrible!

"That's my side job."

The lips of the "vampire" moved, and the eyes that were painted so that they could not see the original shape cast a contemptuous glance at Zhong Weihua, successfully chilling his spine.This reaction made the "vampire" quite proud, and then continued the previous words, with a sharp and harsh voice:

"After all, is it a blind date? It's good for my mother to tell you about my job in advance. I heard you are a civil servant, right?"

Zhong Weihua nodded in pain. Fortunately, he was well-educated since he was a child, so he didn't run away at the first sight of this person.

"Yes, I was admitted after graduating from graduate school. The meaning of the family is to find a partner while you are young. Ai, Ai Changle, I saw your photo yesterday. I think...the photo is similar to you. , a bit different."

More than a little?

The handsome and lovely boy in the photo is the level of someone chasing WeChat on the street, and the devil in front of him is not from the same world at all!

Ai Changle rolled his eyes in his heart—nonsense, if it wasn't for messing up the blind date, would he be able to dress up like this?

"Isn't the photos all coaxing parents to pose for a photo? Sometimes you can't tell it's me if you P!"

He drank soup while talking, and deliberately made a "hoo hoo" sound, which successfully made Zhong Weihua shudder.

"I usually go out like this. Although it takes a little time, it looks good." He said casually.

Zhong Weihua frowned: "Yes, is it..."

"After all, I have nothing to go to the bubble bar."

"what?"

"Fight."

"what?!"

"Sometimes I get a tattoo or something."

"..."

"You said that I can't dress too ordinary when I go to and from entertainment clubs, right?"

"This, so..." Zhong Weihua, who has been a model student since childhood, was frightened, "You, you just said that online work is a side job, so, is your main job?"

Ai Changle crossed Erlang's legs, and put his knees on the edge of the table shamelessly, shaking his legs while talking:

"Hey, I won't talk about it, I'm afraid I'll scare you!"

He chewed the beef in his mouth, and moved the dish to the opposite side with great enthusiasm.

"Eat it, why don't you eat it?"

Zhong Weihua forcibly hypnotized himself to shield his ears from the sound of babbling, but the sound turned into countless sharp thorns, piercing through his eardrum as if wearing a loudspeaker.

His face became more and more ugly, but Ai Changle on the opposite side didn't stop because of it, instead he kept wriggling his bloody mouth in the eyes of the other party.

"Oh, why don't you eat it? Does it not suit your appetite?"

"At first I didn't want to go on a blind date. After all, I'm still young! But my mother is right, I'm just at the right age now, and it will be even more difficult if I wait another two years!"

"I think you are quite nice, not like last time. Oh, just go to the boxing ring with me, I didn't do anything, and his teeth fell out!"

"And the one last time, actually said that I look like a ghost, and ran away before saying a word. Do I look like it? Do I look like it! It doesn't look like it at all, okay?"

"And last time, I went with him to that—"

The horror story that Ai Changle had prepared in advance had only reached the third one, when he was interrupted by the sweaty man on the opposite side:

"——That! Ai, Ai Changle, I suddenly remembered something urgent, I, I'm going first! Well, I will contact you later! I, I will talk to Aunt Tong! Sorry, I have to go first gone!"

After finishing speaking, he quickly rushed to the door with his coat in hand, and fled.

Ai Changle stretched his neck to look at him, and only after the panicked figure disappeared into the crowd and there was no sign of coming back, he managed to snap his fingers:

"Yes!"

Thinking about his 25-year-old age, how could he casually spend his life with a man on a blind date?

The so-called Dao is one foot high, and the devil is one foot high.The same is true for the blind date. The empress at home insisted on forcing him to go on a blind date, but she couldn't push him away. She said how good he was, and after seeing the photos, he wanted to meet more.

Let's meet then.

He is a serious and outstanding graduate of the acting major. Although he only shuttles around as a stand-in in various production groups, in terms of acting, even if he is not as good as a big-name actor with first-class acting skills, he is more than enough than these ordinary people.

Anyone who wants to eat his crispy and delicious swan meat, let's give it a try.

"It really scares people away?"

Twenty minutes later, in the men's restroom on the top floor of the shopping mall, Ai Changle was as well-behaved as a wooden man, asking Xue Zhen to remove his makeup.The skin gradually revealed from under the smoky makeup is more than ten times prettier than the photo Zhong Weihua got.

"of course!"

When Ai Changle talked about the battle situation just now, he was in high spirits:

"I used all my acting skills all my life just now. Shaking my legs, smacking my mouth, it's as scary as it gets. Then he ran away before I finished speaking, hahaha!"

Xue Zhen is his deskmate in elementary school, and they have been friends for more than ten years.Both of them know each other very well, even knowing how many moles there are on their buttocks.

"Oh, how pitiful. You said that he is a high-level intellectual and a civil servant. On this condition, how many people lined up to make friends with him, but they were scared away by you, an old Montenegro. I guess they will not dare to go on a blind date in the future. "

Xue Zhen was amazed by his ability to scare people away on the first blind date. He threw away the black cotton pads in a daze, then took out two new ones, soaked them in makeup remover, and wiped them on his face. In a few seconds, it became extremely black again.

Ai Changle snorted happily: "Then who told him to plot against me? He insisted on adding me on WeChat and saying that we want to meet."

"People want to find a partner. It's normal to meet someone who is close to each other and want to meet."

"No—it's normal for him to see other people, but he can't see me."

"Huh? Why?"

"Because I have a husband!" He showed off intoxicatedly, "When the time comes, my male god Wen Qing finds out that I actually went on a blind date behind his back, so what will you think of me!"

The corner of Xue Zhen's mouth twitched, wishing he could slap this man twice:

"I don't care what he thinks, but I really want to know, if your future husband finds out that you like Wen Qing so much, wouldn't the world of jealousy be turned upside down?"

Ai Changle clicked his tongue:

"My future husband is him, how can people be jealous of themselves?"

Finally, Xue Zhen couldn't hold back, and slapped him hard on the forehead:

"As long as there is a peanut, you will not be so drunk."

The author has something to say: the character design has been marked in the copywriting, and he finally succeeded in chasing stars and reached the pinnacle of his career. It is sweet and delicious, welcome to taste it~

The column pre-received article "Crossing into a Cowardly Man and Wife" has already started to save manuscripts, and the copy is as follows:

shock!The cowardly school girl actually beats up in class!

shock!This school grass that thousands of girls are obsessed with actually can't see the school beauty!

shock!Boss Shi Yin, who has been working hard in the business world all year round, actually has a marriage contract with this school girl!

Surprising x10 to the nth power......

Gong Jinshu, a one-eyed composer, had a rough fate. Once he stepped into the novel, he became a genius cellist with the same name and surname.

This cellist is gifted and talented, but cowardly and jealous, he does stupid things and is a veritable blue face.

Piggy arch cabbage, he is the pig.

Shi Yin, a newcomer in the business circle, was extremely capable, wise and steady, but he was "disasterd" by this misfortune. The two died together in that remote scrap iron factory, and their end was miserable.

The little pig arches the cabbage, he is the cabbage.

After death, Shi Yin was reborn to the year when he first met.He decided not to repeat the same mistakes this time and keep a distance from someone.

At the same time, as Shi Yin's number one fan, the goal Gong Jinshu set for himself is to stay away from Shi Yin and stop the disaster.That way he won't die, and neither will Shi Yin.

Ever since, they surprisingly reached a consensus.

"Don't look at me, I don't like you."

"Coincidentally, I don't have feelings for you either."

After a while--

"...How about pretending to be married?"

"Emmmmmmm is fine."

Gong Jinshu's inner OS: So handsome, so manly, so alluring!I can't pretend anymore, I love him!

Shi Yin's inner OS: Adults, do what you say, keep a distance if you say you want to keep a distance-but he appears in front of me every day, he must be deliberately seducing me.Yes, he did it on purpose.Don't blame me if you can't control it, you can't blame me, how can you blame me?

Duplicity and false marriage, pretending to be B and slapping face with true feelings.

The manuscript is being saved, welcome to receive it in advance~

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